You Seem Like You'd Be Okay With It❤
"Haaah…."
Maybe it was because I'd slept so deeply for the first time in ages, but my body felt refreshed in a way that put my street days to shame.
From the lack of presence, it seemed like Elysia sis was still asleep.
Since I'd woken up first, I decided to make breakfast. It felt better to do some housework than just mooch off her like this… And honestly, starving seemed preferable to eating the meals she prepared.
I checked the fridge for ingredients to cook with.
"Hmm…."
This should be enough for simple omelet rice. It was a safe choice, not too hard to make.
I grabbed a knife from the kitchen and started prepping the ingredients.
Chop chop chop chop….
The quiet kitchen echoed with the sound of slicing veggies.
Still no sign of her, so I figured Elysia was sleeping in—when suddenly, something squished against my cheek from the side.
"Good morning♪"
"Hiiiaaah!!"
What the—?
I hadn't sensed a thing until it touched my cheek. There she was, Elysia sis, standing right next to me, fresh from bed somehow.
Did this sis hide her presence better than an assassin or what…?
"Ahaha, did I scare you that bad?"
"I thought my heart was gonna drop out…."
"Sorry sorry. I just wanted to see you jump a little. You'll forgive me, right?❤"
An almost-adult pulling a prank like that—what a kid.
"…Yeah. I'll let it slide."
"What? Those eyes say you don't get it at all."
"I just can't comprehend the twisted mind that picks on kids younger than her."
"Ehehe. Fair enough~."
Elysia sis giggled beside me, then suddenly plastered herself to my back to watch me cook.
"Whoa, you can cook too?"
"Yeah. My parents never made food, so I learned young."
"Ooh… Really? What're you making now?"
"Omelet rice right no—"
I couldn't finish.
Squish.
I turned my head at the soft sensation against my back—and saw Elysia's massive breasts pressing into me.
'Calm down calm down calm down calm down….'
I repeated it in my head a million times, but calming down was impossible.
Of course it was.
What man in the world could stay calm with those violent tits brushing his arm? Anyone who could was either impotent or gay.
"Um… E-Elysia sis…?"
"Hm? What's up?"
She met my eyes with an innocent look, like she had no clue.
Right. She's the Saintess of Purity—pure as they come, clueless about sex. That's what I had to think.
If not, my dick would be rock-hard any second.
"N-No, nothing… Just making omelet rice…."
"Omelet rice! I love that!"
Whoosh!
Elysia sis hugged me tight, beaming like it was the best news ever.
Through the thin double layer of fabric, I felt the pillowy softness of her flesh.
No matter how hard I tried to resist, it was a disaster I couldn't fend off.
"……."
"Ah…."
Only after my crotch swelled did she notice, glancing awkwardly between my face and my groin.
"Uh… M-Morning wood, huh…?"
I stayed silent, and she flailed to smooth it over, her pupils shaking in panic.
"I-It’s fine…! This just means you're healthy, right…?"
"…Please, just don't say anything."
"O-Okay… I'll, uh, wait over there then…."
…I wanted to die.
***
After that awkward meal, as I rested in my room, there was a knock.
"Kyle, can I come in?"
"…It's your house, sis. Just come in."
"No, I can't invade your privacy~."
"I'm not doing anything, so it's fine."
"Okay. Coming in—❤"
Creeeak.
The door opened, and Elysia sis stepped in. But….
'Fuck.'
What entered my view next was pure devastation.
Her massive tits overflowed from a crop top, flesh spilling out. Thanks to her toned, gym-sculpted body and dolphin pants, her squishy thighs were on full display.
No way could anyone call that the body of the Saintess of Purity.
'Think pure thoughts… pure thoughts….'
I tore my eyes from her chest, forcing my mind elsewhere to banish the dirty ideas—but whether from the earlier incident or sheer obliviousness, she plopped right next to me, and I failed spectacularly.
"I didn't wanna pry yesterday 'cause you looked beat, but I've got questions now. Cool?"
"Sure… As long as they're not too tough to answer…."
"I'll try~. I'm super curious♪"
She flashed a bright smile and spoke.
"How'd you end up homeless? You don't look or dress like a commoner."
"…I wanted to be a knight. Family opposed, so I left."
"A knight? Don't families usually back that fully? It's honorable."
She tilted her head, puzzled.
Telling the truth would expose my identity, so I fudged it.
"They wanted me to inherit the family business. I hated it…."
"Hm~. So you ditched your status and wealth to chase knighthood?"
"…Yeah. Protecting something… that's cool, right?"
I closed my eyes, picturing myself as one of those storybook knights.
Countless people saved by me. I'd imagined it a thousand times, but my heart still raced.
"…Of course, leaving home means no tuition, so becoming a knight's impossible now."
"Why impossible?"
She poked my cheek.
"The Saintess of House Atradain's right here."
"…What does you being next to me have to do with me becoming a knight?"
"I'll cover your tuition. Full ride."
Question marks exploded in my head.
Full tuition for the Academy? Did I hear that right?
"Elysia sis, did I hear you say—"
"Yup. I'll pay it all, free for you. Tuition's chump change."
Chump change?
The Academy was for rich commoners and nobles only—because of the insane tuition. A normal commoner would need five years' wages for one year.
That's why most couldn't attend. Even I had to sell family jewels for one semester.
It was not "chump change."
"You'll really cover it all?"
"Yup. But there's a condition."
Of course.
No way she'd pay that without strings.
"…What condition?"
I braced for something huge, given the cost—but her words blindsided me.
"Become my Holy Knight."
"…Holy Knight?"
"Yup. Then I can stay close, and as your Academy senior, look after you better."
"……?"
Totally unexpected.
Become her Holy Knight just so she could babysit me? She was already covering tuition—that was huge.
"…That's the only condition?"
"Yup. Nothing else?❤ I've even got a wish token left."
Her face seemed sincere—no lies.
Then why? Why support a total stranger like this?
Someone she met yesterday on the street.
"…Elysia sis."
"Hm?"
"Why are you so nice to me? We just met…."
"Isn't it obvious? Saintesses help people."
"No, that's different…."
She chuckled at my reaction and took my hand.
"How's it different~?"
"…You brought a strange guy home. Could've been dangerous."
"Pff…."
She smirked, tapping her chin thoughtfully with her free hand before locking eyes with me, squeezing tighter.
"…Because you'd be okay with it."
"Huh?"
"You seem like the type…."
Whoosh!
Suddenly, she yanked my hand hard—
And placed it right on her breast.
"…who'd be okay with it. Believe me?♪"