Chapter 334: Guwon's Counterattack
Chapter 334: Guwon's Counterattack
“Honestly. I’m going to have to forbid Sara from drinking from now on.”
Diana sat on the edge of the bed, muttering with a look of exhaustion that surpassed even our most grueling dungeon explorations.
If I asked her which was more tiring—having Leia’s breasts on her head or what just happened—I’d definitely get smacked, wouldn’t I? Right. I should behave.
“How is she so strong? The strength of a drunk person is truly something else, indeed.”
No, even if Sara were sober, you’d be no match for her in a contest of strength.
“Still, that side of Sara was quite cute… though right now, I only have eyes for you, Diana.”
“Your reflexes have improved, I see.”
Diana patted my head as if she were proud of me.
Though, I’d like to think my reflexes were always top-notch.
Well, I managed to avert a crisis, so I guess it doesn’t matter.
“Now then, Diana.”
“Mm.”
As I sat on the bed and gently pulled her by the waist, Diana let herself be drawn toward me. She climbed onto my thighs, straddling me so we were face to face.
We shared a light kiss.
But we soon parted, smiled at each other, and then gently pressed our lips together again.
I was always scheming up ways to tease Diana, so starting things off with such a simple, lovey-dovey feeling was actually a refreshing change of pace.
This was all her fault for being so perfectly suited to being teased.
Her reactions were so cute that I always wanted to mess with her.
Our beautiful Elf Archmage, who loved to kiss, seemed so happy just sitting face-to-face with me like this that the smile never left her face.
“You’re being strangely gentle today. Are you tired from the dungeon exploration as well?”
Don’t say things like that with such a satisfied look on your face. It just makes me want to tease you.
“Why? Would you have preferred it rough?”
“Hey, now!”
When I spoke playfully and gave her bottom a firm squeeze, Diana made a fist and gently tapped my chest with the palm of her hand.
“You just stay still today. I myself will take care of everything.”
With those words, Diana opened the fist resting on my chest and gently pushed my body backward.
We were sitting on the edge of the bed, so if I lay back from this position, I’d end up lying horizontally across it.
Rather than just letting her push me down, I wrapped my arms around her, turned slightly to the side, and shifted us fully onto the bed. I leaned back against the headboard at a slight angle.
Diana immediately pressed her body against mine, leaning over me as she kissed me again.
Time passed with us doing nothing particularly stimulating, just purely and continuously kissing.
Just relaxing and kissing like this wasn't so bad once in a while.
Especially since my Diana really, really loves to kiss.
It didn’t feel like the right atmosphere to start caressing her body, so I reached out, intending to stroke her long ears, which were now exposed since she’d taken off her mage hat.
But Diana seemed unwilling to allow even that. She gave my chest a light smack and sucked on my tongue a little more forcefully.
It was as if she was telling me to focus on the kiss.
“Haaah. What do you think? Isn’t a slow pace like this nice sometimes?”
After a long time, Diana finally pulled away from my lips, looking down at me with a satisfied smile.
Her soft, silver hair cascaded down like a waterfall, framing my face and blocking everything else from view, making her smile seem even more pronounced than usual.
“Just kissing this whole time? Is this all you meant when you said you’d take care of everything?” I said, deliberately trying to provoke her as I averted my gaze, feeling a little embarrassed for some reason.
“Kukuk. Are you embarrassed? Don’t be so impatient. I told you I’d take care of everything.”
Diana patted my head as if she knew everything, then slowly began to move her hips back and forth.
Since she was sitting right on my crotch, her movements caused the soft flesh of her bottom to rub against me through my pants.
She gave me a look that said, Are you satisfied now? and leaned in to kiss me once more.
Why is my heart pounding so much today?
It’s not like I’m some virgin who’s never even kissed a girl before. No matter how you look at it, this was an abnormally strong reaction.
Even though she was just grinding against me, my Dick was reacting with unusual intensity.
“To be squirming like this already. Does it feel this good just to have me touching you?”
“Of course. Are you saying it doesn’t for you?”
I forced myself to sound calm, trying not to reveal how strangely flustered I was.
Well, with Diana pressed so tightly against me, it was probably a useless bluff, since she could no doubt feel the loud thumping of my heart.
“Fufu. Of course, I enjoy it too. I’m happy. Truly.”
Diana spoke softly, her smile so dazzling it felt like my heart would leap out of my chest.
“It seems you’re in distress. Honestly, you men. It can’t be helped. I shall soothe you a little more. However…”
With that, Diana pulled down my pants. Then, reaching under her skirt, she removed only her underwear and slowly guided me inside her.
“Hnngh… You can’t move yet. Today, I’m the one who…”
“Ah! I see now!”
The moment she took me inside her, I realized why my heart was pounding so abnormally. And as a bonus, I also understood why Diana was being so composed.
It was because Diana’s Charm was 500.
No wonder it felt so strange. To think I’d only remember this because of the sensation of her pussy.
I couldn’t help it. Diana has always been beautiful, so I guess I just forgot for a moment.
Anyway, the last time this happened, Diana was so flustered by the whole exhibitionism situation that the mood wasn't this heart-pounding, so I didn't really feel the effect. But now that a woman with 500 Charm was acting this seductively, the effect was no joke.
“Wh-What is it?! Why are you acting like that?”
“Ah, no. It’s nothing. Keep going.”
“I-Is that so.”
Diana looked a bit unconvinced, but she quickly composed herself and leaned in to kiss me again with a seductive smile.
To be this relaxed while I was inside her, even if we weren't moving…
I started to feel a little conflicted.
If things continued like this, I was going to lose to Diana tonight.
That is, unless I went all out with my Saint skills or stimulated her exhibitionism again.
But I beat her in bed every night anyway, so maybe it wouldn’t be so bad to lose just this once.
Yeah. Let’s do that. How many more chances will she get to beat me in bed like this?
As my level rises and the gap in our Charm stats closes, things will naturally go back to the way they were.
“You’re already twitching inside me, and we haven’t even moved. Does it feel that good?”
Diana pulled her lips away again and whispered into my ear.
“Yeah. It feels amazing. Being inside you is the best, Diana. You’re already a masterclass, but knowing you’re the woman I love makes it feel even better. Especially the folds on the inside…”
“Oof! Are you an idiot! You should be a little embarrassed!”
Oops. I was planning on letting her win today.
When I answered too honestly—no, with more passion than was necessary—Diana started patting my chest repeatedly.
She probably wanted to see me get embarrassed.
Sorry, Diana. I’m a shameless bastard. Still, seeing you get flustered in a reversal after your own counterattack was cute, so in a way, this was good too.
“So, Diana. Is this it? Should I start moving now?”
“W-Wait! Don’t you dare move!”
Diana said, then began to slowly move her hips on her own.
Though she had an expression that said things weren’t going according to plan.
You don’t have to make that face. To be honest, I’m not feeling very composed either.
The reason I’d answered like that before was because I was less composed than usual.
“H-How is this? Hnngh! Ah, you’re pulsing inside… Haah! Does it feel that good?”
As she started to feel it herself, Diana desperately feigned composure and asked me again.
“Yeah. It’s the best.”
“Fufu. When… Heut! Don’t move so suddenly!”
“Sorry. It wasn’t on purpose. It just felt so good it was a reflex.”
“I-Is that so… Fu, fufuhnng. I-If you feel like you’re going to come, hnn. You can go ahead first anytime…”
“Okay. Then I’ll go first.”
I had no reason to hold back, so I just went ahead and came.
I’d already decided to lose today anyway, and unlike other men, my ammo count was basically infinite, so there was no need to conserve it.
Besides, I’d been on edge this whole time, and the signal was coming anyway.
“Eh? Already? Uungh! Ah, inside…”
Diana gasped in surprise, her hand instinctively going to her lower abdomen, right where the Apostle’s Seal was, as she let out a moan.
Her insides clenched tightly around me, but it seemed she hadn’t reached her climax.
On another note, I really did pick a ridiculously good spot for the Apostle’s Seal. The moment I cum inside her, that’s exactly where she touches.
“Fufu. To cum so quickly. Did it feel that good?”
Excluding the time before my reincarnation, this was probably the first time I’d reached my climax before Diana.
She looked down at me with a victorious smile.
I definitely let her win on purpose, but seeing her this happy about it was actually kind of pissing me off.
Should I stimulate her exhibitionism right now?
No. I’ll hold back. Today… Still, I’m a little annoyed, so maybe I’ll just tease her a bit.
“Yeah… It felt so good for me, but it seems like it wasn’t that great for you, Diana…”
I said, deliberately putting on a hurt expression.
“Wha—? W-Wait a moment. What do you mean by that…”
“Diana… Has your love for me cooled?”
“N-N-N-Not at all! How could you say such a thing?! I enjoyed it too! I really did!”
“Then prove it.”
“P-Prove it? A-Alright. Like this, ungh! Is this how I do it?!”
At my words, Diana began to move her hips in a flustered panic.
Honestly, she’s usually so calm, but the moment her feelings for me are involved, she loses all composure. What a cute girl.
In any case, I had succeeded in teasing her a little, and as a bonus, her vigorous movements were making me feel even better. I had successfully killed two birds with one stone.
“Haah! See! I-I also…! Hnngh! I’m also about to…!”
“Even if you tell me to look, ugh! I can’t see because of your skirt.”
“Like this, hnngh! Is this better?!”
Maybe she was that desperate to prove her love for me hadn’t cooled, or maybe she didn’t mind because I was the only one watching. It was probably both.
In any case, Diana lifted the hem of her own skirt, exposing our joined parts as she moved her hips with fervor.
“Unngh! I… I love you this much!”
Just as Diana was about to reach her climax while crying out her love for me, an incident occurred.
“Guwoooon! Guwoooon! Are you in there?!”
A knock rattled the door, followed by Sara’s voice from the other side.
“Hnnngh!”
At that moment, Diana’s insides clenched tight with a mixture of tension and excitement.
“Ugh! I-It’s okay, Diana. I locked the door…”
“Aha! So you’re trying to ditch me by locking the door, is that it! Hah!”
CRACK!
With a splintering sound, the door suddenly flew open.
Or rather, it was less that it opened and more that a wild, drunken Sara had smashed it down and appeared.
“Eh?! Eh?! Heh?! Hnnnnngh!”
And Diana, who had been grinding her hips with her skirt lifted high, fell into a complete panic. She lost all composure before finally going limp against my body, trembling as she was overwhelmed by her climax.
“Whoa! Sara! The door! The door first!”
I hastily covered Diana’s mouth and urged Sara on.
“What? You don’t have to yell, I know that much…”
Sara closed the door with a pout.
Thankfully, it seemed only the handle was broken. With it closed like that, it looked fine from the outside.
“And you were only giving Diana the good stuff…”
But Sara herself showed no intention of leaving.
In fact, she began to stomp her way toward our bed.
Her steps were wobbly, a clear sign that she was still drunk.
However, it seemed the deep blush on her face wasn’t just from the alcohol.
“Haah, haah, n-not fair…”
This girl… she’s drunk, so she’s being more honest with her desires.
Besides, though she’d deny it to her dying breath, she had a thing for getting turned on by watching me with other women.
“Guwoooon. Me too…”
Sara clung to my arm, her voice taking on a cute tone she would never use when sober.