Chapter 0: Prologue - The Sword Saint’s Streamer

The number 0—the one that seemed destined never to change for the rest of her life—ticked up to 1.

[CultivationIsMyLife has joined the stream.] 2:33 PM

True to form, a ‍‍‌‌⁠⁠‌‍‍‌⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠‌‌‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠holographic notification popped up. But she was ‍‍‌‌⁠⁠‌‍‍‌⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠‌‌‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠hard at work, and never saw it.

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CultivationIsMyLife 2:43 PM

What kind of stream even is this?

CultivationIsMyLife 2:44 PM

Whoa, dem titties tho…

CultivationIsMyLife 2:55 PM

Oh, finally off to cultivate, let's gooo

CultivationIsMyLife 2:56 PM

What? No cultivation? CultivatorRating just took a nosedive lmaooo

CultivationIsMyLife 3:31 PM

Hold up, I thought she'd at least be doing waterfall training, but she's just out here farming weeds lol. How has she not died by now?

💎 CultivationIsMyLife donated 100 Low-Grade Chromite!

4:55 PM

— CultivationIsMyLife 4:55 PM

Oh… no, wait, hold on—how much? How ‍‍‌‌⁠⁠‌‍‍‌⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠‌‌‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠much, for fuck's sake, can I buy that spirit pill you just made?

"Huh? Oh—thank you for the hundred chromite~. The spirit pill's up in the ‍‍‌‌⁠⁠‌‍‍‌⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠‌‌‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠link below."

Prologue

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