Chapter 186: The Lord of the Dungeon City
Chapter 186: The Lord of the Dungeon City
“W-Wait a minute. Just hold on.”
“Hm?”
“You really are the Lord, right?”
“That’s right. I’m the highest-ranking person here,” the Lord answered with a smirk, not seeming to mind in the slightest that Guwon had spoken to her so informally in his confusion.
It seemed Silvia was right; she wasn’t an uptight person.
Well, it would be pretty funny if the woman who was shamelessly screwing right in front of me turned out to be uptight. She was still naked, after all.
She was far beyond just ‘not uptight’; she seemed seriously, wildly uninhibited.
“Then isn’t there something you should ask me first? It’s weird to suddenly tell me to strip. Are you planning on doing a body search before you even ask any questions?”
“Heehee. A body search sounds nice. First, let’s inspect the size of your….”
“Is this a time for jokes? You said something about suspicion of a coup d’état! Wasn’t this supposed to be incredibly serious?!”
“That was obviously just a pretext to bring you here. Or what? Are you planning one? A coup?”
“Of course not!”
“I thought so. There’s no way Lady Diana would do something like that in the first place. Why would someone who could have done it anytime she pleased suddenly decide to do it now? And the idea of that Lady Diana being reeled in by a single man and starting a coup is just bizarre. My mother is just too much of a coward.”
The Lord spoke in a truly lighthearted tone, as if it were no big deal.
Wait. Mother? Didn’t she say she was the Lord?
A royal referring to her mother… Could it be… No. It can’t be. Please tell me it’s not true. Don’t shatter my fantasy of what a princess should be.
“What?! Then why did you call me here?!”
“Because I was curious. I heard you’re incredibly good at sex, thanks to that special Saint job of yours.”
“Wh-What?!”
Faced with the blatant admission that she’d brought him here simply because he was good at sex, even Guwon couldn’t help but be flustered.
But regardless of his shock, the Lord continued speaking, her teasing, seductive smile giving way to a slightly more serious expression.
“Listen carefully, Mr. Saint from another world. Royalty, you see, is fundamentally bored. In an era of peace like this, the people below do all the work, so there’s nothing for me to do. But I can’t just go wandering around outside as I please, either. So, what do you think I do here to relieve my boredom?”
“S-Sex…?”
“Correct. So, strip.”
“N-No. But still, you can’t just bring anyone here and do this, can you?”
“‘Anyone’? For your information, I’m very selective about my partners. The fact that rumors about you have reached my ears means you’ve become quite famous. You can go ahead and brag about it.”
“But you’re royalty… Don’t you have any sense of chastity…?”
“Chastity… Heehee. That’s something for people who can marry the one they love. Do you really think I, who will obviously end up in a political marriage, would care about something like that?”
The Lord’s smile turned slightly bitter for a moment before she reverted to her provocative, sultry expression.
“Is that explanation sufficient? Now, strip.”
“No. Wait a minute.”
“What is it now?”
The Lord’s expression began to show a hint of annoyance.
But Guwon couldn’t back down, either. If anyone should be angry here, it was him.
So she really did just call him here to have sex with him.
No, of course, it was great to have the chance to sleep with such a beautiful woman. Her personality was a bit much, but she was undeniably gorgeous. In fact, even now, my eyes were scanning her entire body.
But still, there’s a right time for everything!
“I’m incredibly busy right now! I’m sorry, but if that’s all this is about, I’ll be leaving.”
“You, who were summoned under suspicion of a coup, are going to leave as you please? Without my permission?”
Guwon barely managed to hold back a curse.
Calm down. She’s an unpredictable woman, but it doesn’t seem like she’s impossible to reason with.
If I talk to her calmly, I can surely persuade her.
“Look, my lady Lord. I’m a man, too, so I don’t want to miss the chance to be with a fine woman like you. I really don’t. But the timing is just terrible. I was dragged here at what is truly a once-in-a-lifetime moment for me, so I absolutely have to go back. Can’t you please just let me go for today?”
“A once-in-a-lifetime moment? What kind of moment?”
Her expression suggested she was asking out of simple curiosity rather than any real sense of his desperation.
For the record, this woman didn’t even blink when Guwon called her a ‘fine woman.’ She acted as if it were only natural.
“A small, personal matter has come up with the supreme Archmage. If I miss this timing…”
“I’m asking you what that matter is. Tell me. If I find your reason convincing, I might let you go.”
So she wasn’t going to let him go easily.
There was no choice. It seemed he had to explain, at least in brief.
Guwon gave a rough summary of his current situation. And after hearing his explanation, the Lord…
“Ahahahaha! What is that? So while things were going well with Lady Diana, you were also juggling other women? Are you out of your mind?”
“No, but in this world, polygamy and polyandry are allowed as long as you’re capable…”
“While it’s true some nobles do that to show off their capabilities, I doubt you’ll find many people who juggle multiple partners while claiming to love them all. And against Lady Diana, of all people? I’d be more likely to understand if it were Lady Diana juggling multiple men.”
Wh-What?! No, but Diana didn’t say anything like that when I was persuading her during sex.
As much as I was teasing her and she wasn’t in her right mind, she’s still Diana. I don’t think what she said back then was a complete lie.
I thought the reason Diana got angry was less about me juggling women and more about the fact that I tried to seduce her by manipulating her with sex… though that might just be what I want to believe.
“In the first place, is it really true that you and Lady Diana are in that kind of relationship? Isn’t it just your own delusion?”
“It’s not! We really…”
“Well, whether it’s your delusion or not, it’s an interesting story. Alright. Since it sounds fun, I’ll cooperate a little.”
The Lord chuckled, her eyes narrowing as she spoke.
I’m not having any fun at all. My entire future is on the line here.
“So, does that mean I can go?”
“No.”
Is this woman messing with me?
“What are you going to do if you leave? You said Lady Diana isn’t coming back home, right? Do you have any idea where she might be?”
“No, but if I wander around…!”
“As long as Lady Diana has no intention of facing you, there’s no way you’ll be able to find her. Aren’t you underestimating the supreme Archmage a little too much?”
I knew that much without her telling me.
But this was the only way, so what choice did I have?!
“Heehee. Don’t make that face. I told you, didn’t I? I’ll cooperate.”
“…Are you saying that as royalty, you can find Diana?”
“Of course not. If she decides to hide in earnest, no one in this world can find her. But, if it’s as you say and she truly likes you, then it’s not like there’s no way. Silvia.”
With that, the Lord turned to Silvia, who had been standing silently beside Guwon this whole time.
“Yes.”
“Send someone to Lady Diana’s mansion and deliver a message. Tell them that this man is currently here with me.”
“Yes.”
Silvia gave a slight bow and left the room.
“…I’d appreciate an explanation.”
“Oh, you don’t get it? It’s simple. If Lady Diana really cares about you, she won’t just stay hidden forever. At the very least, she’ll probably peek at the mansion to check on your status. But when she checks the mansion from hiding, she’ll see you’re not there. And when she looks into it a little more, she’ll find out you’re being held by me. Don’t you think Lady Diana will make a move then? It’s not like she doesn’t know me.”
Guwon found himself completely convinced by the Lord’s logical explanation.
…She had a point. This seemed far more likely to result in a meeting with Diana than me just wandering around town looking for her.
To be honest, I thought she was just a crazy, pretty face, but it seems she’s actually quite sharp.
Then again, I suppose she couldn’t have become the Lord of a place like this if she wasn’t, even if she is royalty.
“Understand?”
“…Yes. Th-Thank…”
“Good. Then strip.”
“What?!”
“Why are you so surprised? Did you think I’d just let you sit here and do nothing?”
“No, but you heard that Diana and I are in a relationship! Even after hearing that…”
“It’s because I heard that story that I have to hurry. If you and Lady Diana become an official couple, I’ll lose my chance to even get a taste, won’t I? Besides, you said you have other women besides Lady Diana, right? Why are you suddenly pretending to be so chaste?”
“No, no, no. No matter what, it’s weird to have sex with another woman right after Diana stormed out in anger. Even I have that much common sense.”
“…You’re right. I suppose that might be true.”
“Phew. So you understand?”
“Yes. I understand. So, strip.”
“Wait, hold on! You just said you understood!”
“I did. I understand your feelings. But that doesn’t mean I have to hold back, does it?”
What kind of woman…!
“If you’re going to keep resisting like that, I have other ideas.”
“I-Ideas?”
“That’s right. I won’t cooperate in finding Lady Diana. No, I’ll actively interfere. So choose. Will you strip right here and now and find Lady Diana easily, or will you keep refusing and never see her again?”
“…You get told you have a bad personality a lot, don’t you?”
“I’ve never heard that once in my life. Do you really think there’s anyone who could say such a thing to me, Felicia, the second in line to the throne?”
“Aaaargh! She finally said it! Second in line to the throne is undeniably a princess! My fantasy of what a princess is… is shattered!”
Hit squarely by the Broken Phantasm, Guwon fell to his knees in despair.
“Y-You are truly rude. Do you realize that’s an insult to royalty? You’re lucky it’s just me here, I’m a nice person. That was a statement that could have gotten you in big trouble.”
“M-My apologies. My true feelings just slipped out…”
“…Well, fine. So, what’s it going to be? Are you stripping or not?”
“C-Could we perhaps reconsider? There’s no need for a princess to defile herself with a rude man like me…”
“You are certainly rude, but you’re good at sex, right?”
That thing called a man’s pride got in the way, making it impossible for me to say no.
“What are you thinking so hard about? It’s not like it’ll wear out, right?”
“No, but still…”
“Alright. I’ll give you some amazing service. If you’re really that scared of Lady Diana finding out, how about this? I’ll tell you right before I climax. You just pull out at the right moment. That way, you won’t level up, and Lady Diana will never find out, right? Choose wisely. It’s not often I offer this kind of service.”
“…I appreciate the offer, but that’s impossible.”
“Hm? What is?”
“I mean, it’s impossible for you to maintain your sanity while having sex with me and inform me every single time you’re about to climax.”
At Guwon’s words, Felicia’s mouth fell open as she stared at him.
She stared for a long moment before a sultry smile returned to her face.
“You must be really good, huh? Such confidence. Saying things like that just makes me want to devour you even more. I guess the service offer is off the table, then. So, what will it be? Are you stripping or not?”
Damn it. Did I say the wrong thing?
Felicia’s eyes were transforming into those of a hawk targeting its prey.
“No, but still…”
“Strip. You don’t have a choice anyway. If you don’t strip within five seconds, I’m canceling all cooperation I mentioned. I won’t inform Lady Diana’s mansion, and I’ll just keep you locked up here without anyone knowing. 5… 4… 3…”
Damn it. Do I have no choice but to strip?
It was true that if she didn’t cooperate, I had no way of finding Diana.
I’m sorry, Diana. This is all to find you. I have no feelings for this woman! Really!
“2… 1…”
“Alright! I’ll strip! I’ll do it, okay?! You nymphomaniac!”
“N-Nympho…! In a way, you’re truly amazing. But you’d better be good. If you’re not, I don’t care if you’re involved with Lady Diana or not, I’ll have you executed immediately for the crime of insulting royalty.”
“Sorry, but that’s not going to happen! When it comes to sex, I’m invincible!”
With a ‘whatever happens, happens’ attitude, Guwon dropped his pants.
Seeing Guwon’s member thus revealed, Felicia’s eyes went wide.
“Wh-What is that?! Wait, that’s not fake, is it?”
Felicia quickly approached, grabbing his member and stroking it up and down.
Whoa. What kind of technique is…
“Kyaa! It’s hard! Amazing! I’ve never seen anything like this! It seems you really do have something to brag about!” Felicia exclaimed, her eyes sparkling.
Of course it’s the first time you’ve seen it. I’d be the one surprised if you told me you’d seen something like this multiple times.
By the way, when you talk, you should look at the person’s face, not their dick.
Still holding his member, Felicia led him to the bed and pushed him down.
Her eyes had already gone wild, completely dyed with lust.
Climbing on top of the now-supine Guwon, Felicia looked down at him and said, “I don’t want to clean up a corpse in my bedroom, so I’m just asking to be sure. You are over level 100, right?”
“Huh? No. I’m 73.”
“…Eh?”
Felicia, who had been about to insert Guwon’s member into herself, froze completely.