Chapter 7

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Translator: penny

Chapter: 7

Chapter Title: Gotta Cum Like Crazy

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"You sure you're heading out?"

Yu-ra Noona stood at the front door, her face full of regret. We'd spent the entire afternoon lost in sticky, intense sex, and even had dinner together, so she was putting on all her charms, begging me to stay the night.

"It's not just today. I'll come back next week."

"Really?"

"Why would I lie to you, Noona?"

A beauty like her was head over heels for me with no strings attached—who'd turn that down? I felt the same reluctance, so right there in the entryway, we shared a deep, lingering kiss while I groped her ass and tits a bit.

"I'll text you."

"Yeah."

My steps felt light as I headed home. Yu-ra Noona hadn't outright asked me to be her boyfriend, but her words and actions made her feel like my girlfriend already.

Still, I've got stuff to do.

As amazing as the sex was, I couldn't just drown in it forever. Even if I lived alone, leaving the house empty for two days without a plan felt off, and there were a bunch of other things nagging at me.

I got home just before 9 p.m. After a quick rinse, ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠I logged into the Hunter Gallery. I exchanged a few simple texts with Noona letting her know I'd arrived safely.

I'll probably need her help a lot from now on.

Yu-ra Noona's major was something called "Awakening Studies." It covered everything related to hunters, from dungeons and towers to the whole spectrum.

Graduates got automatically registered with the World Hunter Federation, so it was a department full of elite prospects. Her low hunter rank wasn't an issue at all.

First things first... I need more details on my skills.

Thanks to that hidden achievement, I'd leveled up right away, but for me to make it as a hunter, growing my Copy skill was key. Figuring out its level-up conditions was essential.

Normal skills leveled up through proficiency gained from repeated use. Mine probably worked the same way.

The problem is how finicky it is to activate.

Whether jerking off or having sex, I had to squeeze out cum first. That restriction was a total pain.

Masturbating isn't some quick seconds-long thing. You need lube, time to stroke properly.

And if I ran into a monster in a dungeon? No way I could focus. With death staring me down, excitement? Forget it.

...I could probably force it to activate.

When I first copied the status window, I'd cum hands-free, so it wasn't impossible. But it came with massive risks all the same.

That time, my lower abdomen felt like it was flipping inside out. More like my balls were being forcibly wrenched. Since it wasn't the normal method, there was clearly a penalty.

Guess I'll have to jerk off at home now and then, copying random stuff.

Luckily, the weight limit had increased, so I had more items to test on. Still annoying to coat everything in cum, though.

I wrapped up my thoughts on the skill for now and opened the Exclusive Shop. Yesterday, I'd been at work, so I'd only bought the Aphrodisiac and Golden Finger with no time for more.

"User info?"

This was separate from the status window. It looked just like a regular online shop.

Does spending more coins raise your rank? What's with the messages?

It really was like any shopping site. The message was about claiming a special gift for my first purchase.

Guess I open the gift box? Two of them.

"This'll make things easier now."

The inventory worked like in games, with slots holding up to 10 items regardless of weight or size. But the level-up requirement was brutal.

10,000 coins to upgrade?

I had no clue how to earn coins yet. Oh, maybe the Guidebook can search that.

The Guidebook wasn't a physical book—it was a virtual panel like the status window. Typing "coin acquisition" into the lone search bar pulled up useful info right away.

"From achievements or selling items..."

Coins came from rewards for unique achievements, and surprisingly, you could register and sell real-world items. You could also exchange real money for coins, but the rate was atrocious.

10,000 won per coin?

Even blowing a full month's part-time pay got me just 180 coins. I'd have to save six months without spending to afford one Aphrodisiac.

Of course, cashing out coins for real money was a huge perk. I searched the Guidebook to check—it was fully legal, no issues. The system handled it somehow.

That eased my mind a bit. With 1,000 coins left, that was 10 million won in cash. My living expenses were covered for a while.

Anyway, search for skill info.

As expected, the Copy skill gained EXP from cumulative uses and copying unusual targets. There was also something called "Marking Accumulation."

Simply put, the amount of semen spent converted directly to skill EXP. And if you came but didn't use the skill, you got a bonus.

Fuck. Bottom line: whether copying or not, I had to cum like crazy.

No, change perspective.

I didn't have to coat every item in cum anymore. Cumming without using the skill turned it all into EXP.

I had no idea how much I'd need to blow to level up, but whatever.

That conclusion meant, hmm...

Yu-ra Noona alone won't cut it, huh?

Jerking solo in my room had limits. To succeed as a hunter, I'd have to fuck like a maniac.

But Yu-ra Noona had a job and was busy otherwise. Maybe a day or two on her days off, but she couldn't roll around with me anytime.

"Ha..."

Here I had an amazing woman, and already I had to think about two-timing—or more.

I was a virgin who'd never properly dated, well, not anymore, but still. Me, turning into a total player?

Top hunters juggle two or three women, but...

Those were guys who'd already made it. Could a total scrub like me, still a scrub, really pick up girls easily? I couldn't just drug every one I met with Aphrodisiac and pounce.

"Fuck, this sucks."

My head was spinning. I closed the shop and Guidebook, flopping back onto the bed.

I'd finally seen a way out of this cramped rooftop room to live like a human, but now it felt blocked again.

"Status window."

Lying there, I checked my stats again. Probably from cumming non-stop since last night, the stats copied from Noona were still applied to me.

"...Additional skills?"

Not just stats—Yu-ra Noona's skills were listed in my status window too. Did that mean I ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠could use her skills?

I bolted upright. If this worked...

Speed Reading seemed meh, but Perfect Memory was a passive skill. I activated High-Speed Calculation right away.

"Huh...?"

I was still sitting in my room, but suddenly my vision felt wide open. Like I was perceiving my surroundings in sharper detail without realizing it.

Looking at my status window in that state, I instantly realized how stupid I'd been on Friday.

Should've copied the coins too, damn it.

Wonder if the cum from fucking Noona would be enough. If not, I'd endure hands-free agony again, but whatever. I used Copy on the coins immediately.

"...Fucking hell."

My 1,000 coins doubled to 2,000, but something snapped in my head. Yu-ra Noona's added stats vanished entirely, skills too.

With unallocated points permanently maintained as my one slot, copying coins canceled the full status copy from Noona.

"Tch."

Whatever else, I needed to get Copy to level 3 somehow. With permanent maintenance taking one slot, I needed two more to run simultaneously.

I need a way to stockpile semen in advance too.

Can't always produce it on the spot anywhere. Now with inventory, I could disguise it as potions or something.

For now, better spend these copied coins ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠quick. I thought about stocking more Aphrodisiac, then a fun idea hit me.

What if I withdraw coins to cash, then copy my bank balance?

Duplicates were blocked, but coins and cash were different targets. Worth a shot.

*Ding-*

[20,000,000 KRW deposited.]

I checked the text, then opened my bank app. Including my savings, it was just under 30 million won.

"Copy."

...Nothing. No duplicate message—just zilch.

Guidebook search: something about digital data not eligible for targeting.

Whatever, it didn't work.

"So close, tch."

Withdrew the 20 million back to coins and tried copying again—same result. This time, a duplicate block message popped up.

Wait, what if I add fresh coins?