Even if I've turned into a woman, I still have to do the interview
Even if I've turned into a woman, I still have to do the interview
As usual, I turned on a survival documentary.
My hobby was watching videos related to survival.
I had already mastered all the programs featuring 'My Brother'.
Desert.
Jungle.
Snowy mountain.
Desert island.
I even watched a video of purifying poop water.
So lately I was looking for other survival programs, and one title caught my eye.
<Survival Man and Woman>
A man and a woman survive together?
I immediately completed the payment and started watching in earnest.
Stretching out on the bed in a big X shape, hugging a fluffy pillow, I watch the wall-mounted TV.
This is the best.
This program is a format where a man and a woman pair up and survive in the wilderness, and if one partner gives up, both are eliminated.
The prize money is a whopping 300 million won.
It must be because it's a foreign program, but the scale is big.
"No, that woman, if she was going to act like that, why did she even participate?"
A villain appeared from the start, making me frown involuntarily.
On the screen, a muscular bald man was chopping wood, covered in sweat.
Building a shelter essential for survival.
But next to him, a blonde woman wearing a half-revealing tank top was...
-It's too hot here....
-Doesn't the exterior look too shabby?
-My arms hurt. I want to go home. I miss my mom. Boohoo.
She kept complaining from the start, and in the end, she even started crying.
"Argh! I want to punch her in the gut! Seriously!"
The man who built a shelter to spend the night even managed to start a fire with great effort.
-The smoke is coming my way... ugh, annoying.
This bullshit.
I couldn't hold it in anymore and shouted.
"Argh! That cancer-causing bitch! Is her pussy a title? Stop whining and do some work, do work!"
My pet Savannah Monitor, startled, lifted its head.
Its yellow, slit-pupiled eyes stared intently at me.
"...Ah, sorry. Baby."
With an embarrassed face, I scratched its head.
It lolls its tongue in a relaxed posture.
Lizards and humans can't communicate, but.
-You're over-immersed in weird stuff again.
It felt like it was saying that.
"...But seriously, it's so frustrating."
The man is building the shelter, making fire, getting water, and even hunting all by himself.
While the big-chested blonde woman whines all day.
I let out a deep sigh.
"That bald hyung is about to collapse from high blood pressure. If it weren't for the broadcast, he'd have immediately turned her into a mess of dead meat? If she was going to act like that, she should just be stir-frying pork at home, why apply and act like that!"
I was serious.
No. If you came to film a survival program, you should survive.
What if you're just filming a misery porn by yourself?
Feeling frustrated, I scratched my head roughly.
In the video, the man speaks in an interview without his partner, expressing his inner thoughts.
-The most important thing in survival is mental strength. It's directly linked to your life. No matter how tough the situation, you must overcome it.
I looked at the bald hyung and nodded vigorously.
"Wow, fucking cool."
My Brother increased by one more.
*
My body turned into a girl.
There were no warning symptoms at all.
My dick never hurt while sleeping.
I've never thought about wanting to become a woman.
"...If I force myself to recall what happened yesterday,"
It ended with me cursing at the villain while watching a survival program.
No way.
Did the goddess punish me for cursing out a woman a little?
"......"
In disbelief, I blankly stared at the mirror.
"...Wow, I want to bite my tongue and die."
I genuinely wanted to die.
The woman in the mirror.
Was stupid~.
Extremely so.
Droopy, gentle eyes and soft-looking white skin.
Small, round face and distinct features.
Her slightly parted lips looked strangely soft, and her messy hair from just waking up somehow stimulated the protective instinct.
Above all.
"Why does she look so dumb?"
The overall vibe was the problem.
Just.
"Ehehe..."
Laughing like that,
A girl who looks like she'd follow a stranger.
Anyone could tell she had the look of a small animal lacking social skills.
I touched my cheeks, the only part with some flesh.
Soft.
"Oh. It feels like a rice cake."
The skin was extremely smooth. After playing with my cheeks for a while, my gaze naturally went downward.
Under the loose short-sleeve shirt.
"......"
I carefully poked my chest with my finger.
A heavy sensation that wasn't there before was flaunting its presence,
It wasn't there.
"...Wow, fuck. The cliff is so steep that a cliffhanger is possible."
At that moment, as I was examining my body in wonder,
Swoosh.
Baby, who had naturally escaped her cage, looked at me and tilted her head.
She's a smart one.
Because she often opened the cage door by slipping her tail through the gap.
Her yellow, slit-pupiled eyes stared intently at me.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
-Who are you?
It was an expression that seemed to say that.
"It's me."
Baby stared at me blankly for a while, then as if giving up, she crept closer and rubbed her face against my foot.
"Even though my body changed, you recognize your owner. My cute little one. You're precious. Ujjujju."
I placed Baby on my stomach and stared blankly at the ceiling.
Does this make sense?
A man became a woman overnight.
And.
As a very stupid~ girl.
"...Wait."
I sprang up.
It was today.
Mystery Rich Desert Island Content Interview.
"Ah."
I sat on the bed, blinking my eyes only.
Mystery Rich.
The number one Nutuber in South Korea.
And the only Nutuber I subscribed to.
The reason the streamer's name is Mystery Rich was simple.
Because he spends a fucking lot of money.
He casually launches multi-billion won content,
Rents out an entire cruise ship,
Blows up supercars,
Gifts houses to the homeless,
A human who actually realizes things people only imagine in their heads.
Especially this project was insane.
《14-Day Desert Island Survival Project》
Content that drops twenty streamers on a desert island and makes them survive for 14 days.
Winner's prize: 200 million won.
Plus, donations from viewers to streamers are fully settled if they don't use a special system.
For someone who loves survival, it was the dream itself.
The problem was.
The participation condition was limited to streamers.
So I started broadcasting.
"...Of course, to be honest, I didn't expect them to actually call me for an interview."
Because I wrote the application with a 'whatever happens, happens' attitude.
"I thought Hakko would just be automatically eliminated."
I muttered while scratching my itchy head, but my mind was full of questions.
It's the number one Nutuber project in South Korea.
Even streamers with hundreds of thousands of subscribers and thousands of average viewers would have lined up to apply.
Why pick a Hakko who just started broadcasting?
"-Ah~ Yes~ I'll contact you~"
It's normal to just shove it in a corner of the mailbox.
But the interview email actually came.
And extremely politely.
"...Isn't this a fake?"
I suddenly got anxious.
If I go and there are human traffickers,
I looked down at my own body.
Soft thighs.
Slender wrists.
Arms that look completely powerless.
A somewhat dazed face.
"...With this body, I wouldn't be able to resist."
Isn't this a real big deal?
The world is scary these days.
Plus, Chinese visas have been relaxed.
With a serious face, I plopped down on the bed.
At that moment.
Baby licked the back of my hand.
"......"
A cold and damp sensation.
I stared at her with a blank face.
Her yellow eyes were staring straight at me.
"...Baby."
You, no way.
Are you telling me to be brave?
I briefly made eye contact with her, sharing a connection.
-Cheer up!
"Okay."
And I sprang up.
"If they're human traffickers,"
I muttered with a serious face.
"I can just kick their dicks."
I immediately headed to the closet.
@
Mystery Rich's headquarters was a massive building located in the heart of Gangnam.
"...Wow."
Maybe because I got shorter, the already big building looks even bigger.
I jerked my head up.
The outer wall sparkling with glass.
Foreign cars lined up in front of the entrance.
The size of the building alone was overwhelming.
"How much money does he even make...?"
Honestly, I couldn't even imagine.
Blowing up supercars,
Renting cruise ships,
I thought he wasn't ordinary since he's a guy who launches desert island content,
But seeing it in person, it's even crazier.
The saying 'a walking conglomerate' isn't just for nothing.
Feeling completely intimidated by the overwhelming grandeur, I entered the flashy building.
"Eh? Little kid."
An employee in the lobby spotted me and approached.
A woman neatly dressed in a suit.
"Yes?"
"You can't just come in here carelessly."
"...?"
Like an owl that missed its prey, I just blinked my eyes.
Isn't that too much for a guest who was invited?
And I'm not a little kid.
20 years old. I'm a proper adult.
The employee glanced around with an troubled expression.
"You're a Mystery Rich fan, right?"
"I'm not a fan, but I am a subscriber..."
"No, it's okay. I understand."
The employee smiled as if used to this.
"There are many kids who come by like this sometimes."
"......"
I'm unfairly treated.
I really came for an interview.
"I-I came because I was invited."
The employee quickly glanced over my outfit.
The saggy hoodie came down to my knees,
The sleeves covered half of my hands.
Plus, my Crocs didn't even fit my feet and were dragging.
Every time I walked, there was a clattering sound.
Honestly, even I would find it suspicious.
Because anyone could see I had the look of a poor kid who lost her mom.
The employee eventually sighed.
"Little kid."
"I'm not a little kid..., I'm an adult."
After a moment of silence, the employee stared at my face and then gave an awkward smile.
"Lying is bad."
"...It's true."
I'm so wronged I'm about to go crazy.
Should I show my ID or something?
There's not much time left until the interview.
"I-I came for the interview!"
Hearing my urgent words, the employee bent down to match my eye level.
The smell of perfume hits me.
"There's a saying, 'A needle thief becomes a cow thief.' If you keep telling small lies, you'll end up telling big lies without a care."
"......"
I just pouted my lips for no reason.
It felt like no matter what I said, she wouldn't believe me.
"...Should I show you my ID?"
"These days, IDs are made well too."
"No, it's really true."
The employee still seemed not to believe me.
She was even looking at me with slight pity.
"Do you want to see Mystery Rich that badly?"
This woman.
She must have firmly misunderstood me as a nuisance brat who infiltrated the building because I wanted to see Mystery Rich.
"...Interview."
"Uh-huh."
"Really."
"Okay~"
"Ha."
I sighed and took out a smartphone larger than my palm from my hoodie pocket.
And I shoved the interview email at her.
At first, the employee smiled casually and looked at the phone screen, but then her expression hardened.
"...Eh?"
Her fingers slowly zoomed in on the screen.
As if she couldn't believe it.
《14-Day Desert Island Survival Project Participation Interview Notice》
Participant Name.
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"...She really was an interviewee...?"