Death to the Scammers
The world has a truckload of scammers.
Let me correct that. A hundred truckloads wouldn't cover it.
These days, with Car Thief's Creed just about to drop, demand is spilling over — which means the supply ought to be up, too.
What the world actually had in surplus wasn't product. It was scammers.
Just electronics, you say? As if any other market would be different.
[Photo: a hug with the owner]
Owner is stupid cute.
They say the mala chicken cutlet here is the original, and it is insanely good.
Pretty sure I'll be back.
The truth gets hidden and gift-wrapped somewhere between one post and the next. At some point the real and the fake are stirred together until you can't tell them apart. That blur is the water the scammers fish. Like the clown in a certain movie, what they want is chaos. Chaos is how the belly gets full and the rot stays out of sight.
"Wait. Is it already time..."
So today, the same as every day, I put the mask on and switch the camera on.
"Ah, yes. Nya-hello. I'm a little late, aren't I?"
Day 238 of asking when the face comes off
? you are SO late
Nya-hello~!!!!
Nyan-jjang, why are you only crawling in now??
💎 NyanSquadCaptainNo1 donated 100 Blue — "Nyan... your mic is humming..."
"I was asleep. Yaaawn."
Gold-spoon hobby streamers really are built different, yeah
"Must be nice"
If this is the plan, just do a lie-down stream?
Nyan, please play a co-op game
A little messy. So what. There are no scammers on my stream.
You piece of shit. Small business owners are dying because of you. Don't want a lawsuit? Then disappear on your own.
? lol
Well well. Guilty of telling the truth!
Kick him, mod?
Incheon shopkeeper's here lol. You can leave.
If one slips through now and then, whatever. Follow the procedure.
The username was IncheonFishSupreme. Didn't take a detective to see where that one crawled in from.
"Nice name. You're in Incheon, I take it? Ah. You can't hear me anymore."
The content writes itself lol
Dude just ate a permaban lol
I want a reward from the seventeen-year-old white-haired gold-spoon pretty girl too, eheheh
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A manager? Mind sending one over?
Hm.
"Procedure's been followed. And thank you so much for handing me the material for the next bit. Should I swing by Incheon and get some king crab? It's been a while."
Gold spoon, as expected... king crab? In this economy?
You taking the mask off to eat?
Nyan-jjang, want this oppa to go eat with you?
Lately I've also been wondering whether the ones who carry on like stalkers ought to get the boot.
Even so.
"I don't eat with anyone who shows up empty-handed."
Belly's full, huh lol. Ten years of this.
💎 MintRosePizza donated 200 Blue — "If you need money, just say so."
💎 HighSchoolGirl17 donated 300 Blue — "Unnie... won't you eat with me?"
You idiots, you think she's actually gonna eat with you lol
Is this a callout stream or a girl-cam?
"It's not a callout stream."
Cut the crap.
Cut the crap.
Cut the crap.
"If you're my viewers, you could take my side once in a while. I'm hurt, you know? Do you want an ice age?"
Just bring the content
The best possible choice, six hours before bed
Mr. Young-Forty up there, don't watch streams while you're on the clock
Who even says young-forty anymore? OldKekHam, you about that age?
"..."
People like that are almost better. Rough as the outside is, they look honestly pure. Or not. Whatever.
"Anyway, the content I prepared for today is about chicken cutlet shops."
Life, second round. Born in 2010, Year of the Tiger. (Not.) The name is Lee Hana. Or Hananyan.
I really, truly hate scammers. So I stream.
Think the cause and effect sounds a little off?
The people on the other side have money. I've learned what suing them gets you. It would be one court-appointed lawyer against a hundred from the firm. Am I supposed to sit in a courtroom picking at popcorn until a damages claim lands on my head? And where would someone like me find the money to hire a lawyer? My account is in the red. I can't even pay for Nutube Premium.
"Seoul Chicken Cutlet. Myeongdong Chicken Cutlet. Which one is the original? I did a little investigating, you know."
Do you usually go poke around for content a few days before you stream?
Don't answer that. That guy's a stalker, yeah
Wasn't Seoul Cutlet the original?
I stream, and I pull public opinion over to my side. Make money where I can, and wreck the scammers while I'm at it.
"Ah~ well. About that."
If nothing else, for that child's sake.