Chapter 34
Chapter 34
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 34
Chapter Title: Sukka Sues the Sniper
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[Author: Anonymous]
[Title: Breaking News) Sukka Pulls Off a Lawsuit on Stream]
(A photo of Sukka looking down at the sniper with a disgusted expression)
Just now on stream, some crazy bitch (legit a girl) tried to snipe Sukka.
The sniper tried to panic her out with sexual harassment, but luckily Sukka kept her cool and turned the tables.
In the end, the sniper's getting sued for solicitation, and Universe banned her VR body info too.
Anyone thinking of sniping Sukka in the future, take note lol. Screw up and you might never play Frontline Archive again lol.
━ Is this for real?
┗ Yeah, Sukka's still streaming right now.
━ Sukka's actually suing? How bad must it have been? ㅠㅠ
┗ Just some asocial loser chick kek. Sukka looked scared and ran off kek.
┗ Don't care about the rest, but trying to trigger PTSD on someone? Unforgivable.
┗ From what she said at the end, sounded like that YouTube guy Kirinuker?
━ Sukka's charm = never gets mad no matter what.
┗ Fr.
┗ Tons of sexual harassment in her chats usually, but never seen her snap kek.
━ A thicc stream where sex jokes are allowed? Be right there kek.
┗ Uh... now that lawsuits are on the table, maybe don't...
━ But can you really get someone's body info banned? Is Sukka Universe's daughter or what?
┗ Frontline Archive dev was watching the stream kek. Said he put in the easter egg himself kek.
┗ Sniper had no clue and no luck kek.
┗ Multi-million won VR rig turns into a bed by magic ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
┗ Fr scary af kek.
[Author: Anonymous]
[Title: Poor Frontline Addict Blocked on Sukka's Stream kek]
(A photo of Sukka tearing up while looking at the Tactical Papasha)
Me first kek.
Fuck, didn't expect Kukudas to show up there kek.
━ Armchair general out!
┗ Honestly, just speaking her mind.
┗ Nah, just clueless dude?
┗ Fr kek.
━ Kek, Kukudas blocked that fucker so fast.
┗ Precision was insane, just picked off the armchair generals kek.
┗ Kukudas was a mod in the mental illness gallery right?
┗ Fr?
┗ Yeah, thought it was just same nickname but confirmed when she blocked him.
━ So is Kukudas a girl? Seemed like she meets Sukka IRL, bf maybe?
┗ Sukka called her "mom" vibe, so girl?
┗ Seems like a girl yeah. Last time Ttalgwi was on that "big boobs" drip, she said "Mine seem bigger than hers..."
┗ What?! Bigger than Ttalgwi?!
━ But damn, Sukka's crying face is cute af ㅠㅠ
┗ Sniper come on down.
┗ Loser come on down.
┗ Solicitation go get it.
┗ Not me fuck...
“Sukka actually sued?!”
Ttalgwi, the free-spirited woman who ignored wake-up times.
As usual, she checked the community right after waking up and couldn't help but be shocked.
Sukka had been sniped, sexually harassed, and even declared a lawsuit.
The worrying, startling news blew away her sleepy haze in an instant.
“Why'd you play Frontline Archive while I was asleep!”
Why did all the shocking stuff happen only when she was sleeping?
Yelling in frustration, Ttalgwi jumped out of bed and rushed to prep her stream.
Of course, most incidents inevitably happened during her sleep hours.
She spent over half the day snoozing, after all.
[Welcome to Another World, Universe.]
Finishing her frantic prep, Ttalgwi dove straight into the VR world.
With familiar motions, she fired up the stream, then shouted her opening line at the gathering viewers.
“Ttalgwi! Roll call!”
『Ttalgwi on top!』
『Sigh... she shows up after everything's done...』
『Real life goals: live like Ttalgwi kek』
『??: No fixed stream times = no such thing as late.』
“Cut me some slack. Beauties need their beauty sleep, and heroes are always fashionably late.”
『Who the hell said that?』
『If she were my daughter, I'd whoop her ass kek』
『If you'd come sooner, Sukka wouldn't have suffered...』
『Heard about the chaos on Sukka's stream today?』
“Yeah! The lawsuit thing, right? Saw it right before starting up. That's why I'm heading straight to Sukka.”
Handling the viewers smoothly, she pulled up the system window.
She checked her friends list to see what game Sukka was in.
Surprisingly, Sukka was still logged into Frontline Archive.
After such a big incident, Ttalgwi expected her to be down, but playing something other than a healing game meant she was probably okay.
Letting out a sigh of relief, Ttalgwi launched Frontline Archive and headed to Sukka.
Sukka was in her private waiting room, so normally you'd need an invite, but as besties, they could drop in on each other's sessions freely.
“Where are you?”
Entering the familiar armory, Ttalgwi scanned around urgently.
If Sukka started a match, she'd have to wait till it ended, so she had to find the cute girl hiding somewhere in the room first.
Luckily, Sukka was sitting on a crate of supplies, chatting with viewers.
Her head tilting side to side, legs swinging back and forth—she looked just like a kid on a playground swing.
Seemed like you could lure her off with some sweet snacks and kidnap her easy.
As much as she hated to admit it, seeing Sukka like that made the sniper's mindset kinda understandable.
“Ahem! Sukka!”
Shaking off the ridiculous thought, Ttalgwi gave a cheerful greeting.
Sukked but still sued the crazy bitch—yet seeing how cute she was today, Sukka seemed fine.
But as a veteran streamer who'd been through it all, Ttalgwi couldn't just stand by.
She'd sued viewers a few times herself, so she planned to give advice on this mess.
“Oh, Ttalgwi.”
Spotting her, Sukka hopped down from the crate.
She brushed off her rumpled uniform, then trotted right up to Ttalgwi and stopped.
That friendly vibe brought a smile to her face automatically.
Savoring the VIP treatment, Sukka carefully hugged her gun and spoke.
“Did you just wake up?”
“Hehe, yeah. Heard you had some bad stuff today. You okay now?”
“Oh, yeah. I'm fine. Thanks for worrying.”
“You should've messaged me. I'd have woken up and logged in right away.”
“Uh... we don't have each other's contacts...”
She probably wouldn't have woken up anyway, but Ttalgwi shamelessly pushed.
Hey, this was her shot at getting Sukka's number.
“You're right. While we're at it, wanna swap contacts?”
“Oh... uh, I'll tell you later. Haven't memorized my number yet.”
“......Did you just friendzone me?”
“N-no! I really don't know it...”
“......For real?”
“Yeah... I'll check as soon as I log out and message you...”
“For real? Promise?”
Mission accomplished, Ttalgwi smirked smugly.
The stream chat exploded with jeers.
Aspiring stalker, future criminal—the insults filled the screen.
But as the winner who'd snagged Sukka's digits, it only boosted her superiority.
“Um, hey...”
Sukka's reaction seemed off. Or rather, cutely over-the-top.
Hugging her gun like a teddy bear, staring up with big eyes.
She even fidgeted her lips and went up on tiptoes, then down.
Like she was dying to hear something from Ttalgwi.
‘God, I wanna take her home...’
Oblivious Ttalgwi couldn't find the right words.
Flustered, she scratched her cheek awkwardly as savior comments flooded the jeering chat.
『Ttalgwi... hurry up and praise her!』
『She's begging for praise for soloing the game kek』
『Who are these new faces?』
『Remember... Papasha is OP gun...』
『All the clueless ones from before went to the Gulag kek』
『Lol the backseat gamers who got banned are migrating here kek』
『Kukudas is terrifying ㅠㅠㅠ』
『No praise = purges!!』
Looked like viewers banned from Sukka's stream had migrated.
Tactical Papasha, Gulag, purges—shady terms everywhere, but it clued her in.
Also, Sukka's comfort gun had a modern look now.
Following the advice, Ttalgwi decided to praise the gun first.
“W-wow! What's that gun? Even an old-timer like me's never seen it.”
“It's the Tactical Papasha! Got it from clearing an easter egg.”
“Tactical Papasha? That's a Papasha? It even has Picatinny rails? Way more convenient now?”
“Yeah. You can mount sights and suppressors. Viewers said it sucked and to ditch it, but I knew you'd get it, Ttalgwi.”
Suka nodded happily at the praise.
Stroking the Tactical Papasha, she seemed bittersweet yet relieved.
Nailing the first one made the rest flow easy.
Like rating a girlfriend's outfit, Ttalgwi unleashed compliments freely.
“So you cleared the easter egg solo? And ran into the sniper in Survival Mode, gave her a lesson?”
“Yeah. Met her in Survival Mode. Not sure if it was much of a lesson though.”
“Wow... Survival Mode scares me too much to try... I always die mysteriously on my way to farm... You're amazing, Sukka.”
“I-it's not that amazing... But thanks so much for the praise... Feels like my hard work paid off...”
Bullseye again.
She'd overplayed it thanks to the scary chat warnings, but it was all sincere—Sukka really was amazing.
Showering her with praise, the girl in front of her bowed her head shyly.
Then she flashed a bashful smile she'd never shown before.
“Heh...”
“Eek!”
That lethal cuteness nearly exploded Ttalgwi's heart.
Near-zero chance, but she almost triggered a heart rate logout warning.
Nor was Ttalgwi the only one feeling it.
Viewers were few since she'd just started, but the chat blew up like her heart.
『Insane』
『So damn cute ㅠㅠ』
『Gotta marry her to have a daughter like that, right?』
『O』
『Thanks for everything Ttalgwi kek switching to Sukka kek』
『Give you my 3 nephews, trade for her!!』
『Wow』
『No wonder the boob squad's so loud ㅠㅠ』
『Backseat gamers were just jealous of Papasha spot...』
『Boob squad defeated...』
Even hardcore boob fans were defecting to thicc side.
Not just jokes—actual viewers were bailing.
But Ttalgwi had no time for them.
She was finally kidnapping Sukka, scooping her up.
“Eek! W-what?!”
“I'll raise you right from now on!”
“H-huh? What do you—”
“Be my daughter starting today!”
“T-Ttalgwi?”
Which was worse, the sniper or the kidnapper?
If she pled protective instincts in court, would the sentence be lighter?
Eyes sparkling with anticipation, Ttalgwi hugged the girl's slim waist and bolted from the armory.
Dead set on taking Sukka home to raise her, forgetting this was just a game.
【Kukudas has donated 1,000 coins!】
〔?〕
Something dangerous had latched on.
But it was too late—she'd already done it.