It's Mine! The Station is Occupied by the Middle-School Girl VTuber!

First things first: the opening matters!

I wanted my first stream to be funny and a complete success, no matter what it took.

But there was a problem.

Unlike clan wars or the Coliseum, “internet streaming” wasn’t something that would just go well because I rolled up my sleeves and tried a little harder!

“If I use the paid shills Chief of Staff Lee Eunbyul showed me before, I could casually spread the word in the communities that I’m streaming, but I hate that.”

People have a weirdly sharp nose for this kind of thing.

It was obviously not a choice I wanted, since the rumor would spread that I’d hired plants from the very first broadcast to drag in viewers.

And, most importantly, if I did that, I couldn’t exactly say, “I succeeded with my first stream!” could I?

So I decided to make a little use of the “psychology” of the internet world.

Honestly, if I posted on the Galaxy Express gallery that I was doing my first stream, the post would be deleted in under a minute, so this method was the best one.

It would never get deleted!

There’d be no reason to piss anyone off!

And nobody could accuse me of cheating to inflate my viewer count!

The perfect free advertisement, aimed precisely at the people who would actually watch my stream, was hiding in a place that turned out to be simpler than I’d expected.

◆Renako's Princess Palace Expedition Team◆

“Anyone know the user Bbi-bbi who posted the lewd art that made it to the hot posts???”

“Need the artist, urgently!!!”

◆Free Princess Lilith◆

“Pipipi~ Bbi-bbi doesn’t know anything~”

◆Labellehar◆

“Hawawa! This high school girl has an important message for the middle school girls!”

“Everyone listen carefully!”

To get that free happiness, I planned to borrow a little of the power of the clan members who had stayed with me until the very last moment.

◆Renako's Effect◆

“Clan leader, just how long are you going to keep up that bit?”

◆Modreda’s Massive Chest◆

“What?? Don’t tell me this is the Sabaody Archipelago ending???”

◆Labellehar◆

“Hawawa! This high school girl wants to invade the Galaxy Station!”

“I’ll buy all the invasion tickets myself!”

“The middle school girls only need to bring their bodies!”

◆Pioneer◆

“???”

◆MeilingAbortionPunch◆

“What the—”

◆Labellehar◆

“It’ll happen at eight, after dinner!”

“Middle school girls, make sure you remember!”

◆Shuri◆

“By the way, have you decided who you’re attacking?”

“It’d probably be better to know the locations of the defense structures in advance.”

◆SeerecchiMalliangchi◆

“It’d be more fun to invade some weaklings.”

◆Labellehar◆

“Hawawa! Today, this high school girl will invade Lilith’s Children and Eunbless!”

A person who’s been stuck with a straw before knows how to suck the best.

* * *

“Hi! Hi! Great to see you! Nutube Pazik friends, I’m Mallang-i!”

- Heya! Heya!

- Such forced hype, lol

- He’s already making it clip-worthy

Mallang-i, the clan leader and streamer of Eunbless, was once again playing Galaxy Express today.

“Today, we’re going to thoroughly dig into the content Galaxy Express added in 1.1: the Galaxy Station!!”

On Mallang-i’s game screen was Seere, wearing a black bunny girl skin.

He wasn’t number one in clan wars, but he’d still cracked the top hundred, and he was wearing the skin to show it off.

“First! This field where our bunny girl Seere is standing right now is the Galaxy Station!”

After clapping once, Mallang-i controlled Seere and showed the scenery around her.

As one of the Galaxy Express developers’ most ambitious additions, the Galaxy Station boasted pretty decent visuals.

- Oh wow, Mallang’s got it painted black lol

- I almost blew a gasket watching him build the defense structures yesterday

- But damn, this was expensive lol

- The guide post that made it to the hot posts was hilarious too

“You can see how insane the graphics are, right? Depending on where you built the space station, the scenery you see from outside changes too.”

To pad out the segment, Mallang-i deliberately showed a planet belching green gas and some ice planet for a moment.

“All right, then. Let me quickly and easily explain why you should build a space station, and what this content actually is!”

“The Galaxy Station is content for earning Galaxy Coins! That’s all you need to think of it as!”

Mallang-i pointed at the Galaxy Station UI with his mouse and said as much.

Then he moved Seere, still in her bunny girl skin, over to an Android NPC in a glittering neon skirt and opened the shop window.

“Now, we need to know what Galaxy Coins are used for, right? See this? You can exchange stones for gacha tickets.”

- So 100 stones gets you 1,000 Galaxy Coins lol

- I heard you need to max the Galaxy Station to stage 10 if you want to farm everything from this

- And limited gacha tickets are 5 coins each ㅡㅡ

- Wait, is this actually supposed to be generous???

“You can also get skill-up materials and breakthrough materials! And if you look here, there are even limited characters you can only buy with Galaxy Coins!”

- Wooooow lol

- How long would it even take to save 20k?

- Boo, Mallang!!! You can’t buy that one!!!

- Holy shit, 20,000;;;

“Hold on! Do you think I’m ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠seriously telling you to strip this shop clean with Galaxy Coins that only earn 2,300 a week?”

Mallang-i exited the shop window and pointed at the UI again with his mouse.

“You and I both! If you go into the Galaxy Station your clan is running right now, it’ll say you can only get 2,300 Galaxy Coins a week like this. But there’s a way to increase that!”

Mallang-i quickly clicked the Station Management UI.

The camera angle on the screen, which had been focused on bunny girl Seere, changed.

Now it was looking down at the entire space station from above, and square grid-like tiles rose into view like a chessboard.

1/4 modules insertable

“You know the Galaxy Station is clan content, right? After the 1.1 update, when you run dungeons or clear the weekly boss, everyone knows these weird items drop.”

- So ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠that’s what those were for

- Waaah! Newbies don’t have a clan

- Wow lol, they really made this brutal

“What do you use the materials you get for? You use them to insert new modules into the space station, or upgrade modules that are already inserted. So what do you need to do?”

Mallang-i went back into the clan UI.

“After you happily burn through all your Trailblaze Power, just click the material delivery button you see here, and you’re done. The rest will be handled by a clan leader like me.”

- LMAO

- So that’s what the clan warehouse was talking about

- Waaah! Clan leader! Do everything for us!

“Still, you should know how the materials you deliver are used, right?”

Mallang-i clicked the mouse a few times to insert a new module.

- Wow, lol. That’s a disgustingly huge amount of materials

- No-name clans could never max out the modules

- Holy crap, that’s a ton

- Isn’t this something only the number-one clan can breeze through?

“After you gather the materials like this and hit the insert button, it gets built once enough time passes!”

“Of course you have to wait ten minutes in real time. Though, well, there is an item that can shorten construction time...”

- Wow lol, another money sink

- Boo, it eats way too much money

- But like, can’t you just take your time?

- Classic content: you end up drowning in resources ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠later and it all turns into homework

“Still! We can’t just show you a system like this and make it boring, can we? Galaxy Express went to a lot of trouble preparing this content!”

Mallang-i believed the heart of today’s stream was planet invasion.

With his clan members, he planned to clear the “tower-climbing content,” which reset every week, all in one day and then complain, “Jeez, this game has nothing to do.”

Ordinary players couldn’t finish planet invasion in a single day, so he intended to use it to show off how strong he was.

- Whoa, they’re getting attacked lol

- They’re giving us a whole hour of prep time

- LMAOOOO

- Wait, didn’t this just come out today? What insane clan is attacking them?

“Uh... nice! This is great! Everyone! Our Eunbless is once again at the top of clan wars—”

“Huh?”

- ???

- What the hell? Why did it skip 55 minutes?

- Wait, did they just whale the whole thing?

- Holy shit, they’re insane lololol

“Uh... what’s happening here is, um. You saw the construction ticket earlier, right? There’s a similar item called a speed-up ticket, but you can only buy that with real money, you know?”

Mallang-i had just been invaded by an opponent he had no idea about, armed with a ticket costing 1,600 stones apiece.

In cash terms, he’d just been hit with an invasion funded by 25,000 won—twice in a row.

As Kwon Seah had predicted, the viewers couldn’t resist donating and started providing free publicity.

There were always people who couldn’t “hold back” and donated, enough that others mocked and hated them for it as a kind of “cuckoo posting.”

- If it’s Labellehar, isn’t that the #1 from last time?

- Wow lol, I thought they had a ridiculous amount of money, but they’re just paying cash for all the tickets too?

- Mallang!! At this point, just let them win!

- This station belongs to the middle school girl! This station belongs to the middle school girl! This station belongs to the middle school girl!

- Big one coming? Is the big one coming?

- Mallang-i getting absolutely taken down on day one~~~~

“Wow... this...”

Anyone could see Mallang-i was about to become the sacrificial lamb of a first broadcast, and though he was dumbfounded, he still burst out laughing at the fact that this was perfect Nutube material.

“I’ll try to stop Labellehar-nim’s attack! Since this is content that just came out today, I actually might have a shot at fully defending it!”