Iramachio and Creampie? The Vulgar Menu of Artemis

Is the order iramachio and creampie? In a world where all desires can come true, this ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠was a brothel of unheard-of vulgarity and debauchery—Artemis.

How the hell did I end up like this...? I was wearing a reverse bunny girl outfit that might as well have been naked and handed the menu to the man.

"Welcome to Artemis. Here's the menu."

I knelt before him and introduced myself.

"The one attending you today... is Sia Seong, the S-rank hunter known to the world as the Sword Princess, inheritor of the Sword Saint's Blessing. They say I display beautiful sword dances in the gates—it's an honor to serve you. Please take a look at the menu and choose your desired play."

We arrived at the Hunter Management Bureau by car.

"A brothel in the Hunter Management Bureau...?"

"The world's safest vault is always right under a bank. Perfect place to hide an ugly world."

Gates appeared day and night without warning, so the building's lights never went out—earning it the nickname Lighthouse. I'd always thought the Hunter Management Bureau was a public institution ensuring citizens could sleep soundly without worry. I'd never actually been contacted by them. I just knew that if they did reach out, it meant something bad had happened...

Before getting out of the car, he handed me a thick blue robe with a deep hood that could cover my entire face.

"Put this on."

"Got it."

He glared at my casual speech. Damn bastard... Trash. Threatening me with Yumi's life. I had no choice but to obey his orders.

"Got it... sir."

Then he handed me a small box. Inside was a leather dog collar embedded with a mana stone.

"And this—you put it on your own neck with your own hands. That's an order."

Order... order...

I took out the dog collar and wrapped it around my neck roughly.

"Making me wear something like this..."

"To remind yourself once more that you're my property. You have to obey every order, right?"

Property, my ass—this wouldn't work on me. My mental strength was on a whole different level from Sia's. This was nothing... Once I confirmed Yumi's location, I'd cut this guy down, even if it meant betraying Sia. I'd do it myself.

I fastened the dog collar around my own neck with my own hands.

"May I ask one question... Master?"

"Anything. Heh. Works like a charm."

"Why do you always laugh like that, so creepily, Master?"

"You still haven't realized? Why?"

"Why bring me instead of Sia, Master? Wouldn't it be easier with her?"

"Awakened you... You might feel that way."

"From the start, wouldn't it be less hassle to just take Sia? Isn't this just annoying, Master?"

"Definitely—this is way more fun."

"You're such a psycho... Master."

Unlike me, who pulled the hood over my robe, he strode boldly into the Hunter Management Bureau. I worried about my face being recognized as we rode the elevator.

"Shouldn't you be hiding your face, Master?"

"Everyone here's in on it."

"If everyone's in on it, why basement instead of upstairs, Master?"

"There's stuff upstairs too. What, wanna go there first?"

"Ah... No, Master."

Basement level 2, out in the open like that?

The elevator doors opened. Staff in flashy uniforms stood in ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠a line, bowing 90 degrees to him.

"Master, you've arrived?"

"Mm. New slave. Prepare the registration."

They treated this doctor like royalty. I could guess his status here.

"Understood. Code name?"

"Aji-6974."

Lee Hyun-seong looked at me.

"Aji-6974 will fully cooperate with me and Artemis."

"Yes. Understood, Master."

One staff member led me to a small room nearby, labeled "Examination Room." These people are all in the same gang too? How rotten was hunter society—no, Korea itself?

Wait... If I hadn't followed him, or if I escaped now, what then? No... Keep going. No escaping. It's all to save Yumi, just pretending to play along...

"Please remove the robe and everything you're wearing. We'll conduct a full body scan."

"Got it."

"No electronic devices allowed."

"Don't have any."

I reluctantly took off the robe.

"My, what a beautiful body."

"..."

"Arms out, please?"

Two female staff began measuring every inch of my body.

Height, weight, three sizes, limb lengths, waist thickness—they recorded numbers like grading livestock.

"Bust: 40J cup. Nipple color: light pink. Top-grade material."

I burned with shame under their touches and gazes. But they showed no reaction even seeing my face. Don't they know who I am? Good... It felt like a guy sneaking into the women's bath alone—me being the only embarrassed one made me seem weird.

"Um..."

"Yes?"

"Why... no misunderstanding, but why does everyone wear that? Why do this?"

"You're better off than us."

No way—their outfits were so vulgar, worse than naked. One had nipple patches barely covering her nipples, and a band-aid-like thing on her pussy you could peel off. Graffiti and "Public Toilet" tattoos proved her slutty life. The other was a reverse bunny girl with rabbit ears.

"If you're being blackmailed or threatened..."

"Nothing like that, don't worry."

The nipple-patch woman whispered.

"More than that, Sword Princess has this taste too? Never knew."

Gasp—she recognized me?! I wanted to crawl into a hole. Suddenly mortified.

"No, it's not my taste... Truth is, I was dragged here by force."

"Everyone says that at first. Master's Lee Hyun-seong, right? Jealous."

"Jealous?"

"You'll get it soon."

"No, really, I'm not...!"

"Sword Saint's speech is cute. Thought it'd be stiff."

"That's...!"

"One moment, Aji-6974."

"Yes."

The bunny girl pointed to a ridiculous chair.

"Sit here, please?"

Like those in gynecology—legs forced apart.

"Here? Now?"

"Yes, Aji-6974."

"Uh... Understood..."

I ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠sat in the chair.

"Yes. Now beginning vaginal and anal internal exam. Spread your legs."

"No, wait! Internal exam now?!"

"Please cooperate."

They yanked my legs apart. Had to cooperate...

"Thank you."

One fitted a metal speculum between my legs. My legs forced wide, my most private place exposed under bright lights.

She spread my legs and probed my secrets with tools.

"Virgin, huh? Rare."

"Why's a virgin here... Sword Princess has unique tastes."

"Uh... don't tell me every detail... Just do the exam..."

I covered my face in ultimate humiliation.

"Pussy shape excellent too. Good color, tight... Peach scent instead of smell—this is SSS-grade."

"Stop... So embarrassing..."

The exam ended. Sweating bullets, they bowed politely.

"Thought your speech was super stiff, but you're actually cute?"

"I'm not!"

Kyarruruk— Kyarruruk—

"Always followed your news online, Sword Princess. So... beautiful. Honored to examine you. Always cheering for you. Or later with me..."

This bunny girl groped me extra during the exam... Purely professional, right?

"Sword Princess too... Normals are different. Makes five S-ranks in Artemis now? Two women, three men."

As the blonde nipple-patch counted S-rank fingers, I realized why they treated this as normal knowing who I was.

Five S-ranks including me? They assumed I had this kink.

Explain for Sia? Pointless—they saw me walk in willingly.

The bunny girl stopped me.

"Auction tonight—joining?"

"Can't say. Don't even know what it is."

She handed me paper.

"Wow, real. Artemis rules guide. No leaks. Memorize."

"First off, not my taste... Forced..."

Nipple-patch pushed my back.

"Sure, sure. No need to be shy. Robe on, back to Master Lee Hyun-seong, Aji-6974."

"Don't call me that!"

The paper had gold-embossed rules.

Read the rest later.

"Back? Let's go in."

As the door opened, a wave of stench hit—whoosh. An air I'd never smelled: thick, decadent. Base of expensive wine, perfume, cigars. Layered with drenched pussy juices from countless women and thick, fishy cum from males overwhelming me.

"Urk...!"

I dry-heaved reflexively.

"Master, welcome."

Greeting us: Flame Witch Yeom Hwa-rin. But not as I knew her. The haughty queen aura gone, she wore a vulgar maid outfit holed at nipples and pussy.

I doubted my eyes.

That queen Yeom Hwa-rin, like that...?

Neck tag: "Slave of Master Lee Hyun-seong." She deep-kissed him. Our eyes met.

"Honey, told you you'd see soon? Embarrassing meeting like this."

"Hey, when'd you meet to act familiar?"

"What? Hurt. You know, last time I saved you? Vs. Minotaur... And Kang Jin-woo..."

"Never happened."

"You're not her? She was kinda cute."

"Enough chit-chat. Hwa-rin."

"Yes, Master."

They whispered.

"That's how it happened."

Yeom Hwa-rin's eyes narrowed.

"You... rebelled hard against Master, huh? Told you—stubbornness breaks you. Give in, it's easier."

"Give in? Like you?"

I glared at Yeom Hwa-rin.

"What?"

I'm just obeying orders to save Yumi. But this S-rank calling a guy like him "Master" panting...

"Dressing like that, moaning "Master" like a bitch in heat—that's giving in?"

She started gathering red mana, then stopped.

"Hmph! You're the pitiful kid, so I'll let it slide. Master, let's go!"

Yeom Hwa-rin linked arms with Lee Hyun-seong.

"Get along from now on. Explain for me."

"Got it, Master!"

Mana-infused magic stones glittered faintly on the ceiling like dead eyes. Filthy rich...

Below, in a hall like ancient gods' banquet: human furniture everywhere. Women on all fours as tables, men kneeling as chairs. Members placed plates on their backs, ashed cigarettes into mouths, laughed casually.

A woman hung from ceiling ropes.

Elsewhere, woman laid on table, throat and pussy fucked simultaneously. Everyone acted like normal lewd acts. I felt like the one-eyed man in the land of the blind...

"That's... human...?"

Hooded, I muttered in disbelief.

"Yeah, human. Here, furniture."

"What the hell's happening in the heart of Korea...?"

Yeom Hwa-rin explained casually beside me.

"They just exist for roles. Furniture enjoy serving. Good pay too—in mana stones."

Pay in mana stones?

"But this is..."

I wanted to argue but held back. My dog collar proved I wasn't much different.

What horrors awaited?

"Yeom Hwa-rin. Will I end up like that?"

"You're S-rank like me. Probably not."

"Sia's in tonight's auction."

"Ooh, big initiation for the newbie. Can I buy her, Master?"

"If you can afford it."

Deeper in, human furniture seemed better treated. Wall with over ten holes. Men thrust cocks into protruding pussies or mouths.

"Glory holes. Cheapest mana stones for quick, anonymous pleasure."

Yeom Hwa-rin explained like a curator, hips swaying seductively with each step.

We passed a golden restroom door. Peeking: men's room had young beauties kneeling, mouths open, bound as human toilets. Tags: "Drinking Master's holy water is my joy." A man casually pissed hot urine into one's mouth.

"Ahh—refreshing."

He shook his dick on her hair.

Seen it all now. Women's room reversed.

True equality?

"Th-that's..."

"Some promising guild rookie. Gambling debt brought her here. Selected as meat toilet. Paid off, but now enjoys it."

No normal human belongs here.

"Why? Revolted?"

Lee Hyun-seong smirked, reading my face.

"You could be one too, if I wanted. Turning you into the club's public urinal for men? Easy. Obey quietly."

His threat silenced me. Only the collar's feel grounded my reality.

"Honey, ear."

Yeom Hwa-rin whispered.

"You and me, S-rank hunters. You hate it, but Master's thrilled."

"Thrilled?"

"Brought you."

"So what."

"Dummy? Pure combat power: us two S-ranks match Korea's four major guilds alone. Bragged about taming Sword Saint? Summoner S-rank mocked him—said even I couldn't handle you."

"Kinda know. So?"

"Hurt his pride. But you here now? He's happy—shoulders relaxed? Master's cute sometimes."

Don't care if that bastard's happy...

"Whatever. His mood changes nothing."

"So maybe he'll spoil us tonight? Cooperate, honey!"

So this red bitch meant Lee Hyun-seong, enslaving Sword Princess and Flame Witch, held Korea's top hunter power. Queen reduced to clinging bitch... No wonder fragile Sia couldn't resist.

But I can.

One correction to Yeom Hwa-rin's words.

"Yeom Hwa-rin."

"Yeah? Honey, what?"

"One correction. You wouldn't know, but I'm the strongest. And now Master's First Sword. So naturally, Master's the strongest."

"Huh...? Really? Suddenly? Yeah... that vibe. You catch on quick."

"...?"