The World Is Full of Noobs
I died.
Well, more accurately, I was killed.
The Demon King’s curse had sent my soul flying across dimensions, and when I opened my eyes again, I was standing in the middle of a peaceful parallel Earth. No monsters. No war. Just a world where virtual reality games had become everyday life.
And that’s when I realized something.
These people… they’re all trash.
“What the hell? How are they this bad?”
I muttered to myself as I watched a raid party get wiped out on the giant holographic screen in the plaza. The boss was still at seventy percent health, yet the tank had already face-planted, the healer was spamming the wrong spells, and the DPS were running in circles like headless chickens.
It was painful to watch.
Back in my original world, I had been a Transcendent Hunter. The kind of monster who solo-cleared gates that entire armies couldn’t touch. I’d spent decades fighting on the front lines, carving my name into history with blood and fire.
But here?
These idiots treated life like it was a game, and they still sucked at it.
I scratched the back of my head and sighed.
“Guess I’ll have to show them how it’s done.”
That was the moment I decided to start streaming.
Because if I was stuck in this peaceful world with nothing to do, I might as well get rich and famous while teaching these noobs the meaning of skill.
Plus… I was seriously craving that dopamine hit again. The thrill of combat. The rush of a perfectly executed combo. The cheers of an audience losing their minds.
I opened the VR capsule in my newly assigned apartment and lay down inside.
The familiar sensation of my consciousness being pulled into the game world washed over me.
Welcome to Arcadia, Player Kim Yeonu.
Your character has been automatically created based on your real-world data.
Would you like to begin?
“Yeah, let’s do this.”
The world around me dissolved into light, and when my vision returned, I was standing in a beautiful starting village.
But something felt… off.
I looked down at my hands. They were smaller. Slender. Delicate.
My chest felt strangely heavy. My waist was narrow. My hips…
“Wait. What the fuck?”
I rushed over to the nearest reflective surface—a crystal-clear fountain—and stared at my reflection.
Long silver hair cascaded down my back. Huge, sparkling violet eyes. A face so beautiful it looked like it had been sculpted by the gods themselves. And a body that could only be described as…
“A girl?!”
My voice came out high and clear. Feminine.
I pinched my cheek. It hurt. This wasn’t a bug. This was real.
The Demon King’s curse must have done something weird during the dimensional transfer. Or maybe the character creation system had glitched out and pulled my soul into a female avatar.
Either way, I was now a stunningly beautiful girl inside the game.
I stood there frozen for a long moment before letting out a deep sigh.
“Well… whatever. Gender doesn’t matter when you’re kicking ass.”
Besides, this body felt surprisingly light and agile. The stats were probably insane too. I opened my status window with a flick of my wrist.
“Holy shit.”
Even by my standards, these stats were ridiculous. Especially that EX-rank Charm. No wonder the face in the fountain looked like a goddess.
I closed the window and cracked my knuckles.
“Alright. Time to go hunting.”
I opened the streaming app that came built into the game and set up my channel with a few quick taps.
Username: TranscendentNoona
Stream Title: [First Broadcast] Teaching These Noobs How to Actually Play the Game
I hit the Go Live button.
Within seconds, a handful of curious viewers trickled in. The chat started to scroll.
I smirked at the camera floating beside me.
“You guys really have no idea what’s about to hit you.”
I turned and sprinted toward the beginner hunting grounds. My silver hair whipped behind me like a banner.
The first monster that appeared was a Low-Rank Goblin.
In this world, it was considered a weak mob that even newbies could handle if they were careful.
I didn’t even draw a weapon.
I simply stepped forward and threw a punch.
-INSTANT DEATH
The goblin’s head exploded like a watermelon.
The chat exploded along with it.
I grinned at the rapidly increasing viewer count.
“That was just the tutorial, kids. Stick around. I’m about to break every world record this game has.”
The dopamine was already flooding my brain.
It looked like life in this peaceful world wasn’t going to be so boring after all.