Please Drench My Vulgar Body with Your Thick Cum, Teacher!

I listened to the story. It was the same content I had seen in my dream before, but hearing it from her own mouth made the injustice of it feel far more vivid and raw.

Hazuki had been revered as the Reincarnation of the Great Miko from the moment she was born. In truth, she possessed the power and blessings to match that title and had racked up an impressive list of achievements.

She had risen steadily as a shrine maiden, contributing greatly to the world, yet her life began to twist the moment she came into conflict with the Council of Elders.

As Hazuki grew older, she clashed with the elders more and more frequently. Almost as if in retaliation, the number of dangerous missions forced upon her skyrocketed.

“It’s not bragging, but I had the skill to match back then and I still do now. Every single high-risk mission the elders dumped on me, I completed brilliantly. Each time, they’d come at me with some absurd new task trying to break me, but I used that as an excuse to call Lilith and overcome the ordeals together.”

“So you reached out to the Agape Church—their rivals in the same industry and the elders’ mortal enemies.”

“Yes. I knew that was their reverse scale, but I never expected them to openly try to kill me and Mother…”

About a year ago, she had suddenly been ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠possessed by an evil god and driven out of her family home.

Miyazaki Hazuki had always been especially cautious about possession because of her blessing that allowed her to commune with the divine, yet even she had fallen victim.

Worse, right before she was expelled, they had poisoned her own mother, Honoka Miyazaki, and tried to pin it on the Agape Church.

“It happened inside the main family, a place hundreds of times more sensitive to spiritual matters than anywhere else. They poisoned Mother, framed the Agape Church and the Nasriya family, and wanted me to harbor the same deep grudge they did. Just looking at their words and actions, it’s clear they were displeased that I had joined hands with the Agape Church to sever the old enmities.”

Moreover, their demands had been shamelessly blatant.

“The condition for my return to the main family was that I get pregnant. But the evil god was constantly watching to make sure I never came into contact with any man. In effect, they were threatening me never to set foot in the main house again.”

“If you can’t find a marriage partner because of the evil god, the family will send someone themselves. And if that person is from the elders’ faction, it would be simple to exorcise the evil god. In the end, you’d be forced into marriage with a husband of their choosing.”

“Goddammit.”

Nora-sensei’s explanation made me imagine the worst possible scenario. No, it wasn’t even imagination. It was a trope I’d seen far too often.

“Or maybe one of the elders will personally violate you?”

“~~~~~!!!”

My careless remark made both Hazuki and Nora-sensei flinch as if they’d been struck by the same chill. Even though we screamed in silence, the two of us were almost in perfect sync. Only then did I realize I had made a ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠verbal slip and caught a glimpse of the absolute worst future.

“Sensei is right. Given their lecherous personalities, that’s the most plausible outcome. The Council of Elders has almost no young talent worthy of the name, so it’s bound to be one of those old geezers who steps forward to rape me.”

“Or maybe they’d all ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠take turns?”

“Ugh!?”

“I can already picture you covered head to toe in suspicious talismans, being tormented in every way imaginable.”

“Ah, um, please stop. I really don’t want to imagine it. That could actually happen to me!”

Tears welled in her eyes. I realized too late that I had screwed up.

“Ludo-nim. Your words are a bit…”

“Sorry.”

Maybe it was the brandy I’d added to my coffee, but the alcohol had loosened my tongue and I’d blurted out exactly what I was thinking. Even I wouldn’t want to marry some old grandma, so how much worse must it feel for her?

“Still, isn’t the current head of the family your father, Hazuki-nim? Couldn’t you resolve this through conversation?”

“Father was raised by the elders’ faction. He’s only ever listened to them. Especially since he was fed nothing but hatred about the old war his entire life, he wouldn’t hesitate to use me as a breeding sow.”

It was the worst possible situation. Even her own father was on their side.

“These are old men who’ve lived over a hundred years. They’re not a long-lived race, just humans. Would they even be able to get it up?”

“People who handle spirits like us become almost like youkai once we pass a certain stage. Given the elders’ power, they can easily live another century. Whether they can still produce seed or not, they’ll definitely try.”

“Fuck. Not only do they lust after their own descendant’s body, they refuse to die. These are the worst old bastards imaginable.”

“The worst old bastards… and yet they are also heroes who once shook an entire era…”

I flatly denied Nora-sensei’s words.

“Don’t talk nonsense. They think of themselves as the pillars of the family, but in reality the roof is rotting, pus is dripping from the beams, and the floor has decayed into filth. If you leave them alone any longer, everything left behind will become unusable. How can anyone speak well of people who are left untouched simply because they’re old?”

“You’re cursing them so refreshingly. It’s my own family you’re insulting, so I should be angry, yet I feel happy instead. I really hate that about myself.”

Even though my talk of the elders violating her had been nothing more than wild speculation, Hazuki accepted it as truth. In other words, it wasn’t mere delusion. It was a very real possibility. Just hearing about it made my chest feel tight.

“If you consider why the faction was even founded, our main family is literally a spark that could ignite another war. Those old geezers plan to drag their descendants into it, keep fighting and fucking until they’re satisfied, then finally look for a place to die.”

“Speaking of sparks, could you take a look at this?”

What I handed her was the talisman I had received from Aisha. It was half-burned, but the moment she saw it, she declared it “something from the main temple” and lowered her voice.

“Where did you get this?”

“It was used by the bastards who attacked the Nasriya Trading Company. I thought you might know something about it.”

“At a glance, this isn’t a talisman from our generation. Ours are more refined to match the times. This outdated spirit talisman is from before my father’s generation. It belongs to the elders’ faction.”

“So it all leads back to them after all…”

Now the heartworm we needed to extract was crystal clear.

“I heard the Nasriya family refused to support them during the Great War. They must have held a grudge and this is their revenge.”

It was exactly what I had seen in Hazuki’s dream that day. So it hadn’t been a meaningless dream after all.

“All the bastards who stiffed them on money back then should have died of old age by now. What’s the point of attacking a kid who has nothing to do with it?”

“They’re no longer capable of normal human thought. If they could still tell right from wrong, I wouldn’t be here right now.”

She was right. The three of us let out a simultaneous sigh.

I had heard the full situation, but no matter how I looked at it, this wasn’t something a mere teacher could handle.

“Um, Nora-sensei. If we’re being technical, shouldn’t the principal be the one to step in?”

“I think so too. However, since you’ve taken charge of the faction, Ludo-nim, you must do what you can.”

What the hell could I do? I was an idiot who only knew how to fuck students.

“Something a teacher can do…”

“…Yes?”

While I was quietly beating myself up, I suddenly noticed Hazuki’s eyes sparkling. The ponytail that had been drooping earlier was now wagging happily. Her face was still flushed; she looked incredibly excited.

“What?”

“No, I mean… Ludo-sensei was chosen for that kind of thing, right?”

That kind of thing. A single phrase loaded with meaning. When I couldn’t answer, Nora-sensei chuckled and answered for me.

“Yes. He is someone who can protect students, suppress rampages, and, if he wishes, become a partner for all of you. It’s embarrassing for a woman like me to say this, but he’s incredibly quick with his hands. He’s already made both princesses of the Bellamore royal family his women, you know?”

“Nora-sensei…”

“It’s a compliment~♪”

Still, having a woman praise my sexual prowess felt strangely awkward. Was this what workplace sexual harassment felt like?

“I know that too. I know it very well…”

Blushing, she cutely pressed her thighs together and fidgeted. Since we both understood exactly what that meant, my face reddened as well.

“You two… did something happen while I was gone?”

“No.”

We kept the whole weaponization spanking incident a secret until the end. Even though Nora-sensei clearly found our reaction suspicious, she decided now wasn’t the time to dig into other people’s secrets and drew a line.

“Ludo-nim. For now, how about we start with the problems we can actually solve?”

Leave the big issues to Principal Sekhmet or Vice-Principal Fea and focus on dealing with the evil god first. Her suggestion was completely correct. Everyone in the world has their own role. I couldn’t always be the hero.

“Hazuki. Vice-Principal Fea said you would know about methods to exorcise evil gods?”

“Mm. Fortunately, with Sensei’s help, it looks like we can resolve this easily. That’s the whole reason I arranged this meeting today.”

It was a contradictory statement.

“You’re speaking as if it’s simple after all the suffering you’ve gone through. What was the reason you couldn’t solve it before?”

“Normally, for an evil spirit possession like this, you either perform ‘the act the possessing spirit hates most’ to drive it out, or borrow powerful spiritual energy to exorcise it. In my case, neither method worked.”

She raised her index finger.

“First, Lilith. The current Holy Maiden, my rival, and yet also my close friend, willingly helped me. Unfortunately, the spirit attached to me has a tendency to ‘enjoy anything involving women together.’ So even the special situation of the Holy Maiden personally trying to exorcise it only made the thing happy. The purification had no effect at all.”

“What the hell? Is this thing invincible?”

“Disgustingly enough, watching Lilith sweat and struggle for my sake only made it stronger…”

An image I really didn’t want to picture appeared clearly in my mind. It had seemed like an extreme yuri fanatic, but I never imagined it had gone that far.

…Ugh. How repulsive.

“And the second method.” She raised her middle finger this time.

“An act the spirit hates. Contact with a man, which the evil god despises above all else.”

“Did it work?”

“There are many strong people at the academy, including Vice-Principal Fea, so getting help wasn’t difficult. Thanks to everyone working together to hold me down, I managed to make contact with a man. I even succeeded in driving the evil god out a few times. But the moment its presence faded, it would return like a ghost and begin rampaging again. It burned everything around us, causing chaos, so we had no choice but to abandon that method.”

Another scene I had never witnessed appeared vividly in my head. It was just as unpleasant.

“So you tried every exorcism method you knew, even received help from the Holy Maiden, and still failed completely. In that situation, what can a mere teacher like me possibly do?”

“The exorcism itself is simple. As I explained earlier, it still absolutely hates any trace of a man remaining on my body. If Ludo-sensei leaves plenty of ‘a man’s traces’ all over my flesh, it will purify itself.”

“That wording sounds incredibly dirty.”

Gulp.

“It is dirty.”

I straightened up with a serious expression. So that’s what this was about after all?

“Ludo-nim. It’s written all over your face.”

“It’s not my fault.”

I immediately corrected my posture and thrust out my chest as if to say I was ready for any request. Even I could tell how obvious my intentions were, but Hazuki seemed relieved by ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠my attitude and made her request with dignity.

“As Ludo-sensei expects, the most certain method would be to lose my virginity. However, I still don’t know what kind of person you are, and I have no intention of spreading my legs so easily. Therefore, I will settle for an act that achieves a similar effect.”

An act that achieves a similar effect….

A brief silence fell, accompanied by the sound of swallowing. Then, having steeled her resolve, she spoke again in a polite tone.

I hated how openly delighted I felt at my student’s desperate plea.