Chapter 3

-----------------------------------------------------------------

Translator: MadScientist

Chapter: 3

Chapter Title: Entering the Pink Pink Heart Heart Room ♥

-----------------------------------------------------------------

"Here... Jinhyuk, this is your room...."

"Whoa...."

The moment we got home, Mom guided me up to the second floor, to my room.

But what I saw was...

'Fuck... I'm not even into dudes...'

A space overflowing with estrogen at 2000% capacity, completely drenched in pink.

"This is... my room?"

"Mom will come get you for dinner later~ Get some good rest, okay?"

"Ahaha... sure."

- Thud

... This should be soundproof enough.

"Fuck!!!!!"

The masculinity dormant inside me thrashed wildly.

This overly feminine space was utterly repulsive.

Honestly, pink? Not bad at all.

Pink is the true color of a real man, isn't it?

'But... what the fuck is up with that goddamn teddy bear plastered everywhere...'

A massive teddy bear dominating one corner of the room.

The heart patterns stabbed into that life-sized bear were utterly unforgivable.

I averted my eyes from the shitty teddy bear...

On the desk: a cellphone and wallet... probably mine?

"This too... is pink?"

Yet another abomination crammed full of shitty hearts....

Sigh, guess I'll have to change it later.

Resident ID card... huh?

'21 years old?'

Younger than my original age?

... Sure, only by two years, but...

Still, that's something.

Two extra years to grow old and die cozily with my wife...

Definitely a win.

'Elisicia might be a sticking point, though...'

Before sending me back to life, she basically gave me half-hearted permission to fool around a bit... so she'll understand.

- Grrr!

Haa... maybe it's the chaos since morning, but my dick's been surging with energy nonstop.

'And that breast sensation I felt on the way home...'

I can't fathom why my little sister and Mom are so damn sexy. Never had family before... is this normal?

... No way. This world must just be a bit special.

Anyway, I need to deal with this throbbing cock somehow.

'Fuck... why's there so much precum...'

Precum leaking so much my pants were soaked.

No underwear, so the gray shorts got drenched straight through.

'Haa... ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠couldn't find underwear at the hospital, and now it's snowballing like this...'

Too embarrassing to tell anyone, so I manned up and strutted around no-undies style.

That choice's backlash had me struggling to hide my constant erections...

Anyway, this room—tended by Mom while I lay comatose for a year—reeked with the lewd scent I'd noticed earlier.

The aroma of Mom, little sister, and something similar mixed in was enough to sustain full erection on its own.

'Haa... Elisicia...!!'

Time to jerk off five rounds of gratitude to my fiancée who reincarnated me into this blissful world.

I hurled my uselessly soaked pants far away and quickly got into position.

The moment I gripped my bulging cock to vent this overflowing lust—

- Click.

"Oppa... Mom says it's time for di—oh."

"Uh."

Fuck.

'I'm screwed.'

Losing my mind to lust and forgetting basic door-locking... insane.

You're crazy, Kang Jinhyuk...!!

My dick was shrinking by the second... locking eyes with my still-nameless little sister, frozen solid—this moment dragged on eternally.

"Ugh... sorry!!!"

Her desperate apology, hands slapping over her eyes, spared me a bit of shame as she broke the suffocating silence.

My fierce-eyed little sister... her intimidating delinquent vibe from school days was scary, but...

This cute reaction was pure gap moe.

My dying dick started perking up again.

'No!!! Kang Jinhyuk, you psycho!!! That's your little ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠sister!!!!!!!!'

Can't let her notice... need to cover up somehow...

Pants are out of reach.

Only one option left.

'Pink Pink Heart Blanket♡'

Ego bruised, but no choice.

Got a little sister for the first time in my life... gotta show some big-bro dignity, right?

"...... You can look now."

Kraaak! Spouting lines like a stolen heroine from an NTR manga... the shame of manhood!!!!!

"Ah... yeah. Mom said dinner's ready, so..."

"Mm... I'll head down in a bit."

"Ah... y-yeah! Got it! I'll go first!"

- Slam.

I want to die.

How long since rebirth, and I've already spawned this black history.

The crashing reality killed my erection naturally.

And the lust-crazed Kang Jinhyuk died too.

'Now... only hunger-crazed Kang Jinhyuk remains!!!!'

The savory Korean food aroma wafting through the briefly open door teased my stomach.

'Gonna throw on any shorts and rush down for chow.'

Rummaging drawers revealed another shitty sight...

'Kraaak!!!'

Yep. Pink again.

This place is infinite pink hell... probably.

Can I even escape?

... Somehow, I slipped on the darkest pink shorts available and headed to the living room.

No undies again, of course.

'Are all men in this world going commando...? Why no underwear?'

With perfect left-pocket tuck for emergencies, no risk of popping out...

Still, missing that usual snug pressure felt empty.

This awkward openness and freshness will get normal eventually...

For now, time for delicious dinner.

"Come on in~ Galbi jjim just needs a bit more simmering, so sit down~"

"Yes, Mom...."

"Mom...!!!!"

She still hasn't adjusted.

"Uh, welcome back, Oppa. Sit here...."

"Uh uh... yeah...."

'Ah...'

Super awkward from that earlier fiasco...

And my seat's right next to little sis... hope I don't choke.

Such stray thoughts vanished the instant I sat and saw the feast.

'Whoa...'

This is like a top-tier Korean restaurant? How many side dishes...?

Even on this huge table, they're packed tight.

And all the stuff any man would lose his mind over...

'Tonkatsu and pork stir-fry? Cheating...'

"Hehe... Special menu today to celebrate our Jinhyuk waking up...! I went all out!"

"Whoa... Thanks for the meal, Mom!"

"Hngh...! Y-yes, eat up!!!!"

I couldn't hold back. Rice vanished like crazy.

I don't usually eat this much... was I starving?

Doesn't matter... no time for thinking. Shovel it in.

"Hoo...."

My outrageous dinner—five refills later—finally ended.

Mom's reactions per refill were a tad burdensome...

'Hngh... Jinhyuk wants more rice...? More rice?!'

... Guess I'll have to pamper this isekai Kang Jinhyuk better than the original.

Over dinner, I learned sis and Mom's names.

Mom: Yoon Yeonhwa.

Little sis: Yoon Chae-eun.

And... noona at home absent: Yoon Hayun.

They took Mom's Yoon surname, but I'm Kang.

Asked why; answer was:

'Kang Jinhyuk sounds so strong~'

... My mom's a bit odd.

Anyway, got to know my family more.

First family ever... heart all fluffy, feels great.

Now what...?

Lying in this pink room, but Chae-eun's interruption scared me off repeating ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠that to vent lust.

'Just... play on the phone.'

Yeah, that works. Mhm.

Pick up the pink pink cellphone.

'Passcode... oh, fingerprint.'

Unlocked easily on this crappy phone.

Contents were anything but crappy.

"Fuck...."

Is the world secretly filming me?

‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠

Notifications flooded the screen with insane headlines.

"Haa...."

Looks like I ended up in a weird world.

"No wonder... the doctors' reactions were off too..."

... Let's summarize what I just learned.

1. Males here get graded at 20, receive benefits.

2. Males are rare. Birth rates tanked. Boy births especially low.

3. Semen itself is valuable. Government buys it directly.

4. Ejaculation for males is hard in itself.

5. Polygamy standard. Incest possible depending on case?

"Then... me?"

Probably collapsed at 20 before grading.

No clue if my semen output's good.

'No way... azoospermia or can't cum...?'

I refuse to be a beta male...!!

To quell boiling anxiety... only one way.

"E-Elisicia...!!"

Test it myself.

"I get it now...."

The devastation.

All that remained: one male caught mid-cum...

"I'm not a eunuch!!!"

Floor littered with wads of tissue clumped in sticky white semen.

My kids, jerked out imagining Elisicia.

... Not actual kids, though.

"... Body feels better?"

Used to do three a day, five max as stamina king...

"Doesn't tire..."

Even after twelve ejaculations, power remained for more.

What stallion-level stamina...

'Scary... worried about my future wives' endurance, Kang Jinhyuk!!!!!!!!!'

Anyway... good Chae-eun didn't barge in during that semen flood.

"Oppa...!! Sorry about earlier, brought fruit...... Ah."

"Ah."

Speak of the tiger.