Healing Class Catastrophes
"If it's healing magic, I can turn back!!"
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"Water in a cup spills out due to gravity if you flip it—that's just common sense, right?!"
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"Ugh, I get what the power can do, but... honestly, I have zero clue how."
Wiyu Witchcraft had lived 17 years as a powerless nobody, only to suddenly gain abilities—and wield them in a total mess with no sense of limits. Witches could use their powers from the moment they were born, so her case was the abnormal one. No one had even heard of a witch transforming from male to female, let alone Change.
Still, she at least needed to practice her powers, and in this field, even basic mana control could keep water fixed inside an upside-down cup. But she couldn't manage that, spilling water everywhere, and watching the pathetic, feeble display from the witch with the strongest infinite power imaginable was just frustrating.
"Ugh, this is haaard—ahh!! Sorry!"
On top of that, she was so scatterbrained she forgot about Change perched on her chair and squashed him flat under her thick, massive butt.
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Once squished under that soft yet firm butt, Change's pent-up stress melted away, and he smacked his lips in satisfaction. Yeah, you get bored if you only eat sweets. You endure the bitter and salty, waiting patiently as it ages and ripens. Then someday, that peak moment you crave arrives—one beyond your wildest dreams. That was the sole joy and pleasure in his long demonic life, so Change could flash a smile worthy of a top-tier demon today.
"Healing Magic. It should be pretty challenging.>"
"Is it different from treating with divine magic?"
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"Ah."
They had to study treatments suited to each race, so classes focused on one subject all day. And it didn't stop there—depending on the situation, which herbs to use, which potions, which methods. Even weather and environment factored in, including dire conditions, since everyone's abilities and capacities differed.
Mastering personalized or universal healing arts was so vast it wouldn't fit in a full day of class.
"Specialized Healing. To use the technical term, Witch Healing Magic.>"
"How do normal witches heal?"
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"Aah."
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"Is it hard to just imagine the wound vanishing?"
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"Whaaat?"
She was already on edge from botching the last class into total chaos, and this sounded even worse. If she thought make my wound disappear! and used her power, it would erase the one who hurt her. So maybe think heal this wound! instead?
"...Wait, with that method... could I reattach something that's gone?"
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Alchemy, divine magic, regular magic, black magic—all mixed in, making healing magic complex, as the Grand Duke explained. That's why she had to study rigorously; misuse it, and you could create horrific chimeras.
Was he extra worried because of her screw-up yesterday? He hadn't even started class yet and was already fretting.
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"...Is that good?"
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The Grand Duke grumbled that it was just birthing a powerless witch. He was just warning her not to take the easy path.
"I'm super careful, though!! Believe me!"
"Now, do you understand the principles of restoring severed or lost body parts?"
Methods to regenerate missing parts via divine magic, regular magic, or alchemy substitution. Accidents were common at the academy, so the professor explained the principles while noting that staunching the bleed first made restoration easier afterward.
She even recommended cleanly severing more for beginners, since smoother cuts were simpler to heal.
"Smooth cuts make it easy, right?"
One witch, listening intently, decided during break to test healing magic to reclaim her lost manhood.
Unlike other races, witches didn't need tedious procedures. Closing her eyes, focusing hard, recalling the professor's recovery principles, Wiyu Witchcraft activated Healing Magic.
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Change despaired at the futanari risk!! But the witch, set on her goal, wouldn't stop.
"But Grand Duke!! Even that would make it 'male,' right?! Big boobs can just be tumors!"
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"Anyway, whatever!!"
Healing Magic activated properly, with a clear mana drain, so Wiyu excitedly yanked down her pants.
"Sorry, but was it pretty small to begin with?"
Beatus knew it was rude but had to ask or she'd never sleep. No answer came to her impolite question—just Wiyu's utterly despairing face, giving away the answer.
"Beatus."
"Yeah?"
"Lemme see how yours is attached."
"Hah, this is awkward... can't whip out my weapon in class, but oh well."
"Both of you, tone it down?"
Beatus, boldly hiking up her skirt to "unseal" and show off, was stopped by Kali as she prepared to flash everyone.
"Grand Duke!! Why isn't anything happening?!"
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"...Meaning?"
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Healing the vanished part was her hope! But intact?! She'd hoped witch powers could reattach it, but she had no idea how—and couldn't even imagine it. She remembered the shape but only saw it from above, clueless on the full structure...
While fumbling like that, break ended, and the professor returned.
"Break's over, so pair up in twos and practice basic healing on wounds."
They'd prick with needles or lightly slash with knives, then heal. Treating skin wounds was easiest for getting used to it, so they paired by numbers.
Seeing Beatus and Kali team up, I exchanged awkward greetings with my goblin boy partner.
"Name's goblin Norris. Wound healing's a breeze for me?"
He'd neatly healed the wound on my arm during his turn and asked worriedly. With my handkerchief ready, I puffed up proudly.
"Heh, don't underestimate me—I got a lecture from the Grand Duke this morning before class!"
"Ooh!!"
"Let the wound etched in the skin heal rapidly!"
No "disappear," too risky; "heal" was vague, so she focused on accelerating natural regeneration.
The wound on Norris's arm vanished at incredible speed. Unlike feared, it healed cleanly.
I quietly grabbed his arm and took him to the professor.
"Professor, no wound left."
"Looks that way."
"Teacher, this can go back to normal, right?"
The healing succeeded. Except... all of Norris's wounds healed. Cells regenerated at hyper speed, accelerating evolution and transformation.
They'd warned it could make someone a witch, but it stopped short—successfully turning him into a normal shortstack busty female goblin.
"Process matters less than results, I think. Everyone gets familiar through failures, right?"
"Get out of my classroom right now, you monster."
"Damn it."
The doctor's goblin patient surgery succeeded beyond expectations—way too much. The professor examined the now-female Norris, marveling in multiple ways.
"My god, from genetic diseases common to goblins to heart conditions—all cured. Lifespan probably jumped 50 years?"
"Uh, is that good?"
"Goblin genes make brain and organ weaknesses hard to heal, but witches are different."
"Does that mean I live like this forever?! My boobs are as big as my head!"
Norris freaked out; no one would like this horrific, grotesque form. Boobs head-sized, hips and thighs bursting thick, butt absurdly huge. Peak ultra-popular female goblin, she sobbed.
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"If it fails, I'll buy a burger set, so go easy."
"Burger set with zero cola."
Change eyed the goblin Norris dubiously over such a cheap bribe but shrugged—male goblins didn't have the best rep in society anyway. A super-cute schoolgirl goblin life might be easier!
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"Grand Duke, quit yapping. You want pure witch power, not healing magic, to revert her, right?"
"As a professor, imagine your absolute strongest self—that's always best. My first-gen did."
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Mention alone made Change sigh, but he cheered her to unleash fully.
Friends watching, professor believing, Norris trusting her alone.
With advice, Wiyu imagined her strongest known witch—"Mom"—and poured everything in.
"Trans─form─!!"
Yelling with gusto, she restored and reshaped the body via healing magic!!
"How's that, Professor!? I pushed harder!"
"Ooh... A+ for you, my type."
"Yesss!"
As light faded, a voluptuous goblin granny emerged, seeming to have three kids. Overflowing absurd maternal love left even the professor clapping in awe.
Aah—imagined the ideal perfect mom... nope, failed big time.
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"Academy age makes her legal, but you're speeding solo."
Norris, hand to cheek unconsciously amid the professor's woes, as the feral crow flapped wings diving for her chest—Kali grabbed and stopped him.
"Um... this is harder than before..."
"It's fine!! I can do more!! Two pairs...! Let's get two balls...!!"
"Don't talk like a witch...!"
"Where's my lost manhood, goblin?!"
"You'd know better than me!! And not all goblins are lewd sex monsters!!"
"Ah, maybe too small to see?"
"I'll kill you."
Finally snapping, Norris drew her [+18 Reinforced Rusted Dagger] to stab Wiyu.
Wiyu screamed "Help!" fleeing, but no one moved to save her.
Karma fit perfectly? Always insisting she was male, now turning others female.
"Does turning female mean dropping or castrating...?"
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Watching Norris chase with dagger, Wiyu screaming, the professor and Change debated academically.
Long story short, poor friend Norris didn't revert.
But shrinking from oversized adult to petite succeeded, so with free burgers, she learned from Wiyu and used the cola holder handily.
"Hey, this is comfy without hands?"
Sure, some poor soul lost a friend. But maybe a new friendship blooms.
Wiyu Witchcraft wasn't so bad.