Private Beach? Private Bitch!
The Katsuurabeach prison, owned by the Taira family. From inside the dark iron bars, Tang Xiaohua’s voice rang out.
“He’ll be here soon… Shuexi, today I’ll take him on. You don’t need to suffer any more.”
Tang Xiaohua spoke from within the cell. She sounded as if she were protecting Yang Xuexi, but her face was flushed red and her breath came out hot with excitement.
“No… I will protect the Captain.”
Yang Xuexi also claimed she was protecting her captain, yet both her cheeks were pink and her expression looked like she was waiting for something. It was the face of a young girl in spring awaiting a date with her first love.
The two of them confirmed each other’s intentions through their exchanged words. Yes. The respected captain and her beloved subordinate had now become rivals fighting over a single large banana.
“Shuexi…”
“Captain…”
Ziiiing!
Separated by iron bars, their eyes met. Though nothing was visible in reality, the gaze they shared felt like it could spark into flames at any moment.
After a long staring contest, Tang Xiaohua finally let out a sigh and spoke.
“Fine, I’ll be honest. Just like you, we’ve both become prisoners to that man’s banana.”
“Banana? Captain, he prefers lewd things. The proper term is cock.”
Yang Xuexi answered like a zealot. At those words, a vein bulged on Tang Xiaohua’s temple. She was furious at her subordinate for nitpicking her terminology.
“Banana or cock, it doesn’t matter!”
“It does matter! If we want to become one of his women, we have to match his tastes!”
“What do you mean, one of his women?!”
Tang Xiaohua shot back with an angry expression, but soon accepted the truth and nodded. Most of the executives in the Heiyue Tang she once belonged to had kept many concubines, so it made sense that a man of that caliber wouldn’t settle for just one woman.
“Well… you’re not wrong.”
Having only ever seen people from the criminal organization known as Heiyue Tang, the two women’s common sense had become somewhat warped. They didn’t even realize how strange their current conversation was.
They spent a long time in a heated debate over whether it was better to say “cock” directly or to use indirect metaphors like “banana.”
“You said you’d serve me to the end, so how can you speak to me like that?”
Finally unable to hold back her anger, Tang Xiaohua abandoned logic and instead used her authority as captain to try and crush Yang Xuexi.
“In the end, our true master will be him. Seeing how desperate you are, Captain, you’ll become his subordinate too. From now on, we’re both on the same level.”
“What?”
“It means you won’t be my captain anymore. He will be the one in charge.”
Even from Tang Xiaohua’s perspective—someone who had already surrendered to Taira Ryuta’s banana—the words were undeniable. That’s right. She was no longer Yang Xuexi’s captain. Tang Xiaohua let out a sigh and nodded.
“Fine, I admit it. I’m not your captain anymore. But I still can’t bring myself to say something as vulgar as cock!”
“Banana sounds even more childish!”
The moment of agreement was brief. The prison quickly filled with the sound of two women shouting at each other.
After satisfying Yukiko, who had clung to me like glue following our beach walk, I headed back to the prison where Tang Xiaohua and Yang Xuexi were locked up. Today, before having sex with the two of them, I decided to try persuading them with words first. Come to think of it, neither of them even knew my name.
I should introduce myself and tell them what they could gain by joining me. Whether it was honor, money, or pleasure, a subordinate needed to see some benefit before they’d follow you.
“I’m back again.”
I opened the door and walked in as casually as if I were visiting a friend’s house. But the atmosphere was strange. Even though the air conditioning was running inside the prison, the room felt unnaturally cold. Yang Xuexi and Tang Xiaohua were glaring at each other with icy expressions.
“What’s going on?”
“This is an important question. Between the words used to refer to a man’s penis—cock or metaphors like banana—which do you prefer?”
When I asked what was happening, Tang Xiaohua posed the question with a dead-serious face. What? Cock? Banana? What the hell were they fighting about?
Hmm… Tang Xiaohua’s question essentially asked whether I preferred saying it directly like “cock” or using cute indirect metaphors like “banana” or “snake” the way I usually did.
Since neither bothered me, I answered honestly. Whether it was cock or banana, what mattered was putting it inside a pussy.
“Both are fine with me? Metaphors are cute, and saying ‘cock’ is hot…”
“Y-you think I’m cute?”
“Does looking at me turn you on?”
Aha. So banana was Tang Xiaohua’s side, and cock was Yang Xuexi’s. I still didn’t understand why they were fighting over it, but they both seemed satisfied with my answer. If I had favored one, the other’s morale would have plummeted. In the end, I’d given the right response.
“Today, instead of sex, I want to talk for a bit.”
“Why?”
“Why?”
Both of them narrowed their eyes at the same time and asked “why?” in unison. No, sure, they had both enjoyed the sex yesterday, but was refusing it once really going to make them react this sensitively? If I kept talking they might stop me, so I ignored their “why?” and continued.
“You two don’t even know my name. We should at least introduce ourselves and share our visions. I think I can persuade both of you.”
“Hmm, that’s true.”
“Please speak.”
They quickly accepted the logic of not even knowing my name. Smiling at them, I revealed it.
“My name is Taira Ryuta.”
“Ah… so that’s why you fought us in Akita.”
“Taira Ryuta, Taira Ryuta, Taira Ryuta…”
Tang Xiaohua nodded as if she finally understood, while Yang Xuexi kept repeating my name as if trying to memorize it. But why was she acting like this? She was completely different from when we first met…?
Thinking in game terms, Tang Xiaohua was probably a mid-boss named character, so her resistance to pleasure was a bit higher.
On the other hand, Yang Xuexi was basically just a random minion under the mid-boss in the game, so she couldn’t resist the dark-red meat pillar swimming in my special trait’s love juices and had been completely converted.
If it had been the golden pillar before the upgrade, it probably would have taken longer. This was the perfect time to shout it out. Thank you, Abyss Mama! I haven’t offered a proper tribute lately. I’ll have to prepare something delicious for her.
Setting the tribute thoughts aside for later, I looked at Tang Xiaohua and Yang Xuexi and spoke again.
“The truth is, I’m an illegitimate child and my father is dead, so I don’t have much of a faction. That’s why I’ve been constantly recruiting talent from outside. I brought you two here to persuade you to join me.”
“Ha! So persuasion means sex?”
Tang Xiaohua asked with a look of disbelief. I flashed a charming smile and approached her.
“Was it ineffective?”
“....”
She became as silent as a mute who’d eaten honey. After a brief pause, Tang Xiaohua opened her mouth.
“We only have talent for fighting. We have no talent for running a company.”
“I learned the art of kingship from the Yang family as a child, so I can handle some of that.”
Yang Xuexi really did seem to be a daughter of the Yang family—one of the ruling families of Kurotsuki Do that I had suspected from the moment I first heard her name. Probably a branch family… but if used well, she could become a valuable card later, couldn’t she?
“Tang Xiaohua, if your dream of becoming the boss of Kurotsuki Do—no, Heiyue Tang—has been shattered to the point where you want to give up on everything, wouldn’t it be another way to fulfill that dream if you received my support, took over Japan’s underworld, and used that as a foundation to devour Heiyue Tang?”
“In short, you want me to help you seize Japan’s underworld so you can become chairman of the Taira Group?”
As expected of someone who had been the Northeast Asia regional director of Kurotsuki Do—she understood my intentions perfectly. Of course, Japan’s underworld wasn’t an easy opponent, but someone of Tang Xiaohua’s caliber should be able to establish a foothold.
Yang Xuexi must have felt left out of the conversation centered on Tang Xiaohua, because she hurriedly spoke up.
“W-what should I help you with?”
“Yang Xuexi, you will become an important justification for devouring Kurotsuki Do later. Until then, assist Tang Xiaohua in securing a position in the underworld.”
“Yes!”
Yang Xuexi answered immediately, as if my words were law. It was a bit scary how fanatical she sounded, but as long as she listened well, it was fine. Seeing her quick reply, Tang Xiaohua refused to be outdone and spoke.
“Understood. I will also become your subordinate. Starting over… doesn’t sound so bad.”
“Rather than starting from scratch, it’s more important to gather the Northeast Asian forces of Kurotsuki Do that followed the previous captain. Before a new Northeast Asia director is sent.”
As expected of someone who had studied the art of kingship, Yang Xuexi was looking at the bigger picture. If we could seize the Kurotsuki Do forces in both Korea and Japan, it would become a massive source of power.
“What happened to the prisoners who were with me?”
Tang Xiaohua asked about the remaining Kurotsuki Do members who had been at the school. I didn’t know the details… It was past midnight. Was Mimata Chieri still awake?
“Wait a moment.”
I sent a Line message to Mimata Chieri about the Kurotsuki Do prisoners, and the reply came back almost instantly.
That’s a little scary. This isn’t the pre-modern era, yet losing a war means getting sent to the mines…? Also, I distinctly remember registering her as Cherry-chan★. When did she change it to Cherry-chan🍒? I’ve let her borrow my phone a few times, but this won’t do. I’ll have to scold her properly next time we meet.
“For now, they’re with us.”
“With that many people, you should be able to establish a base anywhere in Japan. Since they gathered everyone from the Japanese branch and went to war, the original Kurotsuki Do forces must be in a state of vacancy right now.”
“Understood. I’ll transfer them to your side. Then we should hurry, so shall I release you now?”
At the mention of releasing them, Tang Xiaohua shook her head. A prisoner refusing to be freed… Of course I knew what the two of them wanted, so my next course of action was already decided.
“It’s already late since it’s night. What you’ll do for me is satisfy me until dawn.”
“Please let me serve Ryuta-sama.”
Hmm, both of them are quite shameless. I unlocked the cells of both Tang Xiaohua and Yang Xuexi. Then I put Yang Xuexi into Tang Xiaohua’s cell and spoke.
“Both of you, lie down on top of each other.”
Since I was going to use my body on both of them anyway, I might as well try the master-and-servant layered rice bowl once.
