Chapter 17
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 17
Chapter Title: Love Oriental Medicine Hospital ♥ (1)
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I'd arrived at the room labeled 'Consultation Room 1'.
I hadn't noticed it back in the hospital lobby...
'The vibe in here is like... a room you can't leave without fucking...'
The lighting gave off that exact ambiance crafted purely for sex, like a love hotel designed to induce it.
Lube gels placed meticulously in every corner...
For an oriental medicine clinic, the scene was far too obscene and out of place.
Even the door to Consultation Room 1, where Nurse Kim Suyeon and I now stood, exuded a subtly lewd aura.
'...Tch, am I just too freaked out?'
I'd let the mere possibility of azoospermia rattle me too much.
'Freaked out? Me? That's not allowed!'
The 8-ton truck blooming amidst the bitches.
I, Tetonam Kang Jinhyuk.
I don't fear something so trivial.
- Knock knock.
"Eek...!"
"...?"
"Ahem..."
Not startled at all.
Nurse Kim Suyeon had just knocked at an unexpected moment.
This wasn't me being scared or anything.
- Come in~
A sweet, melodic voice from behind the door.
'Phew...'
Tension's building.
Why's my heart pounding so hard over something like this?
I'm just here to get my dick grade... no, my 'male physique grade' measured, right?
'Get it together, Kang Jinhyuk.'
You're this country's... no, even more than that...! The world's one and only Tetonam.
A true big dick in a world of average little pricks.
A pure male with no trace of female hormones! (No medical basis.)
- Creak...
"L-Let's go in!"
Nurse Kim Suyeon, beaming brightly as she opened the door...
'Phew... heh... I-I can do this...!'
Bravely, I stepped into Consultation Room 1.
"Oh my, Mr. Kang Jinhyuk?"
The moment the door opened, what I saw wasn't a doctor or anything professional.
This was... pure cockbait, born to be.
The devil of erections, pure and simple.
Sharp eyes contrasting with a slutty figure and leg lines...
A doctor's coat draped perfectly over black stockings that accentuated it all...
A stethoscope dangling limply over the curve of her massive tits...
Pink bobbed hair like a hyper-lewd bitch...
And even cute cat slippers that clashed with it all...
Everything in sight was pure, unadulterated horniness.
"Uh... um... st-staring like that so int-intensely... it's, it's making me troubled..."
"...?"
Whoa... and she's got the shy attribute too.
Honestly, if you broke it down individually, the traits were so strong they'd clash.
'But... what's this vibe?'
It felt like forcing mismatched parts together, yet somehow... no, perfectly crafting a masterpiece.
Like bizarre food combos—mint choco beef jjambbong oyster egg stir-fry pork belly strawberry protein chicken pistachio jjajangmyeon...
'In this dish, I intended "harmony"...'
The Earth's #1 chef pouring his soul into every detail, creating the most delicious home-cooked meal.
I could picture myself devouring it all, scraping the bowl clean and licking the plate.
'Fucking this woman... I can see my future...'
Every time this happens, Goddess Elisicia in the heavens comes to mind...
Ah, she's not dead. She's a goddess, so she's up there.
'Isn't that basically dead...?'
Heaven's only for the dead.
So isn't the goddess in heaven actually some busty mountain sacrifice woman who died in ancient times?
"Ugh... if you keep eye-raping the doctor with those lecherous eyes...♡ I-I might not be able to hold back...?"
Tch... should I rethink heaven first?
- Grab.
"Mmph—!!!"
"Doctor Park!!! That's the kind of naughty stuff from those third-rate pervy comics you read!!! You can't say such rude things to a male patient...!"
Lost in weird thoughts, suddenly Nurse Kim Suyeon and Doctor Park were at it.
Nurse Kim Suyeon, glancing nervously my way with fidgety anxiety, clamping her hand over Doctor Park's mouth.
While I pondered heaven, Doctor Park must've done something again...
"B-But... Nurse Kim saw it too... Mr. Jinhyuk eyeing my tits and thighs with such a naughty gaze..."
"I-I saw that too! But you can't!!! If you're wrong, we could both be executed!!!!"
"Eek...?!"
Whoa, do the men in this world really go 'Whoa~ that bitch tried to fuck me~~ kill her~~~' over a little flirt?
'Seriously... maybe I should rip off all their dicks and turn 'em into bitches...'
How many beautiful women must've been sacrificed to that trash mindset.
Yeah, cut off those tiny dicks...
"A-Are we... gonna die...? Nurse Kim...?"
"Waaah!!! I don't know!!! This is all because of you, Doctor Park!!! I'm over twenty-six and still a virgin... now I'm gonna die without popping it!!!!"
"Ugh... s-sorry..."
"...?"
...I remember now.
It was like this last time at discharge too.
Ask one question and they'd freak out begging not to report them...
'I remember... no-hope duo...!'
"...At this point, I'll atone to Mr. Jinhyuk with my death..."
"D-Doctor Park...!"
"Nurse Kim... though we've only been together a year... it was fun..."
"Sniff...! Sob!"
"At least you... have sex and...!!! Tell me all about it... I'll wait in heaven..."
"Mmph...! Y-Yes...! I promise...! I'll never forget your sacrifice...!!"
"Hehe... now I can go in peace..."
"You two are ridiculous..."
If I leave them like this... they'll play war heroes and commit seppuku...
Time to snap them back to reality.
"Um..."
"Y-Yes! Mr. Jinhyuk...! What is it?!"
"Please spare us just once... please just once..."
Damn... how badly must the men at this hospital have terrorized them for the women to act like this.
Chae-eun and Yeonhwa were gulping just looking at my dick...
Sigh, I'm exhausted...
"I'm not reporting you... just hurry up and do the physique grade check..."
"R-Really?!"
Doctor Park, who had been bowing almost to the floor, sprang up.
'One more scan with my eyes and she'll burrow into the ground...'
These women have hot bodies... but no-brain vibes.
"Th-Then... Nurse Kim... prepare the basic measurements first..."
"Y-Yes..."
The oddly timid atmosphere... it's bumming me out too.
'Fuck... if it's not azoospermia... no, it can't be azoospermia...'
"Alright... excuse me for a moment..."
- Click.
Something blocked my view.
'That thing from last time...?'
[Scan Mode Ready]
A cold female voice emanated from the machine.
[Scan Mode Activating... Do not move.]
- Ding—whirr———
The machine whirred to life with a brief command.
'They're measuring everything with this junk?'
As I doubted the high-tech device, a beep sounded.
- Beep—!
[Anomaly detected in crotch area! Immediate inspection required!]
"What?!"
"How...!"
'What...?'
This tin can saying something about an anomaly in my crotch?
I'd felt something off down there...
- Rub rub...
"Oh! Just like the guy from that adult fantasy novel 'I Possessed into a Romance Novel, and My Boyfriend Has a Massive Horse Dick That Only Fucks Me'... He exists for real...! You're my Elliott...!!"
What the hell is this crazy bitch babbling?
I actually got worried there was something wrong with my dick...
And this insane pink bitch doctor was groping it.
"...What are you doing?"
"Eek...!"
She looked guilty, like someone caught sneaking ramen at 3 AM.
'Well, she actually is guilty.'
In this world's male standards, her head would've rolled already.
Is it innocent or just stupid to act on lust like this...?
"Sigh..."
"Ugh......"
I let out a deep sigh, and Doctor Park flinched, head hanging low.
"Phew... I held back well..."
Nurse Kim Suyeon muttered shortly, watching her.
'From where I stand, you're both the same...'
The difference in this duo's no-hope levels seems to be who acts faster.
"Sorry..."
Doctor Park apologized in a voice thick with fear.
...Shit, this softens me up...
'True man trait) Gotta protect the weak.'
"...No need for apologies. What's wrong with my crotch? It's not azoospermia, right?"
"W-Well..."
What is it...? That uneasy pause...? Don't tell me it really is azoospermia?
"It's not, right...? Azoospermia?"
"Ugh..."
No, don't whimper—answer me, you pink bitch!!!
"Sigh... Tell me. I won't get mad, sue, or report you."
"O-Okay, I'll tell you..."
'Azoospermia...? Dick defect...? Or both...?'
I braced for the worst to minimize disappointment...
Yeah... most likely azoospermia...
Phew...
Couldn't steady my shaking heart.
All I could do was wait for Doctor Park's lips—still fondling my dick—to move.
"Mr. Kang Jinhyuk..."
She finally spoke...
And...?
"You have... a penis about 2.6 times larger than the average male...! And your sperm are in perfectly healthy condition...!"
"Right... so I have azoospermia... huh?"
"Pardon?"
Sperm... healthy?
So I'm not impotent...?
"For real?"
"Yes... surprisingly, far larger than the average adult male length of 7.7cm..."
"Not that!!!!!!! Are my sperm alive and kicking!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Eek...!!! Y-Yes! V-Very healthy!"
Aaah...
No trust in her, but this lewd pink bitch doctor declared it.
'Kang Jinhyuk is NOT an impotent seedless stud horse dick man!!! He's a seed-loaded stud horse dick man!!!!!!!!!!'
"YAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I was insanely happy.
Looking back, it was ridiculous, but that word had gripped my heart for a moment.
'Azoospermia.'
I'd let Doctor Pink grope my dick just to disprove it...
'Well done, Kang Jinhyuk...! You're the top stud horse dick Tetonam as selected by this world's Kang Jinhyuk...'
Aaah... I've become it...
「True Male」
This world is mine now.