11. A Man Who Doesn't Get Screwed Over.
11. A Man Who Doesn't Get Screwed Over.
"Butt inauguration? What the hell does that mean?"
"..."
Yeonseo's face instantly turned beet red at So-ri's mutterings, and she snatched the phone away in a flash.
"...It's nothing."
"Isn't that the letter you were sending? And the letter's about butt inauguration?"
"No..."
So-ri looked utterly baffled at her flustered, stammering expression.
If she was making a face this shocked, then she must've been genuinely stunned.
"Wow..."
It was so absurd and shocking that it came out as admiration instead.
She'd climbed onto the prim and proper cat's hearth first, huh.
I knew her true nature was lewd, but who would've thought she'd conquered the backdoor at such a young age.
An inexplicable sense of awe washed over her.
"You're still a virgin up front, right? That's what you meant by pure. A pure bitch."
"Who's a bitch! I've only done it once!!"
"Normal people don't start with the back, do they?"
"That guy...!"
"Human?"
"......It's nothing. Anyway... it's no big deal, so don't worry about it."
"Oh? How can I not worry? The backdoor of the Great Ha Family's granddaughter got drilled. How do you just gloss over that?"
"Can you not say such embarrassing crap??"
Sihwan was already full of vulgar talk, but this woman took the cake.
How could the Clan Head be so utterly lacking in dignity?
And she was once the great hero who led the continent's forces against gods and angels.
"Who is it? Who'd you do it with? Did they do it right?"
"Ugh... turn off your nosiness...!"
"Come on, tell me. Oh, is it because of her?"
So-ri let go of Eun-jeong's chest that she'd been groping and covered her ears.
"There. Now spill it."
"Enough already. Just tell me why you're here."
"Oh? Can't you hear the Clan Head's orders?"
"Guh... you're really gonna do this?"
"Yup!"
She beamed brightly, ignoring Yeonseo's distressed look.
Yeonseo ground her teeth.
'This is all that human's fault.'
Why the hell send such a vulgar text! At least send it at night!!
Why at this exact timing, making her life hell!
"Come on, spill it quick~~."
When Yeonseo kept her mouth shut, So-ri hopped over to the seat next to her, crossed her arms, and snuggled right up.
"Quickly~~!"
"Eek! Why are you doing this!!"
Thanks to that, Eun-jeong's ears—which Yeonseo had been desperately blocking—were now free, but So-ri wasn't the type to think deeply about that anyway.
"Who is it~ The one who conquered our Yeonseo~!"
"Seriously...!"
Just as she was horrified by So-ri's persistence, the quiet Eun-jeong finally spoke up.
She too was shocked by Yeonseo's secret sex life, so she'd done some deducing of her own.
"A human...? No way that arrogant...?"
One man came to mind.
About 18% of the humiliations she'd suffered lately could be pinned on that obnoxious prick.
A human who dared hold his head high in front of a 『Noblesse』—and a 3rd Rank Commissioner at that—with his snappy backtalk and cocky attitude; not a single thing about him sat right.
"But no way, how...?"
The problem was that he was just a plain human.
No way could some human fuck a 『Noblesse』's ultimate pussy... no, ultimate asshole.
"What? You know who it is?"
"Say it and you're dead."
Yeonseo tried to seal her lips with murderous intent, while So-ri matched her creepy vibe and urged her to speak quick.
It could've been a tense standoff, but Eun-jeong—now So-ri's plaything—made it simple.
"Ryu Si-hwan... the human who became the trainee representative for this batch."
"You!!"
"Human??"
Polar opposite reactions.
Yeonseo flew into a rage, while So-ri tilted her head.
"I heard there was a human... pretty famous, right? But him and our Yeonseo doing anal? You think that makes sense?... That's what I thought, but your face says it does. Oh my god."
She daintily covered her mouth.
"How with a human..."
Crunch.
Yeonseo ground her teeth audibly.
Her glare fixed on Eun-jeong, of course.
Eun-jeong smirked for the first time in ages, clearly savoring how she'd screwed Yeonseo over even while being used as a toy.
"For real? How?? No, did his dick even fit properly?"
She wasn't being discriminatory or anything.
No crap like 'How dare a mere human touch the Great Ha Family's granddaughter?'
She was just interested in Yeonseo's backdoor and the one human dick that had drilled and ravaged it.
Yeonseo's frustration exploded.
"Ah, enough!! Can't we talk about something else? Why are you even here!"
"Won't it squish?"
"Haa..."
Still, she stuck doggedly to her own script.
She really didn't listen to a damn word.
Perfect my-way-or-the-highway.
"With a bunch of magic and Nobling, sure it's possible... but I doubt a human's tasty enough to go that far~."
"Enough, just get to the point already."
"And for a virgin, even more so. But if you did it anyway, there must be something special, right?"
"Ha... fine, just leave. Please."
Get out.
But So-ri didn't give a damn.
"His dick super huge or something?"
"Argh, seriously!! You only ever care about girls usually, why so obsessed!! He's a guy, a guy!"
"Tsk tsk tsk."
So-ri wagged her finger side to side.
"You think I chase women for no reason? All those male pricks are tiny and fragile, so I have no choice. Not that women aren't delicious."
It wasn't out in the open, but same-sex stuff was secretly widespread.
Just like she said, hardly any guys were worth their salt.
If your libido piles up daily with no outlet?
The guys around were useless trash who layered defenses with weird magic and Nobling but still crumbled.
Sex with them wouldn't satisfy shit.
In the end, pent-up lust twisted into depraved greed, birthing the lesbian Demon King Ha So-ri.
"Please...!"
"Fine, fine... gonna kill me with those eyes?"
"Huu...... Why are you here?"
God knows how many times she'd asked that.
She'd finally reined in the lewdness, but it still pissed her off.
That playful smirk lingered on her lips.
"Why? I told you before. Go to the Committee. But for something this huge, better face-to-face, right? Got a gift too."
"Gift?"
So-ri grinned and pointed her thumb at Eun-jeong.
Looks like she was the "gift."
Eun-jeong's face went ghost white, and Yeonseo's soured.
"Delicious."
Yeonseo took a deep breath and gritted her teeth in reply.
"...I'm not interested in this woman. How many times do I have to tell you?"
"Fair. Anal's your thing. This'd be kinda tame by comparison?"
"It's not my thing!!!'
She slammed her fist on the armrest and insisted strongly, but it fell on deaf ears.
"Then what? That human forced his way into your ass?"
"Ah please... stop with the crude language. Drop this already!!"
"But I'm curious!"
"Ha."
This was worse than Ryu Si-hwan.
At least with him, she could've shut him down with superior-inferior dynamics, but So-ri was the damn Clan Head and nearly ten times her senior in age.
Her pulling the same crap as that punk drove her insane.
In the end, after over three hours of torment from So-ri, she barely managed to send her off.
The sad part? So-ri was sticking around the Academy for days.
She could already feel the gray hairs multiplying.
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"What kinda human is he to snag trainee rep and handle Yeonseo's backdoor?"
Crude tone.
The debauched, lewd-as-hell So-ri, rejected flat-out by Yeonseo, dragged the hard-won Eun-jeong around everywhere.
It was fun in its own way, so no complaints, but thinking her close little sis (Yoo Tae-hee) and now her granddaughter hadn't tasted a real woman's delights left a bitter pang.
Women are so damn delicious!!
Anyway, after hours of tormenting Yeonseo, she finally toured the Academy.
Seeing the institution she'd founded now a historic pillar of the Tower gave her a fresh thrill.
"Man~ when was that? Batch 13? That trainee rep was killer. Those plump thighs were art...... Huh?"
Right in the middle of a crotch-tingling memory, she spotted a human waddling over there.
"...Is that the guy?"
Humans were super rare in the Academy, and the Tower as a whole.
The Yu Family handling the Management Committee saw them most, but even that was few.
Given that, a male human strutting around the Academy right in front of her? Had to be 'that guy.'
Squelch.
"Ha-ut!"
"How 'bout it? You know, right."
"Y-Yes..."
"Yeah? So it is."
She smacked her lips like a beast.
Normally she swung for women, but that didn't mean she hated guys—precisely, dicks.
If anything, her woman-loving, woman-fucking kink was acquired later.
If they could pound her right and cum enough to satisfy, guys were welcome anytime.
Just none had so far....
But if it was Sihwan, who'd claimed Yeonseo's back?
According to the intel she'd relentlessly hounded out of her, he'd pushed her to near blackout.
That kinda stamina? She could devour him deliciously.
"Haa."
Would that dick really be tasty?
How tasty?
Won't disappoint, right?
Lost in such thoughts, she got soaking wet.
She smacked her lips again and shoved Eun-jeong's hand down her pants.
"Touch it."
"...Yes..."
Plunge.
Eun-jeong caressed her with a near-dead face, while So-ri shot words at far-off Sihwan, receiving the fondling.
Anyone seeing might faint at the great hero's shocking true face.
"Hey. You, human."
"?"
A puzzled look visible even from afar.
Arrogant, cocky face screaming 'why call me.'
Daring that attitude with a Noblesse.
But the dick's promising, so forgiven.
She licked her dry lips and beckoned with a finger.
"Come here a sec."