Chapter 31
Chapter 31
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 31
Chapter Title: The Stream Where Pandering Gets You Banned (1)
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Speaking honestly, the thought of trying streaming myself isn't something that hasn't crossed my mind at all.
Working from home 365 days a year, making money just by playing Triachia? Excluding the major downside of almost no days off, it's a pretty appealing job.
However, the average income of small-time streamers that I secretly searched up and confirmed on the internet while the boss wasn't looking gave me a shock.
Hourly wage? What a joke. It doesn't even reach half of half of that.
Especially the part about needing to turn on your cam to see any meaningful growth made me abandon this path quickly.
They say dullahan streamers—those who don't show their faces—are as rare as fingers on one hand when they blow up in the industry.
Sure, objectively speaking, my current looks wouldn't draw hate, so cam streaming might yield decent results.
But the problem is that using my current appearance to gain benefits feels deeply repulsive.
Let alone whether I could even boil broth as skillfully as the boss.
Just imagining it makes me want to puke.
That's why it's a problem if viewers who pop into my stream on a whim get the wrong expectations.
Statistically speaking, the odds of me continuing to stream are minuscule.
"Ahh. Can you hear me? This feels kinda awkward."
And so, I stood at a crossroads.
Accounting for even that slim chance by streaming normally, or...
Just blatantly signaling 'I'm not gonna stream.'
I chose the latter.
Looking at my current situation from a third-party perspective.
Yoo Seo-ha seems to have earned quite a bit of favor from the boss, Chan-ho, and the viewers.
Thanks to that, even after this tournament ends, the chances are high I'll get offers for occasional collab part-time gigs.
At the very least, that should tide me over until I finish finger rehab.
Then I can just find a normal job and live a normal life.
I'm not lacking in work ethic, so I'd adapt anywhere.
On the flip side, if I waver ambiguously between streaming or not?
Testing the waters like that is an easy way to breed resentment and lose what little I have.
That's the worst-case scenario I imagine—and the most likely future.
I frowned as I banned them.
Yeah. Truth is, there's another big reason I feel repulsed about officially becoming a streamer.
That's the issue. Most viewers in my stream came via the boss or Chan-ho.
I'm already leeching off the boss economically.
And now stealing her main source of income—her viewers?
Who does that? It's beastly, conscienceless.
Just thinking about it tenses my fingertips.
Some might find me frustrating for letting emotions sway me.
But to me, the boss... is a little special.
My first friend in life. I don't know how she sees it, but I'm scared of losing her.
Even if it means passing up a free ride as a streamer, I'm not so incompetent that I'd starve without it.
These small connections I have now are precious to me.
Of course, I'd be too embarrassed to say this to her face.
Im Chan-ho? That guy's fine. He's big corp enough I don't need to worry.
Ideally, only his viewers would come over.
"Thanks for joining my stream. Since there are too many people, I'll start by shaking off the ants."
If the stream's gonna tank anyway, I reject the ordinary path.
I'll tank it spectacularly, beyond anyone's reach.
Current viewer count: over 400.
How many will survive my freak show?
My lips curl up in anticipation.
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"Hello everyone! Challenge: No being late—1,000 days achieved!"
"Huh? Seo-ha's already streaming? I thought she'd start later than me."
Kang Nari couldn't hide her bewilderment at the riot in her chat.
Given Yoo Seo-ha's personality, she'd predicted a super late start.
What the hell was going on to cause this chaos?
She hurriedly searched 'Yoo Seo-ha' on Soft Stream.
"...What is this."
She hesitated to click the thumbnail.
A riot of colors on the stream screen.
Even as a still image, the mental assault was palpable—her hair stood on end.
The sad fact was that Kang Nari, witnessing this shocking scene, didn't check the chat.
In the end, without muting or even lowering her speaker volume, she clicked into Yoo Seo-ha's stream.
And then...
"Wh-what!!"
There was Yoo Seo-ha, belting out a song without a care for any eyes on her.
She even had multiple weird voice effects on, her mechanical voice undulating like waves.
Shock incarnate.
The amazing part? Even buried under voice modulation, you could tell she sang abysmally bad.
"Wh-what are you doing?! Have you finally lost it?!"
"I'm logging out first!"
She hammered the exit button to escape that hell.
No wonder yesterday, while helping with stream setup, she asked specifically about mic settings...
Never imagined she'd pull this stunt.
Riiiing—.
She snatched her phone and called Yoo Seo-ha.
Moments later.
A voice came through the phone.
- Yes. Ahem! Yes, boss.
"Seo-ha? What are you doing right now...?"
- Uh, um, me? ...Just chilling.
"Seo-ha.... I can hear the MR in the background...."
- Ah! Slip-up.
"Why the sudden song stream...?"
- ...Did you see it by any chance.
"Of course I did.... Our stream's viewers are in an uproar."
- Just shaking off some ants real quick.
I slapped my forehead.
Ant-shake? She knows big streamers do it to ditch trolls after sudden fame.
But not on a first stream, and never like this.
Usually, they drop cam and silently grind their main game endlessly.
"Yeah... I see..."
But she gave up understanding.
Yoo Seo-ha was too big a vessel for Kang Nari to contain.
The deeper she thought, the more her head hurt.
- Anyway, the remaining 150 of you, I acknowledge you're not casual inflows. Congrats on becoming core fans.
"No way that's why..."
- Gotta have a filter this tough to snag the real fans, right??
"I'm going insane."
And the next move unfolded: the Impel Town incident.
After 20 minutes of freak show, sane viewers who'd been banned for no reason clamored to be unbanned.
Of course, all they got was public execution.
Their chats from Nari's room were exposed one by one.
"Sorry Seo-ha... Our stream's bad viewers..."
- It's fine, got donations. Ack, what song next? You guys are crazy?
"......"
- Who's cute...? I said pandering gets you banned? Where you at. Come here.
Does Yoo Seo-ha even realize?
Not intentional, but that act just secured her a solid concrete base of 150 fans.
Way too generous for a newbie small-time streamer's debut.
Kang Nari's first debut didn't even break 100 total viewers.
Of course, knowing most peeled off from her or Im Chan-ho...
But hearing the ban reasons, she had zero desire to take them back.
Hell, she'd love if they stayed forever.
'Sorry Seo-ha... For dumping the concentration camp role on you...'
Thus, Yoo Seo-ha's first stream opened in a win-win with Kang Nari.
That a separate endgame freak show was prepped was a secret unknown to Yoo Seo-ha.