Chapter 10
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 10
Chapter Title: UFC
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So, yeah.
To sum it up in one sentence, I was just an ordinary guy.
My job was freelance, and everyone—myself included—agreed that my life was a dull one with no dramatic changes on the horizon.
Click!
Right now, though, I was living something pretty special.
As the master of a dungeon called Dreamland, that is.
And...
This is legit...
So the Lowjinrat Mountains look like this, huh.
Doesn't look much different from my dungeon.
Bullshit, no way.
As a member of the Dungeon Gallery, too.
The air looks so clean.
Showed it to my kids, and they wanna run around playing.
Nice scenery.
Trolls and goblins swarming a peaceful-looking mountain... horrifying...
According to the attendants, Dungeon Masters can't even leave their dungeons.
Honestly, when I heard that, I was the one who couldn't believe it.
No matter how much of a homebody you are, every human wants to step outside at least once a month.
I'd probably want to kill myself if I were stuck like that.
Being able to go outside... super jealous...
...a bit
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Ah, was trying to delete it and fat-fingered...
LOLOLOL
Could handle the level envy, but freedom envy is too much, fuck...
Attendant told you to post it.
A bit jealous too tbh.
Hmm... not that much...
Birds with free wings want to escape their cages—do you think we're any different?
What the hell is that, you weeb...
Was trying to set the mood, fuck off.
A place I'd wanna go on a date with Newbie ㅠ
You're a vampire, you'd die under the sun...
Power of love will make it work!
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Feeling NTR vibes... stealing Newbie ofc lol
Besides the users who haven't commented yet, there are other Dungeon Masters like me in the Dungeon Gallery.
The world is full of enemies gunning for dungeons.
These are the ones who've survived on their own from the start.
It might sound ridiculous.
Compared to their life-or-death struggles, my ordinary life feels endlessly mundane.
But somehow, their desperate efforts to survive overlap a bit with my own gritty times scraping by.
You guys have been through a lot. Respect.
I just kinda wanted to say that.
And...
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What the fuck.
A flood of question marks piling up below.
So cocky...
But this feeling... not bad at all. What is it?
Maybe that one line just made me like Newbie.
Teeeng... Newbie, pat me ㅠㅠ
Pat me first ㅠㅠ
These guys... no good deed goes unpunished.
Still, this chaotic vibe was pure Dungeon Gallery, and I liked it.
I'm still suffering, pls pat me...
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Honestly, if I'd spawned next to the World Tree, I'd have killed myself...
Hang in there...
Sent a word of comfort to SechaHam, fighting alone in elf territory.
This opens up more options for Newbie to visit.
If Skull or DIP goes out, undead apocalypse starts immediately...
Tank side would be better handled by BitchDogLover.
I wonder if minions can go out too.
Come to think of it, I had a question.
What's everyone's level?
I'm the lowest at 250.
Wait, what?
Why so high?
Feeling deprived...
Newbie, do you know how long it took me to hit level 10?
Took a year, so don't say that you one-day wonder...
Ah lol;;
I accidentally guilt-tripped them.
Ahem.
Anyway, I'll come visit your dungeons later lol
Sigh... never seen such a shit gamer... Newbie, wanna see me go insane?
You're skipped for now ㅇㅇ
Sorry.
For real?
Lol... come over, I'll treat you right.
Please come to mine too, I'm not great at small talk but...
Come and deal with these fucking elves pls
Me me me me me me me me me
If Newbie doesn't come see me I'll turn pitch black and die
Where's that... just visiting nearby peeps... come to mine too ㅇㅅㅇ
I'll show you the true power of steampunk. Come to my bosom!
Wanna see skulls??
I'm handsomer than that guy's minions lol come here
Once it's confirmed minions can go out too, let's raise Newbie as a tactical nuke. Then we control the dungeons, right?
That's ages away so stfu and join the mood. If Newbie visits as a guest I'll treat 'em right.
I got a whale at home, wanna see the whale?
Time to head back.
Proof posted, chat's in a good mood.
Right as I went to close the hologram...
Somehow feels heartwarming for once.
Glad the newbie is you.
Come visit me too.
And welcome to DunGal.
Never said it before... (awkward)
Is this what it feels like to be acknowledged by an admin?
Not bad at all.
Status window!!
LV. 19
Class: Dungeon Master
Dungeon Theme: Anomaly
Population: 0/50
Device Count: 1/50
Points: 10000
UN: Newbie
UC: dm_6_666666666
The last wave I blocked was 10 hobgoblins.
Bought traps and misc stuff before the wave, so points are just the 10k reward—nothing else.
Didn't invest stats manually.
They went up anyway, so probably auto-increase on level up.
Wonder how much my physical abilities have improved.
I'll ask in the gallery later.
【Anomalous Slime (★1)】
Price: 500P
Tags: Anomaly, Immortal, Harmless
Quickly cleans up trash inside the dungeon.
First things first, cleaning.
Went into the minion menu and bought an Anomalous Slime.
They sell regular slimes too, but same price and this one has Immortal tag—better choice.
Attendant said don't buy minions.
Even the gallery vets, including No Subordinates Only Me, use slimes though. Should be fine.
Moment later.
Plop!
Something squishy popped out on the white floor.
"Oh. So you're the slime."
A lump of transparent liquid.
Sniff sniff. Completely odorless and colorless, as advertised.
Squishing it reminded me of playing with slime toys as a kid.
The slime slipped right out of my hand.
It devoured the debris on the floor in seconds, then oozed into the corridor.
"Whoa..."
What the hell, that's creepy.
Guess it'll handle the rest on its own. I left it.
"Lemme see."
Where to spend the remaining 9500P.
No suitable Anomaly theme items available right now.
Minions? None at all.
Probably need to level up to unlock higher-grade ones—Doppelganger, Neck-Snapping Monster, Intelligent Parasite... names sound brutal as hell.
Not buying anyway.
Might consider for tough human invaders later, so memorized them for now.
"Alright."
Gallery time when in doubt.
Posted again today.
Title: Dumping Photos of DIP and Golem King Chilling
Author: Newbie
Newbie here, no idea where to spend 9500P...
Recommend pls...
*Comments
You don't even need to bait, everyone replies to you fuck.
You little shit
Got startled for a sec.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Works like a charm.
Others asking to show trap list, trait list, etc., via comments.
Gotta screenshot quick and post.
Oh, one more thing I wanna ask: how strong is all stats at 22?
You've never fought personally even once?
Yeah, haven't...
That's legendary...
Handled everything with traps so far.
No need for me to step up.
Not a bad idea to try fighting once now.
Trolls are iffy, but goblin level? Yeah, you could now...
Eh.
Me, personally taking down enemies?
Kinda scary...
What if enemies break through all traps later?
Wanna side with Newbie usually, but as a Dungeon Master, you gotta experience combat.
Even Newbie fanboy BitchDogLover emphasized the need for combat experience.
If everyone's saying that much...
Ok ok, I'll try
Wanna see Newbie fight!! Post it!!
No reason not to.