🗨️ Forum Post: Daoyeongbang
NewbieNewbie Caught Something Weird While Hunting Today lol
— Posted by DragonlingWillProbablyDie
(A photo of a massive striped snake pinned down, unable to budge.)
Newbie hunting skills have improved a ton lol
💬 Comments (10+)
— Anonymous
Aww, our newbie did great~~
— Anonymous
lololol so cute how he's excited about catching a snake
— Anonymous
Fr lol, takes me back
— Anonymous
Nostalgia hits hard fr
— Anonymous
Wait, isn't that snake... y'know?
— Anonymous
Wtf you on about weeaboo
— Anonymous
That super rare spirit beast snake that's great for vitality if you eat it
— Anonymous
No way, Black Pattern Snake?
— Anonymous
Whoa... seriously...?
🗨️ Forum Post: Daoyeongbang
Newbie Champ, That Thing Looks Exactly Like a Black Pattern Snake?
— Posted by YeongsuDogam
I've spent my whole life studying these things so I know 100%.
(A zoomed-in shot of the photo Newbie Champ posted.)
See those black stripes on the white body in a perfect pattern? That's a dead giveaway. Definitely a Black Pattern Snake.
💬 Comments (20+)
— Anonymous
Holy crap lololol
— Anonymous
What is Newbie Champ? Pure luck??
— Anonymous
What's a Black Pattern Snake? Why's everyone freaking out??
— Anonymous
We've been gallery lurking for 100 years and still don't know what a Black Pattern Snake is
— Anonymous
Fr our gallery lurking was a waste lol
— Anonymous
Wtf guys just tell me what it is after trolling!!
— Anonymous
Boil it and eat for massive vitality and recovery boost. Rare spirit beast.
— Anonymous
Yup, especially for young ones—huge boost to physical growth. Major sects and clans fight over them for heirs.
🗨️ Forum Post: Daoyeongbang
No But Seriously, Is Newbie Champ's Luck for Real?
— Posted by Anonymous (64.3)
Black Pattern Snakes aren't just lying around on the street;; How does a newbie catch one just days after starting??
💬 Comments (15+)
— Anonymous
Luck is real af
— Anonymous
Jealous as hell!!! Can't buy one even with stacks of cash!!
— Anonymous
Fr money can't buy it
— DragonlingWillProbablyDie
Wait it's that big a deal? Looks like a normal snake to me
— Anonymous
Newbie, know how much one went for at the capital auction last time?
— DragonlingWillProbablyDie
For real? How much?
— Anonymous
20 mid-grade spirit stones. You know how much that's worth right?
— DragonlingWillProbablyDie
Whoa... for real?
— Anonymous
10 mid-grade gets you a top Aura Building magic tool. 20 is insane
— DragonlingWillProbablyDie
Whoa whoa whoa
— Anonymous
And yours looks at least twice as big as that one;;
'For real? This is such a rare spirit beast?' I thought, staring at the Black Pattern Snake wriggling under my claw. The gallery was losing its mind over it, but from my perspective, I'd just spotted a weird-looking snake while wandering the forest and grabbed it out of curiosity. Talk about striking gold.
Honestly, that wasn't even the only one. There'd been a whole bunch nearby, like they lived in a pack. I hadn't known they were valuable back then, so I'd only snagged the biggest and let the rest go. Should've caught 'em all if I'd known.
🗨️ Forum Post: Daoyeongbang
I've Felt This Before
— Posted by DragonlingWillProbablyDie
I think I got pretty good luck? lol
💬 Comments (30+)
— Anonymous
Cheater wtf ;;;
— Anonymous
Ban him!! Block the cheater now!!
— Anonymous
Fr punish him hard
— DragonlingWillProbablyDie
lol
— Anonymous
But fr he seems unusually lucky
— Anonymous
Fr like heaven's favorite or smth
— Anonymous
Is this that heaven's child thing?
— Anonymous
No idea how much heaven loves him
'Puhuhu, gallery trolling is the best.' Watching the gallery users seethe with envy, I slowly devoured the Black Pattern Snake. As expected from a premium tonic—it tasted way different from the other spirit beasts I'd eaten.
Nom nom— Its tough hide was no match for this dragon's teeth. In seconds, the massive body was all in my belly.
✨ LEVEL UP! ✨
Aura Refining 2nd Star → 3rd Star
⚡ SKILL UNLOCKED ⚡
Ten Thousand Spirits Gluttony Art unlocked!
'Kyuu? Ten Thousand Spirits Gluttony Art?' Intrigued by the grand-sounding name, I read its description.
The Ten Thousand Spirits Gluttony Art—devour all heaven and earth's spirits endlessly. In short, the more you eat, the stronger you get. It aligns with yoju bloodfood ways of growing by eating each other. But it doesn't stop at raw power—you can steal special abilities or stats from what you eat. Perfectly evil and ideal for yoju.
'Kyuu...? Nice... Steal abilities from devoured spirit beasts? I'm like an infinitely evolving monster!' With all the bizarre powers in this xianxia world, snagging even a fraction would be huge.
I decided to test it right away.
⚡ SKILL ACTIVATED ⚡
Ten Thousand Spirits Gluttony Art Chapter 1 - Devouring Star Canon
Whoosh— An unknown energy surged through my body, sucking up massive spiritual energy from the Black Pattern Snake's corpse.
⚔ STATUS ⚔
📥 Devoured Target:Aura Refining 3rd Star Black Pattern Snake
🔓 Extractable Ability:Super Regeneration
❓ Extract Super Regeneration?[YES/NO]
'Kyuu! Of course! Extract now!'
Swoosh— A thick aura of life energy flooded my body.
Ooh! This is nuts! To test my new power, I nicked my skin lightly.
Gloop gloop— It healed instantly, like nothing happened. I'd had fast recovery as a dragon, but not this fast! Super Regeneration lived up to the name.
Meanwhile, as I polished off the snake and got a handle on my new power...
The gallery had exploded into another random hot topic.
🗨️ Forum Post: Daoyeongbang
NewbieNewbie, Wtf Is That Paw??
— Posted by EoriniSarangkkun
(Close-up of the claw gripping the snake's neck from Newbie's photo.)
NewbieNewbie that tiny adorable baby beast paw... Is that your pet spirit beast? Tell me quick plz urgent
💬 Comments (25+)
— Anonymous
Urgent my ass you psycho lol
— Anonymous
Gallery average
— SuinJokSarangkkun
But it is kinda urgent lol
— SuinJokSarangkkun
Too late... Am I gonna go demon heart?
— Anonymous
Die die die die die
🗨️ Forum Post: Daoyeongbang
Why Assume It's a Pet Spirit Beast?
— Posted by Anonymous (342.1)
Maybe Newbie himself is the beast? Turns out he's not human but a yoju young beast lol
💬 Comments (18+)
— Anonymous
Yoju posting in gallery is rare af
— DragonlingWillProbablyDie
Why's a yoju young beast posting rare??
— Anonymous
Cuz most yoju at low realms got no intelligence.
— DragonlingWillProbablyDie
Fr?
— Anonymous
Most just follow instincts. How could they gallery post? Smart enough yoju are rare regardless of species.
— Anonymous
Above comment checks out. Yoju need Aura Building at least (Beast Lord level) to blend into society.
— DragonlingWillProbablyDie
For real?
— Anonymous
Yeah exceptions like true dragons or phoenixes but that's super rare.
— DragonlingWillProbablyDie
Gotcha
'Kyuu? They wanna see my form?' Their "cute" comments made me glance at my reflection in a puddle. A tiny, adorable hatchling tilted its head. Self-praise aside... yeah, even I thought it was cute.
'Kyuu! Whatever, Daoyeongbang protects personal info strictly.' Unless someone blabs their location, no one's finding me. Plus, the cultivation world is huge—one photo won't pinpoint me.
After some thought, I figured a pic was safe. I snapped my cutest selfie and posted it.
The already chaotic gallery went nuclear.
🗨️ Forum Post: Daoyeongbang
NewbieNewbie Isn't Cute?
— Posted by DragonlingWillProbablyDie
(Ultra-kawaii hatchling going "kyuu?" all cute.)
Turns out Newbie's a yoju lol
💬 Comments (50+)
— Anonymous
Oooooooooh!!!!!!!!!
— Anonymous
Newbie Champ is ultra kawaiiiii!!!!!!
— EoriniSarangkkun
Sluuuurp sluuuurp sluuuurp
— Anonymous
Die die die die
— SuinJokSarangkkun
KYAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
— Anonymous
Going insane how is it so cute?
— Anonymous
Fr not normal cuteness
⭐ Top Comment
— Anonymous
(Image of someone nosebleeding and fainting.)
