Chapter 78
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 78
Chapter Title: Sidi (Cactus) Side Story
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My name is Sidi.
I'm a cactus.
More precisely, an evil spirit possessing a cactus.
Heh heh.
Originally, I was just a withering cactus without any awareness.
But after that man gave me the name 'Sidi' and fed me his soul's essence (semen), I was born with a soul.
Now, I've taken up position on top of the piano, waiting for my chance.
Heh heh heh.
My goal is to steal the body of that clueless human, the man called Jin Sun-hu.
Trap Jin Sun-hu's soul in this cactus and take over his body in its place.
And the women in this house...!
Heh heh heh heh!
Right now, I don't have enough power to possess a human body yet.
Recovering this withering cactus body comes first.
Once I'm back to full strength and regain my original power, I'll steal his body while he's sleeping.
Then use that body to make every woman in this house mine!
Heh heh heh heh heh!
There are three women in this house.
First up is the woman Jin Sun-hu calls Mom, Im Shin-hye.
Her job is actress, so sometimes she comes in here with Jin Sun-hu to practice lines.
"Huang Jin-woo! You really doing this just to see your mom lose her mind?"
"Leave me alone! I'm not Mom's puppet. I'm a living person too!"
Slap!
Oh. That’s gotta sting.
"Eek! Oh no! Sun-hu, are you okay?"
"...Ah~. Mom. Why’d you stop? It was just getting good."
"Blood! You’re bleeding!"
Whoops. Looks like he got scratched by a nail during the slap.
Handle him with care, ma’am.
He’ll be my body soon enough.
Heh heh heh.
"Psh. It’s nothing. It’ll be fine after I sleep it off."
"No way! I’ll get some ointment. Just wait."
The missus hurries off to fetch the medicine.
And carefully applies it to Jin Sun-hu’s face.
Jin Sun-hu, the one who got hit, doesn’t care, but the one who did the hitting looks like she’s about to cry.
"What am I going to do? Mom just keeps hurting you, Sun-hu."
"I’m fine. What you’ve healed is a hundred times more than any hurt you’ve caused me. So don’t ever say that again."
"Sun-hu..."
Well, well.
Script practice too?
Erotic movie script?
They lock eyes and pull each other into a hug.
From here to the kiss, it’s all automatic.
The two share a deep, passionate kiss that no mother and son should ever have.
Jin Sun-hu’s hand is already groping at the missus’s breast.
She doesn’t even think to scold her son’s naughty hand—instead, she gets even more excited and devours his lips.
What a messed-up family.
Being a cactus, I can’t even click my tongue. Tsk tsk.
"Mom, I..."
"Sun-hu. Mi-so will be up soon. Mom’ll take care of you with her mouth today, so hold out, okay?"
Hmph. Guess it’s an oral day today.
"Ah..."
The missus buries her face between Jin Sun-hu’s legs.
Jin Sun-hu moans in pleasure, and she bobs her head happily at the sound.
Damn it.
If I just steal Jin Sun-hu’s body, I’ll give it to you plenty!
Wait just a little longer, ma’am!
Next, the second woman in the house.
The one Jin Sun-hu calls Sis, Jin So-young.
The top beauty in the province, with bursting breasts and a firm ass.
And a total perv.
Sis Jin So-young always asks Jin Sun-hu to play piano whenever she comes in here.
Her real goal’s something else, obviously.
To my eyes, the piano’s just an excuse for pervy stuff.
Right now, Jin So-young’s sitting on the bed, listening to Jin Sun-hu’s playing with a serious face.
But her head’s probably full of filthy pervy thoughts.
"Not bad. It’s decent enough."
As the playing ends, Jin So-young crosses her arms and says.
Crossing her arms like that to emphasize her chest—is that on purpose?
"Tell me what you want. I’ll hear you out as a reward."
See that?
She just wants to do pervy stuff after all.
"...Sis. Crawl over here on all fours."
Jin Sun-hu gives the order.
Normally, he can’t stand up to Sis Jin So-young at all, but when it’s pervy playtime, the roles reverse.
"You pervert bastard."
Jin So-young curses at Jin Sun-hu’s words, but her face can’t hide the joy.
Who’s calling who a pervert here?
To me, they’re both pervs.
Jin So-young crawls over on all fours just like he told her.
If she had a tail, she’d be wagging it like a dog.
You pervs.
Arriving at Jin Sun-hu’s feet, Jin So-young looks up at him.
Her eyes are shining with anticipation.
I can guess what she’s thinking.
‘What kind of pervy thing’s he gonna make me do?’
That’s the eager glint in her eyes.
Jin Sun-hu crosses his legs and sticks out one foot.
"Lick it."
Jin So-young looks up at him like she’s shocked.
Then she starts licking his toes, her face full of indignation.
Ugh! You pervs!
Pretend to hate it at least!
"Good girl, Sis. Now turn around and spread your ass. I’ll fuck you like a dog."
Jin So-young glares resentfully at her brother, but it’s obvious she’ll obey happily.
Look at that.
She’s already shaking her ass, begging to be fucked.
Ah~ damn it!
Once I steal Jin Sun-hu’s body, I’ll fuck you like a dog every day too!
The third woman.
Little sister Jin Mi-so.
As you can tell from the first two, this baby of the family’s not normal either.
Ever since she saw her brother react to her stage outfit, she keeps bringing new clothes up here to put on fashion shows.
"Oppa, how’s this outfit?"
"...Isn’t the skirt too short?"
"Is it? But I’ve got shorts on underneath, so it should be fine."
"Shorts don’t make it fine."
"Why not? Shorts aren’t panties."
And with that, Jin Mi-so lifts her skirt to flash her shorts.
So obvious it’s ridiculous.
And that idiot falling for such blatant temptation is a problem too.
He’s staring like he wants to devour it.
Wish I had a nose to snort at them.
"I’m wearing panties under these. See?"
Knowing his eyes are glued there, she pulls down the shorts to show her panties.
Hey. Jin Sun-hu. Your eyes are gonna pop out.
"Oppa. It still hurts down there from last time. Can’t you lick it better?"
Jin Mi-so tempts him, pulling her panties down too.
"Ahn!"
Jin Sun-hu shoves his face right in.
Ah~ damn it all!
If I steal Jin Sun-hu’s body, I’ll lick you like a dog too!
Lap lap lap! No tongue is such a shame!
Goddamn it!
"Oh my. This cactus is all dried up."
Missus. Why are you here alone today?
Where’s Jin Sun-hu?
Or are you gonna masturbate in here again?
"Did Sun-hu forget to water it?"
Hey hey?
Missus! Stop!
Jin Sun-hu’s been taking care of the watering!
Cacti don’t like too much water!
I’ve always been like this!
"Be as healthy as Sun-hu, okay? Hehe."
......Damn.
Such a busybody.
Too much water. This is bad.
Jin Sun-hu better notice and skip the next watering.
Recovery’s gonna be tough.
"Was there a cactus like this in this room?"
What, Sis?
Why are you here too?
I said Jin Sun-hu’s not around today.
"Hmm."
What’re you looking at? First time seeing a withered cactus?
You’re not gonna water it too, are you?
Hmph. No way.
You wouldn’t have that kind of delicate consideration.
Probably just imagining what it’d feel like poking you down there with it.
"Jin Sun-hu. Why haven’t you done ‘that’ lately?"
That?
What’s that?
And I’m not Jin Sun-hu.
Tell it to his face if you’ve got something to say!
"...No can do. You need to be punished too."
Hey hey?
Where are you taking me?
The bathroom? Why here?
You’re really gonna water me?
Stop! I hate water now!
"Ugh. You said it was my personal toilet. Why won’t you do it..."
Uwaaak! What the hell!
Piss? Are you insane?!
What are you doing to someone else’s cactus!
Stop! You’ll kill me!
"You did wrong, Jin Sun-hu... So you take it instead... Ugh."
Uwaaaakakak
Ororohohoh
......
..........
Insane.
I thought she was a perv, but she’s way worse than I imagined.
Even sprayed bleach to kill the piss smell.
Damn. I’m really gonna die.
Somehow... I have to survive.
Survive and steal Jin Sun-hu’s body...
Then get my revenge...
Ugh...
Jin Mi-so...
You wouldn’t do that, right?
You’ve got some common sense at least?
"They say if you cut a cactus and replant it, it grows back?"
What... what are you doing?
Scissors? Stop!
That’s only for healthy ones!
Don’t cut with paper scissors!
Uwaak!
"Huh? It’s not cutting easy. Ngh."
I’m dying! I’m dying!
I’m ascending!!
"Ah. Got it. But the cut’s pretty bad. Hope it’s okay."
Like hell it is! You psychopath!
Ah...
Am I going out like this again?
So unjust.
If only I’d stolen Jin Sun-hu’s body.
Then I could’ve gotten my satisfaction.
Aah...
Damn it...
I just wanted...
To hold a woman’s hand just once...
"Huh? What’s this? It’s totally withered."
I came home to find Sidi all wilted.
Oh no.
"Sis, did you water the cactus in my room by any chance?"
"What? You accusing me?"
"No, not that."
Yeah, Sis wouldn’t do something like that.
"Oh dear. I watered it ‘cause it looked wilted. Did I overdo it and kill it?"
"Something like that, maybe. Looks like there’s cut marks too."
"Oppa, actually that was me..."
"Ah~ it’s fine, it’s fine. It was a freebie anyway."
A bit of a shame, but I can’t blame Mom or Mi-so over something like this.
I prayed for Sidi’s soul to rest in peace.
Farewell, Wilt.
May you be born healthy next life and find happiness.