Chapter 17 - One Night in the Camper (3)
The two of them had spent an incredibly intense night together inside the camper van in an unfamiliar place where zombies could appear at any moment.
And when they finally fell asleep, Kim Jun felt a tickling sensation down below just before he woke up.
“Mmm?”
Chup— Chup— Churrrrup!
When he opened his eyes at the wet sensation rising from his lower body, he found Emily already awake and lavishing his massive shaft with her mouth.
She gently licked around the head before taking the whole thing in at once.
“Ugh!”
Kim Jun tried to curse but the overwhelming pleasure hit him so hard he could feel the back of her throat. He ended up firing off a proper load first thing in the morning.
Spurt— Spurttt—
Slurp— Sluuuurp!
The moment he came, Emily sucked it all down and swallowed without missing a drop.
Thanks to her, the morning inside the camper van began with a heavy dose of post-nut clarity.
“I must’ve been trying to die in this situation.”
“Oh my, death by orgasm?”
“As if that could happen…”
Kim Jun slowly got up, pulled up his pants, and grabbed his gun.
“We don’t even know when zombies might show up, yet we were fooling around like it’s nothing.”
“Ah, it’s fine. I went out and checked earlier—there wasn’t a single zombie in sight.”
“…”
“Why are you so surprised? You’re the one who said keeping watch is basic.”
“…You went outside?”
“Yes! I don’t know who did it, but someone scattered broken glass bottles all around the barbed wire. Hoo, it must’ve been the original owner of this house.”
That had actually been Kim Jun’s doing, but Emily just hummed and moved on.
Since Emily had already scouted the area, Kim Jun figured the drive back home would be smooth sailing.
“Oppa!”
“Hmm? What now?”
“I’m gonna go wash up!”
“Hey! We can’t waste that much water before we even get home…”
But Emily had already slipped into the camper’s bathroom. She came back after happily using up a generous amount of their precious water for a full bath.
Before he could even scold her, Kim Jun just felt drained and shook his head. At that moment, Emily approached him again.
“What’s wrong? We’ve taken care of all the zombies, haven’t we?”
Standing in front of the hunched-over Kim Jun, Emily stroked his head with her still-damp body.
“Honestly, you’re getting hard again, right?”
“…”
“There probably won’t be any zombies to interrupt us if we go for another round.”
When Kim Jun lifted his head, what he saw was Emily’s slightly raised hips right above her pink slit.
“…Haa.”
“Hmm? Why are you staring at my pussy and getting hit with post-nut clarity?”
It was way past the point where telling her not to use those words would do any good.
Kim Jun grabbed her hips with both hands.
Emily, who was just as proud of her ass and hips as she was of her chest, kept swaying them teasingly, practically begging him to touch as much as he wanted.
“…Down there’s blonde too?”
“…Ah? Ahahaha~ Okay! Okay!!”
At that moment, Emily laughed and pulled him into her arms.
“See? It’s naturally golden.”
Kim Jun stared at the hair between her legs, the exact same color as her melted-gold blonde curls. Emily spread her legs with a smile.
Turned on all over again, the two of them immediately started kissing and went at it hard from the very start of the morning.
“Haa~ Good thing I grabbed a ton of condoms last night~”
Emily climbed on top, stroking him until he was rock hard again. She slid him inside her and rode him in cowgirl position, kissing him passionately while begging him to tell her he loved her.
Lying on the camper bed, Kim Jun thrust his hips vigorously, diving into another round of intense sex that picked up right where last night had left off.
“Hoo.”
“Haaaa—”
After their vigorous morning workout, the pair got up and held each other tightly.
Emily looked at Kim Jun and asked slyly,
“After going at it like that in a situation like this, don’t you usually want a cigarette?”
“…Who told you that?”
“Hmm~ Hmm. Guess not.”
Kim Jun stood up, got dressed, picked up the safety-locked air gun, and stepped outside.
Just like Emily had said, the streets looked completely different from last night—there wasn’t a single zombie in sight.
All that remained were the charred remains of the zombies he had burned with Molotovs.
“Hoo—”
It was the first time he’d gone looting, gotten trapped, spent the night, and still come out completely fine.
Kim Jun loaded the still-flushed and humming Emily into the passenger seat and prepared to leave.
“We’ve wasted too much time. Let’s go!”
“Yes~ The kids are going to be so happy when we get home.”
“You think so?”
“With all those leggings, sexy panties, skirts, and a huge pile of condoms~ Whew~”
“…”
Kim Jun decided to pretend he hadn’t heard that last part and drove the camper back onto the national highway.
As expected, zombies were visible on the highway again.
But this time it was bright daylight, and they had more than double the ammunition from the gun shop plus brand-new weapons. The zombies in front of them were nothing more than targets to clear on the way home.
Ding!
Thwack!
Click— Ding!
Bang!
Every time the air gun fired, a zombie dropped. Kim Jun drove slowly, almost crawling, but still made steady progress toward home.
“Haa~ When we get home, should I tell them how intense last night and this morning were?”
“You do that and I’ll hit you.”
“Okay~ This is our little secret!”
Even though she said that, there was a good chance the story would still get out.
The deed was already done. It was probably faster to calculate when that sex-crazed woman would spill the beans.
“Actually… that was my first time.”
“What?”
Kim Jun turned his head sharply at the sudden comment while driving.
“The size that goes beyond even my chest.”
“Yah… damn it!”
Kim Jun stepped on the gas in a fit of angry acceleration all the way home.
Fortunately, there were fewer zombies than on the first drive, and since he already knew the route, they managed to arrive back home in the afternoon.
The moment Emily announced their arrival over the walkie-talkie, the top stars were already waiting at the gate.
“Oppa~”
“Hwaaaaaang!!!!”
“You’re alive! We’re all alive!!!”
“Hey, hey, fuck—!!”
As soon as Kim Jun returned, the top stars rushed over and clung to him, rubbing against him.
Even when he told the crying idols to let go, they had already turned into a sea of tears and snot.
It took Kim Jun quite a while to calm them down.
In that moment, he also noticed a few girls showing reactions different from pure relief.
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Tap— Tap— Tap-tap!
After returning, Kim Jun was hammering away, reinforcing the house’s defenses once again.
Even though he had only been gone a single day, the women who had worried sick when he didn’t come back the next day followed him around.
“Look, I’m sorry but you don’t have to do that.”
“But oppa!”
“Ah, right! In Ah, you’re making preserved food, right? Go help her out.”
After sending the girls away with those words, Kim Jun looked at the remaining Emily and continued hammering in silence before speaking.
“Bring me the monkey wrench over there.”
“Yes~ Here you go.”
Kim Jun finished another round of barricade construction around the house and came down feeling satisfied.
“Haaaa~”
Now that the barricades around the house were built to a level he was confident could never be breached—even in the middle of a war—Kim Jun felt pleased.
He had expanded the area he originally set up to keep the girls out and turned it into a proper fortress. As he hummed and walked out, he spotted the camper van.
“Right. We used it for a whole day, so I should clean it up.”
He was going to refill the water and tidy up the inside when his eyes met a woman already there.
“Hmm?”
“Ah…”
The member he had liked the most since the first entertainment show they watched together.
And the only one who had refused when he asked to check her zombie bite wound.
Eun Ji was inside, cleaning the camper van.
“I didn’t ask you to clean in there…”
“I thought I should, just in case.”
“Oh, really?”
Kim Jun cleared his throat awkwardly and started cleaning the surrounding area.
Eun Ji quietly cleaned the inside without saying a word—until she found something she probably shouldn’t have.
“Oh my~”
“!?”
The moment Kim Jun flinched, Eun Ji lifted up a knotted condom.
“Ugh!? T-that’s…”
“It’s already… been used.”
Eun Ji casually spoke while holding the condom filled with thick, white fluid and proceeded to throw it away.
Kim Jun was so embarrassed he wanted to die, but Eun Ji didn’t seem to mind at all.
While cleaning another spot, she found yet another one.
“There’s more?”
“Hey! Wait a second!”
There wasn’t just one or two used condoms. Kim Jun offered to clean it himself, but Eun Ji acted like it didn’t matter since she had already seen them and continued tidying the vehicle.
Even though Kim Jun tried to stop her out of sheer embarrassment, Eun Ji cleaned everything. By the time she was done, the camper van was spotless.
Instead of helping with the interior, Kim Jun filled the waste tank and shower water from outside and let out a long sigh.
He swore to himself that something like this would never happen again. At that moment, Eun Ji spoke softly.
“The zombies… we almost starved to death…”
“?”
“We really met you at the worst possible time.”
“Y-yeah, that’s right.”
“So… we were left with nothing but our bodies.”
“Y-yeah…”
Eun Ji stared at Kim Jun with cold eyes as she spoke.
Even though she was the friend he had liked the most during the entertainment show, actually talking to her now felt so terrifying that he instinctively took a step back.
In the middle of that, Eun Ji found yet another condom full of semen and lifted it up.
Kim Jun tried to say something, but Eun Ji looked at it and continued.
“You were about to die… so of course…”
“No, wait… that’s not…”
He tried to explain, but Eun Ji had already guessed the situation and spoke first.
“If you don’t offer your body, you can’t stay in this house, right? Is that it?”
“…No!”
“…Yeah. A piece of ham, one bullet, one bottle of water… You go out together to get those things… and if that doesn’t work, you sell your body for food and to save your life…”
Everything else aside, the phrase “sell your body for food and to save your life” sounded completely wrong, so Kim Jun reached out.
“Eun Ji! That’s not it! I…”
“You don’t have to say anything.”
“Ugh?!”
Eun Ji finished cleaning the inside of the camper, swept up all the used condoms, and said,
“I understand. When you think you’re going to die right away… that kind of situation…”
“No, that’s not what I…”
“But you know… I really can’t do something like that.”
Eun Ji firmly rejected the future as she stepped down from the camper.
She stared straight through Kim Jun, then shook her head and said,
“Whether it’s doing laundry, cleaning, or cooking like now… I don’t know. But if the condition is giving my body and waiting here… then I’ll leave.”
“What the hell are you talking about? There’s nothing like that!”
Even though Kim Jun shouted, Eun Ji had already understood everything and went inside.
Left with a bitter taste in his mouth, Kim Jun stepped out of the camper and lit a cigarette.
“Hoo.”
Surviving by offering your body for a night.
More bluntly, celebrities who thought they had secured their survival by paying with sex.
Not everyone would think that way, but it seemed some of the girls were refusing precisely because they had that thought.
Knowing that, Kim Jun chain-smoked one cigarette after another.
He had never once given special treatment or food in exchange for sex, but he was bothered by the atmosphere that was forming.
“This is fucking bullshit… If it’s going to be like this, the military rescue team should’ve shown up already.”
The stress that came from not seeing a single other survivor for over two months in this zombie world.
Still, he had no intention of stopping the remaining people from finding their own way to survive.
That was why Kim Jun held another drinking session that night.
He used the soju he had brought from the shopping center last time, along with room-temperature retort pouches. When he heated them up, he was relieved to find they hadn’t gone bad. He boiled up a product called Yangpyeong Haejangguk and served it.
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