Hunting
Hunting
[Title: Ah, I was writing a 'Jong-Jon-Ssat-Chang' template with Nogada and Yuria]
Came to my senses and realized they were minors.
Almost fucked up.
ㄴ What's Jong-Jon-Ssat-Chang?
ㄴ It means 'ejaculated a fuckton of cum, you whore'.
ㄴ I'm suing.
ㄴ Saved as PDF.
ㄴ I don't get it even after the explanation.
ㄴ What? That's vulgar.
ㄴ Why is everyone pretending not to know, fuck.
[Title: Did I force Mr. Nogada to be my boyfriend?]
No, right??? Mr. Nogada liked it a fuckton too, right???
You enjoyed the dating a fuckton, you son of a bitch.
It was consensual.
Answer if you don't want to get hit with another confession attack.
ㄴ What is this now, ffs lololololol
ㄴ But this is exactly the vibe.
ㄴ Seeing it like this, it's fucking scary lol
ㄴ So if you put Jong-Jon-Ssat-Chang in there, that's the original template?
ㄴ +If you don't want to get your jaw smashed.
[Title: No, ffs, why is the big-time streamer getting dragged around?]
Isn't it normal for small-time streamers to desperately cling to big ones in those types of Virtual Marriages?
Why is it the other way around here?
ㄴ Well...
ㄴ Nogada-haem probably doesn't know Yuria's real identity.
ㄴ Because the RP is so intense, probably yeah.
ㄴ And he's someone who only streams as a hobby...
ㄴ The big-time streamer is clinging to the small-time one, ffs lololol
ㄴ That's why it's fucking noisy right now.
ㄴ J U S T G E T M A R R I E D
[Title: But Nogada-haem is definitely the one in control, because]
He just doesn't seem to have any greed.
Seeing how he only plays King the Com all the time, it's definitely a hobby.
He doesn't even know Yuria's voice or her channel size right now, so he wouldn't be attracted.
ㄴ Oh right, he's deaf.
ㄴ I just remembered after hearing the deaf joke lololololol
ㄴ The last line is the key.
ㄴ Ah, the red pill is insane.
ㄴ I don't know about anything else, but 2 months of King the Com is genuinely sincere;;
ㄴ Fucking shut your mouth.
[Title: In-depth analysis of Nogada-haem's psychology]
Doesn't know voice.
Doesn't know face (including avatar).
Doesn't know stream size.
Even assuming it's RP, doesn't even know the personality.
He just doesn't know a fucking thing lololololol
The chat is everything.
ㄴ This is at the level of being mentally ill if he likes her lol
ㄴ Ah, what's with the red pill, ffs
ㄴ Seeing it like this, fuck...
ㄴ Hey hey hey
ㄴ Platonic, you fucker.
ㄴ Using 'platonic' here, ffs lol
ㄴ In a way, since he's only liking her based on her personality, maybe this is the real deal.
ㄴ Have you never considered that he doesn't like her?
ㄴ Address.
ㄴ lololololololololol
ㄴ Bro, my head is spinning.
[Title: Why are you guys so serious about dating in an RP server...]
To you who thinks that!
Do you know the fact that the more it's an RP server, the more important the narrative is!
Yes!
These assholes have been consistently building a narrative since the start of the server and are still acting like this!!
Yes!
They are seriously acting like total assholes!
You sons of bitches!!!!
ㄴ But Nogada-haem's real self might know nothing about streaming, so he could be much more conservative.
ㄴ Is he a normal person?
ㄴ Pretty much.
ㄴ Ah, fuck.
ㄴ My head was stitched up after reading the post above, but it cracked open again.
ㄴ J U S T G E T M A R R I E D
ㄴ J U S T D A T E
ㄴ J U S T D A T E
[Title: Is Nogada-haem seeing RP dating and Virtual Marriage as the same thing?]
You never know, really.
ㄴ The fact that this could actually be true...
ㄴ Since he's a normal person, I really think this could be the case.
ㄴ But this would be fun in its own way.
ㄴ No wonder he was trying so hard to avoid it.
"By the way, why did you really stop me earlier?"
"They could have been a dangerous person."
"Heh, it was obviously a tout, though?"
"I didn't hear, so I didn't know."
[The 'deaf' shield is a bit OP.]
[There's no way to break through that.]
[lololololololol]
[Ah, Egen behavior.]
As they finished the consultation and went down, unlike before, quite a few people were loitering around the stage.
"Yes! That concept is perfect for you! Married man!!"
Don Milan was bustling back and forth between them.
"Did I hear that wrong?"
"Hm? What did you say?"
"Uh... they said that player's concept is a married man."
"Is that a niche market strategy? The world is wide and there are many pieces of trash."
"Is pure love your type, Mr. Nogada?"
"If a knight of pure love exists in reality, that's me."
"Oho... is that why you're so tough?"
"Am I meat or something?"
"Maybe similar? Like prey, perhaps."
Nogada flinched for a moment at Yuria's eerie and honest words, then.
"Give it a try. See if you can catch me."
He decided to just go out confidently.
He said he would be confident and made up his mind, but the result was still passive.
However, this was the maximum courage of Kim Jae-hyun, the biggest loser in the world.
He was getting tired of thinking about it, so he decided to just do whatever.
If you're going to push, I won't avoid it.
That was the extent of his resolve.
Pulling back any further would be a setting inconsistency.
Still, this was a great step forward.
"Yes. I'll definitely catch you?"
Yuria was satisfied and walked ahead.
"Oh! Have you finished the consultation?"
Don Milan, who discovered the two, stopped what he was saying and approached them.
"So, have you resolved your worries?"
His voice contained pure curiosity and enjoyment.
[It's the Virtual Marriage uncle.]
[Considering Teacher Kim's age, that's right.]
[lololololololol]
[He looks genuinely curious.]
[I'd be curious too.]
"I won."
"What are you talking about. I won."
"Eh? You surrendered first, right? I won, right?"
"Don't you know that saying? In dating, the one who likes the other first, the one who likes more, loses. So obviously, I won."
It was a sentence that simultaneously teased Yuria and admitted that he was the boyfriend she mentioned.
[What]
[That is true]
[lololololol]
[Yuria, loses!]
[So childish lol]
[His cool factor is dead, seriously lol]
[He admitted it and his attack power went way up lol]
[Boyfriend declaration~ Boyfriend declaration~]
[He finally let go lol]
When Mukgom also blurted it out and realized his mistake, and Yuria was too dumbfounded to speak.
"Certainly, dating in your youth has this kind of flavor. An intense kind of dating that feels like you're hitting and getting hit... it doesn't return if it's not at this time. When you get older, it becomes a hassle..."
At Don Milan's words, who had accidentally revealed his real self, both of them burst out and found their voices.
"By any chance, your age?"
"I am 36 years of age..."
"So, really?"
"I will make no comment."
"Wow, we were making a huge mistake. You should just use casual speech. You're twice my age, so you should."
"Wow... really? Even if you add us both together, we barely lose to you?"
[No, that's true lololololol]
[Even adding these two together, it's 34 lol]
[Suddenly realizing they're so young, ffs lol]
[Oh my, Teacher Kim...]
[One side is too old, and the other is too young]
Yuria's chat, which recalled their ages, and.
[Wait, it was that much?]
[I heard they're both like 17]
[-_-]
[This is a bit sad...]
[My back, which has been bowing all this time, suddenly aches...]
[I shouldn't say it was aching from the start, right]
[Hey hey hey]
[I thought they were fresh, but were they really that young...]
[They're fresh...]
Kim Jeong-gyu's chat, which hadn't had accurate information until now, scrolled up rapidly in unison.
In that festival, Don Milan, no, the human Kim Jeong-gyu, cried quietly.
"It's fine... I use honorifics with everyone. If I didn't, it would have been quite pathetic. Even if I didn't, I felt like I would have had to use honorifics with you all..."
"You certainly have quick self-awareness. Still, you don't have to bow too much. You're at an age where your back is already at risk..."
"A man's vitality must be cherished...!"
At the clean reception from Nogada and Yuria, Don Milan stared into the void with a lonely voice.
"I am still in my youth too... Heh... heh..."
A moment of silence followed.
In his eyes looking into the void, for some reason, it seemed like dew was forming.
"More than that, are you really operating it now?"
"Yes, I've gathered enough men, so I should start."
"You gathered them easier than I thought?"
"It was easier than I thought, too. I thought it would be popular from the start, but..."
Don Milan, who had said that much, looked around for a moment, then changed his voice to a whisper and opened his mouth to the two.
"They say it's too hard to make a living outside right now... The East already has a cartel formed, so it's hard to get in, the West is in an atmosphere where you don't know when gunshots will ring out, and the South has finished talking between gangs, so they're sucking them dry as much as they can."
At those words, Nogada naturally thought of Ao Oni.
"I took care of that."
"Ah, I heard about that too. You took down 2 gang members."
"They were acting like thugs, so I took them down. But are they still doing that?"
"No. I heard it's become quiet. Now they say the toll is reasonable... The problem is, is that the only problem?"
Yuria, who heard Don Milan's explanation that followed, muttered.
"Gang saturation..."
"Correct. Whether it's the East or the South, they say there are too many gangs gathered, so the atmosphere is grim."
It was a vicious cycle.
Since there are many gangs, the pie to share is small, so money is tight.
The tolls, and the money earned from petty crimes, all fall short of expectations.
Also, while living in fear of being invaded at any moment, nerves are on edge.
The Warararai toll extortion incident also happened in that context.
"So other places are similar."
"Yes. If growth is delayed, you'll be eaten at any time. Everyone is in a situation where they are desperate and squeezing."
If it were a business, they might have sold it, but once a gang is formed, there is no withdrawal or giving up.
"They say everyone has become cold-hearted and it's hard to live."
"Is that strange? Gangs are supposed to be like that, aren't they?"
"Uh, well... usually it's not to this extent. In the end, it feels like gangs are part of the citizens, so except for a few situations, it's normal for them to get along..."
[True lol]
[Originally, they're like neighborhood association ladies]
[No, why are the gangs this time all 'manly man' gangs]
[Gangs are supposed to be the kings of cliques lol]
[There are many enemies around, so they don't seem to notice]
[The gangs on this server are somewhat brutal]
"So this wasn't normal."
Actually, Mukgom still thought the gangs were quiet.
In his opinion, he should have been stabbed 3 times by now.
To think it was just an Instagram sniper attack at most.
"Gangs are no fun."
"Puhaha. What were you thinking?"
"If I were a gang, well... I'd send knife deliveries, occupy public workplaces, and drain their blood..."
"No, no, no... it wouldn't be that brutal."
[Is knife delivery the standard lol]
[Stop, stop, stop lol]
[The way of thinking itself is different]
[King the Com standard lol]
[Need to engrave medieval common sense into them yeah]
[He who cannot be humble, receive my blade]
[Wasn't this common sense?]
[What? I'm wrong? It's a duel]