Turn the Voice Changer Back On!
So what are we supposed to do now?
I'm Sorry for Everything Until Now. I Apologize.
Talk | 13 Viewers | 0:01:55
“I will sincerely reflect on that fact and from now on broadcast confidently with my own voice.”
Of course it isn’t my real voice, but… at least for the streamer named Lene, we can treat this as the real one, right? The viewers probably want that too….
What the…? This reaction is completely different from what I imagined.
I’d expected comments like “Finally ditched that shitty voice changer.” Instead the chat was flooded with demands to turn it back on immediately. If it had been just one or two people I might have brushed it off with a “Well, tastes differ,” but out of the thirteen viewers—now up from twelve—ten of them were spamming for the voice changer.
It was supposed to be a perfect plan. How did it come to this…?
“Um… didn’t you all dislike me using a voice changer?”
“…Ah.”
I see. I did announce from the very beginning that I was using one. If they’re still here, it means they don’t mind.
This is bad. I never saw this development coming….
If I just keep streaming like this there won’t be any immediate problems. Every single one of my current viewers wants it. But if I follow their wishes and stop using the voice changer—using my real voice—new viewers won’t join. On the other hand, if I turn the voice changer back on and speak with a male voice, the people watching right now will get angry.
Is this what they call being caught between a rock and a hard place?
“Hmm…”
No choice, huh? I can’t afford to lose the viewers I already have, and there’s zero guarantee of success if I stream with this voice. For now I’ll have to maintain the status quo and read the room.
“Um, can everyone hear me…?”
After turning off the voice changer program I spoke while carefully watching the chat.
The chat kept rolling in with positive reactions as if it were the most natural thing in the world. This is really troublesome….
“The reason I tried to turn off the voice changer…?”
But is it okay to tell them? It doesn’t seem like it would spark controversy, yet I have a feeling they might get upset if they hear it.
…Still, they have the right to know why.
“It’s because… of new viewer influx. A lot of people look down on a guy using a voice changer to sound like a girl, so…”
“Please stop calling me noona…”
I’m sixteen right now. My ID claims I’m twenty for some reason, but my actual age is sixteen. There’s no way any of the people chatting here are younger than me.
…Right?
Besides, you all know I’m a guy, so why are you calling me noona?
“That would be lying, wouldn’t it…”
Of course I’m already lying. I’m a girl pretending to be a guy using a voice changer to sound like a girl. But this is unavoidable if I want to achieve my grand plan. No one can hold me accountable… probably.
Surprisingly many viewers agree with that take. Don’t viewers usually hate this kind of deception? I’m not sure anymore.
“Hmm…”
…But they aren’t exactly wrong. There’s no need for me to proactively announce I’m using a voice changer.
“…Since you all feel that way, I’ll try not to bring up the voice changer anymore…”
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Noona, are you the type who overthinks completely useless stuff all the time?
“It wasn’t useless. It was about broadcast direction, so I was being quite serious about it. And please stop calling me noona…”
Why do these people keep calling me noona? You all know I’m a guy.
“…So what should we do from now on?”
…Huh? I’m lazy?
“No. Originally I was planning to apologize for deceiving everyone all this time, then talk about future broadcast plans, what my goals are, that sort of thing. But everything wrapped up in less than five minutes, so I’m honestly really confused right now…. Think about it, everyone. If the plan you made suddenly collapses in an instant, your brain just stops, right? So this really can’t be helped…. Also, this is my fourth broadcast today, not my third. Of course no one showed up for the very first one, but I still worked hard on it…”
I'm Sorry for Everything Until Now. I Apologize.
Talk | 13 Viewers | 0:48:55
“So in conclusion, it’s not that I’m lazy—it’s just something that can’t be helped as a human being. And this is my fourth broadcast. Understood?”
Fortunately the viewers seemed to understand my sense of injustice.
No, they should understand. I agonized so much before starting today’s stream. One of the words that suits me least in the entire world is “lazy.” In my previous life and in that other world, whenever there was something that needed doing I never rested and always gave it my all. Well, after returning to Earth I did live as a shut-in for a while… but we can consider that necessary recovery time.
Anyway, that topic is over. Time to get back to the main subject.
“So… what should I do from now on…?”
“Hmm…”
Unfortunately my viewers didn’t seem to have any good suggestions either. Well, they came to enjoy the stream, not to brainstorm content for me.
“Then shall we just play New Dimension…?”
In the end that really is the only option. Well, I was planning to be a New Dimension specialist streamer anyway.
“Hmm. If there’s nothing specific you want to see, PVP is the safest choice, isn’t it…?”
“Ah…. That wouldn’t be bad either.”
Now that I think about it, today was the day the Tagirion raid entry limit reset. I’d completely forgotten.
The chat reactions weren’t bad. If anything they were pretty positive.
“Then I’ll log into New Dimension first, so I’ll restart the stream in ten minutes…”
Unauthorized external program detected.
Please close the external program before playing the game.
“Hmm…”
I was going to try running it anyway just to see….
…Well, it shouldn’t cause any problems. I have no intention of using voice chat in New Dimension anyway.