I'm a Eunuch?!
The carriage jolted with a thud. The sound of it bouncing hit my ears louder than usual. The coachman's hands hesitated for a split second. A chill seemed to seep from her palm pressed against my back.
"...What did you say?"
Senior Sister's voice sank to a deadly low. The air inside the carriage felt like it was freezing solid.
"No, hear me out first! Don't get mad!" Jegal Jiun jumped in alarm, waving her hands frantically.
"In the North Sea Ice Palace, there are shrine maidens who've practiced the hereditary Bing Baek Sin Gong. Among them, the virgins with the purest yin qi—they're called Bing Nyeo... well, you give them your yang qi and take in their yin qi to strike a balance."
"Balance?"
"Yeah! If you draw the Bing Nyeo's icy yin qi deep into your shattered dantian, the broken pieces freeze solid and knit back together. In the process, your scorching yang fluid churns through her body, harmonizing yin and yang..."
"So what you're saying is."
Senior Sister ground her teeth as she spoke.
"That our Yi Yi has to fuck the North Sea Ice Palace shrine maidens to stay alive?"
"Bingo! Real intense, sloppy, steamy—?!"
Jegal Jiun couldn't finish.
"One more word, and I'll rip that tongue right out."
Senior Sister's eyes flashed with icy murder. Pinned by the killing intent, Jegal Jiun clamped her mouth shut and nodded vigorously. But her eyes still sparkled with mischief, sly as a fox relishing the chaos.
Thud. The carriage wheel splashed through a muddy rut. The rhythmic creak of axles filled the cramped space. A suffocating silence stretched on. Senior Sister's razor-sharp glare clashed with Jegal Jiun's smirking sneer, turning the air into thin ice.
"We'll stop here for the day and rest in the next village."
Senior Sister broke the tension first. Her voice was lower and drier than usual.
"Already?"
I asked cautiously. The sun was still high overhead. With miles to go, calling it quits this early felt off.
"Your body's not up to it—better not push. The North Sea's cold cuts to the bone. Even the healthy struggle to endure it."
She squeezed my shoulder firmly, her tone unyielding. Her gaze fixed on the barren landscape outside, but every nerve was tuned to my body heat.
"Psh, he'll be fine. If he gets cold, Big Sis here'll snuggle right up like this."
Jegal Jiun barged in, yanking my arm into a tight hug.
"Gah!"
Her slender frame slapped against my side like a snake coiling tight. Her body heat filtering through our clothes was weirdly cool yet tepid.
Shing—
The metallic rasp echoed from behind me. Senior Sister's hand gripping her sword hilt.
"Huh? If I don't, Yi Yi'll freeze to death, right?"
Jegal Jiun blinked innocently at her, wide-eyed. She hugged my arm tighter, deliberately rubbing her tits against it like a taunt.
"......Not right now."
Senior Sister's voice trembled with suppressed rage.
"Get off him. Now."
"Nah. He's my patient. Taking care of him's just professional duty. Right, Yi Yi?"
Jegal Jiun twisted to flash me a cheeky grin. Behind the brazen smile lurked a swirl of unknown lust and playfulness.
The two women's stares collided in midair, sparks flying. Caught in the crossfire, I froze stiff, barely breathing. The carriage air grew thick, choking.
"Uh oh... we're fucked."
Jegal Jiun's sudden curse was crude and raw.
"This kid's cock is acting weird..."
"What? ...What?!"
Senior Sister's face drained white in shock. I blinked in disbelief too.
"Huh?"
That's when I felt it—a heavy, warm pressure down below. I jerked my head down in panic. Somehow, Jegal Jiun's snaky hand had slithered inside my pants, grabbing my limp dick in a firm grip. I hadn't noticed until it touched.
"Y-you crazy...!"
Senior Sister gasped, scrambling forward on her knees. Her eyes darted wildly between my crotch and Jegal Jiun's hand.
"What's weird about it? Let go now!"
"No, it was always this small."
Jegal Jiun ignored the shout, kneading my cock casually as she tilted her head. In her grasp, it dangled lifeless like a dead animal.
"Fits in one hand now. And it should've gotten hard from this, but zilch."
True to her words, it didn't twitch under her touch. Back during our wild fuck, it'd erupt at the slightest brush like a volcano. Now it hung cold and slack. Worse, even as she groped it openly, the sensation felt faint, like touching someone else's skin. Numb, paralyzed—a creepy disconnect that chilled me.
"......!"
Thwack!
"Yow!"
Senior Sister finally snapped, kicking Jegal Jiun hard in the ribs. Jegal Jiun yelped and toppled over.
"This is your fault! You poisoned him into this mess, and now you dare...!"
"Okay, the dantian's on me! But his dick shrinking? Not my bad!"
Jegal Jiun rubbed her side, protesting.
"The guys I fucked before stood tall till their dantians burst and they died! Hell, they stayed stiff postmortem! Why's this one different?"
"Sh...... Shut your mouth!"
As Senior Sister reached for her sword, Jegal Jiun shrank back fast. Senior Sister steadied her trembling hand and looked at me, eyes shadowed with deep worry and fear.
"Yi Yi. Feel anything? You okay? Does it hurt, or...?"
Her hand settled gently on my knee. I stared blankly at my crotch and answered in a dry rasp.
"It's... nothing, Senior Sister. Like it's not even my body."
My despairing words turned her face ashen. Unbelieving, she slid her hand deep between my thighs, rubbing softly inside.
"This? What about here?"
Her slender fingers tapped the base of my limp cock, then trailed slowly up the shaft. Spots that would've made me jump and harden at a graze before. Now? Damp cotton, zero response.
"......"
She tried a few more times. Squeezed lightly, released. Scraped the glans with her nail. Still, it stayed cold and still.
"Hoo...."
Senior Sister sighed deeply, head bowed. Then she pursed her lips and blew a warm puff over the tip. Faint heat hit, but the numb veil dulled it to almost nothing.
"Oho? Why not just shove it in your mouth and suck?"
Jegal Jiun propped her chin, smirking as she butted in. Her eyes gleamed like a kid at a freak show.
Senior Sister shot her a venomous glare dripping murder, but Jegal Jiun just snorted.
Senior Sister turned back to me, biting her lip as if steeling herself. Slowly, she leaned down.
Smack.
Soft lips brushed the tip and pulled away.
"Still?"
She looked up cautiously.
"......Yeah."
I replied weakly. Shadow darkened her face. She dipped again, parting her lips to take my floppy cock into her mouth.
"Mmph... slurp."
Warm, wet tongue wrapped the glans, rolling slow. The feel of myself in her mouth felt alien. Part of me, yet like some stranger's flesh being toyed with.
"No... feeling at all."
She stopped her tongue and pulled off. Saliva strung from her lips like a thread.
"Duh, that's why."
Jegal Jiun tsked impatiently.
"Figures from you Daoist bitches—total amateurs. Move."
She shoved Senior Sister's shoulder. Senior Sister toppled sideways. Jegal Jiun darted between my legs, squatting quick.
"You...!"
Senior Sister lurched up, but Jegal Jiun yanked her hem and wiped Senior Sister's spit off my cock roughly.
"Watch and learn. Like this."
She gripped my cock in one hand, mouth gaping wide to swallow it whole.
"......!"
Senior Sister's hand shot out like lightning, blocking Jegal Jiun's lips.
"What the hell?"
"Wha? You wanna leave him a eunuch forever?!"
Jegal Jiun mumbled under the palm, eyes wide with mock innocence and mischief.
"Don't touch my junior brother with that filthy mouth."
Senior Sister's voice was glacial. Her eyes bored into Jegal Jiun coldly.
"Filthy? Ha! How much did your junior brother blast down my throat? Flooded it till my gullet was raw."
Jegal Jiun slapped the hand away, brazen as ever.
"Look at him now. You slobber all lovey-dovey, and nada. Leave it like this, he's a lifelong eunuch. I'm the pro here, you clueless Daoist slut."
"Pro...?"
Senior Sister's brow twitched. She eyed Jegal Jiun in disbelief.
"Yup! Big Sis has devoured over a thousand cocks in yin-yang unions. You could lick for a hundred days straight—won't cut it. Think you can match my technique?"
Jegal Jiun snorted smugly. She leaned back between my legs, whispering.
"Yi Yi, Sis'll suck you to heaven. Don't worry."