Method to Exterminate the Weird Stalker
Method to Exterminate the Weird Stalker
An unrealistic, erotic tale, or a ghost story. Jangmak.
The [The Room You Can't Leave Unless You Milk] we were trapped in perfectly matched the conditions of the Jangmak that Kang Seo-ha had described.
Trapped in a narrow hotel room, unable to escape unless you milk— it was like a forced, unrealistic erotic novel story.
But they say that once you escape a Jangmak, ordinary people forget almost everything that happened inside.
Yet the scene of milking my step-sister is still vivid in my memory?
My step-sister remembers it perfectly too, getting all embarrassed whenever she sees me, and even wearing a bra around the house now.
Are we the type with a Special Constitution who remembers what happens inside Jangmak?
After hearing Kang Seo-ha's explanation, I glanced at my step-sister.
Her bewildered face. She seemed to have some inkling that the [The Room You Can't Leave Unless You Milk] was a Jangmak too.
"......."
I thought about telling Kang Seo-ha about that room, but I held back.
We still don't know much about Jangmak or the Special Countermeasure Bureau for Anomalous Phenomena.
Even before this incident, we'd been trapped in a Jangmak and remembered it, which means we're Special Constitution types—better to keep that between us for now.
It wasn't something to blurt out to her right away, and who knows how the SCBAP's attitude might change if they found out we're Special Constitution.
"So, the stuff happening to my step-sister right now is that erotic ghost story called a 'Jangmak,' right? Because it's unrealistic and full of adult content."
"That's correct. You're taking it well. Most people don't believe our explanations or even treat us like we're crazy."
"The stuff that happened to my step-sister wasn't your average weirdness. I figured it had to be something beyond common sense."
Kang Seo-ha, who had been calmly scanning the lecture hall and jotting notes in her notepad, glanced at me.
She seemed pleased with my response, flashing a faint smile.
"In that case, I ask for your full cooperation. A Jangmak is an unrealistic erotic tale, but it's also a ghost story. If you mess up inside one, you might never get out—or you could die."
"How can we cooperate?"
"Follow my instructions without question. Even if what I say seems unbelievable or hard to understand, to escape the Jangmak, don't judge for yourself— just do exactly what I tell you."
"Yes..."
Jangmak are unrealistic events where common sense doesn't apply.
My step-sister producing breast milk. A weirdo visible only to her, like a ghost.
To escape this kind of anomaly, we had to trust and follow the expert, Kang Seo-ha.
We nodded.
"The lecture hall is cleared. I'll investigate the restroom where you encountered the harasser and the Lactation Room too, so you two wait safely outside the university gates for now."
She escorted us to the school entrance, grabbed her notepad, and headed back inside.
"......."
"......."
"She's an interesting person."
"Yeah..."
I was curious who we'd meet from an organization that solves breast milk-related mystery cases, and we got someone totally unique.
Celebrity-level looks, cold eyes.
She handled the unrealistic incident with zero hesitation, all businesslike.
"Step-sister, do you believe what she said? That weird Jangmak story."
"W-well, probably? We were trapped in that room last time, and this one's full of unbelievable stuff too..."
At least Kang Seo-ha didn't seem like she was lying. Hard to believe, but considering what we've been through, the Jangmak story feels real.
"So what do we do? If I'm trapped in a Jangmak, won't I get weirded out by the harasser?"
"Let's ask Team Leader Kang Seo-ha how to proceed. She said to leave the judgment to her."
No rushing into worry or action—just wait calmly until she tells us the plan.
Kang Seo-ha finished investigating the university and came back.
"U-um, how'd it go? Am I really caught up in that erotic ghost story Jangmak?"
"......."
She paused at Cha Hye-rin's question, lips pursed.
Seemed like she was choosing her next words carefully.
She opened her mouth while looking over her organized notes.
"Based on my investigation, yes, Cha Hye-rin-ssi, you are caught in a Jangmak. Location: university. Jangmak content: a weird stalker targeting Cha Hye-rin-ssi. The solution method is written in this notepad—I'll give it to you."
Instead of explaining verbally, she wrote the Jangmak solution in her notepad and handed it to my step-sister.
"As I said before, you must believe and follow what I tell you. Read the notepad and ask if anything's unclear."
She kept emphasizing to trust and obey her repeatedly.
What could the Jangmak solution be that she's warning us so strongly?
The instructions in the notepad my step-sister opened were these:
-1. Within one week, get a boyfriend at the university. Doesn't have to be a real boyfriend. Anyone willing to accept lewd acts is enough.
-2. Perform lewd acts while feeding that boyfriend your breast milk. All kinds of obscene acts are allowed. I recommend intense, immoral milking full of stimulation and taboo thrill.
-3. Continue the lewd acts with your boyfriend until no more breast milk comes out.
-4. If breast milk still comes out after a week, start running away from the weirdo that appears then.
-5. If you can't escape and get caught by the weirdo, don't fight it. Take the pill I gave you in advance and endure whatever happens next.
-Good luck.
......
Shocked by the notepad's contents, my step-sister stood frozen for a long time after reading, unable to tear her eyes away.
Where do you even start questioning something this messed up?
It was weird from the very first line.
Get a boyfriend, or find someone to accept lewd acts?
Kang Seo-ha started explaining, as if she'd anticipated Cha Hye-rin's demanding glare.
"I told you we don't know why Jangmak occur, but we do know how to resolve them.
Jangmak reflect twisted desires that can't be fulfilled in reality. Unless you understand and satisfy those desires, the Jangmak won't disappear.
Cha Hye-rin-ssi, you're producing breast milk in the university, and the anomaly is targeting you for it.
This Jangmak's purpose seems to be blackmailing Cha Hye-rin-ssi and then humiliating and milking you.
Before the weirdo can humiliate you, Cha Hye-rin-ssi, you need to perform lewd acts first to satisfy the desire projected in the Jangmak. That way, you'll be safe from the anomaly."
"Eek-"
After hearing the explanation, my step-sister froze with her mouth agape, speechless.
Summing up what she said: to escape the Jangmak, you have to do lewd stuff no matter what—so do it yourself before the Jangmak's weirdo gets to you.
Was Jangmak that dangerous?
You absolutely have to do lewd acts to get out.
It had a similar concept to the [The Room You Can't Leave Unless You Milk] I was trapped in with my step-sister.
Just that the penalty here seemed way worse.
If you don't do lewd milking within a week, the weirdo gets you?
Being locked in that narrow hotel room was tame by comparison.
"Th-that's impossible! How could I...? I don't have a boyfriend, and ugh, lewd acts... I-I have done some before... but... I can't..."
Confessing her virginity and ignorance about men, my step-sister suddenly recalled the milking we did in that room, so she admitted to having lewd experience but couldn't say she'd do it willingly.
My step-sister's a total pure virgin, huh.
How's she supposed to date some stranger and do lewd acts within a week?
Kang Seo-ha responded calmly to my stammering step-sister.
"Don't panic. Events inside a Jangmak aren't reality anyway. Even if you're trapped in one and get a boyfriend or do lewd acts, as long as you escape safely, it'll all be like it never happened."
"Y-yes?"
"You must clearly separate Jangmak from reality. As long as you don't die or get mentally contaminated inside, whatever happens there is fine. Jangmak are ultimately just fictional stories."
"B-but you said Jangmak connect to reality too."
"Most influences on reality are like having an erotic dream."
"......."
Her tone was firm as she explained how to escape the Jangmak.
After asking Kang Seo-ha for time to think, we headed home.
The method she proposed to escape the Jangmak was too burdensome and humiliating.
Even after getting home, Cha Hye-rin kept checking the instructions in the notepad, racking her brain.
"Get a boyfriend within a week and do lewd stuff while feeding him breast milk? How am I supposed to..."
Normally, I'd crack a joke to ease my tense step-sister's mind and tell her it'd be okay, but even I kept my mouth shut this time.
Isn't the escape method too extreme?
You have to do lewd stuff to get out.
For my step-sister—no, for any normal person—that's hard to accept.
But since the [The Room You Can't Leave Unless You Milk] we experienced required lewd milking as the escape condition too, it kinda made sense.
Are all Jangmak like this?
"Ugh, why me again...? Breast milk coming out, blackmailed by a weirdo..."
My step-sister even started tearing up, blaming herself.
According to Kang Seo-ha, anyone can get trapped in a Jangmak.
But the odds are so low that unless you deliberately enter one, it only happens in extremely unlucky cases.
"This is my second time! Second! There are so many students at uni—why me specifically?"
No one else reported breast milk, and no harassment sightings, so she was the only one hit by the anomaly.
"Think positive. Kang Seo-ha said people with strong, attractive character traits that could be targets of twisted desires have higher odds of getting trapped. You're pretty, so that's why you've hit two Jangmak already."
"Really? Is it because I'm too pretty and it's unavoidable? Even ghost stories love me..."
Yeah, better she's narcissistic than moping.
I subtly flattered and praised her to cheer her up.
"Phew, being pretty is a crime. Pretty is a crime."
"If you're okay now, quit the nonsense and let's eat. Cha Hye-rin-ssi."
"Hey, don't distance yourself so coldly. Comfort your upset step-sister with warm words~"
"If being pretty and cute is a crime, you're on death row right now. Admit it?"
"That's a compliment, right? Okay, admitted."
"Then die."
I playfully pretended to choke her.
We joked around to lighten the mood and sat at the table to eat.
"Phew..."
Cha Hye-rin shoved rice into her mouth bit by bit, slowly accepting her reality.
She sighed heavily, clearly stressed.
But would my step-sister really have to follow Kang Seo-ha's instructions to the letter?
Even if Jangmak events aren't real, the idea of her getting a boyfriend and doing lewd acts while feeding him breast milk...
It bugs me, doesn't sit right.
Especially the part about getting a boyfriend.