Chapter 637: Guwon, the Pure-Hearted Man
Chapter 637: Guwon, the Pure-Hearted Man
“Careful, you’ll get fat.”
“Reaally! Guwon, honestly!”
When I said that jokingly, Leia blushed and shyly covered her chest with one hand.
Not that it did much. The way her hand and arm pressed against them only served to emphasize her already large breasts.
Ah, you ask why Leia, who this morning was so worried about her weight she even told me she hated me, is reacting like this now?
Behind that simple action lies a tear-jerking tale of my hardship and adversity.
Well, to put it in a single sentence, I showered her with an insane amount of compliments after that.
Leia isn’t fat. I’m not just saying that; I’m being sincere.
If Leia truly thinks she’s heavy, it’s purely because of the weight of her breasts.
I’m certain that any nutrients she eats must go straight to her chest.
There’s no other explanation for this perfect body, with curves in all the right places.
That’s not something to be ashamed of, but something to be proud of.
Diana would probably wail if she heard this… no. Setting aside the others’ opinions, I genuinely believe Leia’s body is the best.
So, if you’re thinking of going on a diet, don’t even dream of it. In fact, I’d be happy if you ate more and made your breasts even bigger.
Anyway, the point is, after I went on and on like that for a while, Leia’s mood finally improved.
And that’s how she became able to react like that, even when I joke about her gaining weight.
It was a perfect ending: Leia was happy, having corrected her ridiculous perception that she was fat, and I was happy, having prevented her breasts from shrinking.
“Hrmmm.”
Watching Leia’s reaction, Diana let out a low, restrained groan.
Is something bothering her? Ah, maybe Diana is also wondering what to eat with her tea.
“Diana, how about the chocolate cake? They say it has a good reputation.”
I suggested, without taking my eyes off Leia’s chest.
“Didn’t you just say she’d get fat?”
“So what? You could stand to gain some weight too…”
“I-I, too…!”
Before I could finish, Diana shot up from her seat, her voice rising.
Only then did I tear my gaze away from Leia’s chest to look directly at Diana, and I immediately knew I had stepped on a landmine.
It seemed her earlier groan wasn’t because she was contemplating the menu, but simply because she was displeased listening to my conversation with Leia.
The others probably just saw the surface-level conversation and thought I was being insensitive by bringing up the topic of weight, a sensitive subject for women. But Diana, who is not only smart but also more concerned about Leia’s breasts than anyone, had grasped the hidden meaning within our conversation.
On top of that, I had been responding to her dismissively without even looking at her face, staring only at Leia’s chest. That must have made her even angrier.
With a vein slightly bulging on her forehead, Diana stood up abruptly, placed both hands on her own chest, and shouted.
“I’ll grow into a hot, curvy, nice body in time, you’ll see!”
Hey. Archmage. What’s with that choice of words in public?
Is she copying my way of speaking?
And you don’t have to tell me. I’m well aware you become a curvy, beautiful woman when you grow up…
“Watch closely!”
“Hey! Hey! I get it! I get it, so stop! Stop!”
Diana didn’t stop there; she started using magic to transform into her adult form.
Of course, since she was wearing clothes that fit her current physique, a rather pleasing sight began to unfold before my eyes as she started shifting into her adult mode.
If I were alone, I would have never stopped her—in fact, I would have leisurely enjoyed the view. But we were in a cafe. I couldn’t just let other people see Diana’s bare skin.
Just as the hem of her dress began to rise, revealing her snow-white thighs, I hastily pulled a piece of cloth from my inventory, wrapped it around her lower body, and tried to stop her.
“Hmph. Are you afraid you’ll be mesmerized by my hot, curvy, nice body?!”
No. Seriously, Archmage. Your vocabulary.
“Don’t just show your bare skin in front of others!”
“Hyaang!”
I gave her smug bottom a light smack as I said that, and Diana instantly shrank back to her original form.
Sigh. She’s usually so cool-headed, but she loses all reason when it comes to breasts.
No. She’s jealous because I love breasts so much, which, in other words, means she’s acting this way because she loves me so much.
“Isn’t it your fault for only looking at Miss Leia’s breasts?”
Diana, back in her original form, sat down and muttered in a slightly sulky tone.
Even so, she seemed pleased that I had taken care to keep her from being exposed, as the corners of her mouth were strangely turned up.
Pick one, either be happy or be sulky.
“You’re right. I’m sorry. But you know, you worry too much. Breast size and all that doesn’t matter, does it? You should learn a little from Silvia…”
Silvia is even smaller than you, and unlike you, her future prospects are uncertain, yet she remains steadfast.
I turned my gaze toward Silvia as I said that.
But what I saw was Silvia, her eyes fixed on Leia’s chest, lightly patting her own.
Of course, the moment she felt my gaze, Silvia let out a startled “Hah!” and hastily dropped her hands from her chest, shaking her head.
Hey. Diana. Look what you’ve done. Because you always bring up Silvia whenever the topic of breasts comes up, now even she’s starting to get a little self-conscious.
Silvia used to be such a steadfast girl!
“Don’t blame Diana. It’s your fault for only looking at Leia’s breasts, Guwon.”
As if reading my inner thoughts, Sara cut in, beating me to the punch.
No. Seriously, are you a mind reader or something?! How do you always know what I’m thinking before I even say it! It’s honestly a little scary!
“No. Sorry. You’re right.”
In the end, I had no choice but to bow my head and apologize to Diana and Silvia.
No matter how you looked at it, it was my fault for not even making eye contact with Diana while I was talking to her, too busy staring at Leia’s chest.
“You don’t sound sincere.”
“I am sincere. And I told you, I like your small… I mean, full-of-potential breasts too.”
“Hmph. Hmph. I still can’t tell if you’re being sincere.”
Diana surely knew I was being sincere, but my earlier actions must have really bothered her, as she still wouldn’t forgive me.
“What can I do to prove my sincerity? Just say the word. I’ll do anything. First, want to sit on my lap?”
“Hey! Are you treating me like a child this time? Hmm… I see…”
Even though she usually loves it.
Diana lightly bonked me on the head as I reached out to pull her into my arms, then looked at me and began to think seriously.
What kind of request is she about to make, thinking so hard about it?
“I see. Perhaps you’ll become a bit more sincere if you understand how it feels to be small? Not that I’m small, my potential just hasn’t fully blossomed yet, you see!”
Who said you were? Don’t contradict yourself.
In any case, hearing Diana’s words, I couldn’t help but let out a smirk.
How it feels to be small? Can’t she see my size?
“How could I possibly know how a small person feels… Hey. Where are you looking right now?”
But my smile froze midway.
Because I suddenly realized just where Diana was looking.
“Hey. Wait. Hold on. ‘How it feels to be small.’ Surely you’re not talking about that, are you? I’m your husband, you know?! If this gets smaller, I’m not the only one who’s going to have a problem!”
“What. Don’t worry. I’m not just going to make that part smaller.”
As I desperately covered my crotch and shouted, Diana replied with a smile that felt somehow evil.
This is bad. Diana’s eyes have gone crazy with her small-breast complex!
“Hey, wait! If you’re not just going to make this part smaller, that means you’re going to make this part smaller too…!”
“Aargh! You’re noisy! Take this!”
Before I could finish, Diana pulled out her magic staff and shot some kind of spell at me.
The fact that she even took out her staff meant she must have cast something quite powerful.
Despite that, I surprisingly didn’t feel any particular change in my body.
What kind of magic did she use?
The moment I thought that, I suddenly felt my body change.
The scenery before me seemed to waver, and then my eye level suddenly started to drop.
Th-This is… could it be…!
“Hmph. How is it? With this, you too…”
“Hyaaaaaaaaang!”
Just as Diana turned to me and began to gloat, a scream sharp enough to pierce my eardrums came from the side, and my body was suddenly lifted into the air.
Then, I was buried in something soft and was being rubbed all over.
Leia had picked me up, hugged me, and started rubbing her cheek against the top of my head.
And through that, I finally understood how my body had changed.
Wow. Just as I thought. I really did get smaller. That Diana. Has she learned to cast Polymorph on other people?
Well, I don’t know for sure if it was Polymorph or some other kind of magic.
In any case, the important thing was that my body had shrunk to the size of a child.
This is incredible. Leia’s already huge breasts feel even bigger. To think they’re so big I can’t even cup one with both hands.
Hah! Ah, no. This isn’t the time for this.
I almost lost myself in Leia’s breasts again, but I managed to snap out of it and opened my mouth to try and get her to put me down.
“Leia.”
Wow. Even my voice has gotten higher.
What on earth did Diana do to me? Did she really turn me into an actual child?
“Haaahhh!”
Hearing my voice, Leia shivered as if she’d been shot through the heart, then hugged me even tighter and started rubbing her cheek against me again.
“Leia. Wait a minute. Let… ugh!”
“Haaah! How! How could this…! Hnngh!”
This is bad. Leia’s out of control.
Even when I tried to speak to get out of her embrace, Leia just smothered my face in her chest and rubbed her cheek furiously against the top of my head.
Leia, don’t you seem to be enjoying this even more than last night?
“L-Leia. It looks like Guwon has something to say.”
Seeing Leia’s intensely emotional reaction, the likes of which she’d never shown before, even the great Sara seemed a bit overwhelmed as she spoke cautiously.
“Y-Yes? My dear Guwon. Is there something you want to say to big sis?”
Only then did Leia finally free my face from her chest and meet my eyes to talk.
For some reason, her tone was that of someone talking to a small child.
“Yeah. Leia. First, just let go a little… Just for one minute. One minute is all I need!”
The moment I started to say “Let go,” Leia’s face looked like she was about to cry, so I had to hastily correct myself.
Of course, even that seemed to pain her.
“A whole minute…?”
“Just 30 seconds! 30 seconds is enough!”
“U-Uuuh… 30, 29, 28…”
At my words, Leia let out a low, disappointed groan but hesitated for a long moment.
Then, as if she had no other choice, she squeezed her eyes shut, released me from her embrace, and immediately started counting.
Phew. Alright. Now that it’s come to this, I have to do what I need to do, and fast.
I walked over to Diana, who had frozen while watching Leia, a smug look still on her face. Then, I lifted my shirt slightly and peeked at my lower body.
For the record, even though my body had shrunk, my clothes hadn’t, so my pants had long since fallen to the floor. I was barely wearing my top like a dress.
In any case, after lifting my shirt and checking my lower half, I couldn’t help but grin triumphantly.
Just as I thought. I knew it.
As I expected, a magnificent specimen that exceeded the average for an adult male was still attached there.
Of course, it was a disappointing size compared to my original, but for a body this small, a size like this was beyond magnificent.
“Heh.”
After confirming the size of my equipment, I reached out, lightly fondled Diana’s chest, and flashed a victorious smile.
Well, you know. She was acting all smug after turning me into a kid, so I felt like teasing her.
“Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you…!”
Diana, who had been watching my actions with a frozen smile, seemed to finally have her brain reboot after a few seconds.
She was about to shoot up from her seat and scream, but someone else moved faster.
“Zero! Time’s up!”
It was Leia, who had been diligently counting down right behind me.