A Truly Meaningful Vacation
I let out a low groan.
Chup, chup—
Slurp, slurp—
The moment I opened my eyes, a sharp tingling shot through my lower body.
When I came to my senses, I saw Daegyo and Sogyo, both half-naked, giving me a morning blowjob.
“Chu♥”
“Are you awake, husband?”
Both of them looked absolutely stunning in their state of undress.
Sogyo was wearing the string panties I had given her, thrusting her hips back toward me. Only a single thin string ran between her plump thighs, barely covering anything. A few stray hairs peeked out from the sides, and when I grabbed them, she flinched and shivered, her buttocks trembling.
“Seolran really does have such a beautiful ass.”
“Thank you~”
At that, Daegyo pulled her mouth off me with a wet pop, licked her lips, and crawled closer.
She was wearing the dolphin shorts I had prepared for her. The crotch had been torn open last night to make a convenient hole. Beneath them, she wore the hemp victory underwear—the very same pair that had caused such a fight with Sogyo before we left Hudu. She was clearly trying to seduce me with it.
Sogyo climbed on top of me first. Daegyo then pulled off her top, smothering my face with her swaying, heavy breasts.
And just like that, another round of intense morning sex began.
“Haaaa…”
After leaving Yigyo’s room, my entire body was drenched in sweat and love juices, reeking of perfume and leaving me dizzy.
“I need a bath. And something to eat.”
We had thrown a massive barbecue party yesterday, devouring meat and alcohol like there was no tomorrow, yet here I was in this state.
On top of that, Yuan Jing had brought out the sea turtle steeped liquor from Shuchun, while the Lu sisters had brought chrysanthemum wine as their “guaranteed victory strategy.” They had also thrown in every medicinal herb imaginable, pouring it all down whenever my stamina showed any sign of flagging.
One round was never enough. We went twice, three times, and even then it wasn’t enough—many times they had to finish me off with their mouths or hands.
Just yesterday, Yigyo had been so overcome with lust that she kept sucking and licking until I came all over her face, yet she still wouldn’t stop. And this morning had been just as intense.
When I finally stepped outside, a cool morning breeze greeted me. Someone was already soaking in the hot spring.
Humming a little tune, she swept back her long hair and squeezed the water from it. It was Cai Yan.
She had woken earlier than the rest and was enjoying a leisurely soak all by herself.
“Up we go.”
“Ah, husband? You’re awake.”
I stepped into the steaming hot spring and immediately pulled Cai Yan into my arms.
“You smell wonderful.”
“I borrowed it from Lady Yuan. She really does have excellent bath products.”
A faint, elegant fragrance rose from her body. It was the perfect scent to enjoy while embracing her in the hot spring.
“I’m sorry about yesterday. I left you out.”
“We’re not only staying here for a single day, are we? There’s no deadline. We can stay as long as we wish.”
Hearing those words, I immediately reached out and began kneading her soaked, swaying breasts.
No matter how hard I squeezed, her breasts maintained their incredible elasticity. She was a fantasy of a woman whose body always felt fresh and new no matter how many times I held her.
“Even now.”
I pulled her close and kissed her. Our tongues immediately intertwined, and we began making passionate love right there in the hot spring.
After a long while of kissing and sucking beneath the water, I noticed a small cave in front of us.
It looked like an artificial grotto someone had carved specifically to enhance the ambiance of the hot spring. Warm steam rose from within.
It seemed like the perfect spot.
So I immediately led Cai Yan inside.
“Hah! Uht! Mmph!”
Cai Yan immediately understood. She braced her hands against the wall and bent over, presenting an absolutely breathtaking view from behind.
When I spread her buttocks wide, the hot spring water trickled down in clear droplets, flowing along her slit.
I buried my face between them and took a deep breath. She flinched adorably, clearly embarrassed.
I pressed my nose against her and began licking from behind. Her tightly closed labia gradually loosened, and her insides began to twitch.
After all the intense use she had endured, she now took me easily, yet her inner grip remained the best of any of my wives. She truly was my rightful primary wife.
I licked and sucked at her for a long time, teasing her relentlessly. When I finally slid a finger inside, thick, sticky love juices flowed out.
That was enough foreplay. Time to get wild in this open-air cave!
Pah! Pah! Pah!
Every time my hips slammed into her plump ass, obscene sounds echoed throughout the cave.
Cai Yan desperately covered her mouth to stifle her moans, but even then she kept rolling her hips, gently accepting everything I gave her.
A woman with both a peerless face and a heart as kind as a goddess—yet she matched me so perfectly in bed. In that moment, I felt truly happy.
Moreover, whenever I wanted to try something new at night, she always accepted it without complaint. At some point, she had become a true nocturnal temptress who would do anything I desired.
The wet, squelching sounds continued for a long while. In the end, I pulled my primary wife tightly into my arms and poured every last drop deep into her womb.
“Ughhh!”
Tears welled in her eyes as her pupils momentarily rolled upward. Then Cai Yan’s head drooped weakly.
I gently patted her back as she panted, but the moment I did, a chill hit me.
“Brr.”
We had been soaking in the hot spring, then moved to this cave for outdoor sex. Of course it would feel cold once we finished.
I quickly pulled her back into my arms and returned to the hot spring to warm our bodies again.
We did it two more times before breakfast. By the time Cai Yan staggered off to prepare the morning meal, her face was completely spent and her steps looked dangerously unsteady.
“You must have gone really hard this morning.”
“It’s my first time seeing Sister Chae with that completely fucked-out expression.”
By then, Lu Ming and Yuan Jing had woken up. They looked at me, nodded in understanding, and began preparing themselves as well.
I wondered if it was appropriate to use the word “adversity” from the Adversity Pavilion in a situation like this.
“I’ve truly become a beast living in absolute luxury.”
We caught a massively fattened Changjiang mountain eel right there, sliced it up, sprinkled it with salt, and grilled it on the spot.
Daegyo and Sogyo made eel rice bowls the way I had shown them back in Lujiang—placing a soft onsen egg and a piece of grilled eel over rice before drizzling it with seafood sauce.
I chewed on the freshly grilled eel, replenishing my strength as much as possible.
But it wasn’t just eel.
“It smells delicious…”
“The medicinal chicken is ready. Everyone, come eat.”
It was a nourishing stew made by boiling a young chicken and dried abalone with a mountain of medicinal herbs, then reducing the broth.
Cai Yan tasted it first, then ladled some broth and fed it to me directly. I inhaled it like a madman.
After a very satisfying breakfast and brushing my teeth, Lu Ming immediately pounced on me.
“Same as yesterday. No, even more than yesterday.”
“So five times is the baseline now, huh?”
Pah— Pah!
“Haa… haa…”
She was completely spent. She refused to show me her flushed face, only trembling violently.
Lying face-down, her bright red ass was raised, her pussy lips spread open as thick semen poured out in a steady stream, soaking the bed. She couldn’t even move a single finger.
“They say musk has been used since ancient times to revive even the dead.”
“This isn’t just musk. What’s with this weird-smelling scarf?”
“Husband, this is a white fox fur. They say if you wear it, every man within sight will come running to you.”
So I wrapped Yuan Jing in that white fox fur and went absolutely wild with her.
“Uht, ugh! Ahhng!”
“Ah… one more time?”
“It hurts… it’s completely swollen and bright red down there.”
After being fucked so hard that her pussy had swollen bright red, Yuan Jing showed it to me directly while panting that she wanted to rest.
I covered her with a blanket and left.
“There are so many grapes from the Western Regions? We can even make them into skewers.”
“Ah, husband. What are you going to do with that…”
“Shh. Just stay still.”
During our drinking session, I made grape skewers and had Daegyo and Sogyo spread their legs.
I spread open Daegyo’s straight, glistening slit beneath her wet pubic hair and inserted one. Then I did the same to Sogyo, whose slightly protruding inner lips made for a perfect target.
“Nyaaht!?”
“Haaung!”
I teased their clits, pushed the grapes in and out of their pussies, then ate them after they were thoroughly coated in honey-like nectar.
Both Daegyo and Sogyo reached the absolute peak of shame. This “love juice tanghulu” didn’t have any special flavor, but the sense of conquest it gave me was unparalleled.
Especially Daegyo—every time she showed me her “victory underwear” in front of me, the last thread of my reason snapped.
After that, as time passed, we truly did everything imaginable.
In the largest room originally meant for temporary imperial audiences, we gathered everyone and held something close to an orgy before falling asleep together in a pile.
After bathing in the morning, I had all five of them line up on their stomachs so I could knead their asses before taking them in order.
I made them spread their legs in an M-shape to compare the shapes of their pussies, then took turns with them again to memorize the different sensations.
We did every perverted, obscene thing one could imagine. We ate and drank endlessly. I got nosebleeds once every two days. Once, after going particularly hard, I felt dizzy, lay down for a moment, and passed out completely. Cai Yan ended up nursing me back to health.
“Husband, are you feeling alright lately?”
“Hmm?”
“It’s already been fifteen days since we arrived here, yet your complexion…”
After another intense session, as I was resting, Cai Yan approached with a genuinely worried expression and held up a bronze mirror to show me my reflection.
“Hmm. My cheekbones are more pronounced and my jawline is sharper. It seems I’ve lost some fat.”
“It’s not just ‘some.’ Husband, you look quite haggard lately. I’m truly worried.”
This was the concern of a wife I had just fucked twice.
“Tomorrow, we should prepare twice as much meat and eel. Oh, and plenty of fruit too!”
Of course, even while enjoying all these mountain-and-sea delicacies, the cycle of immediate depletion continued day after day.
Even after Cai Yan’s warning, we indulged even more. This pleasure simply could not be stopped.
And so we continued to savor this endless, boundless vacation.
I had no idea how many days I had stayed here. It felt like I would live an infinite life of pure pleasure within these hot springs.
That was when a letter arrived.
“Husband, this is the letter the Wei Trading Company asked us to deliver.”
“It’s sealed with wax. It must be something very important. Are they calling me back?”
I had been wondering when they would summon me. It seemed the time had finally come.
But the contents were not what I expected.
This was quite the headache.
“Husband, what does it say?”
“Darling, what is it? Are we returning to Hudu?”
“Ah, so our vacation is over?”
“It seems we must leave now. I will never forget this vacation at Mount Lushan’s hot springs.”
“A vacation so wild I don’t even remember how it passed…”
There was no order to return.
Instead, Cao Cao had written that Hudu was still in a state of chaos.
However, there was one single piece of information.
“It’s only about ten li from here to Chang’an, right?”
“Roughly that distance, yes.”
Both Cai Yan and Lu Ming had once lived in Chang’an.
“The Xiongnu are apparently marching on Chang’an right now. General Zhong Yao of Yong Province is preparing to stop them, but it doesn’t seem to be going well.”
“H-how could it be the Xiongnu!”
“You’re saying those bastards are invading?”
At the mention of the Xiongnu, both Yuan Jing and Yigyo turned pale with fright and clung tightly to me.
“After the death of the former Chanyu Yufu Luo, his younger brother Huchuquan succeeded him as Chanyu. Meanwhile, Yufu Luo’s son, the Left Wise King Liu Bao, has raised an army. Uncle and nephew really are quite the pair.”
At the name Left Wise King Liu Bao, I glanced briefly at Cai Yan.
Even at the mention of a Xiongnu invasion, she remained calm. She quietly stood up and handed me the military uniform I had worn when I first arrived.
“I prepared it in advance, not knowing when you might need it.”
“My wife, I no longer hold any official military post.”
“Yet Father-in-law only told you not to return to Hudu, and still sent you information about the situation in Chang’an. Specifically to you, while you are on vacation.”
“Huu… that is true.”
The forces of Chanyu Huchuquan and Left Wise King Liu Bao.
It was true that the Xiongnu of this era were not as powerful as the legendary Modu Chanyu who had once humiliated Emperor Gaozu of Han, but they had always been a constant threat from the north.
Moreover, the Xiongnu, along with the Wuhuan, had long been allies of Yuan Shao and maintained close ties with him.
“Vacation’s over! We’re heading to Chang’an.”
I had expected at least three months, but the vacation had ended after only about three weeks.
Still, we had shared an incredible amount of love and intense sex during that time. This much was more than enough.
“I guess I don’t need to carve any more of these.”
What Lu Ming pointed at was the wooden pillar covered in the character 正 (correct). Every time we had sex, I had carved one with a knife. The entire pillar was now filled with 正 characters. Today’s had not yet been added.
“Right. Time to go!”
I put on the military uniform Cai Yan had given me. My five wives attended to me until the very end, helping me prepare as I headed back to the battlefield.
It was time to return to active duty!