Chapter 1
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 1
Chapter Title: 23-Year-Old Virgin Kang Jinhyuk Dies
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...This is confusing.
A beautiful woman smiling down at me...
Who the hell is she?
And what is this glowing space?
...Damn, look at the size of those tits...
Whoa...
This isn't right... How did things end up like this...?
As I stared at those massive tits, lost in all sorts of thoughts, a sweet voice interrupted my fantasies.
"You just ended your 99th life."
Ended my life...? What does that mean?
"You died."
Ah.
Now that she mentions it, something does come to mind...
Yeah, it was just an ordinary day heading to work...
The sky was overcast, like rain was coming, so I stopped by the convenience store for an umbrella.
"Sir! I have an extra umbrella... Take it if you need one!"
The cute part-timer famous for her looks handed me an umbrella.
I didn't know her name or age... No idea why she gave it to me, but I gratefully accepted.
Just my lucky day, I thought.
When I reached the crosswalk in front of the office, some grandma was selling gum.
"Young man... Buy some gum, please..."
I couldn't ignore her pitiful voice as she held out the gum.
So I bought one. It wasn't much, but she was thrilled.
My mouth felt idle, so I took a closer look at the gum to chew it. It wasn't any brand I recognized.
[F*cked Gum]
...What kind of name is that? I just shrugged it off...
The taste? Just mint. I don't even like mint.
Anyway, I chewed the gum as I crossed the crosswalk.
That's when it happened.
- SMASH—!!!!!!!!———
People were weirdly stuck to the walls.
Even the dog out for a walk was clearly on the ground but somehow climbing the wall.
'...Oh. I must've gotten flung.'
The moment I realized it, my breath caught, and my body floated up.
Felt like drifting in a salty sea. No pain.
Then.
- Thud.
I slammed into the cold asphalt.
...The instant my body hit the ground, a chill ran through my neck, and some mysterious liquid poured over my vision.
Probably... blood. With that kind of impact, obviously.
The shadows of people surrounding me engulfed everything.
Dark... scary. A strapping 23-year-old guy terrified like this.
My breathing grew ragged, my whole body trembling.
And I realized.
'Ah... So this is dying.'
But it felt unfair.
'...F*ck, dying a virgin?'
Childhood memories flashed by, fueling my emotions.
"Hey!!! Horse Cock's coming through!!!!"
"No way, lol."
Since I was a kid, my nickname was 'Horse Cock'. Just because my dick was huge.
A bigger-than-average cock was prime teasing material before we even knew about sex.
Measured it before the army: full erection, 20cm.
Korean male average is 11cm. F*cking huge, right?
In the army, they called me 'Horse Dick'...
Right up to discharge, I was 'Horse Dick Sergeant', not Kang Jinhyuk.
...Honestly, having a big dick isn't bad.
I'm decent-looking too... In college, I even had a girlfriend.
We had that innocent romance, and eventually... the chance for sex came.
...But I blew it.
Why?
"Kyaaah?! What the hell is that!!!! Gross!!!!!!!"
...She, my first love, bolted out of the motel after saying that.
The next day, her 'let's break up' text... Still brings tears thinking about it.
...I f*cking loved her.
Anyway, even now, post-discharge, juggling part-time jobs and college, still no sex.
Work ends, home, school. Endless loop... No chances to meet girls.
Oh, the last convo with a girl was that umbrella part-timer.
Before that, like two years without even talking to one...
...What a pathetic life.
I thought I'd live like a novel protagonist... But adulthood proved otherwise.
Wherever I went, I wasn't the lead.
Always a side character, an extra.
'Honestly... I wanted to be the protagonist.'
It's not like I chose this.
F*ck girls with my big dick, steal other guys' girlfriends.
More than that.
...I wanted a family.
It's so lonely.
Even now... just these dark shadows around me, no warmth.
- #@!#!@$%%
...Noisy surroundings... Can't make out the words.
Ah... Sleepy. Can I just sleep?
If this is dying... In my next life...
"In my next life... I want to be the protagonist..."
"Ah."
All the memories flooded back.
'...I get it. I died.'
The realization hit, followed by a wave of thoughts.
'Will anyone even hold a funeral?'
'What happens to my secret girls stash on the computer (2.5TB)?'
'F*ck. Should've ordered chicken last night.'
As regrets about life surfaced, a seductive voice pulled me out.
"Kang Jinhyuk."
Finally seeing past those massive tits: long golden blonde hair, sparkling star-like eyes. Huge breasts...
My ideal type, no matter how I looked.
'How is a perfect woman like this in front of me...?'
As I pondered that, she spoke.
"You've died 99 times this time."
"......What?"
Died 99 times without me knowing?
...Now the surroundings came into focus.
A strange space covered in pure white light.
Just me and this blonde busty beauty in a white dress...
- Squish♡ Squish♡
Lying on soft thighs, using them as a pillow.
What's floating above her head...?
'...A crown?'
So... she's a goddess?
'...No wonder it felt suspiciously plush.'
If she's a goddess, it checks out.
"...You've stared at my tits enough now?"
"Gah! Busted!"
"......You think I wouldn't notice you ogling like that?"
"...."
Instincts are unavoidable... I'm not a pervert or anything...
"Ahem! ...Anyway, you're dead. And now you'll revive in a parallel world."
"Oh..."
This is peak webnovel cliché...
"Remember your last words?"
"My last...?"
Were they 'I want to be the protagonist'...?
"Right. I'm granting that wish."
"Whoa! I just thought it!"
"...I'm a goddess, dummy."
"Ah."
"...Did your IQ drop on death?"
......Still using your thighs as a pillow here, I can hear everything?
These thighs are f*cking squishy...
"...I can hear your thoughts too."
"Ah."
......Did my IQ really drop?
"...Anyway! You get exactly three wishes. I'll hear them and grant what I can."
"What? They might not work?"
"Possible."
"...Cheap goddess."
"......Reincarnate you as a cockroach?"
Damn, she heard my mumble.
"Haha! Benevolent Goddess! As expected, your mercy matches your bust size! This humble subject is overwhelmed by your grace!!!!!!!!!!"
"...Sigh."
A sigh from a blonde busty beauty goddess... Kinda hot?
"Enough!!! Hurry up and pick your wishes!!!"
"Y-Yes..."
Time to unleash my usual fantasies...
'Gotta be handsome and ripped, right?'
A true protagonist needs to be a handsome alpha male.
And alphas are surrounded by hotties. Common sense.
"...Both doable."
"Really?!!"
"Yeah."
Whoa, it works. I was ready to drop one.
"Just one more then?"
"No."
"...Fast when you want."
...Last wish has to be... this.
- Throb!
My one pride, my junior. 20cm virgin cock.
Last one's a shame, but handsome face and body should escape virginity...
"Hmm... Want this too? Greedy..."
- Grab—
Whoa, Goddess, don't just grab my dick like that...
- Stroke—Stroke—
Ah... My dick's melting. That small, pale hand shaking my cock up and down wildly.
- Shake♡ Shake♡
And those huge tits tempting me right in front.
"Heh heh heh... Come here!!!!!!"
"Kyaa?!♥ S-Suddenly... so rough...!!"
"This is all your fault, Goddess!!! You grabbed my dick while granting wishes and teased me!!!!"
Goddess's face flushed red, answering in a shy voice.
"...Honestly, you're totally my type..."
"...What?"
"Hnnng... That's why I didn't wanna say it..."
What? I'm the goddess's type?
- Twitch!
Look at my junior reacting in shock. Is this normal?!
"...In all 99 lives, you had that huge cock... But plain face like an extra, couldn't even bag one girl. Pitiful..."
So in 99 lives, I never once lost my virginity?
"So... Thought this time you'd finally do it... But you just made a girl cry..."
"Ah... Th-That was out of my control..."
"I know, that's what makes it sadder... Such a fine cock, and bitches can't even appreciate it..."
- Stroke♡ Stroke♡
'Urgh... Stroking so softly is cheating...'
Did she read my mind? She smiled seductively and whispered in my ear.
"...Kang Jinhyuk. If you... finish your 100th life... Hoo... I'll make you my husband...♥ Just f*ck other bitches' pussies in moderation, okay...? Got it...?♥"
"Gasp...!"
Sexy ASMR blasting straight into my ears.
Especially a confession from my ideal busty goddess. Gotta accept.
...What does 'moderation' mean? I'm a virgin anyway...
"Forgot I'm granting wishes?"
"Ah."
"Sheesh... Handsome and ripped... Which bitch wouldn't eat you up? Take care of that body... Husband...♥"
- Smack♥
Soft lips brushing mine.
Definitely... lips from my self-proclaimed future wife, the massive-tits goddess...
"Hehe... Stole your first kiss... the virgin kiss you couldn't get in 99 lives♥"
This bratty... no, seductive goddess fondled my cock lewdly, looking ready to make me cum.
- Slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp♡
Obscene motions that'd make me blow if I didn't hold back.
Pillow thighs, squeezing those massive tits to bursting, first kiss with a goddess... Brain's on fire.
- Stroke stroke stroke stroke——♡
She knew I was close, narrowing her eyes with lewd gaze, stroking faster.
Her soft handjob was pro-level, controlling my climax perfectly.
'Grrk... N-No more...!!'
Ah... I'm gonna cum...!! First handjob in 23 years, from a blonde busty beauty...!!
- Stroke stroke stroke stroke————♥♥♥
Speed ramping up, but... couldn't cum.
'Why... why??'
Goddess smirked and whispered.
"My name is Goddess Elisicia... Husband...♥ Spill your first load not on my hand... but deep in my mouth...♥"
- Ahhh— Elisicia opens her mouth.
How can even her mouth be this lewd... Is Elisicia the goddess of lewdness?
- Pat pat pat pat pat——♥
Aah... Wanna cum. Wanna ravage that mouth mercilessly...
Hearing my fantasy, Elisicia teasingly played with her tongue.
"Lick lick♡ Husband's Horse Cock♥ Pound Elisicia's mouth-pussy relentlessly...♥ Heee—♥"
- Snap.
Something snapped in my head, reason gone.
One thought left.
'Gonna fill that mouth!!'
I bolted up, shoving my Horse Cock into Elisicia's mouth-pussy.
"Mmmph...!♥♥♥"
No flinch at the sudden intrusion; her lewd mouth clenched right away.
She even started sucking herself.
"Slurrrp...!! Suck! Kiss♥ Slurrrrp!♥"
'Ah... So this is a blowjob.'
The tag filling my porn folder: 'Fellatio.'
Finally experiencing it. Thought my size meant never.
'Did I? Technically after death...'
- Slurp—Suck—Stroke suck stroke——♥
Elisicia's mouth-pussy gave stimulation shattering stray thoughts.
'Cum... Husband♥ Fill Elisicia's lewd mouth-pussy to the brim♥ Come on— Spurt♥ Spurtttt~~~♥'
Her sexy voice direct in my ear. Goddess perk?
Ah, can't hold it.
- Stroke♥ Suck♥ Sluuuurp♥♥♥
Spurt spurt!!♥♥ Spuuuurt—!!!——♥
I came, matching Elisicia's suction.
All strength sucked out, every drop of cum in my body poured into her mouth.
Her cheeks bulged full.
- Gulp♥ Gulp♥
Not spilling a drop, Elisicia swallowed it all.
Frog-like cheeks deflated, finally empty.
- Ahhhh♥
She showed her clean mouth, teasing with her tongue.
"Haa... Husband's now... Elisicia's husband♥ Tried to hold back... but you're too naughty...♥"
- Kiss♥
Kissing my spent tip.
'......Huh, why so sleepy all of a sudden...'
The kiss drained my energy; eyes growing heavy.
"Next time, definitely~♥ Deflower Elisicia's virgin pussy...♥"
"Ah... Definitely..."
Before my words finished, consciousness faded.