The part-time worker came to visit
The part-time worker came to visit
"Oppa. It's me, Lee Yu-rim."
It was the part-timer who tried to make me her male pet and use me. For her to come all the way here, she definitely had some ulterior motive.
"What's the matter?"
"There's something I want to check with you, oppa."
It seems this part-timer still hasn't managed to get herself a loyal male pet.
Given her outstanding looks, I figured there'd be plenty of men dangling in her fish tank. And yet here she was, coming to see me.
I recalled her saying during our blind date that my body would make a good slave.
She'd clearly picked and chosen, then set her sights on me.
'She hasn't come to her senses. Should I hit her with another Sexual Shame Punch?'
I'd been ignoring her as much as possible and putting up walls because I didn't want us to have any connection at all, but she tracked me down anyway. No doubt about it, this bitch hasn't learned her lesson.
"Oppa?"
"It's been ages since our blind date ended, yet you've come all this way—it's a bit much."
"What's so 'much' about it? I just want to see you for a bit."
"Two people, one man and one woman, on a dark night like this, who knows what could happen, and you want us to have a face-to-face chat? I have nothing to say."
"Oppa! I'm not that kind of person!"
"I know you're not that kind of person, Yu-rim-ssi, and that's exactly why I'm saying this—I want to avoid any misunderstandings. I'd prefer we set a date for a proper meeting, in broad daylight, when we can show each other who we really are."
"Just showing your face for a moment, what's the big deal, oppa?!"
"You know the world we live in. It can't be helped. Can't you even understand that?"
"No... no, I told you I'm not that kind of person!"
It was obviously a recipe for getting completely screwed, but all she cared about was getting what she wanted. Her way of thinking, with zero regard for me, made me resolve that I absolutely must not open the door.
"I have nothing more to say. Please leave."
—Kwang! Kwang! Kwang!
"Ah, shit... Oppa! I said let me see you for a minute! Why are you acting so full of yourself?!"
"If you keep this up, I'll have no choice but to call the police. Stop it."
"I'm sacrificing my time to come see you again, a guy with no money, no car, and a family that's nothing special! When I say let's meet again, you should be coming out saying 'Thank you'!"
When things didn't go her way, the part-timer threw a tantrum and started spewing nonsense.
'What a nuisance.'
In our country, when women don't get what they want, they throw fits, and even if they push ahead recklessly, everything works out for them.
Because they know that if they just stick it out to the end, they'll win, there was no need to observe any lines.
"Oppa? Are you a coward? Born a man, but you're scared of a woman? Why are you being so petty just over showing your face?"
Now she's openly insulting me.
'This fucking bitch... She's completely provoking me because she knows I can't do anything...!'
If it weren't for the power of this country backing her, I'd be aching to open the door and ram my fist right into her stomach.
But to protect my nest, my family, my acquaintances, I had no choice but to keep my guard up.
"I've called the police."
"Go ahead, call them or don't! Just 'cause you've got a dick dangling, you thought you'd meet a woman? Huhu... With a dirt-spoon spec like that, who are you trying to meet? If I were you, I'd cut it off and live as a eunuch—seems like that'd be better. Why bother keeping it attached if you can't even use it?"
The truth-baring part-timer, whose real thoughts were now spilling out, had an incredibly vicious mouth. As expected, in this age of the internet, there wasn't a woman who didn't know men, and nothing they wouldn't say.
She came at me fearlessly and trampled all over me. She vented all her frustrations and provoked me.
Seeing this pathetic side of her, my past self who once thought she was pretty seemed so pitiful.
"From an incel ajusshi, now you're a mute Korean male? Why aren't you saying anything? Ah~ You've realized that my words hit you as totally pathetic, haven't you, oppa?"
She's speaking as if we'll never see each other again, so it's pretty sad to see.
All the beauties I meet through the Summoning App are noble and charming, but today's part-timer is more like an insect than a person.
—Ppiyong-ppiyong.
After some time, the police arrived in front of my house.
"We received a report and came."
"Ah, there's a woman outside who keeps knocking on my door."
"Oh, dear... It looks like the lady's going through a hard time. As a man, couldn't you just be understanding and let it go?"
"In this day and age, what does being a man or a woman have to do with it, Officer-nim? I felt my life was under threat, so I called the police."
"Ah, yes, yes. More importantly, could you open the door? I'd like to see some ID."
I called the police because I was in danger, but they didn't see this as a big deal. If things had gone wrong, I might've ended up a criminal today.
"I'm afraid, so I'll open the door once the woman has left."
I asked my spirit to check if the part-timer was still outside, and it said she was. So I decided I'd meet the police only after she'd disappeared.
"How about you stop being like this, open the door, and reconcile?"
"Officer-nim. Should I call the police again?"
"...Hey, you. You think calling the police is a joke? You expect us to worry about your dating life? Since you sent the woman away, hurry and open the door."
"She hasn't left yet, I know it. If you send her away, I'll open the door right away."
Sniffle... "He's like that. Officer-nim, what should I do?"
"Don't be too upset. You can come back tomorrow, can't you?"
"But I spent hours coming all this way just to see oppa today, and he's so mean... sniffle."
Ah, an actress has arrived. I wondered who would fall for such a terrible performance.
No matter how useless cops are at doing their jobs, there was no way they'd fall for something like that.
"Hoho, I'll have a good talk with him. Don't cry."
'What the fuck? They bought it?'
The cop was already on the part-timer's side. He spoke as if he'd give her the moon and the stars.
"The lady is also very remorseful. Open the door."
Sigh... "I've called the police."
"You, hey! Are you kidding me? Do you want to be dragged in for obstruction of public duties?!"
Now the cop was even threatening the person who made the report.
Is this even a country?
In the end, there's one conclusion. I've been dragged to the police station and am now being interrogated.
"Don't cause a disturbance like that again."
"Ah... yes, yes."
"We checked the CCTV, and the lady was indeed in the wrong. But still, being a man, be generous and let it slide. Go see her in person tomorrow and apologize."
"Excuse me? Me?"
"So you want to report another non-issue? We're busy too. Come to an agreement within reason. If not, I'll really put the cuffs on you."
It was truly ridiculous. Why was I the only one dragged here and questioned for something that wasn't even my fault, and now being ordered to go apologize first?
This damn country is definitely harder than any other world.
Haa...
I let out a sigh as I walked out of the police station. The moonlit sky looked so murky.
'Will I ever make it in this country?'
The only things keeping me in Korea are a few friends, my family, and relatives.
Teacher Yera's world seemed quite similar to ours, actually. Living there might be better.
Thinking I could've earned some ratings or met two or three beauties in the time wasted, I headed home.
'That fucking bitch. She's here again.'
After calling a taxi, paying a hefty fare, and arriving near home, the part-timer was waiting right in front of my door.
Now she's shown up, quite openly, to commit a crime.
The funny thing is, even though she did that, I was the only one dragged to the police station. The part-timer didn't get dragged off.
On top of that, when that part-timer told the cops she was busy and vanished, they just hauled me off.
Truly, a country where men are treated as potential sex offenders.
'Ah, I don't even have money for a motel. If I go there, I'll probably end up in handcuffs for some bullshit reason... Should I go to a PC bang or something...'
The entrance to my own damn nest was blocked by the part-timer.
If I didn't want to deal with the police again, I was considering just sleeping rough outside. All because of one woman.
Now that I think about it, it's laughable. Having to run and hide like this from one nobody of a girl.
But this was the correct answer. The police weren't on my side, and neither was the world nor the country. And if, in a moment of rage, I made that part-timer truly pay, an investigation from the Ministry of Gender Equality would follow.
Some special forensics team or task force would definitely come after me.
The mysterious part-timer case. With all that bullshit, my face would be on the news.
Then the Ministry of Gender Equality's power would grow even stronger. They'd use this incident to firmly prove that their 'men are potential sex offenders' policy is needed, and the male sex offender laws would become even harsher.
Haa... Isn't there anyone to help... Wait... There is?
I took my phone out of my pocket. And I ran the Summoning App.
I pressed the Condition Board in the Summoning App. Right away, I posted my profile and photo on the Condition Board and entered the conditions I wanted.
[Looking for someone to secretly give a proper lesson to a woman in a world where everyone is an enemy.]
[Gold tier or higher only]
[Will leave a good rating]
[Female candidates preferred]
[Sexual reward welcome]
That was the post I put on the Condition Board.
Since I had nothing better to do while waiting, I walked toward a nearby PC bang.
—Ttiring~
'That was fast.'
As I was walking, the cheerful ringtone sounded, and I took out my phone.
I held up the phone and launched the Summoning App.
[Applicant: Han Song-i]
[Tier: Platinum]
[Reward: Give me hair from a man with strong sexual desires.]
Judging by the name, she's a woman. And her tier is Platinum. I thought that if she showed up in this world, she'd be an ally more trustworthy than anyone.
I was a bit disappointed that the condition wasn't sex or something like that, but it wasn't a reward I couldn't provide, anyway.
After checking if there were any CCTVs around, I immediately accepted the application.
Right next to me, I felt a presence.
"Hi~ I'm Han Song-i."
"Hello. I'm Park Ja-geun."
Dressed in the outfit of an ordinary young woman, she smiled at me.
Haa~ She's so pretty. Just looking at her makes me feel healed from all the struggles earlier.
"What should I do?"
"Wait a moment, I'll show you right away."
I clasped her hand and activated blood magic. I showed her all the situations and memories I'd experienced.
"Oh... That's fascinating. I definitely get it now: a world where men can't use their strength, huh."
"Well... something like that... Please help me out. Ah... and under no circumstances can I be discovered."
"You want a perfect crime, right? That's my specialty."
Han Song-i spun around once, and her face and figure completely transformed.
"That's the cop from earlier, isn't it?"
"Huhu... Hey there. Let's reach an agreement."
"Even her voice..."
I was genuinely shocked. She'd changed into the cop who kept siding only with the part-timer.
"I'm the Illusion Magician, Han Song-i. Breaking down the mind of an ordinary girl is nothing to me."
"I believe you!"
A truly reliable ally. Seeing her confident pose as she took out her cuffs and spun them around, I couldn't help but nod along in agreement.