Chapter 138: Milk Road
Chapter 138: Milk Road
“Wait, hold on. If people misunderstand and think I’m some guy who can only make men cum, what kind of looks would I get? I was just trying to clear up the misunderstanding; sexual harassment was never my intention.”
“Still, there’s a right way to do things!”
“They might not believe me if I don’t show them directly! What am I supposed to do if they think I’m gay?!”
With Guwon’s impassioned cry, the misunderstanding was finally resolved.
Then again, how many people would actually mistake a guy walking around with three beauties like these for being gay?
“Got it?! I’m not someone who can only make men shoot their load! In fact, being able to do it to men is just a bonus! My true value shines when I’m with a woman! Huh? You get it?!”
Guwon said, looking around at the others.
The adventurers, who had been diligently devouring their food, were startled and nodded their heads frantically.
Guwon looked around, satisfied.
They might have treated him like a gag character, but it seemed they really had been planning some kind of victory party. A mountain of food was piled high on the tables.
But now, the atmosphere had become too awkward to eat.
Maybe we should go somewhere else for dinner.
Just as Guwon stood before the door to leave the inn, another adventurer was coming inside.
“Ah. There you are.”
The adventurer said upon seeing Guwon’s face.
Hm? Do I know her?
He quickly searched his memory, but it was a face he didn’t recognize.
It’s not like I know that many people in the first place.
Then is that it? Did she become a fan after seeing the battle earlier? Of course. Even if my fighting style was a little… weird, I still played a huge role. It wouldn’t be strange to gain a fan or two. The guys in here are just a bunch of uncouth bastards with no taste.
Looking closer, she was actually quite good-looking.
“I was looking for you. If you don’t mind, could you accompany me?”
Just as I thought. Trying to hit on me just like that. She’s pretty bold.
“Well, now. What is it about?”
But Guwon played it cool.
It’s not like she’s so gorgeous that I’m dying to go, and it’ll be a problem if Sara gets jealous for no reason.
What should I do? I guess this is the kind of problem you have when you get popular.
However, the woman’s answer was a little different from what Guwon expected.
“Ah. Right, I didn’t state my business. My apologies. Our clan leader would like to treat you to dinner for your performance in the recent battle.”
Huh? Clan leader?
Looking closely, he saw a teardrop-shaped seal engraved on the woman’s chest.
Damn it. Of course. Popular with women, my ass.
No, let’s think positively. The fact that a clan leader wants to treat me to dinner means that, at the very least, she didn’t see my fighting today as just a joke.
“Just me? I have my companions with me, so it’s a bit difficult for me to go alone.”
“Ah, of course. If you have companions, they are welcome to come as well.”
“In that case, sounds good.”
They were about to head out for dinner somewhere else anyway.
Guwon immediately accepted and followed the adventurer.
“Welcome to our Oasis Clan.”
The clan leader he came face-to-face with was a woman who boasted a rather dazzling beauty.
He tried using Analyze just in case, but as expected, he couldn’t see her level.
Diana did say that even if they took some damage, it would be possible for these clan members alone to stop all those orcs.
It meant that even if they were a clan that stuck to the 2nd Floor, they couldn’t be underestimated.
“Thanks to you, we were able to stop the orcs without taking much damage. On behalf of the Oasis Clan, I offer you my gratitude.”
Her reaction was quite different from the guys who were gathered at the inn earlier.
As expected of a clan leader. She must be able to recognize my true worth.
No. It’s just that those guys earlier had no eye for talent. It’s more likely that many others recognized my true worth.
When he thought of it that way, all the trouble he went through today wasn’t for nothing.
“No, don’t mention it.”
She was, after all, someone who was grateful enough to treat him to a meal.
Guwon didn’t act arrogant and was simply humble. He was also grateful that, in contrast to those other guys, she recognized his true value.
“If anything, my fighting style is quite unique, so I hope I wasn’t rude to those I fought alongside.”
That guy who put his hand on Guwon’s shoulder and acted all friendly earlier definitely said something like that.
Something about those strong-willed women being dazed, blah blah blah.
Guwon had definitely run around making quite a few adventurers get splattered with orc semen, and there must have been members of this clan among them.
“Well, about that… But everyone has their own way of fighting, and in the end, thanks to you, casualties were minimized.”
The clan leader said, her expression slightly troubled.
It seems being covered in orc semen wasn’t a pleasant experience. I wonder if she was fighting near me and got covered too?
Anyway, if even the clan leader had this reaction, it was obvious what the other women who got covered in orc semen must have thought.
Maybe that ridiculous nickname, ‘Milk Road Maker’ or whatever, wasn’t made up by those bastards to make fun of me, but was actually created by the angry women who got covered in orc semen.
“B-But you really do fight in a unique way. How on earth did you do that?”
“It’s because I’m an outsider. I have a special class. Ah, and for your reference, the skills I used in battle aren’t limited to just monsters or men. In fact, they were originally meant for women…”
“S-So, when can we eat? I haven’t eaten anything since breakfast because of the battle.”
Just as Guwon was trying his best to do some self-PR, Sara suddenly cut in.
Hey, you already ate that lizard skewer or whatever.
Could it be she’s jealous, thinking I’m trying to hit on that woman? How cute.
But that wasn’t Guwon’s intention. In the first place, it was hard to imagine someone with a level so high it couldn’t be read by Analyze would sleep with him.
I was just saying it in case there were others besides those guys at the inn who misunderstood that I could only use my skills on men. Since she’s the one in charge here, there’s no more effective way to clear up the misunderstanding than by telling her. Well, it’d be a lie to say I wasn’t hoping for some promotional effect at all.
“Ah, my apologies. I’ve been talking for too long. I’ll have it prepared right away.”
Immediately, so much food was brought to the table that it looked like the legs would break.
Looks like they spent a fair bit of money. Then again, just think of how much they must have earned today.
Just calculating the value of the Magic Stones he swept up would amount to a considerable sum, so it went without saying for this clan, which had the most members participating in the battle.
The Oasis Clan leader seemed quite interested in Guwon, asking him all sorts of things during the meal.
Sara kept trying to cut in and change the subject, but her efforts were in vain, and Guwon was able to fully promote his Saint job.
“What an amazing job. To think such a job exists. Does that mean, Mr. Guwon, that you have no worries about leveling up?”
As expected of a clan leader, she cut right to the heart of the matter.
But in this world, saying you had no worries about leveling up was the same as saying you were confident you could make any woman climax, without fail.
Thinking of it that way, it was a little strange for a woman to ask such a question. Isn’t she embarrassed?
“Well, to be honest, yes.”
Guwon said shamelessly.
At that, the way the Oasis Clan leader looked at Guwon began to shine alluringly, as if she were trying to seduce him.
Then, as if she never wanted to let Guwon go, she spoke in a rapid-fire burst.
“Do you belong to a clan right now? If not, how about ours? I’d like to experience the Saint job for myself. Of course, it’s impossible right now because of the level difference, but I’m sure you could level up quickly, Mr. Guwon. And if you join our clan, we won’t spare any support for your leveling.”
Ooh. What’s this? She wants to sleep with me? And she’ll spare no expense supporting me until I’m a high enough level to sleep with her? That’s basically raising a future lover.
A woman is trying to seduce me by offering to raise me as her future lover. And the one saying it is a total beauty.
Guwon once again felt truly glad that he had fallen into this world.
Goddess, I love you!
“I am afraid he is already in a clan. In fact, this very man is its leader.”
It was Diana who sharply rejected the Oasis Clan leader’s offer.
When Guwon looked at Diana, she had a very displeased expression on her face.
It seemed that no matter how easygoing Diana was, she found it unpleasant when another clan tried to poach her own clan’s leader.
And while this might have been partly Guwon’s wishful thinking, she also looked a little jealous.
Isn’t this the first time Diana has shown any sign of jealousy?
The thought made Diana, who had seemed so cunning while eating the skewer earlier, now look incredibly cute.
“Is that so? May I ask the name of your clan?”
“The Saviors.”
“Hmm… I’ve never heard of that clan. Wouldn’t it still be better to join ours? Ah, and if you’re worried about your clan members, don’t be. Everyone belonging to Mr. Guwon’s clan can join ours as well…”
But even after Diana’s words, the Oasis leader showed no signs of giving up.
If she knew Diana’s true identity, she probably wouldn’t be speaking like this.
“You dare…! I am…!”
In the dungeon, Diana wore her large, distinctive mage’s hat pulled down low to hide her appearance. If her identity were revealed, she would attract an enormous amount of attention, and every mage she ran into inside the dungeon would relentlessly hit on her.
But Diana opened her mouth to reveal her identity, willing to accept the consequences.
Did she hate the idea of me being seduced that much?
Guwon placed a hand on Diana’s head to stop her from speaking and answered in her stead.
“No. I refuse.”
“What? Why? No matter how I think about it, joining our clan seems like the better option.”
“I’m attached to this clan because I made it. And more than anything, I want to be with these guys. No matter if you accept all our members, if I join your clan, the time I get to spend with them will decrease, won’t it?”
Perhaps because his heart was warmed by Diana’s seemingly jealous behavior, words that would normally be too cringey to say came pouring out.
“Ah, are you perhaps in that kind of relationship? I’m sorry. I had no idea…”
Hearing Guwon’s words, the Oasis Clan leader immediately bowed her head and apologized.
So she does have some common sense. Though it’s not like I’m in ‘that kind of relationship’ with them, like she’s misunderstanding.
Well, if she’ll accept that, I’ll just let her misunderstand.
Diana seemed to be of the same opinion as Guwon, as she didn’t particularly deny the Oasis Clan leader’s words.
After finishing their meal, the party left the Oasis Clan behind.
As soon as they left the building, Guwon started to tease Diana a little.
“Hey, you were pretty cute back there.”
“Hmm? What are you suddenly talking about?”
“You made that angry face when the Oasis Clan leader was trying to seduce me. Did you hate it that much?”
“O-Of course! Th-The nerve of her, trying to swallow up the clan that I belong to!”
Huh? That was a slightly different reaction than I expected.
I thought she’d act a little more embarrassed.
“M-More importantly, what about you? ‘And more than anything, I want to be with these guys.’ Do you like me that much? Hmm?”
On top of that, Diana even launched a counterattack.
“My, my, for such embarrassing words to just come out of you. Well then, if you like me so much, shall I give you a little pat?”
Diana teased Guwon, who was speechless from the sudden counterattack, by poking him in the side.
Damn it. I have to… I have to counter somehow…
“Yeah! I like you so much I could die! Pat my head!”
Hmph. How’s that? This is my ‘if you can’t win with words, just be shameless’ strategy.
“Hmm?!”
This answer seemed to be unexpected for Diana too, as she hesitated slightly.
“I-Is that so. Then I shall pat you a little.”
And then, she hesitantly placed her hand on Guwon’s head.
Why is she making this more awkward for no reason? She’s always touching me whenever she’s bored.
“G-Guwon-ssi. When you said ‘these guys’ earlier… was I included in that?”
The one who broke the awkward atmosphere was our angel.
Nice, Leia.
As if he’d been waiting for it, Guwon answered Leia’s question with exaggeration.
“Of course! In fact, you make up 90% of the reason…”
Just as he said that, his eyes fell on Sara’s face, who was standing right next to Leia.
“Our angel is included, of course! There’s no way you wouldn’t be included!”
Guwon rapidly changed course.
Sara. Your eyes are scary.
“That’s a relief… You said ‘these guys,’ so for a moment I thought I wasn’t included…”
No. If we’re going by that logic, this little pipsqueak here is overwhelmingly older than you, Leia.
Calling you ‘guys’ is just a habit of mine.
Still, seeing Leia look so relieved after her little misunderstanding was quite heartwarming.
As expected, only my angel is the oasis of my heart.