045. (H) The Valley of the Breasts (1)
Chiik.
Under the dark night sky, in the mansion's courtyard, Erin couldn't hide her eager eyes as she watched the meats grilling on the large hot plate.
"Whoa, the smell...."
Erin stared blankly at the hot plate, entranced by the smoke rising from the sizzling meats, unable to collect her thoughts.
I wonder if she'd freak out if I told her this is the meat from a ferocious mid-level beast called a Bullboa.
Eunhyeon chuckled as he grilled the meat on the hot plate. Seasoned just right with salt and pepper to mask any gamey odor, the meat boasted a texture and quality unimaginable for monster flesh.
He plated the cooked meat, cut it into pieces with scissors, added some vegetables, and set a plate in front of Illyana and Erin each.
"Go ahead and eat."
"I'll dig in!"
Erin, who had been glancing at Eunhyeon and Illyana for permission, grabbed a fork the moment they gave the okay and started devouring the meat.
"Eat slowly."
"Sniff... It's been days since I had a proper meal...."
Seeing Erin's eyes well up with emotion as she chewed the meat, Eunhyeon couldn't help but wonder just how poorly she'd been fed—like a beggar or something.
"Did you starve the kid?"
"How rude. I fed her properly."
"All three meals with energy bars the size of your fist?"
"So what? I lived like that and didn't die."
In fact, before Eunhyeon arrived, Illyana had subsisted mostly on those infamous energy bars for home meals, aside from the occasional takeout. It was a miracle she hadn't suffered malnutrition yet.
"Keep eating like that, and you'll get sick eventually. Time to learn how to cook."
Illyana, who wasn't picky and loved good food, had a simple reason for not cooking: it was a hassle. Preparing ingredients, cooking, eating, cleaning up—the whole process annoyed her. And it wasn't just cooking; she avoided all household chores.
It was a sight to behold when I first moved into this house.
The living room was littered with worn clothes and underwear scattered haphazardly—probably incinerated with magic whenever she felt like it. Piles of energy bar wrappers and trash towered like mountains, the interior thick with dust as if she'd never cleaned, and the bathroom caked in grime and mold.
Rumor had it she barely managed by hiring cleaners periodically. Unaware they were tidying the home of the great hero and Black Witch, the cleaners came weekly and were horrified each time by the state of the place—it hardly looked lived-in.
It was so bad that Eunhyeon half-suspected Illyana had let him move in just to manage the house for her.
"How long do you plan to live like this? Starting tomorrow, you're learning to cook."
Illyana, savoring the chewy meat, grew irritated at the nagging that sounded just like a parent's scolding.
"No way. You can handle cooking, laundry, cleaning—everything for life."
"Hey, that's labor exploitation. Exploitation. Watch your mouth, kid."
"So you're saying you won't do it?"
"Um, excuse me...."
For some reason, the pleasant meal was turning tense. The awkward atmosphere made the food stick in Erin's throat, and she ended up choking.
"D-don't fight...."
Still intimidated by Illyana, Erin grabbed Eunhyeon's sleeve, desperately trying to stop the argument. But her intervention backfired.
"Erin, what do you think?"
"H-huh?"
"Tell me, how can anyone live off two fist-sized biscuits for every meal? Does that even make sense humanely?"
"W-well, yeah...."
"Kid."
"Y-yes!"
"Do you know whose house this is?"
"Lady Illyana's house!"
"Behave yourself."
"I-it makes sense!"
Feeling the sharp glare from Illyana's narrowed eyes—like photon magic might shoot out any second—Erin hastily agreed with her.
"Does she really agree with you, or is she just saying yes because you're pressuring her? How can you bully her like that?"
"Ha? Pressure? Me? That's ridiculous. Kid, did I really say that to you?"
Yes. Honestly, she was terrifying.
Unable to voice it, Erin shook her head vigorously.
"......"
This time, Eunhyeon fell silent and just stared at Erin. Caught between the two, she made a miserable face, unable to side with either—like a child stuck in their parents' fight.
What am I supposed to do!
In the end, Erin grabbed her plate of meat and bolted away. Despite the little spat between Eunhyeon and Illyana, it had been a delightful meal for Erin in a long while.
After the hearty barbecue dinner, as Eunhyeon finished cleaning up and washing the dishes, Illyana's arms wrapped around his waist from behind in a hug.
"Where's Erin?"
"She went to her room. Probably tired."
"Okay."
"...I want to."
Understanding her meaning, Eunhyeon gave a wry smile and nodded.
"Almost done. Wait just a bit."
Once tidying was finished, the two entered the bedroom and shed their clothes, stripping down to nothing. Illyana sat Eunhyeon on the edge of the bed and wedged herself between his spread legs.
"...What are you planning?"
"Last time, you made me feel good with a massage. This time, I'll do you."
With that, her hand gripped his swelling, hardening cock, and she licked the glans with her tongue.
"Ngh...."
As he let out a small groan, she coated the entire shaft with saliva from glans to base, then pressed her massive breasts against it.
"No way, this is...."
Realizing what she intended, Eunhyeon looked shocked for a moment before Illyana squeezed her breasts together with both hands, trapping his cock in her cleavage.
"Hey, where did you learn something like this...."
"Hehe."
Eunhyeon knew that paizuri—rubbing a man's cock between a woman's breasts—wasn't something women generally enjoyed. He couldn't know women's views precisely, but it was unlikely Illyana had figured it out on her own.
It's heavy.
The weighty, voluminous breasts enveloped his entire cock as she placed them on his lap, sending novel sensations through him. His shaft stiffened even more, throbbing intensely.
"Oh my?"
Feeling it tremble and twitch wildly within her cleavage, Illyana smirked. Being so completely enveloped, the warm, soft touch of her ample breasts naturally drove his cock mad with pleasure.
"Behave yourself."
To calm his pleasure-crazed cock rampaging in her cleavage, she rubbed it with the violent softness and volume of her breasts.
"Kuh...."
Buried in her breasts and ground against them, his cock could only twitch and spasm in ecstatic frenzy amid the luxurious torment. Seeing his face contort in pleasure, Illyana smiled delightedly.
"This reaction... It's your first time too, huh? How is it? Feels good?"
"The, best... but...."
From the bottom of his heart, Eunhyeon meant it—no lies. How could the cock of any man not love being pleasured by the massive breasts of the continent's strongest high-rank digit mage?
"Where the hell did you learn this?"
Realizing someone must have taught her paizuri, he pressed Illyana for answers.
"Hmm? Still got the leisure to worry about that?"
Licking her lips mockingly, she moved her breasts. The wriggling motion swallowed and stroked his entire shaft in her cleavage, leaving Eunhyeon breathless.
"Ngh...."
The intense pleasure from his cock overwhelmed his mind, making him forget to breathe as he groaned.
"Not from some guy, so don't worry. Just... forget everything else...."
Illyana grinned and continued.
"And enjoy?"
"Uh...!"
"Hehe, you're squirming so cutely. First time getting something like this?"
"......"
Honestly, it had been ages since he'd even had sex. After Earth's destruction and Arkena's recreation, he'd been consumed by his apostle duties for 400 years, with no time for lust. His only experiences were a few times back on Earth before the Void Age began. Having never received such an advanced technique, and with 400 years of suppressed desire erupting, he had no chance against the onslaught of pleasure.
"I'm your first for this, huh? Makes me want to make it feel even better."
Illyana moved her upper body up and down while sliding her hands along with her breasts. The glans of his cock, buried in her cleavage, peeked out and hid repeatedly. Her novice technique was awkward, evident in her unskilled motions, but the ecstasy from her breasts was indescribable—supreme stimulation beyond words.
His breath grew ragged, pleasure so intense it disrupted his breathing. His cock ached. Feeling it tremble within her breasts, Illyana smiled.
"Already?"
"It's my first time getting something like this...."
Not wanting her to see his face twisted in unfamiliar pleasure, Eunhyeon turned his head away. It hadn't even properly started—just enveloped—and already his mind was blanking. Confirming his twitching cock as she kept moving her enveloping breasts, and seeing the pleasure-drenched face she'd created, her expression filled with even greater delight.
"Spread your legs. You're clenching them shut. Embarrassed?"
"...You writhed just like this during your first time from my fingering."
Dazed in the grave of her breasts, Eunhyeon realized his legs were trembling involuntarily from the pleasure in his cock. It mirrored her first time, when he'd diligently fingered her pussy, making her clench and twist—but now the roles were reversed. Her smile turned seductive at his reaction.
Even without full motion, it felt this good—what would happen when proper paizuri began? Eunhyeon's mind grew excited from the relentless stimulation.