Chapter 22
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Translator: Silver Dragon
Chapter: 22
Chapter Title: Black Sheep -1
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The moment I connected with Yu-na, a system window I'd never seen before popped up.
You Who Have Children! You Are a True Patriot!
📍 Trigger Condition: Creampie.
📍 Target Limit (First Experience This Round): Song Yu-na
🎁 Reward: Condition Relaxation (1 child: Runner-up / 4 children: Semifinals / 8 children: Quarterfinals / 16 children: Round of 16)
⚠️ Note: No count if children renounce Republic of Korea nationality.
Only then did I understand why the system had fixed the World Cup win for South Korea and banned naturalization.
"So the game system was Made in Korea, huh. Damn."
The next day, I ate the meal prepared by Grandmother and Yu-na while sketching out future plans.
"Yu-na, if we're having kids, I want at least four."
To be precise, it wasn't that I wanted—it was that I had to.
"...Four of them?"
In my heart, I wanted eight, but that seemed too tough even for me, so I compromised at four.
Still, semifinals were worth fighting for.
"Yeah. At least four, no question."
After agonizing over it, Yu-na nodded with a resolute expression, stroking her belly.
"Got it! I'll do my best!"
Whoa. That gesture was turning me on.
Bro, I'm back from suspension and returning to matches.
??? Weren't you resting at least a month?
To earn milk money for four kids, gotta hustle starting now.
What the hell does that mean?
Talked kids plan with Yu-na. We're having four.
...Bro. I'm saying this cuz I care about you. Listen seriously.
Don't have kids.
Kids look cute from afar, right?
You wanna get married, have kids, live all lovey-dovey?
Don't. It's fun just watching.
Once you're raising them? Hell.
And four? No way.
Just marry someone like my wifey. Less hell that way.
Ah lol I misspoke. Same hell? Lol
[Invited DarkLioness to the room.]
(Screenshot photo)
sis, bro did this.
Young master ^^ Thanks. Can you step out for a bit?
Yessir!
[SoccerGod left the room.]
Heading home right now. Execute.
Execute!!!!
La Liga Round 21: FC Real Madrid vs FC Getafe match result.
FC Real Madrid 1: 0 FC Getafe
Goal: Iker Bravo (90+1)
After Round 21 ended, I approached the players and coaching staff in recovery training.
"Hola, buenas tardes!"
Luka Savić and Luis García spotted me and greeted with bright faces.
"Hola, Jesus! What's up? Weren't you thrilled about vacation?"
"Eh. Watching you guys play was so frustrating, I think I need to suit up from the next match."
Touched by my words, Luis García teared up.
"Oh. Damn. My beloved señorita!"
"You're booked for a water rocket next match."
"Oh, Jesus, no need to hold back! I already know your heart!"
The Los Blancos burst into laughter at Luis García's theatrics.
"No, seriously. So what did that bastard say to me..."
As we traded silly jokes, Sergio Pepe, a Madridista to the bone after chatting with the manager, approached yelling.
"Vamos!! Our saint is back!"
Luis García joined in passionately at Pepe's shout.
"Vamos!! My assist supplier is back!"
Goalkeeper Ter Stegen eyed them cynically.
"What are these crazy bastards?"
"I agree with you."
"..."
Your eyes are seriously dull.
"Crazy bastards."
Ter Stegen shook his head and left. Curious, I turned to Luka.
"Did I say that out loud?"
"Si, it was kingly and cool."
"Huh? Uh. Thanks."
Luka. You're not normal either.
[Jesus expresses intent to return to club. 'Looks like the club needs me.']
[Madridista shouts 'Santo Jesús!' at Jesus's interview.]
[Player Jesus Joo returns to Madrid training: 'I'll do my best for Madrid's victories.']
Why's this dude suddenly finding his roots?
Jesus bro is boring. Bro go back to Barca. That'd be peak fun.
Fr, returning to Barca would make him legend lol
Bareba lololol Jesus following Hummels as Barca's Bareba lolol
But he can't return.
Fr;; The moment he goes, he'll never enter Spain again.
Why? Real fans that scary?
Jesus bro's popularity in Madrid is insane rn. Transfer in that state? Might get assassinated.
Why everyone call player Jesus Joo "bro"?
Damn if he's richer and better at soccer than me, he's bro!!
I never had a little bro like you?
Lol fake account again lol
Lol damn Jesus bro. Donate 50k for chicken!
Account
xxxxxx-xxxxxx Coop*
?!?! Fuck! Love you bro!!!!
?? Fr real?? Fuck bro gimme too!!
Too late bitch go away
...But bro isn't it Madrid training time now?
Bro??
Ah this fucker ditched training again lol
Copa del Rey Round of 16 Second Leg.
82nd minute Real Madrid 4:0 Girona CF
Goals: Jesus Joo (47', 49'), Iker Bravo (51'), Bruno Iglesias (55')
Incredible! Player Jesus Joo! Coming on as sub for Pedro Rodríguez right at halftime start, Real Madrid's attack is on another level!
One or two defenders? He blasts through. Three on him? Pinpoint pass to empty space. How do you stop that? Like prime Messi.
And right as I say that—Luis García threads to Jesus Joo! 1v1 with Girona's keeper! Jesus casually chips the keeper and shoots!!!!
Oh!!! The shot skies!!!
Sterling! Get out of Jesus's body right now!
Fuck. Isn't Jesus washed?
Dude just missed a shot and you call him washed? Crazy bastard.
Y'all why DickJesus?
DickJuice, DickJesus both suck. So Spanish pronunciation Hesu + s = DickJesus.
Oh thanks;;
Why's Luis García glaring at Jesus?
Served it on a platter and he skies it like that. Of course he's pissed.
After butchering a golden 1v1 with a ridiculous shot...
Luis García started glaring at me.
"Um. Jesus, I won't take this personally."
Luka approached cautiously, as if I'd intentionally launched a water rocket.
I told Luka the truth.
"I slipped on my plant foot. Not intentional at all."
"Um. Yeah. Sure. Everything you say is true, Jesus."
He clearly didn't buy it. Resigned, I started properly water-rocketing every pass from Luis García.
[Player Jesus Joo launches his 5th water rocket skyward. Trouble with Luis García? He's specifically skyed every pass from him.]
[Yes. First seemed like a mistake, but now it's deliberate.]
[Luis García's got grit. I'd stop passing after that embarrassment.]
[Haha. Like a pride battle between two geniuses.]
[Jesus fires the 6th! Ref blows whistle, match ends. Copa del Rey Round of 16 Leg 2, Real Madrid vs Girona CF: Real wins 4-0 at Santiago Bernabéu.]
"Jesus! We love you even if you shoot water rockets!"
"Because you've already scored!"
"Ooh—! Our Santo!"
[Home fans sing Jesus Joo's chant. Republic of Korea's Jesus Joo, basking in Madridistas' love!]
[Girona CF manager displeased with Jesus's actions. 'It was disrespectful to us.']
[Jesus conveys apology to Girona CF. 'No intent to provoke. If offended, I apologize.']
[Girona fans on Jesus's apology: Alien theory! 'Alien possessed Jesus! He wouldn't apologize!']
[Luis García reveals incident. 'Jesus is a real madman. Never imagined he'd follow through on water-rocketing a sitter.']
[Jesus on García: 'Felt wronged by misunderstanding the mistake. Acted to avoid that.']
On my way out after recovery training, Manager Valverde approached for a word.
"Oh, Jesus. Got time now?"
Good relations with the manager mean smooth high wages. I nodded readily.
"Si. What's up?"
"Trying to sign a player. Need your help."
Should I say he has Real Madrid DNA?
I followed to his office. Opening the door, Real Madrid players stood with a cake.
"Happy birthday, Jesus!"
Oh. It's my birthday today.
"Uh. Gracias."
I thanked them.
"Amigo! Show more joy!"
Sergio Pepe raised hands in protest at my bland reaction.
"Dude, you prepared so obviously today. You think I didn't notice?"
Honestly, zero clue. Was prepping my Real Madrid DNA spiel. Birthday surprise threw me.
"Puhaha. Hey Jesus, camera caught your subtle eye twitch crystal clear."
The footage showed my eyes twitching faintly, as Luis García said with a mischievous grin, dubbing me.
"Hehe—! Grumpy Jesus!"
Really. You're getting extra water rockets.
(Photo of smiling with cake)
Happy birthday Jesus!
@Lord_Jesus_18
Is today Easter?
What bs?
Day our god reborn, so Easter.
Oh. Got it.
Everyone see this vid? @LuisGarcía8
lol Grumpy Saint confirmed.
(Jesus birthday celebration video)
Celebrating Grumpy Jesus's birthday!
@Lord_Jesus_18
Luis right, Grumpy Saint lol
lol Lovable rascal.
(Photo of Jesus Joo celebrating goal from Luka Savić pass)
Happy birthday Jesus. We can be the best duo in history!
Sorry Luka, best duo is me and Jesus.
Forgot already Luis? Jesus didn't like your crap pass, sent it to the moon.
Training ground now. Duel.
Sorry, can't hear losers. Admit it Luis. Your passes suck compared to mine.
Just say trio and get along? Why fight?
Man pride issue.
Can't comprehend.
(Photo making and waiting with birthday cake)
Jesus! Happy birthday!
But when coming home?
Pretty sis like flower waiting (❁ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)◞
On my way lol
Yup come safe~
Wtf? They live together?
Idiot search it (Jesus Joo Song Yu-na marriage article link)
Tsundere. Cursing but dropping link lol.
Lolol tsuntsun like grumpy Jesus Joo.
While everyone celebrated Jesus Joo's birthday.
One Real Madrid player publicly sniped him.
Real Madrid has a black sheep.
He values money over soccer. Doesn't train properly, ignores manager, disrupts discipline.
Jealous? Score 14 goals in 6 league games then.
Soccer isn't just goals.
True, soccer isn't all goals. Soccer is all skill. No skill? Shut up and train harder, friend.
(Black sheep photo)
Madridista, I'm the black sheep. Problem?
@JavierMarias
[Why did Jesus Joo call himself black sheep on SNS on his birthday?]
[Real Madrid MF Javier Marias: 'Team has a black sheep.']
[Jesus: 'I'm the black sheep. So what?']
[Madridistas: 'We love Jesus even as black sheep! Why? He'll score every match!']
[Cristiano Ronaldo: 'Jesus is successor-level talent.']
[Jesus: 'I respect Messi more than Ronaldo.']
[Cristiano Ronaldo: 'Retract statement. Jesus needs humility lesson.']
[Jesus: 'I respect club and manager. Unlike some yelling GOAT.']
[Culers grill Jesus: 'You respect club?']
[Jesus: 'Hala Madrid!']
[Madridistas sing Santo Jesus at Jesus interview.]
[Culers hold another Jesus jersey bonfire.]
[Jesus to La Masia prodigy Sergio Fàbregas: 'I sense Real Madrid DNA.']
Soccer fans nationwide, La Liga Round 22 Real Madrid vs Real Sociedad caster Bae Jae-seong here. Special commentator: Korean La Liga pioneer and ex-national team player Lee Man-soo.
Yes, ex-national team Lee Man-soo. Hello viewers.
Lee Man-soo's legendary interview happened at Real Sociedad, right?
...Yes. 'Do well at Sociedad, go to Real Madrid.' That legend was me. Truly didn't know then. Apologize sincerely to Sociedad fans and staff via this platform.
His interviews and play sometimes evoke young Lee Man-soo.
Eh what. I was good too, but Jesus is leagues above.
Oh. Close with Jesus usually?
No, wanna be. Jesus bro! Wanna be friends! If you see this, follow on SNS pls.
With variety show pro Lee Man-soo whose entertainer skills are peaking, we start Real Madrid vs Real Sociedad broadcast.
Pre-match.
(Black sheep photo)
@JavierMarias Watch this match closely. This is how you play soccer.