Chapter 61
Chapter 61
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 61
Chapter Title: The Yandere Fairy's Gaze is Strange
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"Heh heh, long time no see? If you're not coming for hangover remedies, I guess you haven't been drinking much lately?"
Grandma Choi, who had been organizing items behind the counter, looked up with a friendly greeting.
I let out a soft chuckle.
"What, are you disappointed because I'm not buying hangover remedies and your sales are down?"
"Forget that—don't drink with my husband anymore, you rotten punk!"
"No, Grandpa Hong was the one who suggested it."
"He said you were the one who suggested it."
"Wow... I never pegged Grandpa Hong as someone who would lie like that."
"You're the one lying, punk!"
She always badmouthed Grandpa Hong in front of me, but when it counted, it seemed like she looked out for him.
I put on a playful smile tinged with mock grievance and raised my voice.
"That's why your marriage is so solid—you've got five kids, after all."
"If it's not solid, you end up like you."
"Hah... gotta poke at the sore spot, huh?"
"Exactly, so get married already, you punk! Stop holing up at home like some shut-in!"
The bathhouse business was booming right now, yet here I was getting treated like an unemployed bum...
My mouth itched to retort, but it wasn't something I could explain to anyone, so I let out a short sigh.
"Hey, I've got plenty of money."
"Plenty my ass. Would a rich guy get his wife to borrow money from your dad?"
"That crazy bitch borrowed it from my dad without even asking me."
"...Really?"
"I never even saw a dime of my dad's money. And she never paid it back."
"Why didn't you take it, you idiot? You should've squeezed her for every last cent!"
Maybe because I'd known Grandma Choi since I was a kid?
Even though I usually hated bringing up Kang Jua, the words just came pouring out like a dam breaking.
"What good would taking that crazy bitch's money do? It'd just bring me bad luck and filth."
"Sigh, isn't there some decent woman out there who could take pity on our poor Haeseong and live with him?"
"Haha... Being alone is more comfortable right now."
"What about Soeun-i?"
"...Pardon?"
"In this neighborhood, she's the only young woman who'd marry a punk like you."
Thinking of Yoo Soeun made my head throb.
A few days ago, when she suddenly gave me chocolate and told me to try it, it had sent chills down my spine.
Luckily, I'd said my teeth were rotting and I couldn't eat sweets for a while. Otherwise, I might've eaten it.
...I'd rather drink the Silver Fairy's pussy juice.
It could've been laced with aphrodisiac again, like last time.
Now, until I could fully uncover Soeun-i's situation, I had to keep my distance. So I'd gotten a quote over the phone and called in a security company right away.
I'd swapped the front door for a smart lock, installed a steel gate on the rooftop stairs to keep people from wandering up, replaced the windows with reinforced glass that wouldn't shatter easily even if hit with a blunt object from outside, and added tinting so no one could peek in.
With CCTV around the house too, it felt a bit safer now.
"Soeun-i is... way too good for someone like me."
"Her expression says you're too good for her."
"Haha... But there are other young women besides Soeun-i, right?"
"Who?"
"Lots of people have moved into the neighborhood lately. A few days ago, someone came around handing out rice cakes. Name was Min Jua or something? She was really pretty."
"...Min Jua?"
"Yeah, why?"
Grandma Choi furrowed her brows slightly, rubbing her chin with her finger as if lost in thought.
"That's weird..."
"What's weird?"
"I know everyone who's moved here recently, and they're all at least in their fifties."
"Fifties?!"
"Yeah... She said her kids are all in Seoul, so maybe she was just visiting her old family home and handing out rice cakes?"
"No... She definitely told me she lived alone."
Grandma Choi tilted her head at my words.
"Among everyone who's moved here, there's not a single woman living alone."
What?
Did she just lie about living alone to flirt with me?
"You haven't gotten any cylinder rice cakes recently?"
"Heh heh, who hands out rice cakes for moving in these days?"
At that moment, something flashed through my mind.
I don't like red beans, so I hadn't eaten the rice cakes.
But the Silver Fairy had, and her reaction afterward was too strange to chalk up to just getting drunk.
Forgetting I'd come to buy ramen, I looked at Grandma Choi with an urgent expression.
"Uh, I gotta go for now."
*
Slurrrp.
As soon as evening hit, the Gold Fairy showed up at the bathhouse.
I had to make money first, so I was licking her pussy.
As I worked my tongue diligently, she looked down at me intently.
"Does my pussy taste good?"
"...Yes."
Smack!
My cheek swelled red from the Gold Fairy's slap.
I stopped licking and looked up.
"W-Why'd you hit me?"
"I asked if my pussy tastes good."
"I answered."
"Your answer was too slow."
Where the hell did she keep picking up this lewd talk and behavior?
Was someone teaching her?
And her slaps seemed to be getting harder each day.
I needed to gather the Heavenly Pills quickly to avoid this filthy treatment.
"How am I supposed to answer right away while licking?"
"...Oh, right? Then keep going."
The Gold Fairy, who never apologized even on her deathbed.
If she weren't a gold mine, she'd be even less necessary to me than the Silver Fairy.
By the way.
The rice cakes had gone straight into the food processor into powder right after the Silver Fairy left, then into a trash bag.
If I'd caught on sooner, I could've had the ingredients analyzed.
Who the hell was that woman I saw that day?
The moment I heard 'Jua,' something felt ominous...
Was my intuition right after all?
Hah...
One thing was clear: she wasn't from around here.
The trash had already been collected, but just in case, I'd gone around knocking on doors asking if anyone had gotten rice cakes recently.
The answer was no everywhere.
Just like Grandma Choi said.
So.
My detective work suggested two possibilities: the robber who bizarrely targeted rural homes, or Soeun-i hiring someone to feed me rice cakes laced with aphrodisiac in her place.
Absurd ideas, sure. But compared to fairies descending from the sky and forcing me to lick their pussies? Maybe not.
"Ngh♡"
Reaching climax again, the Gold Fairy panted roughly and gripped my hair.
Then she arched her body like a bow, locked her thighs around the back of my head, and pressed me hard against her pussy.
"C-Can't... breathe! Mmph!!"
"Hng♡"
Just before I passed out, she finally released her thighs.
I clutched my throat with my hand and gasped for air.
"Gah, hack!! Huu... haa..."
The Gold Fairy, unconcerned, got up with a satisfied look and headed to the sauna.
I scrambled to my feet too.
"F-Fairy!"
"What?"
"You need to wear the sweat-absorbing suit!"
"How many times have I said I don't want to? I like being naked!"
Normally, I'd shrink from the Gold Fairy's shout, but I couldn't break my promise to the King of Hell.
I had to gather the Heavenly Pills.
That way, I could pay back these humiliations properly, at least once.
I pulled out the sweat-absorbing suit, held it in my hand, and strode confidently toward the Gold Fairy.
With a completely different expression from the one who'd just been desperately licking her pussy.
"No. Put it on."
"Oh ho... You really wanna die today, huh?"
"Or do you not care if the Silver Fairy finds out you're coming here?"
"What...? You'd tell Silver?!"
The Gold Fairy's eyes shook violently.
As expected, the 'Silver Fairy' was her weakness.
I let out a short sigh and spoke.
"It's not that. The Silver Fairy went into the sauna and then asked me."
"Asked what...?"
"If a fairy with blonde hair had ever come here."
"Th-That's true!?"
The Silver Fairy really had asked me that once before, so it wasn't a lie.
The best bluffs mix truth with deception, after all.
"No matter how I think about it, she seemed to notice from the sweat smell. She said it was a familiar scent."
"Ugh... If Silver figures it out, I'm really in trouble..."
The Gold Fairy trembled with a 'hic' expression.
Now I understood a little.
The Silver Fairy's power that night far surpassed the Gold Fairy's.
"So, put on the sweat-absorbing suit."
"If I sweat a lot, wouldn't it be better not to go into the sauna...?"
"This absorbs all the sweat into the fabric—no smell."
"R-Really...? Silver definitely won't notice?"
"Yes, guaranteed."
The Gold Fairy meekly took the sweat-absorbing suit like a lamb and put it on before heading into the sauna.
Watching her, I secretly curled my lips.
Gold Fairy, just you wait. Once I gather the Heavenly Pills, I'll force my dick into you for sure.