One-Hour Broadcast Appearance (1)
One-Hour Broadcast Appearance (Part 1)
Why is this real?
It's an abbreviation of 'Why is this real?' and I always wondered why young people used such phrases, but now that I'm faced with this situation, I completely understand.
[Your service has been suspended.
Reason: Violation of Public Morals]
The message displayed on the screen where just 10 seconds ago, Ye-rim-nim, the viewers, and I had been watching the chat messages scroll by.
I've never done an internet broadcast before, so I'm not exactly sure, but seeing Ye-rim-nim trembling with her shoulders shaking, unable to look back at me maintaining a prone firing position with a K2 rifle behind her, it definitely didn't seem like a good thing.
Violation of Public Morals
I understand it as behavior that harms society's general moral concepts or healthy customs...
'Did I ever do something like that?'
I'm really sorry for eating my fill of 2 million won worth of side dishes with the taste of Father-nim's cooking and then blowing up the broadcast just 1 hour after it started, but I really never committed any act that violates public morals!
Just in case I might have done something like that without realizing it, I recall my memories from 1 hour ago.
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'What do I do, what do I do?!'
For someone like me who only watched edited 10 to 30 minute videos on YouTube, this kind of trial!
I'm panicking in this suddenly started live internet broadcast without any prior notice.
-Bang bang bang! Open the door for me!
-A shitty small-time streamer who's 1 hour late?!
-Hell!
-Hell
-Hell
-Hell
-Hey, try to coordinate it properly lol
Just 1 minute after the broadcast started, over a hundred viewers poured in and began scribbling all over the empty chat window.
My expression, which had been completely frozen at this never-before-seen spectacle, relaxed as I curiously watched the chat.
-That bitch Tangtang is 1 hour late and why did she turn off her cam again?
-Huh! Could it have been accidentally turned on during happy time...?
-Shh, be quiet! Let me record this!
-Ugh, is she a lesbian bitch? Are we going to hear the sound of titty bitch masturbating?
Oh... So all these vulgar chats are being written by women right now?
Finally feeling like I'm in the gender-reversed world I knew, I was exploring the chat where over 10 messages were appearing per second when suddenly the incoming messages stopped completely.
"Huh? What? Did the screen freeze?"
"Ahem ahem, Kang Cheol-ssi, just a moment. I'm the one who stopped the chat. Ahh... Unnies~ Before turning on the cam, I'll first tell you today's broadcast precautions! First of all, even though our high-quality FPS game specialist streamer Tangtang's broadcast is usually only watched by dignified ladies, so such things wouldn't happen, but today especially, sexual remarks or misandrist comments are strictly prohibited. Everyone understands, right~?"
Click
With a voice and expression so lively that it was hard to believe she was the same Ye-rim-nim who had been making dazed expressions while looking at my face just moments ago, she announced the precautions and clicked her mouse again, unfreezing the chat as messages began pouring in.
Wow, is that what a professional broadcaster is like...
-High-quality my ass! We might be dignified ladies, but the streamer's broadcast isn't high-quality
-Breaking news! Shitty small-time streamer Tangtang declares 'My broadcast is high-quality. Game companies, step aside!'
-Anyway, that bitch Tangtang is 1 hour late, why is she so bold?
Jingling~
[TtangTtangBitchRightTittyIsMine gifted 10 Water Balloons!]
[So why were you late?]
'...Can she really manage this chaos?'
When I watched YouTube videos or shorts, I didn't realize it was this mentally exhausting, but indeed, there's no easy way to make money.
"Kang Cheol-ssi, are you really okay with appearing on broadcast...?"
At that moment, Ye-rim-nim, who had grabbed the black rod on the table that I assumed was a microphone with one hand to mute it, asked with a somewhat stiff expression.
I heard during the meal that her younger brother appeared on a broadcast and suffered from sexual harassment comments for a while?
'As long as they don't attack with their dicks out, sexual harassment from women is actually a reward~!'
Plus, didn't I already have the 2 million won Ye-rim-nim deposited into my account and just received a generous meal from Father-nim?
I showed her my smartphone screen displaying the 2 million won Ye-rim-nim had deposited with one hand, and gave a thumbs up with the other to indicate there was nothing to worry about. Her stiff expression melted away, replaced by a bright smile.
"Now now~ Sorry for the delayed response! You're asking why I was late? Drumroll please..."
From her seated position, she reached out with one hand and turned on the camera positioned above the monitor, revealing Ye-rim-nim and me sitting in gaming chairs next to the chat window.
"Ta-dah~!!!"
Ye-rim-nim made sound effects with exaggerated gestures, spreading both hands wide toward me. While I'd gotten more comfortable than at first, internet broadcasting was still awkward for me, so I put on a mechanical, stiff smile.
-Ta-dah~!!! She's bullshitting
-Were you 1 hour late just to show off your sex doll?
-For a moment I thought it was a real man lololol
-Say something that makes sense. With looks like that, even with heavy makeup and tons of CG, you couldn't create that!
-Oh wow, that's sex doll quality worth being 1 hour late for
-Streamer, where did you buy that? I'm really in a hurry!!!
-You fucking bitch, what are you in a hurry for lololol
"Huh...huh? Sex doll, what are you talking about!! My voice came out briefly earlier!"
-I guess sex dolls these days come with voice features too, oh wow
-Is that the voice from the beginning saying 'Huh? What? Did the screen freeze?'? No wonder the voice was so fucking hot from the start - must be because it's a voice coming from something made for sex
-No, so where did you buy that thing!!
-She really seems to be in a hurry, tell us quickly streamer! While you're at it, let me buy one too lol
If it's a sex doll, it probably means what was called a Dutch wife in the previous world... They think my voice is hot?
Thinking about it, since my appearance and body were blatantly changed to completely different person, I understood the "inhumanly beautiful appearance" mentioned in the chat, but I hadn't been aware whether my voice had changed too.
You know how it is.
When someone thinks they have a masculine voice but then hears their own voice in a video or recorded phone call and goes 'Ugh, this faggy voice is me?' feeling disappointed in the voice they've lived with for over 30 years.
'Surprisingly, people rarely hear their real voices in life.'
In that sense, thanks to appearing on this internet broadcast, I could tell that my voice had also been custom-made to match my appearance.
"Uh, unnies, I told you to refrain from sexual comments~!! A,are you okay, Kang Cheol-ssi? Our viewers can be a bit mischievous, but they don't mean to sexually harass you!"
Seeing me sitting quietly watching the chat, Ye-rim-nim desperately defended them, probably thinking I was shocked.
Oh right. We're broadcasting right now?
Since I wasn't the slightest bit hurt, I smiled brightly toward the camera and spoke.
"Ayy~ I know that too. Viewers, weren't you all just expressing in a roundabout way that I'm handsome? Oh my~ Looks like everyone's such mannered ladies~ You could just tell me I'm handsome or pretty and I'd happily accept it. You tsun.dere.s~♡"
As a service to the flustered Ye-rim-nim, I unleashed my deadly aegyo...
'What, did the chat freeze again? Why aren't any messages coming up...?'
The chat window that had been overflowing with over 10 messages per second just moments ago - either teasing Ye-rim-nim or pestering her about being late - became blank as if it had instantly frozen.
At this bizarre phenomenon, I looked at Ye-rim-nim with an expression full of 'Did you freeze this again?'
Jingling~
[TtangTtangBitchRightTittyIsMine gifted 1000 Water Balloons!]
[Tangtang, move aside. And to that beautiful gentleman next to you, I express my fluttering heart with money at least~♡♡]
Apparently the chat hadn't actually frozen, as the electronic female voice rang out with the sound of coins jingling, announcing that 1000 Water Balloons had been gifted.
And following that alert sound, the chat exploded!
-He was really a human like us...?!
-An angel has descended to the human world!!!
-Hello. I'm a golden spoon living in Seoul OOO. Though we're meeting for the first time, if it's not too rude, may I propose?
-Fuck off, you fucking bitch! I'm a diamond spoon who owns a detached house in Gangnam. How about holding our wedding today and touring the world for our honeymoon? Just bring your body.
-No no, don't believe those scammer bitches above! I, OOO, who has a net worth of 200 million won, owns a 30-pyeong apartment debt-free and a sedan worth about 90 million won, am truly the number one bride candidate!
-Middle part omitted-
Wow... Is this what they call countless marriage proposals?
The female audience listing somewhat unrealistic specs while courting me, as if all of Korea's golden spoons had gathered in Ye-rim-nim's broadcast.
'Kya~ "I who had my crush stolen by Geum Taeyang in the previous world have become popular in the gender-reversed world" - I could whip up a novel just like that!'
Yes, this is how the gender-reversed world should be right.
All that vulva and genital exchange stuff from the beginning was too hardcore!
My tension eased at the chat full of nothing but praise, and my forced smile transformed into a natural one, making the chat burn even hotter.
And so my '1-Hour Broadcast Appearance' began...