Everyone is interested in the returning student
Everyone is interested in the returning student
A notice saying there's an opening ceremony. After that, I vaguely checked the university schedule and turned my attention to the Summoning App.
-Abilities-
Summoner Name: Park Ja-geun
Occupation: Student (Unemployed)
Title: None
App Grade: Gold
Total Points: 120
Strength: 0
Agility: 10
Wisdom: 4
Luck: 0
Stamina: 22
Endurance: 14
Charm: 7
Lesser Spirit Magic Lv7, Basic Blood Magic Lv7, Throwing Technique Lv5, Tireless Muscle Lv3, Poison Resistance Lv3, Illusion Breakthrough Lv1,
Remaining Points: 28
After summoning Han Song-i, I didn't receive any points. It seems I only get things from solving tasks. Well, I didn't get points even when summoning a spirit, so I let it slide.
"Hmm..."
Certainly, going to help beautiful women was much more profitable than getting help in real life. If there's anything extra I gained, it's that thanks to the illusion magic she used, I got a new ability and followed Han Song-i.
"'Well, it's an ability, but...'"
Illusion Breakthrough... It's vague. I wondered if I'd ever use it except when dealing with Han Song-i.
For now, I used the remaining points to enter the Stamina Shop. I looked for something to buy, and one thing caught my eye.
[Berlin's Pregnancy Defense Technique - Stamina Requirement: 20] 25 Points
When I tapped it with my finger to check the purchase target, it was written as an ability that makes pregnancy 100% impossible. Come to think of it, I hadn't used any contraception until now. I've shot a lot so far, so I had both expectations and fears that someone might be pregnant. If I suddenly end up with a baby, I'd be tied to someone like Selina-ssi. It seemed that contraception was absolutely necessary for a happy sex life in the future.
I pressed purchase immediately, and a small note was delivered.
"'Is this it?'"
I held the note and read the contents inside. Then something gradually focused in my head.
"'Ah...'"
I realized. I could make it absolutely impossible to get someone pregnant whenever I wanted.
"'Hehe... not bad. By the way... when will my grade upgrade?'"
Going from Bronze to Gold was easy, but the next grade had quite a difficulty.
"'If I just reach Diamond, that's the endgame.'"
My only goal is that Commander-in-Chief uniform noona. I thought about using the Summoning App right away, but I held back. Since tomorrow is the first day of the semester, I seemed to need to take care of some things I hadn't bothered with.
First of all, I don't want to be called 'military ajussi' tomorrow...
Starting with a backpack, I looked for clothes to wear.
"'Ah, shit...'"
All the decent clothes were at Selina-ssi's place. I absolutely couldn't go look for them right away. The Magic Princess was clearly waiting for me, and if I met the Hero Husband, there would definitely be a knife fight.
What was left in my closet was a shabby white T-shirt and baggy jeans.
"'Is it because I'm tall? Not bad.'"
Looking in the mirror, even though the clothes were somewhat trashy, it looked okay. But I couldn't keep wearing only this. I need to take a day and go shopping.
The back view of a man wearing a shabby white T-shirt and baggy jeans was visible. With a look anyone would call a fashion disaster, even women were making fun of him.
"'Kiki... Hey, your boyfriend is passing by.'"
"'Are you a crazy bitch... Ah...'"
When the man turned around, the eyes of the woman who called [another] a crazy bitch grew wide.
"'Hot...! Ah... right... He's my boyfriend!'"
"'Don't be ridiculous! He's my boyfriend!'"
The clothes style really stank, but his hairstyle and looks, which seemed like something you'd see on a celebrity, had an irresistible pull. On top of that, he seemed to have a halo behind his face, sticking in their eyes.
"'Um... oppa? You look like Top from Big Bang...!'"
"'Who are you to call me oppa...'"
"'Ahaha... I'm sorry, you're just so cool...'"
"'But what brings you...'"
"'By any chance, do you have a girlfriend?'"
"'...Yes, I do.'"
"'Ah... well... can I still get your phone number?'"
"'No.'"
"'Ah, yes! I'm sorry!'"
"'Then how about me, oppa?'"
"'I said no.'"
"'Hiing...'"
The two women who looked like college students left. I don't know how many times this has happened today. Asking for my number, asking to eat a meal together, asking if I like alcohol. Even if they don't follow through, the women threw themselves at me one by one, as if testing the waters.
Maybe because my Charm increased, everyone seems very interested in me. Of course, at first it felt good to get attention from the opposite sex, but it got more annoying as time went on. If the women approaching were pretty, it would be one thing, but they were all caked in makeup and had mediocre bodies. The most important thing, my dick, didn't react. It seemed impossible with those average women, probably because I've been eating gourmet food lately.
"'What? Was that Ja-geun?'"
As I approached the Environmental Engineering building, a guy with glasses who recognized me appeared.
"'Oh? Heo-man. Long time no see.'"
Park Heo-man, who is also returning to school, recognized me and walked over.
"'What happened... in the military? You got taller and your face... looks a bit unfamiliar?'"
"'What happened? I just watched the fence like crazy on the front line.'"
"'They say people change when they go to the military, but you're a bit extreme.'"
"'Did I become that strange?'"
"'Yeah, you did.'"
Heo-man looked at me as if seeing me for the first time. I thought it was only women, but now it seems men are the same. According to Han Song-i, even if I max out Charm to 100, there's not much difference... It made me think that the power of the Charm Mirror, which I thought was a trap last time, might be significant.
"'You have first period Chemistry and Environment too, right?'"
"'Yeah.'"
"'Ja-geun, you seem like a sergeant who's sick of everything.'"
Smelling like returning students, we entered the building together. Inside, I saw familiar hallways and unfamiliar groups. Everyone had youthful faces and looked cute, clearly freshmen first-years.
"'Hello, Heo-man seonbae.'"
"'Hi.'"
"'What? Do you know them?'"
"'You didn't come to orientation, right? They're first-years I saw then.'"
Orientation. It's a pre-semester training time designed for smooth college life. But from my experience, I only remember going as a first-year and just drinking.
"'Hello, seonbae! I'm Seo Jun!'"
"'Uh... hi. I'm Park Ja-geun.'"
Environmental Engineering is an engineering department, but there were more first-year female students than I thought. If I had known there were many female students, I should have gone to orientation and at least put in an appearance. Especially because of the girls over there looking at me with round eyes, my sexual desire stirred.
"'Ah... hello, Ja-geun seonbae...'"
"'So that oppa is our department's seonbae...'"
Their eyes are full of interest...
"'Kids, since I'm a kind returning ajussi, ask me to buy you a meal when you see me.'"
""Yes!""
"'Heo-man! You bastard! I have no money!'"
That was a tremendous response. I became the meal ajussi for the first-years.
First-years on the first floor. Second-years on the second floor. My peers had all arrived on the second floor.
"'Han Ji-hoon, you must have had it easy sucking the honey?'"
"'It was great~ I have a girlfriend too.'"
"'Son of a bitch.'"
I also saw Han Ji-hoon, whom I met not long ago. Since they had just been discharged, they all smelled like the military. I awkwardly spent time with the second-year girls I saw for the first time, and then class started.
Class ended.
"Wait!"
The professor went out, and a lively-looking female student came in.
"Second-years, don't run away, go to room 301!"
"Oh, it's Im Su-a."
"Im Su-a got old too~"
"Hey, Han Ji-hoon, you're dead?"
Im Su-a, who was a freshman, had become a senior in her 4th year. When I first saw Im Su-a as a first-year, she was so pretty, but now she had become a mature beauty with a worn-out look. Maybe that's why she was even prettier. She had the feel of a noona who had fully experienced college life. She was a woman you couldn't feel from freshmen first-years.
"Huh? Who's that? There's someone I'm seeing for the first time?"
"Hey, even Im Su-a doesn't know you, kikiki."
"Well, you were zero presence."
"Who is that guy?"
"Park Ja-geun."
"Park Ja-geun...? Ah... I think there was such a guy... He's you!?"
"Look at you being surprised, kikiki."
"That's so fucking funny. Well, when I first saw him, I thought he was someone else~"
Everyone seemed to find something funny, and they all laughed, grabbed my shoulders, and shook me, except for me. Im Su-a also came over and stared at my face intently. Embarrassingly.
"You've become unrecognizably handsome, Park Ja-geun..."
"Stop joking."
"Hoot... sorry~ Everyone, come to the opening ceremony~ It's been a while, so let's have an after-party too."
"Can't I just pay and not go?"
"Ja-geun, you absolutely can't~"
"Why?"
"Uh-oh, the council president wants to drink with a classmate she hasn't seen in a while, so you can't not go. Ja-geun, it's mandatory."
"You're a senior anyway, you have to hand over the council president position, so I'll ignore you."
"I still have power. Ja-geun, you must come~"
I needed to collect points with the app, but Su-a forcibly grabbed my arm and stood me up.
"Uh... were you this tall?"
"It was tough in the military."
"Too bad... wasting two years..."
Im Su-a looked at me with a pitying expression.
"Want this noona to comfort you?"
"Aren't you busy, council president-nim? The professors will all gather."
"Ah! I! Should go!"
I succeeded in sending her away. It was brief, but meeting a female classmate made me dizzy.
"I'm escaping~"
"I have a duo to play too."
"Where is everyone going!"
"Ja-geun, you're screwed~ You're leashed by Su-a, bye."
And so, all my classmates ran away.
"Hyung... let's go even if it's just us."
"Yeah..."
The only ones left were me, a second-year male who hadn't enlisted, and a bunch of second-year girls. I want to run away too.
"Ja-geun oppa, let's go."
"Uh, so what was your name?"
"Han Sol, oppa."
"I'm Seo Ji-hye!"
"I'm...!"
I entered room 301 with the second-years who wanted to tell me their names. Inside, I saw some third-year seniors too. The fourth-years were probably busy with graduation, so there was no one except the student council members.
I roughly took an empty seat and sat down. Then the others swarmed and sat near me.
"Are you going to the after-party, Ja-geun oppa?"
"I guess I have to go... She's glaring at me from over there."
"Ah... the president eonni."
I'm leashed by Im Su-a. Even though she didn't even remember I existed in my first year. The others ran away, but she didn't even care. She only looked at me and licked her tongue.
After the boring department head's introduction and speech, and the introductions of each professor, we headed to the bar.
"Wow, his name is Ja-geun?"
"It's not like I'm seeing him for the first time, but I'm so surprised."
As soon as I sat down in a corner of the bar, my fourth-year female classmates were surprised to see me. I know these girls are supposed to be busy as graduating seniors, but I don't know why they're here.
"Ah... haha. I didn't know you'd changed this much."
When I frowned, they seemed sorry and took out a glass next to them and poured for me with both hands.
"I don't even remember getting this kind of treatment in first year..."
"Everyone didn't know you were such a jackpot lottery ticket."
"What kind of object am I?"
"When a woman sees a good man, her body reacts~"
My fourth-year classmates seemed to have a lot of experience with men. They were completely brazen, openly seducing without hesitation. Still, fortunately, since they're my classmates, they didn't try to use the law to turn me into a male pet.
"Hey. Yun-a, take it easy. You have a boyfriend."
"I can break up with him today."
"Crazy bitch."
"Here, drink up!"
Anyway, I drank like crazy. The female classmates I hadn't seen in a while were glad to see me and couldn't stand to see my glass empty. On top of that, first, second, and third-year female students came to me and poured me a drink each.
"Ugh... I'm getting drunk."
"Drunk? Want to go somewhere just us?"
"Yun-a, I said you have a boyfriend!?"
I drank so much that the level of Poison Resistance could have gone up. Yet I still got drunk. But I had another way. I asked the spirit visible in the air to relieve my drunkenness. With a refreshed mind, I emptied my glass again.
"Gulp... No, I think I can drink more."
"Ja-geun, you were a heavy drinker?"
"I never said I couldn't drink."
"This guy is really a piece of work."
"I'm not a object. Here, you drink too!"
A man can't fall first! I'll drink until all the women collapse. And then I'll leave this bar alone, proudly.
"Hing~ I can't drink~"
"Yeah, I saw you drink like crazy in first year."
"Tsk..."
When I made a soju-beer mix for Yun-a, she emptied the glass in one go.
"Yun-a, don't worry. If you collapse, I'll contact your boyfriend right away."
"You girl... Do you like Ja-geun that much?"
"Yeah, I'm going to make him mine from today, so don't pay attention."
"What a selfish bitch."
As the alcohol went down, everyone started to reveal their true feelings. Of course, Im Su-a couldn't drink because she was the council president. She refused, saying she had to clean up after the drinking party. Only the two of us were sober, and everyone else was drunk. Watching them collapse from the alcohol was also fun in its own way.
"This table... looks like everyone's drunk? How about we play darts to pay for the after-party drinks?"
"Let's do it!"
"Good, I'm all for it. Let's show Ja-geun our trained strength!"
Our table decided to play darts.