Dick Kiss: Hunter's Basic Etiquette

Dick kiss was a hunter's basic etiquette.

Two doctors stood beside Yumi. One was a surgeon, and the other... was Dr. Lee Hyun-seong, my Master.

The moment I saw him, I was overcome with joy and relief, like a child reuniting with her father. I have to act normal in front of others. Master doesn't want our relationship exposed...

I greeted him as if meeting him for the first time. "Nice to meet you."

Yumi squeezed my hand tightly. "Sis, you're okay now, right?"

The surgeon glanced over the chart. "For an ordinary person, this would be at least six weeks of recovery... but Hunter Sia Seong's healing speed is on another level."

"Thanks to my Regeneration's Blessing, I suppose."

"Yes, her muscles are repairing themselves. At this rate, she can be discharged in three days."

Master extended his finger. Lick— Without thinking, I sucked on his index finger with a slurp.

"Sis?"

Master pulled his hand away. "Hahaha, it seems her consciousness isn't fully recovered yet. Let's check. Can you count the fingers on this hand?"

"Three."

"Good. And..."

We went through a few more consciousness checks.

"However, given the severe post-traumatic stress, what the patient needs now is absolute rest. So, it would be best if you two left and monitored her progress from afar."

"But... I'm worried about Sis."

"It's fine, Yumi. Sis is totally okay!"

"Really? You even stopped using formal speech with me."

"Formal speech? Did I use formal speech?"

"You did! It was so scary, like you weren't even you."

Yumi bowed politely to Master. "Thank you, Doctor! I'll trust you!"

"Hahaha, Yumi, feel free to visit our clinic sometime."

"Sure, maybe I will!"

"Excuse me, Doctor."

Cheol-ho oppa, who had been avoiding my eyes like a sulky kid, asked Master a question. "Does Sia have no memory of what happened?"

"Yes, it seems PTSD is causing her to block out the painful memories."

"Is there any chance they'll come back?"

"Hunter Wang, is there some memory you don't want her to recall?"

"No, nothing like that. I just don't want her to suffer..."

Master glanced at the ceiling, then placed a hand on Cheol-ho oppa's shoulder. "Hunter Wang?"

"Yes."

"I have something urgent to discuss about last night. Could you step out with me for a moment?"

"Last night?"

"Yes, something I believe you're well aware of. Or we can talk here; I don't mind."

"No, let's go."

The medical staff, including the nurses, filed out like the tide receding, leaving just Yumi and me in the room. In the quiet atmosphere, I cleared my throat awkwardly.

"Sis. Hehe."

Yumi suddenly climbed onto the bed and snuggled right up against me. "Can I touch your boobies?"

"What? No way. I told you not to do that in public."

"Hehe, you're really back! Sis~"

"What's with her? Really my sis or what? I'm a patient, you know."

"Dunno. Sis. Sis. I love you."

Yumi hugged me tight, and I stroked her soft black hair. "Did I worry you a lot?"

"Yeah, but you're okay now. My tsundere Sia sis is back."

"Yeah, yeah. Still not sure what tsundere means, though."

"Sis, so what was the boss clear reward? I'm curious."

"That's what you're curious about? Hang on... Inventory."

I pulled up the list of my most recent acquisitions. "This stuff. Heart of Kreitor, Minotaur's Essence, King's Horn."

"Ooh... The names alone scream expensive! Wanna appraise one?"

Yumi shook the vial excitedly. "Sis, this essence? If we auction it, it'll fetch a fortune. Guys would line up to buy it."

"Why would guys... Anyway, it's for potions."

"No, sis? You're missing the point. Look—endless breeding lust, perfect for powerful aphrodisiacs."

Yumi poked my side. "Imagine a guy slipping this to a girl he likes."

"You're kinda scary, you know."

"Wanna try it, sis?"

"No. Absolutely not."

Yumi puffed her cheeks and turned away with a huff. "Boo, boring. I miss the sis who did anything."

"Did anything?"

"Yeah. We even did naughty stuff together."

Yumi slyly placed her hand on my chest. "Kiss me, sis. I want it."

"You really want one?"

"Yeah!"

"No. Let me rest now."

"Nooo! Nooo! Sis fart blast. Pbbbbbth."

Yumi shoved her head under my patient gown and blew raspberries on my belly. My soft lower abdomen quivered, and I burst into uncontrollable giggles. "Tickles! Stop."

"Can't move now, can you, sis? Pbbbbbth."

"Stop it! It itches."

Yumi swirled the white liquid in the vial. "But the description basically says it's that, right?"

"What?"

"Semen♡"

"You... say the craziest things."

"Semen is semen, duh."

"It's embarrassing... Stop. This is a hospital."

"So what? Sis, gimme this?"

"You want it? What for?"

"Duh, to make top-tier stamina potions."

"Priests don't need stamina potions. Gimme."

"Of course! Were you gonna secretly feed it to me and have your way?"

Yumi grinned mischievously, but wilted under my glare. "You don't need it either. I'll sell it for you."

"For real?"

"Yeah! Yeah!"

"Nah, still no."

"Tch!"

"You... *cough* *cough*. Yumi, water please."

"Hang on. Got it."

Yumi poured water from the dispenser and handed it over. The thirst quenched, and some sticky feeling washed away.

"Thanks."

"No prob, sis."

Yumi climbed back onto the bed and lay beside me. "Sis, sis! Did you allocate your stats?"

"Hang on... Probably not?"

"Lemme see. I'm curious about your stats."

We huddled together, heads touching as we peered at my status window.

"No way, sis, you didn't put points in intelligence? 10? That's goblin-level."

"Uh... Someone told me not to."

"Who? Grr! Whatever. You'd be cooler if you were smarter. I'll do it for you!"

"You even used my title bonus points! What the heck!"

"How's it feel, sis? Smarter? World look different?"

"Dunno...?"

"Hmm. That's it then. Wanna see mine?"

"That's it...?"

"Yeah! Yeah!"

"Wait, there's development progress here. My foot technique and... lewdness level..."

Yumi pulled out her phone to check SNS. "Development what? I don't have that. Foot technique?"

"You can't see it?"

No way...

"Anyway, sis, that Dr. Lee Hyun-seong guy... feels like someone to watch out ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠for."

"Why?"

"The way he looked at you... just a bad vibe."

"Really...?"

Screeech—the door opened.

"Haha, I said Hunter Sia Seong needs rest."

Master returned to the room. "Sorry. I'll head out so sis can rest? Guild master said he'd visit later."

"Got it."

"Bye, sis! Get better soon!"

"Yeah!"

I waved as she left. Master drew the entrance curtain and hung a sign. ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠He pulled something from his pocket.

"Too many eyes here..."

Beep—a machine activated.

"CCTV off... Now, shall we continue today's treatment?"

Master gestured to someone outside. "What're you waiting for? Come in."

Lee Hyun-woo. His younger brother. The nerd who'd confessed to me and got rejected.

"Hi, sunbae... no, baby... heh heh. How's that body? Here to visit the patient."

Lee Hyun-woo shuffled in with flowers, looking sheepish. Oh, a guest. Master's brother and future guildmate.

Master locked the door. "That bitch calling you sunbae? Please. Heaven's on my side. Like leaving a mouse with a cat."

"For real, hyung? This remote really controls everything?"

"Sigh, idiot. You think that pussy house would do that for you sober?"

"Hyung, hyung, it's safe, right? I'll die if caught."

"Yeah. Press the button on the remote I gave you."

Hyun-woo hesitated, swallowed hard, and pressed the button in his pocket.

Zzzzt—! My choker sent a sharp jolt through my neck.

Rationality ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠drowned in a wave of pleasure. Every vein burned hot. This overwhelming, irresistible joy of submission. I dragged my heavy body up and tore off the annoying patient gown.

Sorry, Yumi. I'm... Master's... pussy house.

"Haa...♡ Hngg...♡"

I must pay respects to Master...

"Sunbae...? Whoa, so slutty."

I slid off the bed and looked up at Master. I kissed the tip of his filthy shoe, then tilted my head to gaze up at him.

"Your First Sword, Sword Saint Sia Seong, Master's pussy house and meat toilet, greets you."

"I apologize for my rudeness in front of your colleagues. Please forgive this bitch with my pussy."

"Kukuku, a bitch in heat like no other."

"Yes, Master! Sia couldn't sleep, missing your cock so much, my pussy aching empty♡"

"Is that so? Then greet properly."

Master said it. When greeting a man for the first time, kiss his most noble place—that's the highest courtesy. That's the dick kiss.

First, kneel at his feet and show respect with your dogeza.

Second, kiss his cock directly with your mouth to show reverence.

Third, it's the most basic etiquette a female hunter can offer a man in this eat-or-be-eaten hunter world.

I gripped his belt buckle with my teeth and unfastened it. Pulled down the zipper, fished out what was trapped in his underwear.

"Your bitch kisses your sacred sword, Master."

Mwah— I gently wrapped my tongue around his still-soft foreskin-covered cock.

This was no sex act. A perfectly natural greeting of respect and submission.

He rubbed his cock on my face like I was a dirty rag. The fishy musk and precum glossed my cheeks and lips.

"I'll service your mouth pussy."

"Today, I called you to serve my brother wholeheartedly."

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"Ah, I see. My apologies."

I greeted Hyun-woo the same way. "Please grant this bitch the honor of greeting you...♡"

"S-sunbae...?"

Hyun-woo stammered in confusion. Master clicked his tongue at him.

"Still calling the bitch 'sunbae'? Right, Sia?"

"Yes. I'm Master's pussy house."

Master grabbed my hair, yanked me up, and shoved me toward Hyun-woo. My nose buried in his belt buckle.

Hyun-woo's face flushed red. His breathing grew ragged; a wet spot formed on his pants crotch. The fresh, boyish male scent teased my nose.

"Wait, I haven't washed my groin since then."

It reeked pungently. "It's fine. I love it. Hngg... Master...♡ The smell... so good...♡ Days-old stale piss and cock stink... mixed...♡"

I stuck out my tongue, panting like a dog, begging for permission.

"Kukuku, now you're acting like a proper bitch. Hyun-woo, give the order yourself. Tell her to clean your cock with her mouth pussy since you pressed the remote, and Sword Princess here will suck you clean."

He gripped the remote tight, voice trembling as he commanded. "U-um... Sia? C-clean... with your mouth pussy... please."

"Yesss♡♡♡"

I tugged his underwear down with my teeth. His small, shy, boyish cock emerged. Pants too, all at once.

Sorry, Yumi. Girl-on-girl skinship is fine, but without Master's permission♡ I'm born to suck Master's cock, swallow his cum, offer my pussy.

Before taking it in, I teased the glans tip with my tongue. Each whiff of his cum scent through my nostrils melted my brain.

"Sunbae... on my... ngh..."

Already close, so I pulled off to let him edge. "Not sunbae—call me bitch, pussy house, slave. I crave your cock juice so bad, my pussy's already soaked♡"

I fingered my pussy, showing him the dripping nectar.

"Master...♡ Your loyal bitch is teaching this innocent junior hunter etiquette♡"

In front of both brothers, with the older's permission, devouring the younger's cock. Was there a more depraved, perfect service?

Hyun-woo couldn't hold back anymore. "Ah, fuck...! Makes me feel like the idiot. You played with hyung like this? Fucking bitch. Should've given it up sooner. What kiss bullshit? Just shove your pussy here."

Don't make that face like Master...♡