A Gift of Dildos? Wait… Huh? Did I See That Wrong…?
I barely managed to swallow back the curse that had risen all the way to my lips. Good job holding it in, Kim Hyun-woo. You can't say something like that with Sunae standing right next to you.
But still, on our very first date? Dragging her straight to an adult shop? Does that even make sense?
I asked myself again just to be sure. The answer was obvious.
No way in hell.
It was, by any reasonable standard, completely out of the question.
You crazy bitch. What kind of quest is this?
Sunae and I hadn't even held hands yet. This wasn't even supposed to be a romantic date in the first place. Just walking beside her was already making my heart race. And now the ring wanted me to skip every single step and haul her straight into an adult shop?
Consider it an unconventional date course?
There are limits to how unconventional something can be. This was practically isekai-level nonsense.
“Oppa, is something wrong?”
“Huh? Oh… just give me a second. I need to think.”
“Okay.”
I looked at Moyong Sunae, who was hugging the doll to her chest with a bright smile, and thought to myself, This one… I should just give up. That’s the right choice.
No matter how tempting that seven hundred thousand won reward was, there were some lines a person simply couldn’t cross. Not without getting socially crucified.
[Hmm.]
⟨ RING ⟩
The ring must have read my mind. It let out a meaningful little sound.
[You’re free to give up, of course.]
[But you’ll regret it?]
Was it joking? Taking this innocent girl to an adult shop on our first date was far more regrettable, wasn’t it?
[That remains to be seen.]
“……”
The way it said that made me hesitate again. So far, the ring had never once spoken nonsense. Or rather, it had never given me a nonsense quest. No matter how ridiculous it sounded, there had always been a reason behind it. This quest was probably the same.
But even so…
“……”
After a long, agonizing internal debate, I finally made my decision.
“Sunae.”
“Yes?”
“There’s somewhere I want to go… Mind walking with me for a bit?”
I decided to complete the quest.
It felt like I was a death row inmate being dragged to the gallows. With every step closer to the ‘Gorani Love 69 Adult Shop’ the ring had marked, my breath grew tighter and tighter.
I’m going insane. For real.
Cold sweat poured down my back. Was this really okay? I still couldn’t let go of my doubts. My heart was pounding so hard I could feel it in my skull.
Who knows? Maybe the ring is right and adult shops really are trending as unique date spots these days.
We were living in an era with AI everywhere. It wasn’t completely impossible… right?
I tried to force my brain onto the most positive track possible, but unless the genre of my life suddenly switched from modern realism to fantasy, that was never going to happen.
Ah… what the hell am I even supposed to say?
[We have arrived.]
While I was busy agonizing, we had somehow reached our destination. Damn it. Why did time only fly when I didn’t want it to?
[Gorani Love 69 Adult Shop]
It wasn’t a dream. The store the ring had pointed out was right in front of me. A two-story building proudly occupying the first floor right in the middle of a bustling shopping district.
Is this even Korea?
I was so stunned I wondered if I’d somehow been transported to Japan. Meanwhile, my eyes were cautiously scanning the inside of the store. If there were a lot of people browsing, I could at least use that as an excuse.
But that hope was shattered immediately.
The store was huge, so I’d expected it to be crowded, but the brightly lit first floor only had about three employees and just two customers.
Damn it, how is this place even staying in business?
The deposit and monthly rent in a prime location like this had to be insane. How could they keep the lights on with so few customers?
[Have a more enjoyable time with your lover]
A sign like that stood boldly right at the entrance.
“Oppa?”
“U-um, Sunae.”
“Yes?”
“Haa…”
I took a deep breath and somehow forced the words out of my unwilling mouth.
“W-want to… go in together?”
“……!”
The moment I spoke, I squeezed my eyes shut. I was bracing myself for whatever came next.
Will she be disappointed? Or maybe she’ll slap me?
I was ready to take whatever she threw at me.
But then…
“I-I’d like that…”
“Huh?”
The answer that came from Moyong Sunae’s lips and the way she reacted were nothing like what I had imagined. She said yes? After I’d dragged her straight to an adult shop on our first date? And from the look on her face, she seemed completely sincere…
What the hell? What is going on?
This couldn’t be a dream, right? Or maybe I was the weird one? Was this normal these days?
[Who knows?]
While I stood there completely stunned by the unexpected development, Moyong Sunae took the lead. She grabbed my hand and gently pulled me inside the store.
“L-let’s go in, Oppa! If we keep standing here, we’ll be bothering the people walking by.”
“Huh? O-oh, right…”
Before I knew it, we were inside. The employees greeted us with bright smiles.
“Welcome!”
“Feel free to look around.”
Their warm welcome made my face burn even hotter. This was already a place I would never have come to alone, and now I was here with Sunae, who always dressed so prettily. At that exact moment, I heard the familiar chime.
Spend at least thirty minutes inside.
Then gift Moyong Sunae one dildo.
“……”
I was at a complete loss for words. We’d already come inside together, and now it wanted me to buy her a dildo? I was seriously going to lose my mind.
“O-oppa… should we look around a little first?”
“S-sure.”
Strangely enough, the one who started taking the lead on this date was Moyong Sunae. The same girl who had always followed behind me so passively until now.
Does she actually have a lot of interest in this stuff?
Maybe it was because some time had passed, but I had calmed down a bit. I slowly walked around the first floor of the adult shop with Sunae.
There were dozens of different types of condoms, lubricants, various cosplay outfits, and SM tools on display.
It’s not as blatantly dirty as I expected.
Now I understood why they could keep the first floor so brightly lit. That aside, there really were a ridiculous number of condom varieties.
“O-oppa… l-look at this. It says it’s a textured condom.”
“T-textured?”
Even though her ears had turned bright red and her hands were trembling, Moyong Sunae was examining the products with more focus than I had ever seen from her.
[Recommended for those seeking a different kind of pleasure.]
[It has a surprisingly hardcore feel.]
Each product had two to three short review lines and descriptions underneath.
“T-this one is called a finger condom. You wear it on your hand.”
[Highly recommended when you want your boyfriend to thrust into you without mercy.]
[Also great for solo play. Enjoy without worrying about bacteria.]
At some point, I stopped feeling embarrassed and started getting genuinely interested in the strange products.
[This is a long-time condom.]
[It contains a numbing agent that helps delay male ejaculation, allowing you to enjoy love-making for much longer than usual.]
…There were quite a few products that caught my interest as a man.
So things like this exist too.
It really was true. In today’s world, there was nothing that didn’t exist. Even premature ejaculation could be overcome.
After looking at the condoms, we moved on to the love gels and then to the cosplay section.
“……”
[We’re sorry, but trying on is not permitted.]
[These are single-use items.]
Even though there was a sign like that, I didn’t need to try anything on. Just looking at them was enough to get the idea. Nurse outfits, police uniforms, bunny girls, nun costumes… There were tons of clothes designed to fulfill men’s fantasies.
“Gulp.”
It was an unavoidable reaction for any man. Without thinking, I pictured Moyong Sunae wearing them and ended up swallowing hard.
That was all I did, but—
Rustle—.
“…Sunae, what are you doing?”
“Ah, um… I was personally interested… so I thought I’d buy some.”
At some point, Moyong Sunae had grabbed a shopping basket and was steadily filling it with every single cosplay outfit the store sold.
“……”
My face instantly grew hot. From what I’d observed while working part-time with her, Moyong Sunae barely spoke to any men except me. That meant there was only one person she could possibly be planning to show these outfits to.
Me…
Even an idiot could figure that out.
I’m really going to lose my mind.
I wasn’t sure if it was okay for me to be doing this after I’d already slept with Hwangbo Ji-eun, but I got caught up in the mood and acted on impulse.
“I think they’d look good on you.”
“……! Th-then I should buy one more of each!”
Moyong Sunae trembled like a frightened rabbit but continued shopping with determination. She spent a long time browsing the SM section too. I had no idea what she was imagining, but she kept staring at the handcuffs and flinching over and over.
“L-let’s go up to the second floor now.”
“Alright.”
We had already spent twenty minutes on the first floor, so hitting the thirty-minute mark would be easy. The real problem was that I still had to give her a dildo as a gift.
“……”
The more I thought about it, the more dizzy I felt. What kind of guy gifts a dildo on a first date?
[Onahole / Large]
[Onahole / Mini]
[Love Doll]
[Urethral Play]
There really were all kinds of masturbation aids. There were even breast pads designed to be used as light decorations.
“Y-you don’t need to look at those!”
When I was staring at an onahole packaged with a beautiful woman’s face on it, Moyong Sunae desperately tried to pull my gaze away. In the end, I had no choice but to follow her to the dildo section.
[Vibrating Dildo]
[Balls Dildo]
[Sexy Lingerie / Stockings / Garter Belts]
[Soft Anal / Hard Anal]
“Whoa…”
It seemed women had far more variety than men in this department. It made me realize why there were “experts” in every field.
Rustle.
Meanwhile, Moyong Sunae was once again picking up the underwear and stockings I had glanced at and adding them to the basket. I felt my face flush as I slowly tried to pick out a dildo that would suit her.
Damn it, is this really the right thing to do…?
No matter how many times I thought about it, it still didn’t make sense. But after coming this far, I couldn’t back out of the quest now.
[Orgasm Princess Piston]
[82,000 won]
“Hey, Sunae…”
“Yes?”
After much agonizing, I finally bought one dildo and handed it to her.
You have received 700,000 won as a reward.
With the quest completed, our date safely came to an end.
On the way home after parting ways with Moyong Sunae.
“Hey, Ring.”
[Yes.]
I couldn’t hold it in any longer and asked.
“What was the point of that quest? I seriously can’t understand it. My head is still hurting.”
[Hmm.]
The ring paused for a moment, then let out a small chuckle before answering.
[You could say it prevented a murder.]
Her words left me even more dumbfounded. What kind of nonsense was that?
Still, it wasn’t like completing that insane quest had been completely meaningless.
The current balance in your account is 1,667,088 won.
At last, I had saved up enough money to buy Psychokinesis.