Chapter 65
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 65
Chapter Title: Return
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Successfully defended against the wave.
Rewards will be calculated based on difficulty.
Calculation complete.
The difficulty of this wave is Insanity.
Points have been awarded.
Dungeon Master's level has exceeded 100.
Number of minions and traps you can control has increased.
You can now purchase ★5 grade items.
As expected of the Blessed big sis.
She came alone, and she's giving rewards this generous?
It's almost the same as the payout for repelling those 70 dwarves.
And Dreamland's even stronger now than back then, yet the multiplier's still this good.
Of course, the higher your level climbs...
the stingier the rewards will get.
If she brings allies next time, it'll be a real windfall.
Won't be long before 3M Hamster hits his level-up milestone.
Anyway.
Honestly, she scared me.
She felt different from your average intruder.
How should I put it? All the previous ones risked their lives coming in, so they moved slowly, steeped in that unique dread.
But this Avaloris woman was different.
With infinite lives, she charged ahead clean and decisive, like it was just a game.
When the maze got temporarily nullified, I was genuinely startled.
Most dangerous dungeon rapist I've faced yet.
Just like the gallery folks said, the Blessed feel like they were born to kill Dungeon Masters.
If I were a newbie Dungeon Master with some plain theme, that might've been game over.
"I thought I'd gotten stronger for sure."
This leaves me uneasy.
Beyond spending points, is there a way to fortify the dungeon even more?
Maybe exploit a system loophole?
I can bring intruders in from outside.
And dungeons have 'entry limits.'
I'm a level 105 Dungeon Master.
So max entry limit is 15 people.
If I drag in 15 easy-to-handle goblin types from outside and let them live happily ever after in Dreamland, no one else could get in, right? Yeah, no.
'That won't fly.'
Truth is, I think it's impossible.
No matter how glitchy a newbie I am, some lines can't be crossed.
Oblivion sets up basic safeguards to keep dungeons as dungeons.
For instance, it forbids ideas like using dungeon expansion to block the path to the core room, making impossible.
In this case, I figure after a set time, it'd trigger 'defense success' judgment, ending the wave even if they're alive.
I've got reason to think that.
In the goblin cave, intruders turned into goblins end the wave on 'death' judgment without dying.
If it worked, paranoid Dungeon Masters like 3M Hamster would've abused it already.
No need to test it myself.
The veteran Dungeon Masters who started before me have probably tried everything.
The gallery will clear up my questions later.
The simplest way is still just spec-up.
Anomaly lets you farm EXP and points by installing fixtures in other dungeons or defending waves.
The former's viable depending on the case.
But it's limited by dungeon location, and assumes intruders enter that dungeon.
The closest dungeon to Dreamland right now...
is 3M Hamster's Dino World. Round trip on Squishy would take about a week.
The next nearest ones...
require committing to months of travel.
Dungeons have to shift locations about once a year.
If I'm not in the dungeon then, it might not teleport at all.
If the distance is huge...
I could be forced away for a long stretch.
Unless Squishy gets faster or I snag new transport, I need to think it over.
For now, I'll visit other dungeons whenever I can to plant Anomalies.
More income's always better, and higher levels mean more traps and minions to buy.
Last resort: forced kidnapping.
But personally, I hate that method.
It's no different from killing people and looting for cash—like a bandit.
If it were scary monsters like goblins or trolls, maybe.
But I don't want to torment folks who haven't harmed me or my friends.
This world's full of dungeon rapists.
I came to relay info to Dungeon Master-nim.
Dungeon Master-nim isn't from South Kingdom, right?
So what? Hehe.
Plenty of non-rapists exist too.
Gotta live clean.
No other way.
Not every Blessed has traits like 'Trap Nullification.'
They revive on death, but penalties exist.
Repelling a Blessed makes me grow stronger.
Just buy more annoying Anomalies.
Turn Dreamland into a nightmare pit.
And.
You got lucky this time. If I'd beaten you at the start, you'd have gotten nothing but penalties.
She said it loud enough for me to hear on purpose.
The Blessed rated Dreamland a 'dungeon she doesn't want to enter.'
No need to rush. Just keep this up.
For now, celebrate breaking level 100.
Now I can buy minions and traps way better than anything I've hired so far.
"Oh, but I forgot to turn on community linking."
I hopped onto Dungeon Gallery first.
Gotta post the live update before expanding.
"Huh?"
But.
Why's the gallery so dead?
Fewer posts too. Nothing bad happened while I was gone, right?
I started reading from the old posts.
Newbie holding up okay, I hope.
He's holding up fine... We've seen Anomaly performance so far.
Don't worry too much.
Dreamland can insta-kill even Blesseds anyway.
No, Avaloris's illusions are too much of a wildcard.
We don't fully grasp Blessed abilities.
If she reads memories from 'objects' not just corpses,
it's basically busted unless you make a whole new zone.
That's definitely risky... Yeah...
Our Newbie's already soft like fresh tofu,
Damn... I'm worried...
His mindset's definitely pure, yeah.
Mentally tough guy, he'll be fine.
Even illusions can't cherry-pick perfect info.
If it could, Avaloris would be Oblivion's poster child outside. Lol.
A-a-and illusions don't help much with anyway...
Pr-probably didn't invest that heavy...
Sh-she came solo anyway... Just scouting, probably...
No Newbie live updates feels kinda lonely.
So when do we get Blessed classroom footage? Lol.
Why's Dungeon Gal so quiet??
Damn, gal vibe's super gloomy. Funeral or what??
Newbie was our biggest bait,
Content drought, gg dead gal lol.
Nothing actually went wrong, right?
Why you too??
Sit your asses down, you little shits.
I'll drill holes with my antenna. Lol.
This guy's post just now asking if Newbie's okay,
super emo vibes lol.
Lmao facts.
TBH shady take:
Everyone only talks Newbie,
been bugging me lately,
but damn, his influence is huge.
Guess I'm a newbie fan too... Now I'm worried for no reason...
So did Chew Love Doggo <<< this one die??
Fr, haven't seen him since Newbie dipped.
Probably spirit linking, water bowl prayer rn...
What shared fate bs?
This that Peach Garden Oath thing?
He just lurked pre-Newbie anyway.
True...
Sigh... What to do with this mentaller? O_O
He'll handle it.
Don't stress, just wait.
Phew... Finished Newbie doll.
Yo, long time.
But you said you suck at crafts... Why's it so cute??
Mentaller power overcomes innate limits ig.
Call it power of love??
Why's there blood on the Newbie doll lol curse doll??
Poked my fingers a ton working hard ㅠㅠ
Sincere effort!
Sincere effort!
Sincere effort!
Hanging it from the ceiling till Newbie returns lol
Like Teruterubozu.
If he doesn't come back, I'll hang instead hehe.
Hey stop that!
If I were a girl he'd actually off himself ;;;
Terminal case...
Dungeon Gal users' freakouts are next level.
For real.
Someone worrying about me...
Feels pretty good.
What to say for my return post?
Hmm. Nothing beats this.
Title: Blessed flirted with me, is she a gold digger??
Author: Newbie
Newbie hit 105 already lol
Live update later but gimme ★5 trap/minion recs anyway.
Gonna actually suicide this time.
D-d-d-damn... I believed in you...
You back after ages and no hello to the hyungs, straight Q drop??? What manners are those???
hyyy hyyy hyyy hyyy
hyyy hyyy hyyy hyyy hyyy
hyyy hyyy hyyy hyyy hyyy hyyy
Glad you're safe!
Welcome back.
Pls Newbie drop live first no Qs...
Fuckers, nothing happened after all huh Dungeon Gal trash.
Come on in.
hyyy hyyy hyyy
Missed you...
Did you fuck the Blessed??
As if lol.
Lolololol.
Everyone was waiting.
Drop minion/trap lists first for recs dumbass lol.
★5 are solid, performance jumps from there.
How far'd Avaloris defile you??? Spill the tea ffs.
Newbie yamm!
Pfft.
Nothing beats gallery scrolling post-wave.
Fortunately protected the virgin barrier ㅠㅠ
I busily worked my fingers again today.