Chapter 105
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 105
Chapter Title: Crappy Pussy Ero Elf (1)
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The hierarchy was established in an instant.
When Ji-su got pissed and flexed her power, A-young shrank back immediately.
It seemed like touching her face had played a big role.
Even though this was clearly A-young's house, Ji-su ended up holding the most authority.
After laying Da-hye down in the master bedroom and coming back out, Ji-su called A-young and me over, sat us down, and laid out the schedule going forward.
"Starting tomorrow, we'll commute via wormhole. Everyone except Park A-young."
"……."
A-young couldn't say a word and just averted her gaze slightly.
She looked a little pitiful, so I tentatively suggested it to Ji-su.
"Wouldn't it be better if A-young came along too?"
But Ji-su shook her head.
"We have to keep the fact that we're all holed up here under wraps as much as possible. If they find out Park A-young is jumping through space instead of walking around, the Amazoness crew will naturally start wondering if she's shacking up with Jeong Ji-su."
"Ahh... I see. Didn't think of that."
"Oppa. You didn't think I was just kicking her out because I don't like her, did you?"
To be honest, yeah, I kinda did.
I'd figured it was something like, 'I don't like you, so walk your ass there!'
"I know how to keep work and personal separate."
"Sorry. I was thinking short-sightedly, Ji-su."
"No complaints, right, A-young?"
"……."
A-young nodded quietly.
"And the most important thing—sex... I'm leaving that entirely up to you, Oppa."
"Huh? Leaving it to me...? So I can do whatever I want?"
"What? Why are you so thrilled about it?"
I shook my head fast at Ji-su's icy tone.
Then I composed my expression and voice.
"N-no, it's not that I'm thrilled. I was just surprised, so I asked again. You were just scolding A-young with that scary look, telling her not to mess around."
"If I had my way, I'd tell you not to do it with anyone but me. But that's not possible, right? What about the sudden missions?"
"Ah... yeah, that's true..."
"Looking at the patterns so far, we can't predict who'll be the target. Could be me, could be A-young, could be Da-hye. And if I-seom unnie moves in with us, it might be her."
Well...
I doubted I-seom would be up for it.
No way someone who hates men that much would move in here...
"So, depending on the mission, just pick the girl you wanna do and go for it."
"R-really okay with that?"
"But pay a little extra attention to me. Wait... now I'm getting kinda pissed? At least think about our baby, right? Our kid doesn't even have a name yet, Oppa."
"Then... how about tonight?"
"……."
Ji-su crossed her legs crookedly and glared at me intently.
"You got time for that? Aren't you gonna go back in there to comfort Da-hye? If you're just gonna slap together a name in ten minutes and then stick it in someone else, just leave me to think alone."
"No way. How could I? We'll think of it together. Da-hye should be fine now. She came so hard when she was already drained, so she'll sleep soundly till tomorrow."
"Baby... Daddy's always been kinda heartless like that..."
Ji-su murmured sadly while stroking her belly.
"But it's okay. Mommy's always thinking of you."
"Aw, come on."
I scooted over to Ji-su's side.
Then I carefully placed my hand on her belly and said,
"Daddy's not all that different from Mommy."
"Oh yeah? Weren't you just making a baby with another woman? Shooting it raw without a condom."
"Th-that was..."
"Well, consequence-free pleasure does feel that good..."
I racked my brain desperately, trying to come up with something to soothe Ji-su.
A-young sat across from her, watching us with a displeased look,
but sadly, I didn't have the bandwidth to tend to her too.
In the end, that night I just held Ji-su and went to sleep.
We spent the night chatting about this and that, talking about our baby, but the mood never turned steamy.
So it was a nice, wholesome night after a long time.
The next day.
I checked on Da-hye first thing in the morning.
Unfortunately, she was still half out of it.
She just stared blankly at one spot, only giving short replies when someone called her name or asked a question.
As she sat at the table barely touching her breakfast, Ji-su said to me,
"Oppa. No mission yet?"
"It popped up, but... this one's kinda new..."
Ji-su furrowed her brow anxiously at my words.
She glanced over A-young and Da-hye.
She seemed worried about what ridiculous mission it was this time and who the target might be.
But surprisingly, it wasn't a lewd one.
This was the first time something like this had happened, so even I was a bit thrown.
Skill Sudden Mission (S) has activated! Clear the mission and grow stronger!
Mission! While doing your daily part-time shift at Awakening Cafe, greet the Amazoness villain 'Ero Elf'!
Hint! If security's too tight, Ero Elf might bolt!
On Success: Penis Girth +1cm each
On Failure: Balls Girth +100cm each
No.
Okay, fine, whatever about the rest.
Having to do a one-day cafe shift outta nowhere.
Having to meet an Amazoness villain there.
The villain's name being "Ero Elf," straight outta subculture smut.
Fine, whatever.
But what the hell was "balls girth +100cm each"?
Not 10, but 100?
I briefly imagined what I'd look like if I failed this mission.
"Ah....... No way in hell."
"Huh? What?"
"Ji-su, I have to clear this mission. And I need you and Seol I-seom's help."
"Don't tell me... it's a threesome with me and I-seom unnie this time?"
"No, it's easier than that. Probably..."
To live like a human from now on.
For Ji-su and the little Sia in her belly.
I had to clear this no matter what.
After explaining everything, we wormholed to the rooftop of the study room building.
It would've been nice to have time to feed A-young some cum, but time slipped away convincing Ji-su not to worry, so I left without giving her the morning load.
"Oh? Hey, Seol I-seom."
"……."
Seol I-seom didn't properly acknowledge my greeting.
She just stood off at a distance, arms crossed, scanning me up and down.
"Oppa, I'll wait in the study room with I-seom unnie. Clear the mission and time-stop right away to come up. Or move somewhere safe and call. Got it?"
Ji-su came over and tugged the black cap down firmly on my head.
It was the black cap she often wore when heading into sinkholes.
"Got it. How many times you gonna say that?"
"I'm worried, okay."
"I'll be careful."
As I hugged Ji-su, my eyes met Seol I-seom's, who was staring right through me.
I'd figured she was looking elsewhere and was about to check out her figure again when our eyes locked by chance.
Seol I-seom visibly flustered and quickly turned her head.
Her face still had that man-hating expression from before.
But something felt a little different. Hard to pin it down, but her attitude toward me seemed slightly changed.
The cafe job wasn't as tough as I'd thought.
Lots of menu items, but Da-hye handled all the tricky ones.
All I had to do was take orders and ring them up, do simple serving, and grind beans to pull espresso shots.
"Ji-ham-ssi..."
As I served a drink and returned to the counter, Da-hye threw herself into my arms.
"What? Want another kiss?"
"Yes..."
"There are other customers in the shop right now?"
"They can't see us from here."
Da-hye was right.
The two ladies were in that secluded corner where Da-hye and I had once hidden to fuck.
To see behind the counter from there, they'd have to stand up and walk out.
That was plenty of distance for me to hear and react.
"Hurry, okay?"
Da-hye whined while grinding her lower body against me.
She'd been like this all day—constantly begging for kisses, touches, hugs whenever there was a gap.
'Still... this beats her standing around all zoned out.'
I took off my sunglasses first and stroked Da-hye's face with both hands.
Caressing her cheeks and neck, I slowly brought our lips together.
The hat was a bit awkward, but tilting our heads made it manageable.
Chuuup—.
As our lips met and parted, Da-hye took the lead aggressively.
Like she was desperate to focus only on this moment, to forget something.
How long did we kiss like that?
Until our saliva was so mixed on lips and tongues that we couldn't tell whose was whose—then a petite woman walked into the cafe.
She was short, early 150s cm or late 140s.
Her hair was light green, a straight bob right to her jawline.
She wore an iris-colored knit beanie that completely hid her ears.
Her eyes were a deeper green than her hair.
'What a super cute customer... High schooler? Middle schooler?'
I naturally pulled away and greeted the new arrival.
"Welcome."
And the moment I did, a clear ding tickled my ear.
While doing your daily part-time shift at Awakening Cafe, you greeted the Amazoness villain 'Ero Elf'!
Success Reward! Penis Girth +1cm each
The faint ache transmitting through my dick
told me that this tiny, cute customer who had just entered the cafe
was the Amazoness villain 'Ero Elf'.