3. Hero
3. Hero
"...Huff, huuuuufff!"
'Talk about overacting.'
A pitiful, utterly pathetic death rattle echoed from beyond the wall.
It had been annoying ever since he came in grumbling about "just some woman" and bringing up "Hans," but this ending was just too absurd.
Things like this happened from time to time, but wasn't he finishing the moment he got in? As a man, it was truly pathetic.
'Well, from my perspective, being able to finish quickly is actually better.'
For some reason, guys like this often became regulars. In short, I'd hooked a sucker. Anyway, three gold coins—nice.
I slowly pulled myself out of the hole and muttered a small spell.
"Clean."
All the sticky sensations vanished instantly.
Magic is so convenient. If I had to feel that trickling down my thigh, even mental masturbation would've been impossible.
[ Current Status: Refreshed ]
"Huff, huff... T-this, this kind of pussy...!"
Seemed like he was still spouting nonsense even as the guards helped him out.
I let out a dry laugh and plopped down into the chair.
And then, whoosh—
A slip of paper slid in through the gap under the door. Though annoyed, I got up immediately and picked it up.
[ 1 additional unregistered guest. Looks well-dressed and seems to have money, sending him to your room. ]
"...Why do new people keep coming here instead of the proper brothels?"
It didn't even say who it was.
Well, they must've let him in since he didn't seem like trouble. I should tell Marian later. If they're sending people to my room, at least get their names first.
Of course.
I had no intention of turning away today's customer.
Three gold coins per session was a pretty decent profit. The first time is always the hardest. After doing it a few times, the aversion wears off and it becomes nothing.
I quickly scribbled [ In 5 minutes! ] on the back of the paper and slid it back under the door.
===
Thump, thump—!
Even after traveling through numerous dungeons and visiting many cities, this was a first. I could've left if I wanted, but somehow I ended up entering the room.
The way they swiftly took three gold coins was pro-level, reminiscent of my party member Mia.
Gulp...
Even without experience in this area, Kyle wasn't so clueless that he couldn't vaguely guess what kind of place this was.
But to think it was this kind of place...
Thump!
A round buttocks boldly presented through a hole in the wall. He'd never seen such a vulgar sight anywhere.
There was that time when he and Lynette were caught in a rapid current and had to remove their wet clothes to warm up, but...
"W-what is this...!"
He took step after step backward until thud! He hit the door and slumped down.
It must have been quite a stimulating sight for a virgin.
But...
Soon, Kyle got back up. Maybe it was because of the alcohol he'd drunk before coming here—or thanks to it.
Following his male instincts, he approached the buttocks.
He supposed it meant he could use this buttocks as he pleased. He'd come to this brothel of his own volition and handed over three gold coins. But even though he knew that, he couldn't bring himself to take off his pants like Hans.
After all, he was a noble hero.
He wanted his first experience to be with Lynette, Mia, and Bellena. The innocent Kyle had always envisioned a future with his comrades.
"H-hey there...!"
"......"
What should he do...
Having no way to decide for himself, he tried asking the owner of this buttocks, but there was no answer.
"H-hey. I, I didn't come here because I wanted to...! I, I just followed a suspicious-looking man and ended up here by chance..."
Rambling nonsense.
Kyle gesturing wildly while talking to a pair of buttocks. If a third party had seen this, they might've laughed their ass off.
Since it looked like he was talking to the buttocks.
But just then,
The woman beyond the wall started pulling her body back inside! As the buttocks began to retreat into the hole, Kyle reached out regretfully.
And so, his hand touched the buttocks without him realizing.
"...Gasp! No, this! It wasn't my intention! I just accidentally...!"
Kyle looked down at his right hand in shock. The soft, squishy sensation of the buttocks was still vivid.
But futilely, the buttocks had already completely disappeared beyond the wall.
'...What a fool I am. To lose my composure over just a woman's buttocks.'
With the buttocks gone from sight, he felt regret, but at the same time came what you might call a moment of clarity. How pathetic must he have looked to that woman, losing his head like that...
With such self-reproaching thoughts, he straightened his clothes.
"...My apologies. The money's been paid, so I'll take my leave."
But then,
A woman's voice came from beyond the hole in the wall.
"You paid three gold coins just to make excuses while drooling over a woman's buttocks? If you wanted to confess your sins, you could've gone to a church. Was talking to buttocks your particular preference?"
===
'...The Hero?'
I never thought I'd hear that voice here. We'd only met once, but from his voice to his manner of speech, he might as well have been advertising "I'm the Hero."
I don't know what's been going on lately.
It feels like everyone I've met recently is showing up as a customer.
I let out a small sigh.
'...With three women around him, and he comes to a place like this.'
Some people come to another world and, far from being surrounded by a harem, end up doing this to earn money with their dick hanging out.
And some get harems plus brothels.
So this is what they mean by a debauched, beastly hero. You really can't judge a book by its cover. If I'd carelessly joined his party during the day, I might've been caught in that hero's clutches too...!
'What am I even thinking.'
The reason I was having such thoughts was none other than because the hero beyond the wall was doing nothing in front of my buttocks.
—H-hey. I, I didn't come here because I wanted to...! I, I just followed a suspicious-looking man and ended up here by chance...
'What is this idiot saying.'
And that's how we ended up here.
"C-confess my sins...!"
I continued in a voice slightly altered by magic.
"You paid three gold coins, right? Unless you're a fool, you should've known what kind of place this was the moment you entered. Did you pay three gold coins to confess to buttocks? No. You wanted to. Have sex."
"...N-no. I..."
Anyway, since he'd entered this room, I had to make him finish. That was my contract with Marian.
Judging by his greenhorn appearance, even if I told him to take out his dick and thrust, he might say something stupid like "Um... where's the hole?",
Or worse, there was the unwarranted worry that he might accidentally thrust into the wrong hole.
'...I've never done that either! And I don't plan to!'
I clicked my tongue softly.
Well, cases like this happened occasionally. Asking to use my hands, my mouth. Of course, I'd never used my mouth. Was I crazy enough to suck a man's dick?
...But I had jerked them off before.
"...Take off your pants first?"
"Huh?"
"Take off your pants and put your dick in the hole."
A brief silence followed.
But the silence didn't last long. The sound of clothes being removed came from beyond the wall. Thud, thud... the sound of fabric hitting the floor.
'That's right. Making excuses. You paid gold because you wanted to do it anyway.'
This rookie hero was still a man after all, seems he didn't back out.
I giggled and looked down at the hole.
Looks quite cute at first glance... Huh?
"H-hey there... I, I put it in, but. What do I do next...? I'm in a very embarrassing position right now..."
"......"
Just how many centimeters is this?
Given the unusual brothel setup, I didn't get to see many male members in this line of work, but even I could tell this length wasn't ordinary.
Recalling my knowledge from adult games...
In other words, a monster cock. And just to reiterate, the hero was obviously an adult.
"Huff...!"
"...Don't make strange noises, okay?"
"S-sorry... huff."
The moment I grabbed the shaft, his dick twitched.
It was just absurd that someone with this was acting like a virgin.
If I had this...
That beastkin woman, that priestess woman... even that snake-eyed woman—I'd have pinned them all to the bed and thrust deep with this dick.
And here he was, hanging onto a woman's hand, emitting pathetic moans with this thing.
I spoke in a playful voice.
"...Experience with women?"
"N-none..."
While stroking his dick shuck shuck... I whispered beyond the wall.
"Pathetic for a man. With a dick like this, and no experience with women?"
"Huff, gasp...! T-there...!"
I pressed my thumb firmly against the glans... and rubbed. It's not like it was a button. Just rubbing it with my finger, and he was already losing strength, trying to back away.
I gripped the shaft tightly so he couldn't pull out.
"...Stay still. If you want to leave, you have to cum once, okay?"
"The stimulation is too strong... Just a bit slower... It feels too strange. My mind's going blank...!"
"Such a girl. Making a fuss over just this? Shut up and stay still. If you paid three gold coins, you should get your service, right?"
Using the pre-cum oozing from the glans as lubricant, I accelerated. Using wrist flicks to coat the shaft with pre-cum...
Tap tap tap tap—!
"Huff, huff... U, uwaaaaaaah—!"
Splurt—!
That day, I might have opened my eyes to a new realm.