Real Doll (8)
"Hooh… So that's how it was? Yaah~ Isia sunbae, you've been through a hell of a time."
"Hic! Hic… Why did you buy me? I prayed and prayed this day would never come. Who the hell are you… what gives you the right…!!"
Here I was, shelling out a cool 100 billion won for the thing, only to get an earful of resentment. Well, after hearing the tearjerker story of everything she'd endured since being turned into a Real Doll, I could kinda get where Isia sunbae was coming from right now. I knew all about her one-of-a-kind bond with that guy Oh Jingoo.
But hey… what did any of that have to do with me? I was just a buyer picking up a Real Doll. And not with pocket change—I'd scraped together 100 billion won for it. For a guy like me, the type who cancels food delivery if the fee tops 3,500 won, dropping that kind of cash was a big deal.
Speaking of which, maybe I should rewind a bit and explain how it all went down.
After Baek Eunha stirred up memories of my high school crush, I got this burning urge to snag Real Doll No. 77 no matter the cost. A quick search on the Blackstars homepage under the Real Doll section brought up a simple price tag: 100 billion won.
100 billion. No wonder a top-shelf, life-sized human you could fuck however you wanted had been sitting unsold for years. Who the hell could afford that?
Back in the day, I'd have noped out the second I saw the price. Hell, I still wasn't exactly rolling in it. Aside from screwing whatever women caught my fancy, my life was that of your average NEET. No way did I have 100 billion lying around.
"Ah, what to do? I really want Isia sunbae. What do you think, Mom?"
"Well… Mom's never even seen that much money…"
"Tsk… Mom's pretty enough. Think she'd rake in big bucks whoring it up in the red-light district?"
"H-Hoyoung!"
Mom knew damn well she'd obey any order I gave, so she threw a fit, dropping to her knees unprompted and begging pathetically like she was hustling for sympathy sex, sobbing all the while.
"Y-You're Mom's exclusive dick case, after all? Mom's pussy doesn't even react without her son's massive cock. P-Plus, I have to clean your room every morning, make your meals… so prostitution might be a bit… W-Wait! Why not ask Jiwon? She's got nothing better to do anyway!"
"Whoa, straight-up pimping out your daughter. What a personality."
"…Want me to suck your dick? Or use Mom's pussy? Asshole's fine too. Or maybe my nipple-shake dance?"
"Look at you trying to sex your way back into my good graces. Mom's really hit rock bottom. No self-respect left?"
"Ugh! B-But just so you know, I only act like this for you in the whole world, Hoyoung! I'd charge a fortune for anyone else! But you're the god of this world, so fighting back's pointless anyway! Anyway, Mom would never fuck another guy besides you!"
Mom finally exploded after holding it in, barking defiantly before shrinking back, terrified I'd be pissed, peeking at my reaction.
Talking to Mom always made me feel like the boss on high. Not bad at all. Plus, family meant that possessive streak kicked in. I didn't really want to whore her out anyway—just teasing, and she overreacted.
"I won't make you do that, so relax. I don't wanna use a pussy stained with some other guy's cum anyway."
"Phew… wh-whoosh… Thank god. Felt like I aged ten years."
Mom's lips quivered. She was genuinely spooked. Made sense—in a world where my word was law, every syllable must feel like a razor-sharp blade.
"Should I go tell Jiwon to sell her body, then?"
"Nah, Jiwon's for my exclusive use too, same as you. And even if you or her are top-tier, it'd take forever to whore your way to 100 billion. I want her now. No waiting."
"Then what… Sell the house? Probably won't even hit 100 billion."
"And where would we live? Why are you so dumb? Your IQ's straight dog-level. Want me to actually turn you into one?"
"Uh, y-yeah?"
"You're a dog now."
"W-Woof!!"
Instead of Korean, a dog bark burst out automatically. The hypnosis was terrifying, but no surprise there. Kim Hea-e humbly accepted her pet-dog role. No human words came from her throat, but this was just a minor hiccup. She knew her son's commands trumped her own will. Relieved she wasn't getting pimped out, she figured dog was better. These kinds of trances wore off once I got bored anyway.
"You and Jiwon are like household slaves. For chores and quick horniness relief. Not expecting you to earn cash."
"…Woof."
"Huh? Why's the dog walking on two legs?"
"Woof! Woof! (Sorry!)"
Kim Hea-e dropped to all fours, wagging her ass like a tail to curry favor. Hard to tell if it was the hypnosis or her just wanting to please me. But with her tongue lolling out, drool dripping, panting like crazy—she was definitely under the influence. Her nose seemed sharper too; my dick scent wafted through my pants.
"Woof woof! Woof woof!"
"Submission pose."
"Woof woof!"
Self-respect in front of her son? She'd tossed that ages ago. Kim Hea-e rolled onto her back, farting submissively. Her pleading eyes and cutesy whines were pure puppy begging for love.
I ground my foot into her nose. Pointless, really—she'd love anything I did.
"Woof woof♡ Woof woof♡ Ungh♡"
Yup, loving it. Sniffing my foot stink and going nuts.
"Masturbate while you're at it, Mom."
"Woof woof!"
Her masturbation was weird now too—like a dog digging a hole, scraping her pussy frantically with both hands. IQ dropped to dog levels? Or maybe not, with pussy juice flooding out like that. Foot-stink masturbation? No thanks for me.
"Think about it. This is what I gave permission for the Hypnosis Clinic for."
"Woof♡ Woof woof♡ Hak hak hak♡♡ Hek hek hek♡"
"Not even listening anymore, huh."
I ignored Mom sucking on my toes unprompted and called Park Jisoo. Naturally, it connected before two rings—she knew my calls got answered in one second flat.
"Yes, President. I've taken your call."
"Yeah~ Busy?"
"In a meeting with investors, but it's fine. Who'd complain about me talking to Hoyoung-nim? Actually, taking your call right now boosts my cred—proves I'm directly connected."
"Oh yeah? Business booming?"
"Thanks to you."
"Woof woof! Woof woof! Hak hak♡ Ha ha hak♡ Woof woof! Woof woof♡"
"? President, you have a dog? Didn't know you were into pets."
"Ignore it. It's my mom."
"Ma'am…? Why's she barking?"
"Told you to ignore."
"Got it. Ignoring."
Mom was hugging my waist now, trying to tug my pants down with her teeth—but carefully, using lips to avoid hurting me. Cute.
"Business good? Lend me 100 billion."
"Pardon? 100 billion?"
"What? Don't wanna?"
"N-No, not that! But I don't have 100 billion either."
I could practically hear the gears turning in Jisoo's head over Mom's panting as she finally yanked my pants down and heart-eyed my underwear. Among the women I'd personally brainwashed, Jisoo was the shrewdest at looking out for number one. As long as she didn't cross me, pursuing her own happiness was fine. Plus, she was smart—always paving good paths for me.
"Why not ask Himeko instead? As Japan's Chancellor, she can pull insane budgets. I'm still a startup—big money like 100 billion's tough."
"But she's a politician too, right? Even as Chancellor, where's she getting 100 billion without embezzling?"
"Just embezzle it. It's not our country—who cares? And you think Himeko wouldn't do anything for you?"
"……."
Thinking about what kind of woman Himeko was…
"Yeah. If I asked, she'd probably hand over Japan's entire annual budget."
"Right? She wouldn't give a damn if Japan tanked."
Jisoo was spot-on, a hundred times over. I called Himeko, and her reply came faster than an arrow.
"I shall procure 100 billion won at once, Your Majesty. It's the greatest honor that you rely on Himeko."
"Nah, nah—I'm the grateful one."
"Y-Your Majesty! Such undeserved words… Himeko… Himeko!"
Something splatted out. Nosebleed, probably. This girl always overdid it.
"Himeko… was in a summit with world leaders… but Your Majesty's praise… I couldn't hold back. How shall I repay this grace… R-Right now, 100 billion—no, a trillion… no, the entire national treasury to Your Majesty!"
"No need for that—just the 100 billion."
And was it cool to take a call mid-summit? Picturing her ditching serious talks with presidents for this? Nah.
"It's fine. Your Majesty outranks the world anyway. For you, Himeko could start World War III."
"Sigh… You're the best vassal ever."
"Eek…! Y-Your Majesty, are you trying to excite me to death?! Words like that make me finger my pussy right in front of these heads of state! Aaah♡ Your Majesty♡ I love you♡ I love you♡ I swear eternal loyalty♡ Please give me more orders! The harder and more impossible, the better! If you wish, I'll slaughter every delegate here♡ They're ants compared to you anyway!"
"No need—just wire the 100 billion."
—And so, I secured the 100 billion to buy Isia.