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Contrary to my concerns, Selena Kim - that woman with a dark interior whose true nature I couldn't discern - lifted my account suspension that very day.
Thanks to that, I was able to receive the special treatment of "since the account suspension was the company's responsibility, we'll prioritize cashing out your water balloon donations" and immediately cash out the massive amount of water balloons I'd received during my one-hour broadcast three days prior... even though I'd become literally penniless after spending my entire remaining fortune of 30,000 won on taxi fare.
Balance: 12,030,150 won
"Kkyyooohh~!! Dobby is free now!"
The amount displayed on the banking app was a whopping twelve million won!
I had earned over ten million won in just one day.
"Of course it's a first-day limited buff, but twelve million won in a single day!"
And that amount was after purchasing a premium mattress and pillow from Coupang plus a thick bedding set that would help save on heating costs - meaning I wouldn't have to worry about money for a while!
With that incredible earnings, my broadcasting senior Ye-rim had such a reality check that she showed a pessimistic side saying "A girlfriend less capable than her boyfriend... I don't want to live anymore, sniff!" so I calmed her down with "Want to touch my chest?" which became quite the story.
"What exactly is there on a flat man's chest anyway..."
It was just something I blurted out jokingly since in my previous world, that was the fastest way to cheer up a discouraged boyfriend, but Ye-rim got really excited and started fondling me.
Honestly, the touch felt only slightly ticklish and sexy, but she was looking at my face with such an expectant expression while fondling me.
'Ah♡ It's. so. naug.hty~ I. might. cum.♡'
Even though I was the one saying those words in an awkward theatrical tone that sounded ridiculous even to myself, when she tried to sneak her hand toward my genital exchange, I roughly slapped her hand away and threatened her with the electric stun gun Father had given me the previous day, making it crackle - that was an extra.
So what was I doing now that I had a breath of fresh air in my life?
-Is this the broadcast of the angel who got their stream terminated on the first day for suspected view bot usage?
-Viewer count exceeded 10,000 on the first broadcast day lol
-First case in Paprika TV history lol
Strike while the iron is hot - on this evening, the day after my account suspension was lifted.
I was starting my second broadcast.
Jingling~
[Kang Cheol is My Husband gifted 10,000 water balloons!]
[Welcome~ Kang Cheol~]
"Thank you for the water balloon gift, Kang Cheol is My Husband-nim! But as I mentioned last time, please refrain from gifting such large amounts of water balloons?!"
As soon as the broadcast started, over a thousand viewers flooded in, and a viewer called Kang Cheol is My Husband - known as a big spender - gifted ten thousand water balloons.
Not just her, but several other viewers were donating water balloons ranging from 100 to as many as 1000 each - this doesn't feel right, how do I stop this?
Jingling~
[Tangtang gifted 1,000 water balloons!]
[You can set water balloon gift limits in the donation settings window~!]
Ye-rim, don't say that while throwing away 1,000 water balloons, you could just send a text message!
Excluding Kang Cheol is My Husband, since Ye-rim is my top water balloon donor, I quickly went to the donation settings window she mentioned and lowered the maximum water balloons to 500.
I'd like to set it even lower, but I need to make a living too.
Jingling~
[Kang Cheol is My Husband gifted 500 water balloons!]
[Oh... what a pity]
Why is the person giving money feeling sorry?
No matter how I think about it, that Kang Cheol is My Husband woman doesn't seem like a normal weirdo either.
"You don't need to donate water balloons - I'll react as much as possible while reading the chat, so don't worry~"
Honestly, as someone still not fully adapted to broadcasting and being a complete newbie, I'm not sure if I can keep up with the flood of chat messages from viewers skyrocketing toward 3,000, but I should at least say that.
-Aah... this is a male streamer who's crossed over
-This is the angel!
-Is Kang Cheol a god?!
-Drive out all other male streamers who are possessed by Satan and covet the water balloons of the water buffalos!
Jingling jingling jingling~~~
Hmm... even with this, there's no shortage of water balloon supply.
At this rate, wouldn't they worship even my spit as holy water?
'Now that I think about it, that's scary in its own way...'
Just as I was confirming that my viewer count had stabilized at around 4,000 on only my second broadcast.
Jingling~
[Kang Cheol is My Husband gifted 500 water balloons!]
[But didn't you properly receive your first day settlement? You're still wearing that white shirt?]
-Now that you mention it, that's true
-White suits the angel, but wearing the same outfit every time is a bit...
-Wearing the same clothes every day...? If it's not rude, would you be willing to sell that to me...
-Is she a crazy bitch? lololol
Oh? As expected, they didn't miss pointing that out.
The reason I started broadcasting this evening instead of yesterday when my account suspension was lifted.
That was precisely because...!
Flutter~
Thanks to deliberately not properly fastening my shirt buttons, with one gesture the white shirt slipped off and gently fell to the floor.
And the chat reacted to the sudden striptease with...
-Holy homo!
-Was this Panda TV?!
-Are they going to suspend this again?
-Stop the broadcast suspension!
"Ta-da! Thanks to everyone's love and interest, I bought different clothes like this~!"
Under the white shirt I'd grown sick of wearing since coming to this world, I was wearing a new black short-sleeve tee I bought today at the mart in the complex.
"This is incredibly cost-effective fashion at only 10,000 won per piece!"
The 10,000 won black short-sleeve tee I found in the same section that had the shocking discount on underwear last time.
The price was so cheap I bought several, but the downside is...
-Um... angel-nim?
-The giant skull design embedded in black is quite impressive;;
-I wore that a lot in elementary school, but for someone angelic like you, it's a bit...
-From today, we abandon our support for the angel and support the grim reaper of hell, skeleton-nim, wuaaah...huh?
-What kind of case is this where the concept changes from angel to hell on only the second broadcast lololol
"Huh? What's wrong with this outfit?! It's cheap and has a skull design - doesn't it look totally masculine?"
Well, I was a bit concerned when buying it too, but with this reaction, did I wear it for nothing?
I thought it was cool since I'm from the White Bone Unit, but apparently in this gender-reversed standard, it's fashion with flaws for a man to wear.
Jingling~
[Kang Cheol is My Husband gifted 500 water balloons!]
[Instead of water balloons, could I... sponsor clothes for you?]
Eventually, even Kang Cheol is My Husband, who could be considered my ardent fan, reacted with 'this doesn't seem right,' so I picked up the white shirt from the floor and put it back on.
"Ahem~ Regarding outfits, I'll try to buy nicer clothes next time. Today's broadcast theme is about 'reactions' to make your precious water balloon gifts worthwhile!"
-Re...actions?
-Just smiling for us is already enough reaction, but you'll do separate reactions?
-I'm already so moved I'm leaking...
-You're leaking from above, right...?
-No, I'm leaking from below?
-Aren't you a crazy bitch?!
-Why are you leaking from below instead of your eyes when moved lololol
Isn't it normal to give reactions when receiving water balloon gifts?
Of course, I asked Ye-rim before today's broadcast and heard that male streamers in this world are complete assholes, so I had some idea, but to this extent?
"Why? Don't you like my reactions...?"
Just because other dickheads are bastards doesn't mean I need to be like them!
Of course, wherever you go there's professional courtesy - like when one company takes a holiday, others in the same industry take holidays too - there are those invisible rules, but if keeping your mouth shut after taking money is considered a rule, then I refuse.
As I said before, I made the contract to enjoy this gender-reversed world, not to come here and live in luxury by stacking towers with the precious money earned through women's hard work!
Could my determination be felt even through the screen?
-Aah... he is a true angel
-I could die now without regrets...
-From today, angel = Kang Cheol, agreed?
-An?gel There's no such language - there's only Kang Cheol-nim in heaven!
-Kang Cheol! Kang Cheol! Kang Cheol!
-Kkyyooohh! This broadcast is truly Eden, heaven!
This is a bit embarrassing...
The chat was full of nothing but praise for something as simple as giving reactions for water balloons.
Jingling~
[Kang Cheol is My Husband gifted 500 water balloons!]
[So how will you do the reactions? Since the water balloon maximum is 500, it probably won't be much]
Right, reactions have price tiers.
For example, for 100 water balloons, I'd mention their nickname and answer questions, or for larger donations, show physical reactions, things like that.
"While I was account suspended for 3 days, I thought about it - for 100 water balloons, instead of 'thank you,' I was thinking of saying 'I love you,' and I left the 500-level reactions for us to create together. What do you think?"
-The 100-level price tier is saying I, I love you?!
-Holy shit I'm dead, immediately charging 10,000 water balloons to hear 'I love you' until the broadcast ends
-If 100 gets that reaction, then 500 must be... gulp!
-Wait, does one 'I love you' for 100 mean it's over? Wait a moment, let me put on a diaper first
-Why are you putting on a diaper, how much are you planning to piss yourself, you crazy bitch lolol
Huh? It's just verbally saying 'I love you' - is that really something to get so excited about?
Jingling~
[Tangtang gifted 500 water balloons!]
[I think saying 'I love you' for 100 water balloons is a bit, no, very excessive!]
[Kang Cheol is My Husband gifted 500 water balloons!]
[Tangtang-nim is right - saying 'I love you' for a mere 10,000 won reaction is too excessive. If handled poorly, you could get suspended for public indecency. No, you would actually get suspended^^]
A mere 10,000 won?!
10,000 won for one word is insane pricing...
And who does Kang Cheol is My Husband think she is, arbitrarily talking about suspending broadcasts?
Both Tangtang and Kang Cheol is My Husband, and even the opinion of over 4,000 viewers concluded that it was too extreme, so eventually...
"So for 100 water balloons, we'll go with 'I like you,' and for 500, you want appropriate reactions within reasonable limits?"
-Yes, that seems right
-A male streamer properly reacting to water balloon gifts is already more than enough
-So I put on a diaper, can I hear 'I like you' right now?
-'I like you' was possible? lololol
-Instead of putting on a diaper, go to urology or psychiatry, you crazy bitch!!
Jingling~
[Kang Cheol is My Husband gifted 500 water balloons!]
[It's somewhat dissatisfying, but that seems appropriate]
I don't know why Kang Cheol is My Husband is dissatisfied, but having decided to do reactions that way from the next broadcast, I finished my second broadcast...
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"Security director. Immediately permanently suspend the account of that bitch who made the diaper joke in Kang Cheol-ssi's broadcast and send a package of expensive brand clothes that look like ordinary design to Kang Cheol-ssi's front door!"
"Y-yes, Selena-nim!"
For some reason, Selena Kim was apparently angry...