Chapter 2: Game Start?
Chapter 2: Game Start?
The sexy warrior woman grabbed Guwon by the collar and dragged him all the way to an inn.
Having just started the game with nothing but his base stats, Guwon couldn't even resist. He had no choice but to be dragged along helplessly.
She threw him onto the inn bed as if spiking a ball. Before he could even get his bearings, she stripped off his pants as swiftly as a snake shedding its skin.
“Hoh? For a fucking virgin, you’re packing something pretty impressive, aren’t you?”
Of course I am. I spent ages on that during character customization.
It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say I spent a third of my character creation time sculpting it to be big and beautiful!
Not that my real one is lacking or anything.
In fact, among my friends, I was known as Gu “The Horse” Won for my magnificent endowment.
It’s just that, since this is a game, I wanted to experience something impossible in reality, you know?
I wanted to hear lines like, “It’s too big, it won’t all fit!” Just once. That’s all. I just paid a little extra attention to it.
While I was lost in thought for a moment, the warrior woman—who had somehow gotten completely naked—attempted to unite with my Dick, which could put a black guy to shame.
You might be wondering how we could possibly unite when, by all accounts, this was a situation where I was being raped, plain and simple.
Well, men are sad creatures who get an erection in any situation as long as a hot beauty gets naked in front of them.
What man wouldn't get hard when a gorgeous woman strips down, saying she'll take his virginity?
It’s definitely not because I’m inexperienced or a prude.
I’ll say it again: in virtual reality, I’m not just a virgin, I’m a sex master!
And so, the moment she stripped me, we were joined in an instant. But from the moment the tip touched, something felt unusual. Once we were fully connected, an intense pleasure washed over me, so powerful it turned my vision white.
Having played hundreds of adult VR games, Guwon knew exactly what the sensory limitations of virtual reality felt like.
Therefore, he could say with certainty:
This was absolutely not the level of pleasure you feel with VR limitations in place.
No, even if you removed the VR limits and experienced sensations at 100% reality, would it even be possible to feel this level of pleasure?
I had no real-world experience, so I couldn't be sure, but I suspected this kind of pleasure was impossible.
I was completely at the mercy of the pleasure delivered by the woman grinding her hips above me. It was all I could do to tense every muscle in my body and barely hang on. The only reason I could endure this much was probably thanks to the passive effect of the Saint class.
What the hell is the problem?
No matter how I thought about it, I couldn't figure out the cause.
It wasn't like my capsule was illegally modified, nor had I downloaded some patch to remove the sensory limits from the internet.
Could it be that Great Earth had lost their minds and released the game with the sensory limits disabled from the start?
The thought was terrifying because, with this crazy game company, it actually seemed plausible.
And to feel this much pleasure from a tutorial NPC?
In this game, where you level up through sex, the act itself had an element similar to battle. The condition for gaining experience was to make your partner climax. The amount of EXP you received was influenced by the partner's level and their satisfaction.
Naturally, the higher the partner's level, the more weight was added to the pleasure of sex.
The conclusion was that this tutorial NPC must be a considerably high level.
If she could deliver this much pleasure without a significant level gap, then having sex with someone of a much higher level would, in all likelihood, lead to death by sex.
Dying from sex during a VR game.
The thought alone was horrifying. If it led to a police investigation and the girls on my hard drive were exposed to the world, I’m confident I’d be kicking the covers in my mother’s womb even after I died and was reincarnated.
Anyway, what were they thinking, making the tutorial NPC this high-level?
Normally, in a tutorial, they provide an NPC you can finish off with a few simple thrusts to give you a quick level-up before moving on to the system explanation. Isn't that how it's supposed to work?
Could this be a tutorial designed for a scenario where you finish alone, unable to make your partner climax?
If so, that would make some sense.
But what if it wasn't?
If this wasn't a tutorial designed for failure, my pride as a gamer wouldn't allow it.
To blow my load pathetically before even finishing the tutorial…
Even though it was a single-player game and no one would ever know, the pride of Guwon, a gamer who had cleared hundreds of titles, would never permit it.
I am absolutely not a premature ejaculator!
“Aah… you virgin bastard… hngh… doing it… with a pretty lady like me… and you’re… ahn… thinking about… something else?”
I had been tensing my body from head to toe, averting my eyes from the beautiful sight before me and trying to endure by thinking of other things, but it seemed the woman wasn't pleased.
“Hoo… fine. If you have the luxury to think about other things, how about this?”
No. No. It’s not that I have the luxury, it’s that I don’t, so I’m forcing myself to think of other things just to hold on!
My silent scream went unheard. The warrior woman paused her hips for a moment, then, unlike before when she had only moved up and down, she began to shake them back and forth, left and right, up and down, as if doing a samba dance.
“Until now! Haah! No man has! Aangh! Ever withstood this!”
Yeah, I believe you.
I’m feeling it with my entire body right now.
To hell with my gamer pride! I can't take it anymore!
“Ugh…! I’m gonna cum!”
“Hold on just a little longer! Haaah! Me too! Almost there!”
What?! Dammit, so this wasn't a failure tutorial after all!
I am not a premature ejaculator!
With that desperate thought, Guwon forcefully held back the oncoming wave of ejaculation. He gripped the bedsheets tightly, tensed his body down to his toes, and endured.
“Nngh…! Aah…! Aahng…! Aaaah…! Haaaaaaaaaahng!”
“Ugh!”
At last, the warrior woman let out a sound that was somewhere between a moan and a scream and collapsed on top of my body.
At the same time, feeling an incredible pressure squeezing me, I could no longer hold back and ejaculated.
I’ve burned myself out completely….
As Guwon was lost in a strange sense of accomplishment, the warrior woman, having caught her breath, had propped herself up and was looking down at him.
“Hoo… hoo…. Hey, virgin! No, I guess you’re not a virgin anymore. Anyway, not bad. You’re at least good enough to foolishly claim you want to be an adventurer.”
“Of… course! Just you watch! I’m the man who will become the Dungeon King!”
“Haha! Still running your mouth while you’re wiped out from one round! I like your guts, and your equipment. I’m Alicia. Your name?”
“Guwon.”
“Guwon? That’s an unusual name.”
“Well… there are some circumstances.”
“Aah… I see. Looks like our goddess has been at it again.”
The way Alicia said it, her eyes looked as if she were pitying something pathetic.
“What? You knew? Don’t tell me cases like mine are common?”
“Well… I wouldn’t say common, but it’s not exactly rare either. I haven’t heard any rumors like that recently, so it has been a while.”
It seemed the fact that the insane Earth Goddess randomly abducted people from other dimensions was common knowledge.
“Well, try to level up a bit with that thing you’ve got down there by the next time we meet. If I’m in the mood, I’ll play with you again.”
With that, Alicia got off the bed and began to haphazardly put on the armor she had tossed aside.
Seriously? She’s not even going to wipe out what I just shot inside her.
Is it because it’s a game? Does that part get processed automatically?
No, there’s no way Great Earth, a company that pursues realism in the weirdest places, would do that.
In fact, I was currently drenched in sweat and felt a little sticky.
“What, you’re not going to shower? Where are you off to in such a hurry?”
“Why do you think I was at the Guild this early in the morning? I’m heading to the dungeon now. I’m already a little late thanks to our round.”
That made sense.
If she wasn't going to the dungeon, there would be no reason for her to be at the Guild in the first place.
“I’d like to take a shower.”
“Go ahead. I’m leaving, then.”
“Yeah.”
After a casual farewell to Alicia, I went into the bathroom.
For a fantasy world, it was an excellent modern bathroom, complete with a showerhead.
Perfectly balancing realism and convenience was one of the reasons Great Earth was so beloved.
Guwon turned on the shower and stood under the cascading water, lost in thought.
Still, this is weird.
So she wasn't a tutorial NPC either?
My expectation that the world would turn gray and stop as usual after sex, followed by an explanation of the basic systems, was also wrong. At this point, Guwon gave up trying to analyze the situation.
The excessive pleasure, so unlike virtual reality… what the hell was Great Earth trying to do? This isn't like you guys.
Well, when you can’t figure out the situation, there’s only one thing to rely on.
People of Earth, lend me your strength!
That’s right, I have the internet.
Even if the game was just released, considering the number of Great Earth fans worldwide, there had to be at least a few others like me who had been counting down in front of a store on release day, bought it, and started playing immediately.
And among them, there would be guys who, like me, noticed something was different about the game, logged out, and checked various online communities. And among them, there would be some extraordinary person who figured something out and posted a guide.
First, I’ll quit the game and figure out what’s going on.
Having made his decision, he looked around for the system menu, but for some reason, he couldn't see it.
Huh…? Haha. That’s strange.
Ah! That must be it! In most games, you can’t log out unless you’re in a completely safe place. Don’t tell me just standing under the shower counts as not being in a completely safe place?
Guwon turned off the shower and looked for the menu again.
It’s still not there!
No, calm down. Come to think of it, my body is still soaking wet. This can’t be considered a completely stable situation.
Guwon left the bathroom, reverently dried every last drop of water with a towel, put on the tracksuit he’d taken off, and lay down on the bed in the most comfortable position possible. Then he took another slow, deep breath and looked for the menu.
Fuck! It’s not there!
The status window, the inventory window, the skill window.
The basic game menus themselves were clearly present.
But the system menu was gone.
No save, no load, no options, no quit game.
Nothing.
At this point, a hypothesis he had been intentionally ignoring resurfaced in his mind.
Could this be… one of those situations from novels where you get transported into the game world?
It wasn't like there were no signs. No, there were more than enough.
The slight dizziness at the start of the game, something a degenerate gamer like Guwon should never experience.
The tutorial that showed no signs of starting, even though he had just begun the game.
The AI that reacted with extreme realism to the player’s crazy remarks.
And the intense pleasure, so unlike virtual reality.
Laying it all out like this, the absence of the system menu seemed like the final nail in the coffin for Guwon, who had been trying to avert his eyes from reality.
No, but there was still a sliver of hope.
The last resort, a forced logout, still remained.
He had filled the capsule for a full 72 hours before connecting, so there was still a lot of time left, but maybe if the nutrient solution ran out, it would force a logout.
It was an absurd assumption, but there was no guarantee that Great Earth hadn't committed the blunder of the century by accidentally leaving out the system menu.
But what if he really had been transported to another world?
Let’s not be pessimistic.
If I think about it carefully, this game world is a very desirable setting, like a man’s ideal fantasy. I was worried about my parents who would be desperately looking for me back in the real world, but aside from that, I should be bowing in gratitude to whoever sent me to this beautiful world.
First, I need to assess the situation.
If I assess the situation assuming I’ve been transported, and it turns out to be just an error with a “Hehe, my bad,” then I’ll just end up looking like a fool for a bit. But if I just space out and do nothing, and it turns out I really have been transported, then I’m the only one who loses out.
The first thing to confirm is whether this world is really the game world.
And if it is the game world, the next priority is to find out to what extent the game system has an effect and how similar it is.
Fortunately, I have a small amount of money in my inventory.
The classic way to gather information in a fantasy world is, of course, a tavern. Considering my conversation with Alicia, it seems like people falling from other dimensions isn't that rare in this world. If I just grab someone at a tavern, buy them a drink, and ask around, gathering information might be surprisingly easy.
Right. First, to the tavern.
Having organized his thoughts, Guwon left the inn.
Or rather, he tried to.
“That’ll be 3 Silver.”
Shit