Chapter 305: Preparing for the Request
Chapter 305: Preparing for the Request
“Aaaaargh! My sooooooon!”
I screamed as my eyes shot open.
But the place I woke up in wasn’t the dungeon.
It was a garden, where warm sunlight streamed through tree branches swaying in the wind and the chirping of birds sounded like a song.
It seemed I had been lying flat on my back there.
Wait… is this the garden of our mansion?
“Guwon? What’s wrong?”
A familiar, comforting voice came from my side.
I turned my head to see Leia looking at me, a little surprised.
“Did you have a nightmare?”
It wasn’t just Leia. Diana and Sara were by my side as well.
“Y-Yeah… A scary… a very scary dream…”
“Honestly, Guwon. Making such a fuss over a simple dream.”
Even as Sara said that, she reached out and gently wiped the corners of my eyes.
Had I been crying without even realizing it? It was a little embarrassing.
But before the embarrassment, a wave of relief washed over me.
“Phew, phew. Thank god. No, really. You have to listen. It was a seriously terrifying dream. In the dungeon, my… thing… took a direct hit and…”
As I continued speaking, the expressions on the three of them slowly darkened.
“G-Guys? What’s wrong?”
“Well, you see…”
“That…”
“It wasn’t a dream…”
As they spoke, their gazes all shifted to the same spot.
Following their line of sight, I saw Silvia kneeling as if she were being punished, her hands raised in the air.
“Waaaah… Lord Guwon… I’m so sorry…”
What? What are you sorry for? It’s not what I think it is, right?
Ah, ah, ah…
“Nooooooo!”
“Guwo—Oof!”
My vision went black once more.
When I came to, Silvia was clutching her forehead but quickly scrambled back to my side.
“Lord Guwon! Are you alright?!”
“Ah, ah, ah, I can’t feel anything down there… Doctor! What’s happened to me?!”
I yelled at Matilda, who was next to Silvia.
“Wh-What?! This is terrible! We must begin treatment at once…!”
What were you doing while I was unconscious?!
No, wait. I can’t lash out at my only hope right now.
I’ll interrogate her later.
I took off my tattered pants and presented my Dick to Matilda.
“Wh-What are you doing all of a sudden…!”
“Please! You’re my only hope!”
“Y-Yes…”
As if mesmerized, Matilda reached out with both hands and gently cupped my Dick.
A horrific, sharp pain immediately spread through the entire thing.
My son! No! You can’t die!
The state of my poor son was beyond words.
He was still standing firm, rigidly maintaining the same size he’d been when he protected me.
No, to be precise, he was even bigger.
Swollen to a dark, reddish-purple color as if badly bruised, it was a sight I could hardly bear to look at.
“Lady Matilda. M-My son… he can be saved, right?!”
“Don’t worry. I’ll fix him, no matter what.”
Matilda spoke in a slightly dazed tone as she began to gently stroke my Dick with both hands.
She may have class-changed from a Holy Knight to a High Priestess, but as expected of a Cardinal, a holy light flowed gracefully from her hands.
Thinking about it calmly, this was an incredibly exciting situation where a beautiful woman was caressing my Dick in front of everyone, but I didn’t have the mental capacity to appreciate it.
This is it! With this, my son can be healed!
You can do it, Matilda! You can do it, Your Eminence!
As Matilda continued her caress, the swelling on my son went down, his color returned to normal, and he gradually regained his original form.
Feeling slowly returned to my lower body, which had been nothing but a dull, throbbing ache.
Maybe the injury just felt severe because of where it was, and the damage itself wasn’t actually that serious.
“Oh, ooooh!”
“Phew. That should do it. But for a while, please don’t overexert yourse—Kyaa!”
“Matilda! Thank you! I love you!”
Overcome with emotion at the fact that my son had been saved, I pulled Matilda into a hug and shouted whatever came to mind.
“Y-Yes… I love you, too…”
Only after hearing Matilda’s voice in my ear did my mind snap back to reality as if a bucket of ice water had been dumped over my head.
“N-No, that’s not it! What are you misunderstanding! That was just a patient expressing his gratitude to his doctor!”
I shouted it belatedly, but I knew. It was too late.
I had managed to narrowly avoid crisis after crisis until now, but this time was different.
To think I’d make myself impotent through my own mistake right after I thought I was healed.
Impotent. Me, impotent!
Clinging to a sliver of hope, I used Revived Pride.
…Huh? It’s getting hard?
“Agh! It hurts!”
It hurt again as I got an erection, but still, it stood.
“What do you think you’re doing?! Didn’t you hear me say not to overexert yourself for a while?! Honestly… give it back here!”
Matilda grumbled but once again grabbed my Dick and began to heal it.
“Hey. I’m grateful for the treatment, but don’t you go falling for my junk.”
“Wh-Who would fall for this…! This…”
“Agh! Let go!”
“I-I haven’t fallen for it yet, okay?!”
“Yet?! Did you just say ‘yet’?!”
“Th-That was…! Just a slip of the tongue!”
Even amidst the commotion, a suspicion began to form in my mind.
A moment ago, it should have been too late by any measure.
Matilda had clearly said she loved me.
And yet, I got an erection?
Could it be… that kind of curse doesn’t work on me?
I’d had a feeling that might be the case for a while now.
The Goddess had gone out of her way to give me the Saint job and send me to this world.
Would my Dick really fail to get hard because of a mere curse like that?
Of course, as long as there was a risk of becoming impotent, I had no intention of testing it, but now that things had turned out this way, I couldn’t help but wonder.
Am I really immune to the impotence curse?
“Hey. So, uh… you okay?”
Alicia approached us as we were making a scene, asking somewhat awkwardly.
She was still covered head to toe in blood.
Only then did I have the presence of mind to look around.
It was as if the battle with the wyvern had just ended; everyone was still in their combat gear.
The wyvern’s corpse was even lying a short distance away.
“Silvia. How long was I out?”
“Wh-What? You woke up right away… but more importantly, are you really alright?”
Silvia said, still looking at me with anxious eyes. She was on the verge of tears, which stirred up a strange desire to protect her. Even though I was the one who had been protected.
“I’m fine. Probably. One of my Saint skills makes my Dick much tougher than other parts of my body when I have an erection. I took that last attack with it on purpose. Thanks to that, I got away with just a minor injury, see?”
“I-I see. That’s a relief.”
“What? So that’s what it was. I thought you’d lost your mind. Anyway… I’m sorry.”
Silvia and Alicia let out sighs of relief at the same time.
“Huh? For what?”
“Well… you know… I said to leave it to me, and then… that happened!” Alicia mumbled, clearly uncomfortable saying such things.
I see. So even this beast of a woman feels a sense of responsibility.
But hearing that from a woman drenched in blood just made me feel even more sorry for her.
She had clearly done her best.
Besides, I don’t really like this kind of somber mood.
Guess I have no choice. Time to play the clown again.
“That’s right! You’d better be sorry! From now until we get back, you will address me with ‘Lord’ every day in a feminine voice and—Gah!”
“This bastard, I give you an inch and you take a mile!”
“Hey! Hitting an injured person is going too far, don’t you think?!”
“I’m more injured than you are, you little shit!”
Well, she had a point there.
Anyway, despite all that had happened, the request was now successfully completed.
My Dick was functioning normally, and we had safely obtained the wyvern’s penis.
There were still a few trials left before we could return, but we had passed the biggest hurdle.
“I’m getting tired of that reaction. Stop wasting time and get it over with, you bastard.”
Alicia spat out harshly as I stood before the wyvern’s penis.
It seemed she was still pissed that I’d teased her earlier.
At present, everyone had been treated by Matilda, and we’d even carved out the wyvern’s Magic Stone.
All that was left was to collect the item.
Come to think of it, their party didn’t really have anyone who could be called a healer.
The closest was Lily, the Holy Knight, but her healing was woefully inadequate compared to a dedicated healer.
Curious, I asked about it, and they said their clan didn’t really welcome full-time healers.
They might have them at the low-to-mid levels, but once they passed level 100, all the priestesses apparently class-changed to Holy Knights.
Since a full-time healer has trouble protecting themselves, they prefer jobs that allow them to survive even if they get separated from the group.
So, they usually just get by with potions.
Potions are expensive, but for adventurers who roam the 5th and 6th floors, the cost is more than manageable.
This time, since Matilda happened to be here, everyone received treatment from her.
Suddenly tasked with healing everyone’s injuries by herself, Matilda opted for a hands-on approach to conserve mana, which meant everyone had to take off their heavy armor and was now in light clothing.
The sight of a beautiful woman caressing the bodies of other beautiful women was quite a treat for the eyes.
And here, in the Layer Boss’s lair, monsters rarely approached once the boss was defeated, making it the perfect place to camp.
Thanks to that, everyone remained in their comfortable clothes even after their treatment was finished.
Anyway, eye candy wasn’t the important thing right now.
“I’m not doing this for your entertainment, you know!”
No man wants to touch another man’s penis!
Especially not when it’s the size of my entire body!
Trial number one: I had to touch the wyvern’s penis to put it in my inventory.
“My, Alicia. Isn’t he cute?”
Trial number two: Lutia’s eyes, now that she’d gotten a good look at my Dick, had become even more terrifying.
Can I really make it back without getting devoured?
No. I have to be strong! I’ve protected my chastity by risking my life and my penis; I can’t let myself get eaten now!
“Tch. Annoying bastard.”
In the end, Alicia once again grabbed my wrist and forced it onto the wyvern’s penis.
“Grrrk! Dammit!”
I immediately stored the object my hand touched into my inventory, then swung my arm out toward Alicia’s chest.
This time, her soft, squishy breast landed perfectly in my hand.
“Y-You bastard, right now you…!”
Alicia, flustered, didn’t even think to push my hand away as her face turned red.
“I thought this would be all muscle too, but it’s surprisingly soft, huh? Hmm?”
Well, I already knew that, since she was the one I lost my virginity to.
“Get your hand off—Mmph!”
Alicia was about to snap at my provocation, but when I pinched her nipple, she let out an involuntary nasal moan.
Hmph. With my Charm stat raised so high, plus the extra points I got from leveling up with Silvia, you think you can resist?
Add my technique to that, and no matter how high your level is…!
“Oh my? Oh my, oh my? Did you just make Alicia feel something? Our cute little low-level boy?”
“No. I think she was just startled from being touched so suddenly, don’t you?”
Dammit. Just when I thought I could properly mess with Alicia.
The look in Lutia’s eyes was so terrifying that I had no choice but to let go.
I immediately turned and ran.
“Where do you think you’re going, you bastard! You’re dead when I catch you!”
Why is she getting so angry?! She’s usually the one who crudely provokes me, asking if I want a feel