Welcome! To the Blockland of Dreams and Fantasy
Welcome! To the Blockland of Dreams and Fantasy
Every time I step on the block floor with my bare feet.......
Chap, chap, chap, chap.
It feels like good blood circulation.
"Auu...."
A health acupressure mat, huh.
It's not exactly a problem, but.
It hurts.......
Once I earn some points later, I'm going to tear it all up.
For now, let's finish the inspection.
"......Let's see."
Red, yellow, blue.
Streetlight blocks hanging from every pillar of the citadel.
Orange light from toy lamps illuminates the colorful castle walls.
A Lego block toy castle.
I'd always just fantasized about it.
To think the day would come when I'd be playing Minecraft in real life.
"Hehehe... The romance is top-tier, isn't it?"
I stroked the block wall and looked around Zone 1.
Honestly, the basic block is a real lifesaver.
It's the best value for money, costing only 1 point for a chunk the size of a large dog.
Even the 'Indestructible Object' tag is a seriously insane feature.
Of course, it doesn't have special functions like pressure plates, power gears, or battery blocks.
But it was a wall of lamentations that could never be broken.
In that case, what's the best choice for a Minecraft builder?
Obviously, a 'maze', right?
"Hmm, hmm. No problems here."
Corridors wide enough for a tank to pass through are intricately intertwined.
I'm walking around to check the gimmicks.
My experience making escape maps hasn't gone anywhere.
"Hmm! Perfect."
It's quality that anyone would give five stars.
Well, still.
Should I post it on the gallery as a courtesy?
I did promise to show them when it was finished.
[General] Ma-bung-i is jacking off at home... anyone want to watch live?
Author: ㅇㅇ(404.404)
(Photo of Zone 1 maze)
Finished the house, what do you think?
You can curse at me, so please give me an honest evaluation.
Futanari-noona: So where's the newbie jacking off?
ㄴㅇㅇ(404.404): Sorry for the aggro...
ㄴSchizophreniaMax: Ah.... too bad.
ㄴFutanari-noona: Hiiing...
ㄴSuccessEnhancementPrayer: Idiots.
FertilizerFactory: But why a maze of all things? lol
ㄴMirrorTherapySpecialist: Exactly lol, what a f*cking waste of points.
ㄴㅇㅇ(404.404): Why? What's wrong with a maze? The meta for escape maps is a maze.
ㄴFertilizerFactory: Um... a maze is okay for stalling time, but that's it. No special abilities, and it eats up a surprising amount of points...
ㄴSashimiDeepSeaFish: Should've just laid traps instead...
ㄴCorpseF*cker: Nnnnn, if it were me, I would've plastered it with familiars.
ㄴBossOfCharredMeat: That's because they're your familiars. Bird-brained idiots, I seriously want to smash their heads in every time they whine for food lol.
ㄴFrostbittenGrandpa: But,,, well-raised familiars,,,, are better than ten traps,,,,
ㄴDarknessItself: Hehehe... Would you like to see this body's Black Flame Dragon?
It was only after reading the comments that I realized my mistake.
"Ah, right. Familiars."
Designing a 1,700-pyeong site the size of a school playground.
I was so obsessed with the building that I completely forgot to place traps and familiars!
Ah, no.
It shouldn't be too late yet.
"Even now... if I buy familiars......."
[Points held: 100 pt]
"......."
I'm f*cked.
I finished Zone 1, but I don't have any guards to protect the castle!!
"What do I do."
I wanted to build it 10 times bigger, but now I didn't have the funds for that either.
"Ah! Wait a minute!"
A brilliant idea popped into my head.
The basic blocks are indestructible objects, right?
Then couldn't I just bury the entrance itself?
"I'm a genius!"
But as I tried to block the entrance, a bright red warning window popped up in front of me.
[※Warning: If the Ether circulation path is blocked, the Witch's House core may collapse.]
[Do you wish to seal the entrance?]
"Tsk!!"
The system is playing dirty.
It means I have no choice but to leave a side path for the hunters to enter.
Damn it.
What should I buy with 100 points?
I can't just bring 5 Wooden Horses.
The only decent thing is.......
"Let's see."
An item for exactly 100 points.
Yeah, the expensive one is usually the best.
I went all-in with 100 points on the 'Toy Familiar' tab.
With a firework sound.
A toy box opened in mid-air, and.
Poof!
A pile of cotton fell to the floor.
A whopping 3-meter giant Teddy Bear.
It was a teddy bear with pink fur and a checkered ribbon tied around its neck.
"Kya-woong!"
The cry is.......
It has zero intimidation.
If anything, it's cute as hell.
I stroked the creature's blunt legs.
"Umm."
A soft and fluffy texture.
It feels good because it's squishy.
"Kya-woong-woong!"
The teddy bear lifted me up lightly with its blunt front paws.
"Uh?"
It feels like being held by a cloud.
How should I put it.
Maybe taking a nap like this would be perfect?
I pulled up the command screen of the 《Game Rule Block》 from within the teddy bear's embrace.
In my opinion, it's safe to say this is the core of the Craft tab.
It's a structure that caught everyone's attention at once.
《Teddy Bear》
Okay.
With this, the 'Tagger' designation is done too.
"Haaam...."
Buried in the teddy bear's warm fur, my eyelids grew heavy.
"You... shouldn't just hug anyone. You have to attack the intruders. Do you understand?"
"Kya-woong?"
"No, I mean......."
What can I say to that innocent face.
"......Forget it."
Can I really trust this harmless pile of fluff?
I don't know.
I'll leave tomorrow's problems to tomorrow's me.
I slowly closed my eyes as sleepiness washed over me.
The next day.
My routine after waking up was as follows.
Wake up and take a walk around the maze.
And then sleep again and take a walk around the maze.
"......."
It's already been a week since I started repeating this idle behavior.
I lay spread-eagled on a large bed covered in silk, staring blankly at the ceiling.
"I'm bored......."
The deepest layer of the dungeon.
Even so, it's just a small studio apartment after Zone 1.
All that's in the room is the silk bed just sitting there.
It's because I wasted all my points building a massive 1,700-pyeong maze.
"I'm hungry. I'm bored. I'm hungry. I'm bored. I'm huuuungry! I'm boooored!!"
I bounced on the bed springs and jumped up.
"Argh! Seriously! Why isn't anyone coming?!"
Even if it is a failing amusement park.
How does it make sense that not a single ant is in sight?!
"Waaaaah! I'm hungry! I'm so hungry!!"
On top of that, I don't know what's wrong with this body, but it's crazy about sweet things.
It makes my hands tremble just thinking about it.
"......Could it be?"
Is this a sophisticated strategy by the hunters to starve me to death?!
"Kuh! So you're trying to drag me out of the house like this? Hah... Pretty impressive......."
Since that effort is commendable.
"I'll specially take the bait on that operation!!"
In the end, I couldn't stand the hunger and decided to leave the Witch's House.
Creeeak―
I slightly opened the giant toy castle gate.
"......."
I poked only my head out to scan the surroundings.
You never know if a hunter might be waiting.
Of course.......
Under the bright and leisurely morning sun.
Chuncheon Blockland was far too quiet.
I scurried over to the amusement park plaza.
"Sniff, sniff! Sniff!"
This smell?
The fragrant scent of cinnamon is pulling me in.
My feet are moving on their own.......
I saw churros being fried to a golden brown at a small stall.
I ran to the front of the stall as if possessed.
"Ah... Aaah...."
But I hesitated and stopped when I saw the 2,500 won price tag.
To think I don't even have a single ten-won coin on me.
If I had known this would happen.
I should've swiped a wallet during the Walpurgisnacht!!
No money.
Hungry.
It's sorrowful, so sorrowful!
"Sniffle... hic... sob...."
Just then, the lady watching the stall tilted her head.
"Little one. Do you want a churro?"
Hunger and sorrow rushed in at the same time, and tears welled up in my eyes before I knew it.
"Um, that is... I haven't eaten anything for a week."
"Huh? A, a whole week?"
"Yes...... This might be my last conversation."
"I, is that so?"
I clasped my hands together and looked up at her.
"If you could just show me kindness once, I will repay it a thousand times. No, ten thousand times later! So, couldn't you give me just one churro?"
The lady looked down at me for a moment and then laughed out loud.
"Oh my, you're so cute. How are you so well-spoken?"
She put a freshly fried churro in a paper bag and handed it to me.
"Make sure to come holding your mom's hand next time, okay?"
Is she... an angel?!
"Thank you. I will definitely repay this kindness someday."
I took the churro and hopped onto a nearby wooden bench.
"Hum hum hum♪ Lululu♬"
I took a big bite of the fried dough covered in sugar and cinnamon powder.
"Mmm! It's so delicious!"
To be addicted to dopamine from just a single churro.
I'm afraid I'll get used to this body.
"Phew! Now I feel like I can live."
I'm bored.
Should I log into the Witch Gallery to report my status?
[General] Baby Ma-bung-i is on the verge of starving to death.
Author: ㅇㅇ(404.404)
No one has come for a week. It's about to get cobwebs in the house;;
Can someone share some points with me ㅠㅠ bows
BossOfCharredMeat: If no hunters come, that's a good thing, why are you whining? Just rest while you can, newbie.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(404.404): That is the deception of the big corporations!! Uuuuugh
ㄴRoomCornerShrineMaiden: Hawawa... It is a problem if there are too few customers...
ㄴFertilizerFactory: ?? What's the problem with having no customer-bastards? lol If you rest like that, you might become a Witch-bro...
ㄴLifeLogout ♥: Nn, the Shrine Maiden is right. If too few hunters come to the territory, you can't get points, so growth stagnates.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(404.404): Waaaaah Head Mod-nim. That's exactly what I'm saying.
ㄴBossOfCharredMeat: F*ck, look at that discrimination.
ㄴLifeLogout ♥: In that case, when customers do come, you have to extract the maximum amount of bonus points.
ㄴㅇㅇ(404.404): Bonus points?? How do you get those?
ㄴLifeLogout ♥: Witches harvest specific emotions from customers who visit their house for each power. Touch your power in the system window. It will show you what kind of emotion you use as a staple. When that emotion is maximized, a settlement bonus triggers.
ㄴCorpseF*cker: The Head Mod is right. For reference, my territory theme is 'Fear'.
Wait a minute.
That CorpseF*cker guy uses a zombie legion.
ㄴㅇㅇ(404.404): Fear, f*ck. You're living the easy life.
ㄴFertilizerFactory: lol That's true lol CorpseF*cker has a sweet gig.
ㄴSuccessEnhancementPrayer: So do you f*ck the corpses?
ㄴCorpseF*cker: You bastards??
"Hoh... So I eat emotions."
Then what is the staple for my power?
I chewed on the churro and pressed down on my power.
[Power: Queen of the Toy Empire]
[Supply Emotion: Happiness]
"......Huh?"
I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me, so I rubbed them and looked again.
Happiness?
Not fear, despair, or anger....
Happy, that happiness?
ㅇㅇ(404.404): Brothers, mine says the supply emotion is 'Happiness', is this a system error?
ㄴRoomCornerShrineMaiden: Hoeee......? Happiness......?
ㄴBossOfCharredMeat: Ah...... stay strong, bro.......
ㄴMirrorTherapySpecialist: lol I offer a moment of silence. Looks like you're going to be filming variety shows with the Fertilizer bastards lol.
Looking at the replies from the gallery veterans, it really is f*cked up.
F*ck.
Are you telling me to make the murderers who come to kill me happy?
Is this telling me to moan and offer my body, or what?
This is seriously unfair.
The system is playing dirty with me!
"Phew...... No. Let's think positively."
I put the end of the churro in my mouth and changed my thinking.
To put it the other way around.
It means I can extract points without necessarily killing people.
What an ethical and gentlemanly power this is!
Sh*t.......
My happiness circuit is going to break soon.
Of course, right now, I'm starving for points no matter what.
Beaters, hunters, whatever.
Even if the hunters' grandfather comes, I'm confident I can play with them happily!
Crinkle.
I crumpled the empty churro paper bag into a ball.
"So please, just come... please...."
I was tapping my feet, when.
My gaze suddenly turned to the ticket office at the entrance of the amusement park.
A strange group entering the quiet plaza.
Their attire is too excessive for a trip to an amusement park.
Black sunglasses.
Sharp, creased suits.
And even the black 007 briefcase in their hands.
"Not a single ant was coming, and now this."
I threw the paper bag into the trash can and hopped off the bench.
Is it finally time to entertain the guests I've been waiting for so desperately?
"Welcome! To the Blockland of dreams and fantasy... Hehehe!"