Crazy? But Her Legs Spread Just Fine?
The thatched hut leaned half-collapsed inside the village.
Vines crept beneath the eaves and the walls had crumbled away.
The system marked this half-sunken cottage in red.
As I drew closer, a thin murmur slipped out from within.
“Honey… honey… the rice is… the rice has gone cold… honey…”
A smirk slid across my lips.
“Damn… this one’s going to have a real special flavor.”
The door hung half-open; I didn’t even need to touch it to see straight inside.
A worn-out straw sandal in one hand, a blackened wooden bowl in the other.
In the middle of the dusty floor a woman knelt.
Her long hair was tangled, her collar loose and slipping off one shoulder.
Yet somehow, even in the lightless dark, she stood out.
Her breasts were full but slightly drooping, her waist not yet skeletal, and those wide hips drew the eye even more.
And then… the sounds coming from her mouth.
“…Honey, you’re home early today… eat before it gets cold…”
I stepped inside without a word.
She lifted her head at the sound, eyes glazed, and when she saw me—
“H… honey…?”
—tears immediately spilled down her cheeks.
“Ahh, honey… my honey really came back…!”
Blood rushed to my groin.
The air inside the room was damp and musty, the walls cracked, but this woman’s reaction was undeniably alive.
I deliberately let out a loud sigh.
“…Wow, you’ve waited a long time. What were you doing still awake at this hour?”
She wiped her tears with the back of her hand and threw her arms around me.
“Honey, I… I…”
Her body was thin and frail, yet it wrapped around me with a soft, plush warmth.
Her movements were pleasantly languid.
Her eyes were deliciously unfocused.
And above all—
“Are… are you hungry? I made porridge… it’s still warm…”
I smiled as I looked around the room over her shoulder.
She’s actually batshit crazy.
“…Thanks. But let’s eat the porridge later.”
I patted her back and slowly pulled her waist tighter against me.
She melted into my chest as if she had been waiting for it.
I gently laid her down in the corner of the room and said,
“Today is the day I feed the wife who waited for me.”
I lowered her onto the mat.
The makeshift straw bed creaked.
Her disheveled clothes slid down her tilted body with a soft rustle.
Her shoulders were exposed, her collarbone visible, and through the carelessly fallen fabric I could see her breasts rising and falling.
“Honey… suddenly… why…”
She looked up at me, cheeks flushed.
I grinned and gently stroked her cheek.
Soft. A faint smell of sweat, but her skin was pleasantly supple.
“You held out better than I expected all this time.”
I murmured quietly and slipped my hand through the loose opening of her collar.
She flinched, body trembling.
“…H-honey… I… I’ve been alone for so long… I missed you… so much…”
I snorted.
This bitch really thinks I’m her husband.
Or maybe she knows and just accepts it anyway.
“Yeah. Sorry I’m late. I won’t leave you alone anymore.”
With those words I completely untied the jeogori covering her breasts.
They swayed with her breathing.
Bigger and heavier than I expected, a little droopy, but that only made them hotter.
Shit… this is going to taste fucking good.
When I gave one a light squeeze, she twitched and let out a moan.
“Hngh… honey… if you touch me so suddenly…”
She squeezed her eyes shut, face burning red.
I chuckled inwardly.
If this was resistance, it was the cutest resistance I’d ever seen.
“You’ve been starving too long. But your body’s honest, isn’t it?”
I pressed her nipple with my thumb and twisted it gently.
“…Haaang… no… there… it’s too sensitive…”
Even as she said it, her hips gave a little buck.
The loose skirt rode up, revealing her wide pelvis completely.
Great ass, perfect tits… exactly my type.
I smiled with satisfaction and lowered my body.
From her breasts to her belly, then her thighs—I slowly dragged my lips downward.
Stimulation Detected
Sensitivity: 41 → 66
Emotion: Confusion, Anticipation
“Honey… really… I missed you so much…”
She wrapped her arms around my head and murmured.
I ignored her and slowly spread her legs.
No words, no resistance, completely natural.
Good. Now the real fun begins.
I lowered myself, lifting my face from her thighs to meet the gaze that was fixed only on me.
Our lips met, breaths mingling, and she whispered softly in my ear.
“Honey… I… I feel so good right now…”
Watching her twist beneath me, I slowly lowered my gaze.
Between her spread legs, her folds glistened with wet sheen even in the darkness.
“Whoa… you kept calling me honey, but down here it looks like it’s been waiting so long it’s about to rot.”
I pressed lightly with a finger; sticky nectar clung and dripped down my fingertip.
Her body was already fully prepared.
Even if her mind was broken, her pussy was brutally honest.
“Honey… haa… honey, it’s too… hot…”
She reached out into the air, trying to pull me close.
I caught her hands and pinned them above her head, then climbed on top of her.
When my rock-hard cock touched her lower belly she swallowed hard and moaned.
“Honey… we can’t… I haven’t… properly prepared today…”
“What the fuck are you talking about? Your body’s already completely ready.”

I aimed between her open legs and thrust straight in.
Her hot, soaking pussy slowly swallowed me, sucking me deep inside.
“…Haah… honeyyy…! Haa…!”
Stimulation Detected
Sensitivity: 66 → 89
Emotion: Ecstasy, Immersion
There was no resistance at all.
Even if there had been, it wouldn’t have mattered anymore.
Thud.
I drove in once and paused for a moment.
The twitching flesh inside squeezed my cock tightly.
“…Haaang♡… it’s… too big…”
She frowned, panting, and I pulled my hips back before slamming in again.
Smack smack!
Thud thud!
“Haaang… honey… you’re… too rough…!”
“Bullshit. This isn’t even the real thing yet.”
I kept thrusting, watching her drooping breasts bounce and jiggle with every stroke.
“Hngh… honey… stop, if you keep going… I’ll lose my mind…”
“That’s right. Lose it. I’ll break both your mind and your body completely.”
I grabbed her thighs and changed the angle slightly.
Her wide hips opened wider, letting me sink even deeper.
She threw her head back, swallowing a scream.
“Aaaang❤ Honey… I… I think I’m going to…”
“Then cum. From now on you don’t get to breathe without my permission.”
Thud thud thud!
The sound of flesh slapping together mixed with the wet sound of sticky fluids running down her thighs. Her eyes had already lost focus.
She clung to me with both arms, rolling her hips to meet my thrusts.
“Haaang… honey… today… it feels so… so good…♡”
Ha… she’s completely fucking insane.
I whispered into her ear.
“Next time, wash your body properly and wait for me like a good girl. Got it?”
She nodded, trembling fingers stroking my cheek.
“Yes… honey… I’ll wash every day… and wait for you…”
I lightly bit her lip and gave one final, powerful thrust.
Thud!
At that moment—
“Hiiiiiiik…!”
Stimulation Detected
Sensitivity: MAX
Emotion: Ecstasy
I pulled back slightly and looked down at her drenched body.
The fluids sprayed between her spread legs, her mouth open as she gasped for breath.
Those eyes slowly drifted down to my crotch.
“…Honey, I’ll… clean you up…”
She staggered upright, then slowly lowered her head.
With a hot, wet mouth she began to suck my cock with devoted care.
“Fuck, calling me honey and sucking me off so diligently.”
Her soft tongue ran along my length, cleaning every inch.
The stimulation was different from the way her pussy had squeezed me earlier; I couldn’t help but draw in a sharp breath.
“…Mmph… mm…♡ Honey, it’s too… big… I can’t fit it all…”
I pushed my hips forward a little.
Her tear-filled eyes looked up at me.
“It’s fine. You’re sucking so well.”
Slurp slurp—
The obscene sound of her sucking grew louder as pleasure surged through me.
Feeling the rising urge to cum again, I grabbed her hair and pushed deep into her throat.
“Kgh… good service.”
When the thick white fluid poured out, she swallowed it all without hesitation.
Watching her cough lightly and lick her lips, I straightened my clothes.
“Good work. Next time wash more carefully and wait. Understood?”
“Yes… honey… from now on I’ll only wait for you…”
I smiled and stroked her hair.
I wasn’t sure if her mind had returned, but at least her expression was peaceful.
Status: Complete Climax
Emotion: Stability, Attachment
Reward: Vigor +1, Strength +1
Special Reward: 1 bundle of firewood, 4 strips of dried meat, tea leaves
Hint: She has accepted you as her husband.
I jerked my chin toward the pile of straw in the corner.
There lay the dried meat, firewood, and tea leaves.
“Even gives me the rewards. No wonder people get addicted to the system.”
I silently took the dried meat, firewood, and tea leaves from the straw pile.
“Alright, rewards secured…”
I turned to look at her. Her eyes had regained some life as she stared at me.
Her legs were modestly closed, but the floor was still soaked with the traces I had left behind.
“…Half of this is yours.”
I split the bundle of firewood in half, set down two strips of dried meat and half the tea leaves inside the room.
“Live well, you crazy bitch.”
She quietly nodded and opened her mouth.
“…Honey… you’ll come again, right…?”
I shrugged.
“Who knows. If you wash yourself well and wait nicely, anything could happen.”
Just as I was about to open the door and leave—
Emotion: Attachment → Trust Rising
Status: Mental recovery in progress, chance of rational recovery increased
I paused for a moment to stare at the system window.
“This system is actually pretty fucking good…”
I pushed the door open and stepped back into the chilly night air.
Shadows were swaying under the moonlight, gathering near the fence.
“Boss!”
The four bandits who had been waiting came forward one by one.
One had something hidden in his sleeve, another had found a bundle somewhere, and yet another held a handful of dried herbs.
But the one who had gotten nothing approached hesitantly.
“U-um, Boss… I… didn’t manage to get anything this time…”
I looked at him for a moment, then dropped half of the rewards I was carrying onto the ground.
“Then take this.”
“Y-yes?”
His eyes widened.
“It’s your first time, so I’ll let it slide. Next time you come back empty-handed, I’ll cut your wrists first.”
“…Y-yes! Thank you, Boss!”
He bowed deeply and gathered the goods.
The rest of them sorted their loot, tied their clothes tightly, and began shouldering their burdens.
I took one last look at the house.
Through the broken window of the collapsing thatched roof under the moonlight, a woman was watching me with a faint, mysterious smile.
“Crazy bitch… still, it wasn’t bad.”
I lifted my chin and turned away.
Then I waved at the bandits.
“We’re moving out. That’s enough for tonight.”
“Yes!”
“You crazy bastards, stop shouting. You want to get caught?”
“…Yes.”
They all moved at once.
“We’re leaving this place completely now. After a raid, disappear even more quietly. I shouldn’t have to explain this again, right?”
“…Yes, Boss.”
The bandit group melted silently into the night, and I looked up at the sky one last time.
The moonlight was quite bright.
And at that moment another sharp alert rang inside my head.
— Successful village infiltration and acquisition of meaningful supplies
— 2 conquest successes and induced rational recovery
— All bandits survived
Reward: Strength +1, Agility +1
Trait Unlocked: Leadership LV1
Generating new route…
I smirked and ignored the alert in my head.
All that was left was to prepare for the next meal.
“Live well, you crazy bitches.”
Under the moonlight I smiled as I left the village.
The sound of the bandits’ footsteps and the distant cry of a rooster.
At the edge of dawn, I finished preparing to go eat my next meal.