The New Guild Conquest War
The Mua Guild Master, Raimen, has been defeated.
You have won the Guild Conquest War.
Perfect Game !!!
Perfect game. It meant winning without the slightest scratch to the hideout or any allied forces. It was a rare message to see, and a welcome one.
From this point on, ownership of the Mua Guild hideout planet will be transferred to the Shining Parade Guild.
The guild level increases.
The maximum guild member count increases from 30 to 50.
"Yeeeah! Shining Parade’s first-ever win in a new guild conquest war!"
"For the greater good, I can endure a little personal criticism. That is what it means to stand at the summit."
"Aaaagh! It’s a million won."
"I don't think that million won should only be spent on me. I think the guild members who worked hard deserve something too. I do feel a little guilty about tricking my allies to deceive the enemy... So, because I'm in a good mood, I'll send chicken gift coupons to every single guild member!"
The viewers’ clamor only grew louder after that. Fine, whatever. I was in a good mood too.
"Our viewers as well... wait, what the hell!"
Only then did I notice the viewer count had already climbed past 7,000. I’d been too busy with the new guild conquest war to pay attention.
"Why are so many people watching?"
"Fine, whatever. I’ll send chicken to 70 viewers too."
Wait a second. I’d blurted it out before thinking, but a chicken gift coupon cost about 20,000 won each. Even a rough calculation...
"Right..."
That said, I couldn’t exactly take back what I’d already said. Hm.
"Well, Chae Money will understand, I’m sure."
Or maybe if I asked for a loan after giving out chicken, she’d get mad? Wasn’t there some better way? Then a good idea flashed through my head.
"Then let’s do this. Everyone, including me, please leave stream reviews for Senior Sally, Tama, and CEO Chae on the cafe! I’ll give chicken to 70 people through a raffle."
"I-I mean, if this becomes an event everyone can win from, not just something I’m doing alone, maybe the boss will save me...? Please save me. I’ll definitely pay the money back..."
"Don't say scary things."
My mouth was dry, so I couldn’t take it anymore. I called Chae Money right away. Strangely enough, she picked up immediately.
"Yeah. I’m watching the broadcast."
"H-hik!"
So that was why she was watching!
What would she say? I was trembling, but then her voice flowed out, kind and gentle, almost like salvation.
"Shining Parade's second generation has been getting a lot of attention lately. Since this is a good chance to give back, the Ruru Chicken event sounds pretty nice. Let’s do it. You don't need to pay this money back. I’ll cover it. You only buy the chicken for the guild members."
"H-huh?! "
Not only was she supporting me with money, she was even going to attach my nickname to the event title? Maybe because my body had changed, or maybe because I was overwhelmed by the sincerity of her kindness, but tears began to spill down my stupid fox face.
"Hwaaaang! Mom is the best."
"..."
Still, crying on stream was embarrassing. I had to hold it in, but it was hard. The boss seemed to notice and took over the broadcast for me.
"Soon, when Haruru does that reinforcement? Or maybe option conversion? Anyway, when she does that, I'll collab with her. Please look forward to it."
Trying to hold back the tears only made the emotion swell harder, until it finally burst. I ended up looking absolutely ridiculous.
"H-heeeng! The tears won’t stop! I’m gonna blow my nose too, sorry."
Kuhng!
"If someone gives you this kind of sincere kindness and you don't cry, you're not human... Thank you, truly. I can only say thank you..."
"Don't worry about it."
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"Hwaaaang! One hundred gift subs too! Th-thank you..."
MayflyDanRaccoon has gifted 30 subscriptions!
"The gift subs 30 more...! Thank yooou, Hwaaaah!"
"Lately, good things keep happening one after another, so I'm just too happy. The tears keep coming...! Not long ago... the water was cut off and the electricity was cut off, so..."
"Honestly, all that money I poured into Unknown was my own karma... but still, from now on I'll straighten up and live right!"
I ended my call with Chae Money. After thanking her again and again, I let the mood settle a little and turned my attention to the Mua Guild hideout planet, which was now ours.
"P-please forget that..."
I’m not usually the type to cry easily, but it had to be because I’d changed into this fragile body. I wanted to die of embarrassment. I’d sworn my heart was still that of a hard-edged guy, and yet I’d gone and bawled my eyes out.
"Looks like I’ll be teased with this for a while. I’m doomed."
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"For your subscription reaction, please do Hwaaang."
"Thank you for subscribing, Haruru. Thank you. Now then, let’s see what kind of tribute the Mua Guild Master left us..."
"No, no Hwaaang."
"N-no, Haeeng is banned too!"
My face kept burning for no reason, so I fanned myself with my hand and forced my attention back onto Unknown. As I looked around, my guild members were all checking what items there were and how the land could be used.
This guild was made to target us, right? Just as they said, they’d really only built a main operational base, and left everything else in ruins. That kind of wasteland might be a disadvantage for anything else, but for farming it was the best possible setup.
"This works out nicely. Let’s go with the best farming setup as planned. Imda..."
"Huh?"
Golden farming tools.
To get those, you had to do endless grinding, like chopping wood 10,000 times and harvesting crops 10,000 times. And you’re telling me he already finished all that?
"That’s insane."
Anyway, thanks to that, there didn’t seem to be any need to worry about farming. If we farmed with golden tools, a bumper harvest was basically guaranteed.
"You can make fertilizer from loot dropped by monsters. Water, and the farming reservoir... let’s see. If we use water magic, we can make it..."
"No, the guild master has to set the example."
"I’m not doing it yet! We’re in the middle of the Mua Guild hideout looting content."
It was while I was wandering around looking for other items that I found it.
Box sealed with fire, water, and darkness
Sealer: Raimen
What is this? A box made by a player. What on earth was he trying to protect that he sealed it with three elements? I can’t stand this anymore just by looking at it. I’m opening it right away. Breaking it open isn’t hard. I’m the owner of five elements, after all.
◈ Acquired from the spaceship draw
◈ Estimated value: 5,000,000 won
"Oh, what the hell."
That was the starship from the spaceship gacha, a ship worth an expected value of five million won.