Raiding Cararak Headquarters
[‘Cararak Admin’ message.]
Reason: Male identity exposed
There was no way the ridiculous words right in front of my eyes could be real.
"How could this happen after everything I've built..."
Hot tears streamed down her cheeks.
Thud—
She collapsed to the floor, staring blankly at the blackened screen.
And soon...
"Waaah—!"
She burst into uncontrollable sobs without a single coherent thought.
*
"Waaah—! My accounttt!!!!! Hngguuh!!!! How am I supposed to stream now—!"
"..."
My sister, collapsed on the floor and bawling her eyes out.
The cause of these tears? None other than me.
'Was I... a bit too harsh?'
I should've toned it down a notch, considering this was another world...
- Why are you moping around like that?
'...?'
The Kang Jin-hyeok in my head spoke up.
- Gonna start your self-pity pity party again? Acting like some beta male in this world?
'No, that's not—'
- Shut up and listen, you whiny little bitch...
'...'
I wasn't even whining that much...
The inner Kang Jin-hyeok, oblivious to my feelings, kept going.
- ...need to get worked up over one crying girl?
'Huh?'
- Do you really need to freak out just because some chick's bawling?
'But I did screw up...'
- Screw up? What the hell did you do wrong?
'...Huh?'
- You're S-rank. If a platform bans an S-rank male just for flashing his dick a bit, that's on them.
- That Kim Cheol-su guy? He did a full public jerk-off show and got away with it.
'That wasn't a jerk-off show; it was a semen donation...'
- Whatever, same difference.
'...'
It was kinda ridiculous, but he had a point.
An S-rank who could settle near-murder assault charges with a few hundred in fines... this should be nothing, right?
Anyway... my tangled thoughts started to clear up.
'Alright, let's take down Cararak.'
- Finally opening your eyes, huh?
It was only right to punish the bastard who made my sister cry.
Time to storm their HQ and give 'em hell.
Worst case, just flash my "Yeah, I'm S-rank" card and call it a day.
"Waaah—!"
Chae-rin noona was still sobbing pitifully.
"Noona."
"Hngguh, waaah—!!!!"
She couldn't even hear me... just kept crying.
"Hmm..."
How to shut this down...
"Aha!"
Got a great idea.
Slide—
"Waaah—! Mmph..."
I plugged her tear-soaked mouth with my dick.
"..."
Chae-rin looked up at me with a momentary stunned expression.
"...Slurp, sluuuurp..."
Like sucking on a pacifier, she quieted down in an instant.
'Stick a dick in, and she freezes!'
I recalled what that villainous old man on the bus—back in my previous life, during my commute—had said.
Just like the old man said... problem solved with dick.
'Old man...'
He probably didn't have one this massive.
Even in those skin-tight jeans folks call "jeans jjini," his crotch was so flat you could've mistaken him for a woman.
"Slurp... mmph..."
I spoke to Chae-rin noona, who was obediently sucking my dick with teary eyes gazing up at me.
"Let's go raid Cararak."
"Mmph..."
The way her mouth tightened around the head... it was like she was thinking, 'And what exactly are you gonna do there...?'
'...'
Getting cocky, huh?
"You just focus on sucking dick nice and slutty."
Squeeze—
I pressed down lightly on Chae-rin's head.
"Mmph...? Slurp...♡"
No resistance—she just meekly took the whole thing.
"Making me hard again."
"Mmmph... glurk♡"
First things first: time to blitz Cararak.
*
"...Let's go, Jin-hyeok...!"
Chae-rin noona stood resolutely in front of Cararak HQ.
"Noona, wipe that pubes off your mouth first..."
"What?! Where!"
"Sigh..."
There were a few minor hiccups, but somehow Chae-rin and I made it to the CEO's office.
"Oh dear... you came all this way..."
An ugly middle-aged auntie came out to greet us with a sleazy grin.
"Please, have a seat... some tea, at least—"
"Cut the crap. Unban my sister's stream."
"J-Jin-hyeok...!"
Seeing her face reminded me of that harassing manager from my old job, so my tone got rough.
But whatever. If the CEO had been a beauty, I'd have played nice.
Who told her to be so damn ugly?
"W-Well... since a male's identity was exposed, per our policy..."
The Cararak CEO stammered, sweating bullets.
"Policy my ass... Do you even know who I—"
I was about to unleash legendary Karen-mode, channeling my rage at the manager and my sister's ban, when—
Bang—! Click-clack... click-clack...
The office door burst open like it was kicked in, and a pretty woman in a sharp suit strode in.
Click-clack... tap.
She marched right up to me without hesitation and stopped.
After a short breath, her sexy red-lipsticked lips parted.
"Kang Jin-hyeok-ssi. Come with me for a moment."
Firm, commanding tone.
Yet her voice restrained all emotion.
"...What's this about?"
Mom always said: Never follow a strange woman who tells you to come along for no reason.
— "Why not?"
Schlick-schlick-schlick♡
"Ahng—♥ J-Just... you can't, okayyy~♥" —
...I never got the reason, but this pretty suit girl's haughty attitude rubbed me the wrong way for blindly obeying.
"Sigh... This is why men are..."
She let out a small sigh, muttering under her breath, then leaned in so close her breath brushed my face and whispered softly.
"Just come quietly."
"..."
"I don't have to answer whatever you ask—"
Thwack—!
"Guhk—?!!"
Crash—
I couldn't hold back and punched her right in the gut.
She screamed "obvious man-hating lesbian" from this world, so I vented by fist-fucking her virgin womb.
'Finally quiet.'
Pat-pat—
"Eek...! Ch-Chief Secretary...!"
The stunned Cararak CEO crawled over to the suit girl writhing on the floor with her "ahng~."
'They'll hear it from there.'
Now I could whip out my S-rank card like a secret inspector and get noona's ban lifted.
"Sigh, now, picking up where I left off—"
I took a quick breath to continue, when—
"Y-You...! Do you even know who this man is?!"
"..."
'This fucking... manager-lookalike bitch...'
Interrupting again.
Why do all these high-and-mighty types itch to cut people off?
Her flushed, spit-flying screaming face made my fist itch to smash it in♡.
I was about to give in to the urge to cave it in, but—
"I'm the Presidential Chief Secretary! Someone like you—a mere C- to B-rank at best—dares to hit—"
"Ngh... that's enough."
"...! Chief Secretary! Are you alright?!"
Before I could get even madder, the suit girl came to.
Still clutching her lower belly—the womb punch damage lingering—she shakily stood and faced the CEO.
'She looks even uglier up close...'
Standing next to the beauty, she really looked like a creepy middle-aged perv manager. Gross.
That's what I was thinking when—
Slap—!
The whimpering suit girl slapped the Cararak CEO across the cheek.
"Ch-Chief Secretary...?"
"Shut up, CEO. Do you know who this is?"
She spat coldly at the bewildered CEO holding her slapped cheek.
"Sigh... The one and only—Asia's first S-rank certified male, Kang Jin-hyeok-nim. Not just that, but a superhuman whose physical abilities crush any average male. Cock length 20cm, near-infinite stamina..."
"Gasp...!"
She sighed lightly and began explaining me.
'Hold up, someone who knows me that well... why the shitty attitude earlier?'
Questions swirled, but if this kept up, she'd spill even my pubes count to this manager-CEO... time to stop her.
"...Enough."
"Yes, Jin-hyeok-nim."
Maybe from that womb quake, she was super compliant now.
"So, what's your point?"
"..."
The suit girl shuffled forward with effort and dropped to her knees.
"Please... just speak with the President once."
She bowed her head politely, pleading.
"No reason for me to go there."
"Please... I beg you."
Frustrating...
"First, fix my sister's stream ban—"
"CEO."
"Eek...! Y-Yes!"
The suit girl—who'd been listening intently—suddenly stood, cutting me off, grabbed the CEO like a ragdoll, said "Excuse us a moment," and dragged her out of the office.
*
Screech—
About five minutes later... the Cararak CEO and suit girl—no, Chief Secretary—returned.
Thud—!
"Unconditionally!!! We'll lift the ban right now! We're so sorry! We'll compensate for the stream damages too... Chae-rin-ssi, please come this way for a moment..."
"Uh, wha?"
The CEO knelt, groveling obsequiously before noona.
"Now, will you come with us?"
And the Chief Secretary spoke flatly, impassively, right in front of her.
For someone who'd fixed noona's issue in a flash, she quietly awaited my answer.
'This much... yeah, I can hear her out once.'
Couldn't resist tagging along with a capable beauty.
"Sure, whatever... Noona, head home first. Tell Mom I won't be back for dinner."
"Uh... o-okay...?"
"C-Come on, Chae-rin-ssi! Please, talk with me! King God General Asia's First S-rank Male Kang Jin-hyeok-nim has approved—"
The still-clueless Chae-rin was practically dragged away by the CEO.
'Noona's sorted nicely...'
Now it was my time to enjoy a date with the pretty Chief Secretary noona.
"This way. The car's waiting."
I headed with the Chief Secretary to the Presidential Office in Busan.