Chapter 81
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 81
Chapter Title: Kong Kong
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Fuck lololololol
Everyone check this out lolololololol
Dungeon Protocol Address - (321,532,444,2)
Lowjinrat Great Mountains, let's fucking go lololol
lolololololololololol
This is it, this is it, this is it!!
Did this bastard suck Oblivion's dick too??
lmao but he suffered for a while at least.
You've got the credentials, bro. I approve.
No guarantee the elves won't come to the Lowjinrat Mountains??
Obsessive yandere elves will come rape him right away, fuck off
Yeah, just try coming
Just suicide and it's over lol
Oh, I'm in South Kingdom
Should be quiet this time
Ah...
Of all places, North Kingdom...
Newbie yam!
We gotta share our dungeon addresses ㅠㅠ
Let's reveal on the count of three!
Should we?
Yeah!
One!
Two!
Three!
Frost Needle Mountain!
Blue Coast!
Just kill me
Just kill me
Just kill me
Just kill me
You said you weren't a menthal case
Dungeon Gallery has an unwritten rule.
Once transfers are done, everyone shares their locations.
The biggest topic this time was, naturally, my dungeon coordinates.
Of course it was.
I'm the only SSS-rank delivery guy in DunGal who can hop between multiple dungeons.
Big Bro Jootak once told me:
Take stuff from well-off veteran dungeons and deliver to struggling ones.
It could be a huge help to Dungeon Masters.
I'm too far away fuck
Me too, too far ;;
Too far for me too.
kk Next time for sure
Wanted to show off my sands ;;
DunGal has this thing called the BIG 6.
You know, like in comics or sports, the top powerhouses.
DunGal's BIG 6 is the same.
Jootak, Bite-Love Dog, Ant Queen, Anonymous Butcher, Golem King, DIP.
They've got the highest levels and biggest dungeons.
I thought maybe one would swing by.
But everyone was too far.
Sob.
No matter how bullshit anomaly transfers are, I'm a newbie too.
I was hoping for some decent items.
Bummer.
The most tempting was Golem King's Replicant Automata.
How does a guy hold back from giant golems?
Anyway.
Whatever.
"North Kingdom again, huh."
Frost Needle Mountain.
The spot where Three-Cars-Ham's Dino World was before.
Now Dreamland transferred here.
Farther from Fire Forge.
But closer to North Kingdom.
Tsk.
Honestly, I wanted to drop somewhere else.
Like with Aborallis before.
Pulled way too much aggro.
"Should be fine though, right?"
Rumors are trashed, sure.
But I gave that Wolfhaufen Count a proper schooling last time.
Normal folks can't even set foot in Dreamland.
Everyone should know that by now.
The one thing equal to all people is life.
Everyone's only got one.
Say Dreamland's some world-threatening villain.
Say I have to die or the world ends.
But really?
I don't think North Kingdom humans will sacrifice their lives to take it down.
'Why should I sacrifice to stop it?' That's human nature.
Sure, some might not.
But they'd be the minority.
If others just watch from sidelines.
Even the sacrificial types get pissed and bail.
Unless it hits home directly.
People hate stepping up.
Mana stone hunters? Maybe.
But justice-driven? Nah.
No world conquest ambitions here.
Rumors should die down eventually.
Just flex the terror.
Show invading Dreamland is suicidal and pointless.
I feel some pity, but my life's precious too.
Boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Ant Queen exploding in frustration~
Don't wanna hear vets nagging.
Most are mana stone chasers anyway.
Show weakness, more invaders come.
Anyway.
Time to borrow Malangi's power again.
Scouting's like eating cake in bed.
"Ack."
Yeah yeah.
Counting on you.
Brothers, best to check Wolfhaufen territory first, right?
Yeah
Yep. He's the one in North Kingdom who knows Dreamland best.
Chance he comes back, checking the count's moves is best.
Planning to summon an anomaly at the count's mansion??
If so, upload live footage too...
lololol
Oh, who's this.
Bro
Me?
Yes
Why call me?
Heard you dropped in North Kingdom this time!
Mind sharing your exact spot? hehe
Kong Kong.
A total mystery vet to me.
I've gotten close to lots of Dungeon Masters so far.
But not him.
If I ranked inner closeness as Newbie.
Daily "Newbie yam!" Sarang, face-to-face Champ Dragon Boss Three-Cars-Ham, steadfast live-stream Squad Head Ham feel pretty close.
Other vets who show interest.
And occasional reactors.
Kong Kong Ham was last tier.
Among them, the farthest from me.
Well, makes sense.
In society, some stay distant even after years.
Whatever.
We're just chatting on the forum.
Bound to happen.
Not close, but not enemies.
We've replied to each other before.
Maybe bond this time.
Installing anomalies benefits both.
Why tho?
Wanna come install an anomaly, cool? hehe
Ah.....
Can you give me a bit to think?
Of course
This reaction's unexpected.
I waited for Kong Kong's reply.
But he didn't show up for a while.
"Hmm..."
I scratched my head.
Feels like I got rejected.
Dungeon Gallery has a secret comment system.
Only the OP can see them.
Sarang yam!
Gasp what happened yam...
Newbie leaving secret comments like this...
Is it what I think...?
(/////)
Sigh...
Lemme prep my heart a sec ㅠㅠ
No... just came to ask secretly
Pls stop
...........
Depressed now ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
What were you even expecting lol
Anyway, got a question about Kong Kong Ham
Mhm!
Is he usually cold to others too?
Not super close or anything
But we're nearby this time
Asked if I could come install anomaly
But vibe was rejection ㅠㅠ
Wonder if I messed up
Not like Newbie pissed him off or anything
He's just like that yam
Like 100% introvert??
That kinda feel?
Can't force on someone who dislikes me
Kinda bummed...
lolololol...
Should I say... should I not...
Gimme a sec to think too??
Huh?
First time Sarang reacts like this.
"No, what the hell?"
Why make me so curious.
Staged prank?
Newbie yam!
Mhm
Everyone knows this.
But everyone pretends not to.
So NEVER mention on DunGal.
Especially not in front of Kong Kong.
Got it???
Laying bait like that.
Makes me think it's some insane secret.
I'm human, can't help anticipating.
I swallowed hard.
Taking it to the grave...
Sigh... one last thing before telling Newbie.
What do you think is the happiest dungeon in this world?
"Happiest dungeon" sounds weird...
If anything, Three-Cars-Ham's easy-clear one?
Wrong!
Answer: Kong Kong's dungeon!
Reason's simple.
It's...
I had to gape at Sarang's comments.
As a Dungeon Master, I've seen a lot.
Nothing past or future tops this shock.
And for good reason.
Kong Kong's dungeon.
Was a different genre altogether.
ㄷㄷㄷ...
So...
To sum up Sarang...
Kong Kong's a succubus or incubus dungeon?
lmao...
He denies it hard, we all play dumb.
Kong Kong dungeon's infamous
Can't avoid intel from invaders...
This is a HUGE DunGal taboo...
NEVER say it????
Got it
Thanks for telling me...
It really exists in this world.
Ero trap dungeon.
Hmm.
What to say.
Now I get the mystery concept.
Dungeon Masters don't pick themes knowing others'.
Others have demons, angels, vampires, golems, undead—cool shit.
Solo ero dungeon?
Awkward to admit.
Especially to a newbie.
Respect it.
Anomalies are weird, but this tops it.
What even is Oblivion?
So I gave up meeting Kong Kong Ham.
Probably never will.
You asked if you could visit my dungeon before
You can come but
Could you help me out a bit? lol...
Huh.
Suddenly?
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